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Sweden Recognizes File Sharing as a Religion

So apparently a group of file sharing enthusiasts in Sweden formed a religion they call "Kopimism." Kopimism is essentially filesharing in religious form: the group claims to worship information, as well as the copying of said information, which they call "Kopyacting." Apparently, Kopimism was accepted as a religion by the Swedish agency responsible for registering religions--it took them filing only three times to get the status.

Now for me to start my own religion, the United Church of Public Intoxication.
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As long as they're not Scientologists, that's cool. ALL INFORMATION COMES FROM ALIENS THAT FLEW HERE IN WWII BOMBER PLANES THAT WERE PUT IN VOLCANOES WHICH WERE THEN BOMBED AND THEIR SOUL ENERGY INFECTED THE NEARBY WILDLIFE IN THE FORM OF THETANS.
  • #2

Damn kids these days can make anything into a religion
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  • ILB
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I do believe that most modern people's beef with religion has less to do with the contents of religions but more to do with what the world manages to administer into that group. ^_^

Of course, file sharing - when lawfully done - is a good thing. Information is useful. Then again, if you recognise it as a religion it seems less like a personal faith and more like "we want Pirate Bay back on line". Note how both Kopimism and Pirate Bay originate from the same country. :smirk:
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Illegal downloading is awesome and taking away my ability to download is a threat to my religion.
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To some extent, they actually make sense.
Not by a lot, mind you, but at least they're using filesharing for something good, other than just downloading games and movies.
And if someone tried to stop them from downloading stuff, they can just call it blasphemy! Well played, Scandinavian neighbours, well played...
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That means SOPA is against their religion. How clever. :P
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United Church of Public Intoxication... you have one extra member.
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All hail the UCPI! :D
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View PostCarcharocles, on 06 January 2012 - 02:28 PM, said:

So apparently a group of file sharing enthusiasts in Sweden formed a religion they call "Kopimism." Kopimism is essentially filesharing in religious form: the group claims to worship information, as well as the copying of said information, which they call "Kopyacting." Apparently, Kopimism was accepted as a religion by the Swedish agency responsible for registering religions--it took them filing only three times to get the status.

Now for me to start my own religion, the United Church of Public Intoxication.


You can claim to be a member of any religion you want, but it doesn't make any difference in the end.
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So...who's the savior? Limewire?
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I wonder if the catholic church will try to attack them.
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Their order of holy warriors are pirates, i'd assume?


Yarr.
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i think if there is a god, he's probably just like "y'know what? fuck this shit."
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Where do I sign up for this magical faith?
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ALL HAIL KAZAA
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you're too old, Kaxbe... geez, Kazaa...
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Is mayonnaise a religion?
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View PostWTF, on 24 February 2012 - 02:29 AM, said:

Is mayonnaise a religion?
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Apparently yes, If you have enough people saying it is.

This post has been edited by stormthehouse: 24 February 2012 - 02:36 AM

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Who wants to join my new religion? 8-D
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View PostWTF, on 24 February 2012 - 03:01 AM, said:

Who wants to join my new religion? 8-D


What are we worshipping?
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View PostRawrdinosaur, on 24 February 2012 - 03:04 AM, said:

What are we worshipping?

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View PostWTF, on 24 February 2012 - 03:06 AM, said:

View PostRawrdinosaur, on 24 February 2012 - 03:04 AM, said:

What are we worshipping?

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All hail the creamy white God. His tasty goodness is a boon to our lives as well as our sandwiches. May all who bask in his glory feel his love rather than the wrath of his heart attacks.

This post has been edited by Rawrdinosaur: 24 February 2012 - 03:11 AM

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View PostRawrdinosaur, on 24 February 2012 - 03:10 AM, said:

All hail the creamy white God. His tasty goodness is a boon to our lives as well as our sandwiches. May all who bask in his glory feel his love rather than the wrath of his heart attacks.

PRAISE THE LARD!
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View PostWTF, on 24 February 2012 - 03:13 AM, said:

View PostRawrdinosaur, on 24 February 2012 - 03:10 AM, said:

All hail the creamy white God. His tasty goodness is a boon to our lives as well as our sandwiches. May all who bask in his glory feel his love rather than the wrath of his heart attacks.

PRAISE THE LARD!


What is your opinion on miracle whip? Is it an evil imitator of our lord and savory one trying to deceive us or is it something else? Please tell me o wise leader.
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View PostRawrdinosaur, on 24 February 2012 - 03:34 AM, said:

What is your opinion on miracle whip? Is it an evil imitator of our lord and savory one trying to deceive us or is it something else? Please tell me o wise leader.

All worshipers of Miracle Whip will burn in the fiery fields of the plain of Tabasco sauce for eternity!

This post has been edited by WTF: 24 February 2012 - 03:39 AM

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Hey guys.

I think someone beat you to this joke.

By like, 20 years.

If not half a century.
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I don't see mayo in those links so it does not concern this, ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY WHITE CONDIMENT.
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HAIL THE MAYONNAISE!

CREAMY AND SMOOTH IN ALL IT'S GLORY, MAY WE SING IT'S TASTY PRAISES FOR ALL ETERNITY!

HAIL!
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