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With this, you get to kill off your least favorite characters. But, you have to come up with how they got killed.
Example: One day Mike was sitting under his favorite tree, when Nazis came and bombed the city. They never found the body.
So there ya go!

This post has been edited by The Awesome One: 13 January 2012 - 05:28 AM

If I may

This post has been edited by Dr. Klaus: 13 January 2012 - 03:59 AM

As she was going down a street, Sandy got surprise but sex from a 52 year old priest and later found out she was pregnant. Under the care of Mike, her child grew up to be a psychopath working as a barber, and then after eating the chopped remains of numerous victims he came back and sliced up Sandy.

uhhhhhhhhhhh-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh

Heh! Swimmer, that was BRILLIANT!

One day on his birthday, David ran down the stairs. He rushed into the kitchen, only to find it had been ransacked by the maffia. Davids mind: " Hmmmmm... What is this weird ticking machine? I wonder if it- OOOH A BUTTON. A BIG RED BUTTON." beep!
You know what happened next.

Katie died of AIDS.

The end.

This post has been edited by Shada: 13 January 2012 - 04:33 AM

The Awesome One, on 13 January 2012 - 03:57 AM, said:

It won't until someone can prove there's a duplicate or it turns into a shitty chat page. But if you're that positive a topic is going to get detention, don't fucking post it.

Paulo yanks Abbeys jaw down and forces the long metal tube past the rough barrier of his teeth. Abbey's screams are muffled as the molten lead pours down through his esophagus.

Paulo trips and falls down the stairs. The other cast members scramble like kids over a pinata to see who can grab the most shattered pieces of skull.

This post has been edited by Boringamus: 13 January 2012 - 04:44 AM

Augustus pissed Abbey off enough that he forgets about his father and beats the living shit out of him.

Sandy comes to visit Mike one day. When she pulls up in the driveway Mike comes running out, and as she opens her door she accidentally hits Mike square in the face knocking him down. When Mike lands he hits his head on a rock which kills him.

K.O.

@jerk: ok.
Tess stands alone in a field... AND ALL OF A SUDDEN... she gets Falcon punched in the head.

C. Falcon: 00%
Tess: 999%

This post has been edited by The Awesome One: 13 January 2012 - 05:01 AM

Lucy and Daisy are walking together. Lucy steps on a puddle and her water phobia kicks in. She starts panicking and Mike runs from the opposite sidewalk to save her, getting hit by a truck. Lucy goes batshit and doesn't know what to do, Daisy doesn't do anything, and Lucy finally decides to jump in front of a car.

Abbey watches this last scene and starts hitting Daisy for not doing anything to save Lucy, until Augustus, who happens to be walking by, starts laughing at him and telling him he's just like his dad. This makes Abbey have a mental breakdown and he and Daisy stay lying there while Augustus goes away laughing.

Daisy goes on to develop severe bulimia and dies a painful death at a young age.
Abbey goes to confront his dad and kill him, but it's noticeable he's insane so the prison guards have no choice but to take him out.

Paulo dies too. Maybe he got AIDS or something.

This post has been edited by Itu: 13 January 2012 - 05:02 AM

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head shot!

I still like swimmers the most

This post has been edited by The Awesome One: 15 January 2012 - 12:29 AM

As Augustus was ridding his bike down the street he noticed something shiny on the side of the rode. He stopped to see what it was up close. It was a dead persons watch, he immediately backed up & away from it, then looked around. No one was around so he went to take the dead dudes accessory. As he reached out to grab it the dead dude opened it's eyes. They were hallowed out with death & decay. Augustus yelled then jumped back. The zombie jumped up trying to bite him, Augustus punched it & it fell on the ground with a thud. he backed away slowly, grabbed his bike, & got the f_ck out of there. As he sped away the zombie laid there in the middle of the road, not moving, waiting for is victim to arrive to see why it was there.

A few hours passed before another person came around the corner on there way home. This unlucky individual would stop to check on the corps that lade in front of his truck. With lightning speed the zombie grabbed & bit the poor man. He screamed in pain as he kicked the zombie off his leg. He sprinted back to his truck, jumped in, locked the doors, rolled the window up & took off toward his home. By the time he got there he wasn't feeling very good, to shook up about what had happened, he ignored his nausea. he was eating diner with his wife & children when he suddenly doped his head in the food his wife had made him. She rushed over to help him, but he jumped up & bit her. she cried out in pain as her husband tried to eat her instead of the meal.

After about a month or so the zombie virus had spreed through out most of the city. With officials passing out gas masks & bottled water, enforcing curfews, shutting down public transit, schools, hospitals, & burning the bodies of the dead undead. Nothing seemed to stop the spread of zombieness. After about six months the virus had spread over much of the country, all seamed lost, the world as everyone had come to know was ending & no end to the plague seemed near.

As for a small coordinated pocket of resistance in Roseville, this group who wouldn't give up to impossible odds fought an army of infected friends, family, neighbors, hundreds of other faceless casualties as they tried to survive on to the next day. among this group are six individuals. Lucy, Abbey, David, Paulo, Tess, & Augustus. they fought, slept, & ate together. They fought long & hard killing many a zombie, but slowly, one by one they would fall. first was Paulo, then Lucy, next was Abbey, Tess, & David. As he ran & fought Augustus became week, he would ultimately meet his demise as an uncountable number of zombies feasted upon his guts, flesh, & fur.

Years passed but the zombies finally died off. The hard work of the worlds greatest minds finally ended the rain of horror of past years. No one knew were or how the zombie virus came to be, but it was over. All that was left was time to clean up, rebuild, & continue the lives that were interrupted by the plague.

The End.

HOLY CR_P that is looonng~!... Anyway that is how I want Augustus to die.
Hope that reading that long _ss sh_t was enjoyable. & for those who are all like "I aint reading all that mess" Zombies... Augustus was eaten by zombies. the end

Mike died of a new type of disease. It was incredibly painful.
The end.

Buttered toast... That must have taken a while to do.

Mikes car stalls on the airport runway and a nuke crashed into him then a train runs the car into pieces in which the airplane sucks up and sets off the nuke.

Why not.

Paulo committed Seppuku after losing consecutive sword fights with every single member of the BCB cast, including the pets.

Mike's scarf is tragically sucked into the turbine of Sandy's private jet as it is coming in to land.

hahaha Gnukko or somebody should draw that.

This post has been edited by Dr. Klaus: 25 January 2012 - 09:49 PM

In order to give an olive branch, Tess invits Jessica and Rachel to her Christmas party. The older girls end up drinking quite a bit, and in the heat of the moment Jess's repressed sexual identity comes into play. She gras Tess by her messy, ratty tail and drags her to the bedroom. The two lock lips, and Tess begins stripping Jess of her clothing, and in the heat of the moment she tells Jess that her actions were only an attempt at trying to get her attention. Between fooling around the two eventually admit that they are quite fond of one another both physically and emotionally, and the night ends with Jess spooned in between Tess.

But soon Rachel notices that Jess is gone. She climbs up the stairs only to see the two cats curled up together. In a fit of rage, Rachel whips out a pistol and shoots Tess in the head. However, this does not kill her, for Rachel is a horrible shot. In fact, the bullet only grazes her cheek. Rachel pulls Jess out of bed, and the two kiss gently. Rachel asks how it went, and Jess admitted to faking the entire event, for Rachel is her true love, and she would never want to be associated with a girl like Tess. A tear forms in the pit of Tess's eye, which catches Rachel's attention. "Shit, I missed," she says sadly. "Here, I will help you," Jess replies, and Tess's last image before dying is the two girls sharing a peck on the cheek as they together pull the trigger.

Abbey was walking home from a day of yelling at augustus, when Paulo came from behind him. Paulo accidentally ran in to Abbey, and they both tumbled down. "Hey! Watch where your goin' you faggot!" Paulo exclaimed. Abbey get up with a nose bleed, suddenly punched paulos face. So Paulo in a rage, grabbed Abbeys hands, and pulled him into his knee as hard as he could,then slammed abbey against the nearest wall. Abbey barfed out a puddle of blood.
Abbey fell in a crumpled heap, bleeding all over. Daisy walked past
and saw abbeys body. "AAABEEEY!!!" she screamed as she ran in to the street, unaware of the drunk guy, speeding along in his truck
transporting oil. Paulo, not wanting daisy to get hurt shoved her out of
the way. CRUUUNNCH. That was the noise of Paulos body being crushed. The drunk guy, being the drunk guy thought it was a speed bump or squirrel or something. The bump made all the oil fly up in the air and spill all over the road. And Daisy. It just so happens a truck with flammable things came along. But before that happend, daisy ran into the street again to see I Paulo was still alive even though he was obviously not. The truck swerved Into a statue of the founder of Roseville, and started flamming. The guy driving the truck jumped out and shouted "every one, run!!!". He got away, but the fire touched the oil and blew up Abbey (who by the way died of blood loss) Paulo (what was left of him) and Daisy. every one that witnessed it from afar gathered around the demolished houses, stores, and organs and guts from the three victims. The mayor saw all the damage, but the first thing he said was: "My statue!!!"

This post has been edited by The Awesome One: 27 January 2012 - 03:36 AM

Sandy was yet again crying about Mike and his friends through her phone. Mike was listening like a slavedog like usual. Sandy was crying so much that she got tears on her phone. The phone was old as my dead grandfather and it suddenly caught fire and exploded in her face. She survived but her tears wouldn't stop and soon flooded the house. The electric appliances went haywire and electrecuted her to death. Then suddenly a large military jet carrying bombs crash landed in her already-flooded house and caused it to explode. Her body's ashes were then stolen and used for cigarettes that were purchased and used by an bosnian hobo we knew as Mike. The end.

Ok, that was good. I'm not sure about the house flooding thing, maybe if her tears were combustable, but the ending was great.

I still can't stop smiling at the whole bosnian thing. I would like to see someone try to kill of "Kizun.a"... getting killed in Mordo.r.

This post has been edited by The Swimmer: 27 January 2012 - 04:15 PM

getting fucked in the ass happens to be better at A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY.

"Kinzun.a" tried yo walk to Mordo.r. She got killed by an orc.

This post has been edited by The Awesome One: 27 January 2012 - 11:32 PM

Augustus forces a syringe filled with fire ants into Abbey's rectum and feeds his intestine into a shredder.

The best part is I didn't just make that up.

Sushi's is my new favorite.

I just noticed I made a mistake with the title. It's supposed to say "killing off characters".

It only took you like 3 weeks to notice. Don't worry, you really raised the bar, none of us expected you to even catch that.

Mike realized that Sandy was just a old pedophile who wanted to have him. As Mike tried to escape he was captured and taken to some cult. Pedo dude killed Mike by silting Mike's throat and cutting open Mike's stomach. Mike bleed to death and was raped forever until he started to smell.
(Heh that's what you get for breaking Lucy's heart and soul you bastard)