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It's probably just that I rarely read fanfics. So when I heard about this one and read it, I thought it was so bad it was actually funny on a meta level. I get what you mean though; if I were to read a lot of fanfics like this one, I'd probably quickly tire of reading such bad prose.

Taeshi, on 02 February 2012 - 03:37 PM, said:

My bad, didn't bother to check.

WHO HERE'S GOING TO DO A DRAMATIC READING OF THIS? YOU SHOULD DO IT IN THE VOICE OF A GRAND ENGLISH GENTLEMAN FOR MAXIMUM RANDOMNESS! HIP HIP CHEERIO TALLY HO!

SuitCase, on 02 February 2012 - 04:51 PM, said:

Would if I had a descent microphone.
Would probably disturb my YouTube subscribers quite a bit.

Edit: Old chap.

This post has been edited by mAceOfHearts: 02 February 2012 - 05:01 PM

I think it was hilarious in a sense that it was so terrible, that it was just... Well, what Wacko said, really. Although the novelty wore off pretty quickly. I suppose the funniest bit wasn't the fanfic itself, but the commentary that was brought out on the dramatic reading.

Did Chris already do a reading of this in one of your streams? If so, I missed it.

He did. His commentary is always pretty hilarious. He hates everything he reads so much and makes it well known throughout the reading. Kyle has all the readings saved, if you ever want it. (I'm going to sound like an ass here so forgive me, but could you even hear it?)

Oh, there's commentary too? I'd assumed the readings were just Chris reading the fanfic exactly as written, in which case I'd be able to follow along.

I will take your word for it that it was hilarious.

Ah, yes. The best part is the commentary. Chris has the best voice too, I assure you. If you'd like, I could listen to the file again sometime and type out the commentary so that you could read it. It'd be a shame for you to not see it. We've missed you in the streams recently, you really are a pleasant fellow.

Feel free to PM me if you want to discuss it any further, since I'm not sure if it's appropriate to hijack this thread even if it is related.

When are the streams being, well, streamed? You all seem to be having a blast in those.

People often announce their streams in the video games thread (if streaming video games) or in the general streaming thread. Just keep your eyes peeled.

wacko, on 02 February 2012 - 08:06 PM, said:

Thanks, I'll remember that.

Okay My name is SniperFox, my good friend name Soul The hedgehog. Needed me to post this don't blame me for this. I owed the guy as a favor. He also has a message in this fanfiction.

To Suitcase’s response
“Do a Cream the rabbit one”
Your wish is my command good sir!!
It was a hot summer afternoon in Tails House, as the house was empty and dull. For the young Miles prower was working inside of his lab, all was quiet. He was building a new tornado this time, with the same technology that Eggman’s pod used. But for some reason all those countless times fighting Eggman Tails kept getting failure. He still needed something, something very important but he did not know what. He crumbled up another useless blueprint again and threw it in the wastebasket. “CHAO!” said a chao; Tails immediately went outside to check out the commotion. He looked up at the roof of his lab and he saw Chesse stuck on the roof. The chao's foot was caught in the gutter hole, Tails quickly reacted as such, and he went into his lab and grabbed his blow torch. Cheese looked absolutely terrified, as Tails quickly gotten his safety gear. Cheese was trying to escape so that Tails didn't blowtorch him. The more Cheese struggled the easier the foot was slowly released. After some time struggling Cheese's foot popped right out of the gutter hole. Luckily Tails catches Cheese by propelling himself in the air with his two tails. “What were you doing Cheese!?!” yelled Tails, “You could have gotten hurt... well whatever come on I'll take you to Cream.” sighed Tails. Tails began to fly to Cream's chao garden and her house.
Meanwhile at Cream's house
Vanilla has left the house in Cream's care for a couple of days. Vanilla had won a trip to Sunset Hill Zone. Cream was bored in her room and for some reason Cheese wasn't there, “I wonder where Cheese is... Oh I know I can look for secret things in mommy's room.” said Cream with excitement. So Cream walked around the house and founded her mother's room eventually. Cream opened the door and inspects the whole entire room. The room wasn't that much decorated it had chains and shackles on the bedpost and a whip and torture costume on the post that was hanging up. Cream thought OOOOO a new toy I want to wear those shackles!
As she fitted her right hand threw the shackle and it clamp soon as if automatically the other shackles connected to Cream's left hand, right foot, and left foot. And a machine hand came out in the middle of the bed where the vagina area is. And tore Cream's panties off, Cream
was surprised and scared at the same time. “What's going on??” Cream screamed, and then the hand was going closer to her area. Soon the finger pushed and rubs the area, Cream felt joy and confused. She was about to fall for the poor finger and remember that Tails can fix this machine.
Outside
Tails had just finished putting Cheese into his Chao Garden. Tails goes to Creams door and hears the scream of his name. “TAIIIIIIILSSS!!!” screamed a familiar voice, “That sounds like Cream I got to go and check out what is the problem” Tails thought. As Tails opened the door and went into the living room. “I'm upstairs Tails!” Tails went upstairs as instructed “I know where she is now!” Tails opened the Vanilla's door his eyes widened as he saw Cream getting moved in the most sexual way. Tails already know the birds and the bees from Sonic teaching him and all. “COMPUTER!” said Tails talking to his wristwatch “yes sir prower?” the female robot hologram appeared from the wristwatch. “I need to hack in to that Sex machine what is its true meaning of process?” said Tails “Wait a moment..... Done the true machine's purpose is to make the subject to release their semen. After the release is done then the shackles will be released.” Tails already known what the computer was talking about “So I have to sex with Cream!?!” excalimed Tails. “That is correct Sir Prower.” the computer responded. “Alright I need the Hand to stop can you do that Computer?” said Tails coolly.
“Yes Sir Prower” responded Computer. The hand has immediately stopped and went back into its panel. Tails rushed to the bed and gotten up top of Cream. “What are you doing Tails??” Cream asked. “Okay bear with me Cream the only way to get away from this thing is for me and you to have grown-ups time” said Tails. “Tails I know what sex is don't treat me like an idiot!” said Cream. “But I'm glad you are the one who is taking my virginity away even though this is a big misunderstanding.” said Cream. “What are you trying to say?” said Tails, “I love you Miles Prower and I want you to be mine.” whimpered Cream. “I love you too Cream...” said Tails. Tails inserted his hard cock into Cream's vagina. Cream felt the tightness and penetrating of Tails cock going inside of her. Tails begin to go in and back in a forward to back moment, as Cream moaned and moaned. “Ah! Miles your cock is making me feel wet!” Tails grunted while Cream screamed “OH! IT’S SO GOOD MILES!!”. “Ugh… Cream I’m going to cum.” Tails said. “I’m going to cum to Miles!!” Cream screamed. “AHHHHH” the two lovers screamed in unison. Tails began to pump madly into Cream’s vagina. She was so close from feeling a orgasm, nothing can ruin this moment. Cream came and so did Tails at the same time. This caused the shackles to release automatically. Tails was worn out and Cream felled asleep from exhaustion, Tails manage to have enough energy for him to go in Creams room and get her some new panties. He came back only to put the panties on Cream. He gently carried Cream to the sofa and clean Vanilla’s little torture room. He washed the sheets all of them, sweep up the rip panties, and made sure that weren’t any videotaping. As Cream fell asleep she began to dream about Tails and how their moment was so special to her. “Cream! Wake up silly head.” Cream’s eyes opened only to find herself in Tails lap on the sofa in her living room. “Tails was all that a dream?” Cream demanded looking up at him with her green eyes. “No it wasn’t Cream” said Tails. “Oh that’s good I was afraid I never see you again.” And with that response Tails kissed her with passion and Cream returned the kiss with passion as well. Then a shadowy figure was outside of the window and it was Vanilla! She smiled “Well its glad to know that Tails will do anything for my daughter and is such a gentleman.” Vanilla chuckled. “Well grandchildren don’t make themselves.” Vanilla muttered to herself.
Okay the first thing I would like to do is to thank my friend SniperFox for helping me out with all this and such especially with the grammar. God the fing Grammar but besides that the many comments that the forumers make is actually help full. A lot of them were honest and true and critism. And I respect all of them including esalaka’s. I am no longer going to be on the forums nor making any Fanfiction for a long time. I decided that my studies are more needed. Not to worry I won't be gone at all, I'll still come to the streams. I have no comment on the negativity that most users have against on my fanfics. I'm pretty much just leaving for intrests unknown. (mostly because of BasketCase's taunting me.) and other things as well, please understand that its not you guys at all this only because of me and my constant shitposting. I hope you understand all of this. Thank You for reading and Stay Gold everyone.

Holy shit what the dicks that is a terrible wall of text I can't even read it.

And why do I deserve a specific mention, what's this guy have against me?

Buh.

*sigh*

I warned you in the other thread. Don't assume Tae and Suit are going to turn a blind eye on this.

SniperFox, on 02 February 2012 - 09:28 PM, said:

I told you. I told you. It's all ended in tears, and did you listen? Like fuck you did.

holy fuck please put NSFW in the title

Am I the only one who thought "SniperFox" and SoulTH were the exact same person, and that the SniperFox account was just a new one because SoulTH was Special Ed'd/thought unfavorably?

Stilbini, on 02 February 2012 - 10:01 PM, said:

It was the first thing I thought, too. But who knows. The universe works in mysterious ways. : /

Of course it is. If it isn't, and the guy is indeed his editor, then he should be arrested for the murder of the English language.

Good sir name Samuel, thank you that you are willing to talk to my idiotic friend about grammar. For I only did this because of a favor and nothing else towards it.Sir or madame to Stilbini, the difference is that Soul is incompetence at a LOT of times, he thinks that whatever he type or write is Shakespeare even though it is shit. Don't blame him for it, his parents actually cared for and showed him sympathy. I am not like Soul, for I can respect the language that we are used in a everyday life cycle called English. Soul is a brash and straight-forward young man, who had a troubling life when he was a child. He has dark secrets that even I don't know of.

Your grammar isn't much better.

Really? I could have sworn that I proofread this inferno piece.

I think she was referring to your post up there, not the furry porn.

I am a lady, although I guess nothing about my user really screams "girl".

And you're going to get another title than "soul" did. smh fox.

BasketCase, on 02 February 2012 - 10:55 PM, said:

He needs to do something a bit more special to get a title.

Although I suspect that Sniper is Soul, and if he is he will most likely get spec Ed for trying to evade his status.

I'm not that idiot who used this thread as his own personal twittering page. And I don't really want to have a title at all Just SniperFox is fine.

This post has been edited by SniperFox: 02 February 2012 - 11:12 PM

It doesn't matter if you want a title or not. If you ever get one, it stays with you forever, and is most likely going to be something embarrassing.

esalaka, on 02 February 2012 - 09:40 PM, said:

To tell you the truth he speaks highly of you a lot of times.

minty, if you guys like the reading I did you could post them here. I would, but I don't have the links unfortunately.

I'm honestly not sure what's so funny about them, but you guys seem to like them so...

This post has been edited by Chris: 03 February 2012 - 12:00 AM

Sniper, it is fair enough to post the story since he wanted to post it way before he was banned. However if you end up acting like Soul's puppet and posting more of his stories in your name, I will assume you are just his separate account and ban you.

Just warning you!

Taeshi, you might as well ip ban both as a precaution. I'm not sure if Soul has learned his lesson on why he should not shitpost in all thread classes

BasketCase, on 03 February 2012 - 12:18 AM, said:

Socialist.

I rather take the "innocent until proven guilty" approach, and so far I don't feel convinced enough he's the same person. However I think it's unfair for him to basically be Soul's puppet and post his work when other members like Meleeman have accepted their title and just made threads on Recess.

Well it was definitely A LOT better than the first one.
BTW: Miles is actually one of my nicknames, which felt really weird when reading that.

IDK it seems that Sniper has the same mannerisms as Soul, and while most legitimate members fill out their profile and go straight to making a name for themself, I find it highly suspicious that soon after Soul is banned he can find a friend to make an account solely to post his work, who doesn't seem to have a personality at all, who for some reason would have any connection to BCB.

It's not impossible. But adding in the personality of Sniper (or lack thereof) I find it nearly impossible for it to be anything else besides Soul himself. Also, Tae, couldn't you just compare the two e-mail addresses used to register?

Of course by me saying that, if Soul gets there first he could fix that gap in logic.

The true test of course will be to see if Soul and SniperFox can both be online and active at the same time.

This post has been edited by Dr. Klaus: 03 February 2012 - 02:25 AM

Well for starters for unproven guilty, I agree that the fact of Bronies is just sickening; little girls should play with them not grown men.
Sorry Klaus if I'm hating but its true.

Taeshi, on 03 February 2012 - 12:33 AM, said:

I owed the guy, He actually had made a hookup with my girlfriend. And she is the best thing that ever happen to me

BasketCase, on 03 February 2012 - 12:18 AM, said:

Ahem Mam if you hate Soul that much then why don't you do the grown up thing and ignore him. Don't respond to his shit.

This post has been edited by SniperFox: 03 February 2012 - 02:25 AM

And you both don't know very much about grammar.

Allow me to fix that for you:

SniperFox, on 03 February 2012 - 02:25 AM, said:

Also, if you're apparently this friend of his, you should know he's a Brony too.

This post has been edited by Dr. Klaus: 03 February 2012 - 02:31 AM

Well fuckin' never mind then. Someone just detention this.

This post has been edited by The Swimmer: 03 February 2012 - 02:35 AM

The Swimmer, on 01 February 2012 - 09:46 PM, said:

100% incorrect, retard. It's actually all of the above, plus the fact it's about fictional characters which adds a whole new level to the depravity.

And by the way, Soul, I've written a fanfic before, and it's pretty much miles better than this.

This post has been edited by SushiJaguar: 03 February 2012 - 03:36 AM

I do but I just ignore it like everything else he is spewing out.

So I guess I'm affiliate with you guys then?

Don't affiliate yourself with me, I want nothing to do with you.

This is so much of a mess I'm going to honor roll it.