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All you gotta do is believe, and you will achieve great things

But don't take my word for it.


  • #1
  • 17 February 2012 - 04:49 AM
Now I know I'll be able to turn into a flying car, my life now has meaning!
  • #2
  • 17 February 2012 - 04:55 AM
Your first attempt at flight should be from a very, very high place or everyone will look at you and say, "Look at that low-flying pussy!"
  • #3
  • 17 February 2012 - 05:02 AM
One day, when you're least expecting it, you'll look up and think 'Why is dis Nigga flyin'. Then you will turn into a super saiyan tomato sandwich, and you will find out that that you were destined to be a Mexican jumping bean. That is the day that this post will make sense.

And thats why I'm going to start my flight off mount everest!
  • #4
  • 17 February 2012 - 05:09 AM
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  • That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
    Banned
I believe that this doesn't work.
Sorry guys, I broke it. I messed up. I broke the ultimate power in the universe. I will not be committing seppuku.
  • #5
  • 17 February 2012 - 05:54 PM
This guy is just hilarious.
I still can't tell if he's actually serious.
  • #6
  • 17 February 2012 - 10:29 PM
I believe I can kill the devil.
(not joking seriously)
  • #7
  • 20 February 2012 - 11:49 PM
I can be a airplane?
  • #8
  • 21 February 2012 - 01:55 AM
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  • That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
    Banned
You asked so the answer is no.
  • #9
  • 21 February 2012 - 02:30 AM
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