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Rapping

I had the most great idea while working, Rap Battles!
Yes; make a limerick on the person who posted above you, you can also have positive and negative depending on the mood of things on your life.
(it doesn't have to be a limerick, it can be a poem about the person. Also don't take it too far, its all fun and games until someone gets pissed.)
Lets have fingercrossed that this doesn't get taken down okay?
Any suggestions on this thread? PM me!
  • #1

This sounds very similar to that smack talk thread with limericks and haikus...

But for the record, poetry =/= rap. As the acronym goes, Retards attempting poetry. Not trying to foment a controversy; all I'm trying to say is they aren't the same thing.
  • #2

How dare you lux trying put me down with a smile to the ground with a brown.
Why you messing with me, I got no certain beef with you trying to killing me, with the posting and hosting.
How don't you tried supporting with their mothers and trying to sell to it.
Show some respect, I don't mind to bring you down dude. But come on show some positive attitude, we have to show some altitude.
Come on step up to the plate and debate on this subject.
BTW Rapping is gaming my friend you better respecting or your going to be a reality bending.

This post has been edited by Gurren: 22 February 2012 - 12:12 AM

  • #3

Aight kid let me show you how it's done.
You got a lot of time before you can even match number one.
I'm the best kid, and there ain't no doubt
All the other little forumites always scream and shout,

"Yo Fighter?"

Yeah?

"Yo Fighter?"

Yeah?

"You gotta sing and say it higher"

I say alright, but you better get this straight
You gonna miss it all if your just a second late

Your rhymes, simply got no kick
Just like some shitty fanfic.

So before you start on this BcB rap
Ima tell you right now this thread's a load a crap
You gotta have skill and you gotta have class
It don't matter though cause I just whooped yo ass.

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This post has been edited by Lvl 50 Fighter: 22 February 2012 - 01:22 AM

  • #4

Heh. Your pretty good man I have to give you that but I'm going to show you my moves.

Just like David you're flipping weird no style has the stats in your ear.
Its time to show you the moves since I been near. Your salad is not that balanced I should score you like a straight up troll.
You have to admit this beat has more soul, all the people can swear that your hot but can you do a voice of mike I think not!
But you better twice before you bring A domination and I'll show you my moderation. So play damn ryhme man you better think twice before I kill you in this rap.
Oh wait already finished you man good night folks because that is game!
Who's next?

This post has been edited by Gurren: 22 February 2012 - 12:43 AM

  • #5

This thread is the most retarded thing I've ever seen,
I'mma whup the creater worse than I whupped James Dean,
Boy, when I'm done with you, you won't be able t' walk,
Clearly instead of brains all you got is some rocks.

Maybe you're a 'carnation of SoulTH,
Or maybe you're just got a low credit rate,
but for whatever reason, you hunkin' mass,
you ain't gonna have shit to cover your ass.
  • #6

Excuse me son while I pick up this trash
Learn to speak English, not this broken hash
Kid you got less soul then Soul
But I bet that was your goal

Now before you start stepping in the big kids club
Post a real thread, not this lil' nub

This guy is saying i'm David, cause i'm black?
Gotta say, you're on more than crack
If you think can spit out these words, and think they got meaning
I'll give you one more chance to start retreating

Cause after this I ain't gonna pull my punches
I will take you out kiddo, show you no mercy, leave you on the floor bleeding
Just like that shit Naruto you best start believing.

Edit: This is directed at this kid Gurren not you Sparks.

This post has been edited by Lvl 50 Fighter: 22 February 2012 - 01:02 AM

  • #7

Hmph time to get serious!
I'm the motherflipping king of rhymes
My voices really tight and I'm sexy (and hunky!)
If you choose to beat me you better condensed my sister and I will drive you to no end.
I got these moves from life and beating it all up on mike.
By the way the more you posting, your giving my power you host!
Other people think that I am Soul.
Why? Why exactly? Why?
Haven't you heard Taeshi did that Ip check that I'm not even close to that reject.
Your avatar is pedophile hey... ho...
I'm going to send you back T-rex.
With my allies beat you up with my game and going to make you not feel the same.
I'm the motherflipping
I'm the motherflipping
I'm the motherflipping
MOTHERFLIPPING!

This post has been edited by Gurren: 22 February 2012 - 01:11 AM

  • #8

I find your lack of talent disturbing,
all talk, no game, it's kind of perturbing,
I don't give a fuck if you think you're better,
You look like a shmuck who made his pants a little wetter.
Most people talk about themselves as if they were great,
but they ain't,
and they go ramblin' on,
singin' their song,
sounds as if they took a trip on the bong.
And 'fore this goes on for too long,
I wanna say that I banged your mom.

Edit: I must say, that's an exquisite rip off of Flight of the Conchords!

This post has been edited by Codysseus: 22 February 2012 - 01:12 AM

  • #9

I got that, bro.
_ _ _

Now let me recap what I fuckin' said before,
Me and Fighter be kickin yo' ass more and more
times, til you're out of rhymes, but this one's mine,
and you see the line's fine, between lyin' and cryin',
and gettin' rid of your kind.

We all know your identity, boy,
Maybe you should outgrow this toy,
This isn't a place for rappin'
You're makin' us be nappin',
Clearly this's a language you've never known,
Maybe we should get you a copy of English Rosetta Stone.

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It's mostly Fighter doing the ass kicking though, haha.

This post has been edited by Sparkfur: 22 February 2012 - 01:14 AM

  • #10

Oh a big shot.
You better watch it boy, I'm a freaking uchia I'll like your my bitchia!
Cody better call you boy Zack show you that is whack with your mouth.
You know that thing that makes you like your from the south.
Yo Cody hop off my dick bitch before I come in your ass and let me tell you that is just plain sad!
  • #11

Bitch don't even rhyme,
Can't keep the fuckin' time,
This child got no soul,
'cuz he's a fuckin' hoe.

Short and sweet 8-)
  • #12

I would love to say you got talent and skill
But you're taking a page from Lil'Kuriboh's till
We all got internet kid, that's why we're here
But your words definitely ain't nothing to fear

Cody got right, when he says you suck
And since you challenged me, you shit outta luck

I'm a fighter, a champ, the real deal kid
You don't gotta chance against a person of my caliber
I'm top level, percentage, the real fucking shit
All the shit you say makes me want to go *hit*

But hey you wanna use internet memes and parody
Make sure you use it in the proper damn calrity

All i'm going to say is that your down and out son
You went down long ago to number one

That's me if you had a little doubt in the head
By the way all the moaning from your mom?
That was me in her bed

As she tasted my joy stick, she played this game till I gave her a break
Put in a cheat code and and I raised the stakes

Put this down in your history book, ya little diary too
Get yo furry back to the hole you crawled from
Till you got some words that are brand spanking new.

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This post has been edited by Lvl 50 Fighter: 22 February 2012 - 01:22 AM

  • #13

Got two words for you SHUT UP
You never know about the words I got
I going to show you why there is no debating
With hating I'm just saying you shouldn't be bitching
Because I'm righty o with the topic. I smack you in the face with a bat and mat on the floor.
I don't care what you say, I'm the rare dog you see in this pit I will pwned you so bad in a quiet manner even Ezio
Will say Hot damn what a pimp!

This post has been edited by Gurren: 22 February 2012 - 01:32 AM

  • #14

Beat it kid. When a man throws down the mic, that means it's done, you lost.

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  • #15

  • Chris
  • teabagging furfag
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View PostLvl 50 Fighter, on 22 February 2012 - 01:21 AM, said:

-Snip-



Fighter won here.

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  • #16

He's got it right,
if you continue the fight,
you ain't too bright,
relieve us of this blight,
turn out the light,
goodbye and goodnight.

This post has been edited by Codysseus: 22 February 2012 - 01:44 AM

  • #17

View PostGurren, on 22 February 2012 - 01:31 AM, said:

Got two words for you SHUT UP
You never know about the words I got
I going to show you why there is no debating
With hating I'm just saying you shouldn't be bitching
Because I'm righty o with the topic. I smack you in the face with a bat and mat on the floor.
I don't care what you say, I'm the rare dog you see in this pit I will pwned you so bad in a quiet manner even Ezio
Will say Hot damn what a pimp!
I'd just like to pop in and say that I don't see a single rhyme in this post. Bleh.
But good show guys, there's some quality rapping in this thread. 8-D

This post has been edited by Boringamus: 22 February 2012 - 02:04 AM

  • #18

Hell no Bitch!
I will keep on rapping until I'm stopping!
My thirst for rap is more then your thirst for chris's cock!
I will show the world that I can do the immpossible.
No one is going to throw down and run and be possible.
I'm never stopping that is true but I will be awesome for all those people who view.
A quitter is a whiner and a fighter I guess that figures you in a nutshell my brother.
(to Fighter)
I guess its time to put it up until next time.
But if you think that my rapping is whack and bad sooner or later I'm going to writing in my own thread!
Just moving my self out little longer before Jerk comes smashing down on this for hunger.

This post has been edited by Gurren: 22 February 2012 - 01:50 AM

  • #19

*Picks up mic from the floor and dusts it off*

This guy wants to play?

I'm going to need some of my fans to give me some cheers here. Need to hear exactly how much of an ass kicking this kid wants.
  • #20

Something along the lines of "A lot."

Enough that his teeth hurt.
  • #21

Alright then man I'm giving you fans but in return show me dog that you can bare your fangs.
Like I said before not all has to be rapping and I think my pencil is calling me

Trolling with no frolling on me like he is my mother.
Bitch please I ain't no sucker don't you see I being nice
I don't have to take or ryhme with my lyrics.
I will show you my ultimate power like sonichu you will be a slobber.
Get off your stand Dark Gurren is here to make amends.
He will show you that I make no play games now it's all serious business like in Vegas.
Its painful to see a slob hanging on the gentials of Obasa to solve.
I ain't no kid see them all. Be high flying and showboating till they're dying
I hope its been in fun because guess what you just lose the game now get the fuck out of my thread!
  • #22

View PostCodysseus, on 22 February 2012 - 01:51 AM, said:

Something along the lines of "A lot."

Enough that his teeth hurt.
Couldn't have put it better myself.
  • #23

What's the use of rapping if you're not gonna try,
the whole point of this is for you to be sly,
At this point I think you should just say "goodbye".
  • #24

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  • #25

KUKUKUKU
You pissed off the wrong person you know that? http://t3.gstatic.co...eMcbz5cw6ZIq19u
You sound like a 5 year old bitching and complaning of a threesome
What's that? You wanna beat some okay but do it to chris
Kinda makes sense since sucking more off him then the usually prick
Get straight man I'm older and better and scorer it's true I don't have a mic
But that's okay my words speak like ride to spacemountain!
It is much better then the idiots you try to impress.
So son please step off the mic like the jails in texas I go for the KILL!
I been killing more people then you I'm quite the Gogeta in this rap battle prospective.
  • #26

Pffffttt hahahahahahahhaahha

You suck...you suck so much balls at rapping and rhyming.

It's just that....hahahaha...get your sentences at least partially understandable.

This post has been edited by Lvl 50 Fighter: 22 February 2012 - 02:25 AM

  • #27

I'm not really quite sure why you made this thread.
your rap is so horrid it hurts my head. :/

This post has been edited by Boringamus: 22 February 2012 - 02:27 AM

  • #28

Kick it up Boring, that's how it goes.
  • #29

Fool don't be laughing its true I got crappy talent but at least have balls better then you do!
Why haven't you thought of this before?
That's right I'm the original in this score.
Yeah its true my rapping is atrocious but just a few days practicing I could get my A in Domination
This zone has been now labled the Rap Battle Zone
Do a gig here get some laughs and beat the person in Raps above you.
BTW I asked BasketCase to come maybe we might see her or maybe not who knows?
  • #30

I think I know a solution
To end your sad excuse to cause a rap revolution
You’re a sucker who sets himself up to fall
Can’t stand the pressure and you’ll stutter and stall
Thinking you can say you’re a badass when your rap is worse than sticking a needle in my ear
Don’t expect to get any, your game is worse than a douchebag who smells like ass and warm beer
Pack your bags and go home boy, you don’t have a chance in hell to convince anyone your rap is a must buy
Check yourself because I think you messed yourself, courtesy of, ThatGuy.
  • #31

For Gurren.


  • #32

You're either a fool, or kind of a tool. I'd tell you to get out, but bitch, stay in school.
(To Gurren)

This post has been edited by Boringamus: 22 February 2012 - 02:55 AM

  • #33

I guess I can say I'm not as fly as I thought that I am but I will say this
You guys got style.
But I will say this
This thread has not been banned yet I am truly happy.
No shitposting!
The joy of creation shall not be ruined by me or anyone else god damnit! :nope:

This post has been edited by Gurren: 22 February 2012 - 03:10 AM

  • #34

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  • #35

View PostLvl 50 Fighter, on 24 September 2011 - 09:33 PM, said:

I am the hero BCB deserves.

Spoiler


  • #36

LVL50FIGHTER!!!
Come down and get your medal!!
(tiggy can draw you having the medal and me handing to you!)
I have good sportsmanship
I hope you have some to.
  • #37

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Also

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  • #38

So... Rapping, anyone? :P
  • #39

I will abstain for now, as I have posted my new favorite gif like five times now.
  • #40

Rapping would be good,
If only I could.
And I don't think I should with these rhymes stiff as wood.

Someone who knows what they're doing, please re-rail this topic before I embarrass myself further. :unsure:

This post has been edited by Boringamus: 22 February 2012 - 03:34 AM

  • #41

Shit man you just dropped the bomb.
That last rhyme must be why your name is Boring, word of advice, you should just run home to your Mom
Because, this battle was already done for when you asked to get yourself run over by a,
rap so fast that I should call your Owner so you stop playing dead, Rover.
  • #42

  • Taeshi
  • one hot bitch
    Administrator
50's last rap was so jamming that it blew Gurren out of the forum.

Permanently

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  • #43

That gif is making me laugh hardcore right now.
  • #44

Got a chuckle out of me too. Honestly this was fun we should do this again, especially since Gurren won't be involved :smirk:
  • #45

  • Craft aids
  • That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
    Banned
A person contradicts himself and quotes the bible to a clearly non religios demographic and has notoriosly bad grammer and poor word usage.
That person starts a thread about specific rythmic articulation.
That person acts against your expectations and you continue to react to it.
Trol-lol lol- o
I'm suprised it worked.
  • #46

I give the people what they want. I am a people pleaser. I make you groan and moan as you watch me do nothing and everything.
  • #47

  • Taeshi
  • one hot bitch
    Administrator
At the end of the day, we should give it up for da rap mastah

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  • #48

*bows* Thanks.
  • #49

  • Craft aids
  • That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
    Banned
I might as well fix up this pit.
My tight licks are just the fit.
Lights on poles, streamers on the walls,
and somehow we'll string up a disco ball.
Someday I'll have someone to hang with
other then the hermit and a smoking crater
and when they finally all gather around
Every spectator is going down.
Terms and metaphors are the tools.
Rhythm and grammar are the guides.
And I build this up with each of my lines.
I see and neon sign that says “The Cave”
And a common model stage.
The hole, I rename skylight of myth
Past this, I’m too good for it.
Cause me bitch. Me, yes me
Mothafucka.
Me bitch. Me, yes meeeee.
later

This post has been edited by Craft aids: 22 February 2012 - 07:35 AM

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