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I noticed the lack of wrestling talk in here, so I wonder if anyone else besides me watches WWE and other stuff. So here we go, a thread about anything and everything wrestling, from amateur to professional. Olympic to WWE. TNA, RoH, or the old WCW, your choice to talk. It's wrestling.

This post has been edited by Splee36: 01 March 2012 - 01:24 PM

Homosexual sport thread

This post has been edited by WTF: 01 March 2012 - 02:11 PM

Kaxbe, on 01 March 2012 - 01:38 PM, said:

Don't denounce the good name of wrastlin'.

Wrestling is fake, it's all scripted. But it's all good, they still cripple each other and end up addicted to painkillers.

This post has been edited by Itu: 01 March 2012 - 03:47 PM

No, professional wrestling is scripted, actual wrestling is rather interesting. I remember when it was started at our high school because of one crazy kid and a theatre show called "The Wrestling Season."

Weird that the fake one is called "professional" while the real one is called "amateur".

WWF is nothing more than shitty drama followed by homoerotic grappling.

World Homoeroticism Federation

World Wanking Federation
Dont change the abbreviation

I still remember catching some wrestling episode on TV yeeaarrrsss ago and it showed two people yelling at a guy in a wheelchair, like the guy in the wheelchair owned the place? And I don't remember but one of them hit the guy?

It just looked like weird melodrama.

(lol the only wrestling show i ever watched consistently was celebrity deathmatch)

Taeshi, on 01 March 2012 - 09:05 PM, said:

Fauxmosexuality. Otherwise, it's just regular melodrama. Anybody who wants real guy-on-guy action switched to Ultimate Fighting Championship years ago.

Taeshi, on 01 March 2012 - 09:05 PM, said:

It's like degrassi except they hit each other with chairs.

Oh and celebrity deathmatch, so great

Taeshi, on 01 March 2012 - 09:05 PM, said:

THE POWER THAT IS WWF HEALED THE WHEELCHAIRED MAN AND HE USED THE WHEELCHAIR TO BEAT THE OTHER TWO GUYS INTO WHEELCHAIRS.

Radial, on 01 March 2012 - 04:08 PM, said:

World Wildlife Foundation?
It's called the WWE now and it's been like that for years.

And they call it professional wrestling because the guys that do all the shit are trained and take safety procautions so they don't get hurt. But wrestlers injur themselves all the time. Mick Foley's tooth went through his upper lip durring an actual match, then there was the Joey Murcery ladder incident where his face got hit with a ladder and he actually broke his nose and had to get it stitched.

Now about the Drama aspect, it's all to keep people entertained that's the point. Drama and fighting. Now I have to agree with you all, the storylines fucking suck, but it's still entertaining to watch. Now, if WWE was really like what it was in South Park, I'd shit my pants and laugh. The storylines used to be kind of good until the PG-Era reared it's ugly head, but it's just a show. Entertainment, people, entertainment.

Soap Operas for men.

There is a good degree of talent in professional wrestling. Most wrestlers spend years, even over a decade perfecting their characters and techniques. Yes, it's all choreographed and fake, but it's not really much different than the Harlem Globetrotters. It's meant to be entertaining.

I find it boring as hell. I've known quite a few people who watch it though, my mom included. But while it's not my thing, the amount of effort and skill the "wrestlers" put into it is admirable.


And yeah, the World Wildlife Foundation sued the World Wrestling Federation and won, so it's the WWE now.

I'd laugh if I'm the only wrestling fan on this forum.

I wouldn't be surprised if you are.

Splee36, on 01 March 2012 - 11:57 PM, said:

Itu, on 02 March 2012 - 12:23 AM, said:

Okay, now that's fucking hilarious.

@Kaxbe You sir, are made of win.

Well this thread went down the shitter quickly.

This thread had no hope. Wrestling just hasn't been the same since Randy Savage choked on a gulp of semen and died.

I only ever watched wrestling when I was younger to ogle the women they paraded around. The last thing I saw recently was about 5 minutes of that Hulk Hogan's Midget Wrestling thing. I used to watch The Spoony One rant about wrestling on Wrestle Wrestle, but that got a little stale (and died).

Oh hey, WWE is a twitter-dick waving contest now?

This post has been edited by ChewySmokey: 14 March 2012 - 04:35 AM

The Iron Sheik is still entertaining.