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God Bless America


  • #1
  • 12 March 2012 - 10:08 PM
Is... Is this an actual movie?

Wow.
And I never thought I'd actually agree with the right to bear arms.

I mean if you're allowed to carry a gun you might just as well eliminate all the shit from the country, right?
  • #2
  • 12 March 2012 - 10:20 PM
I remember seeing the trailer for this a couple weeks ago and being all "DO WANT". It looks like a fun movie. :)
  • #3
  • 12 March 2012 - 10:26 PM
I heard they're making a version for Canada where he drives to the homes of these people and just has very calm arguments with them over tea that conclude with both parties agreeing to disagree.
  • #4
  • 13 March 2012 - 12:10 AM
"Hey buddy, whats wrong?"

"A lot......"

This looks amazing
  • #5
  • 13 March 2012 - 12:18 AM
Oh wow, this looks like it'll be awesome.
And to think I came here expecting it to be about that soldier who murdered all those civilians.
  • #6
  • 13 March 2012 - 01:19 AM
Now this is a movie I have to see.
  • #7
  • 13 March 2012 - 01:22 AM
This is a much less awesome version of L'Etranger.
  • #8
  • 13 March 2012 - 01:25 AM
This movie looks pretty awesome. This one I will have to see along with that other one...gah what was it called...where the Nazi's come back from space?
  • #9
  • 13 March 2012 - 03:24 AM

View PostLvl 50 Fighter, on 13 March 2012 - 03:24 AM, said:

This movie looks pretty awesome. This one I will have to see along with that other one...gah what was it called...where the Nazi's come back from space?

The Passion 2: Electric Boogaloo
  • #10
  • 13 March 2012 - 03:37 AM

View PostLvl 50 Fighter, on 13 March 2012 - 03:24 AM, said:

This movie looks pretty awesome. This one I will have to see along with that other one...gah what was it called...where the Nazi's come back from space?

Iron Skies
  • #11
  • 13 March 2012 - 03:40 AM
Thank you Nik, and Jerk I missed your jokes.
  • #12
  • 13 March 2012 - 03:50 AM
.... WAT
  • #13
  • 13 March 2012 - 07:33 AM
wow this look like a fantastic movie.

This is exactly what i want to do after seeing a few minutes of MTV
  • #14
  • 13 March 2012 - 10:43 AM
I get in trouble for suggesting people who vote for Rick Santorum put a plastic bag over their head and inhale, and then a movie comes out about actively shooting retards?

Shenanigans.
  • #15
  • 13 March 2012 - 02:29 PM
can i please change my title now..... after seeing that i cant even.... wat
  • #16
  • 13 March 2012 - 04:43 PM
Well, your title is suddenly better. Why would you want to change it now?

This seems Death Note only american and (un)funny.
  • #17
  • 13 March 2012 - 04:52 PM

View PostNik, on 13 March 2012 - 03:40 AM, said:

View PostLvl 50 Fighter, on 13 March 2012 - 03:24 AM, said:

This movie looks pretty awesome. This one I will have to see along with that other one...gah what was it called...where the Nazi's come back from space?

Iron Skies


Iron Sky, actually
  • #18
  • 13 March 2012 - 06:17 PM
  • Migrant
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Oh yeah, show this movie. Create more columbine kids! After all they are just killing the retards, right?
  • #19
  • 13 March 2012 - 06:31 PM
They'll play it for laughs the whole movie and then suddenly make one of their victims a sympathetic, misunderstood character who dies painfully and unnecessarily so you feel horrible for laughing at everything else.

That's my kind of comedy.
  • #20
  • 13 March 2012 - 06:47 PM

View PostJerk, on 13 March 2012 - 06:47 PM, said:

They'll play it for laughs the whole movie and then suddenly make one of their victims a sympathetic, misunderstood character who dies painfully and unnecessarily so you feel horrible for laughing at everything else.

That's my kind of comedy.


Or they kill the girl in that manner.

Wouldn't it be ironic if at the end the guy stayed alive? I think it would. Like, get that tumor operated and everything. And the girl would die instead.
  • #21
  • 13 March 2012 - 06:49 PM
I'd only find it funny if they went out of their way to make the entire audience uncomfortable. As it is, it looks like a plotless piece of shit.
  • #22
  • 13 March 2012 - 06:53 PM
I think it's worth it just for the novelty value. It'll be badly written, cheesily acted, and will probably toe the line in entirely the wrong humour, but at least they did it.
  • #23
  • 13 March 2012 - 08:07 PM
Anyone seen Super? I think this is the same effect, it's just supposed to be something stupid to entertain people for a little bit.
  • #24
  • 13 March 2012 - 08:14 PM

View PostLvl 50 Fighter, on 13 March 2012 - 08:14 PM, said:

Anyone seen Super? I think this is the same effect, it's just supposed to be something stupid to entertain people for a little bit.

yeah, pretty much the same thing except its douchebags instead of just crime. think the 16 year-old will rape him?
  • #25
  • 13 March 2012 - 08:17 PM
HAhahaha
I mean it's obviously taking the best approach at the misdeeds of society: through overblown black comedy (and I mean black comedy in the not-racist sense)
  • #26
  • 13 March 2012 - 08:18 PM
I assumed. Also yes I am guessing the 16 will rape him then take a shotgun to the face. As he will see that she has become corrupt.
  • #27
  • 13 March 2012 - 08:19 PM
Speaking of black comedy, Key & Peele is pretty great.
  • #28
  • 13 March 2012 - 08:27 PM
I agree whole heartily Jerk.
  • #29
  • 13 March 2012 - 09:17 PM

View PostJerk, on 13 March 2012 - 08:27 PM, said:

Speaking of black comedy, Key & Peele is pretty great.

I haven't had the opportunity to see it yet :(
  • #30
  • 14 March 2012 - 12:08 AM
It's not "Dave Chappelle Great," but nobody is. Not yet, anyway. We won't get another one of him anytime soon.
  • #31
  • 14 March 2012 - 01:01 AM
Hahaha I love those really poorly done over the top movies. Anyone ever hear of "Hobo with a Shotgun"?


  • #32
  • 14 March 2012 - 09:17 AM

View PostAnialator, on 14 March 2012 - 09:17 AM, said:

Hahaha I love those really poorly done over the top movies. Anyone ever hear of "Hobo with a Shotgun"?


yup, saw that on a friend's birthday. we were laughing at how bad it was and for it's over-the-top moments, too bad it wasn't more for legitimate entertainment. I also wanted to see it because Robb Wells (aka Ricky from Trailer Park Boys) was in it. :unsure:

This post has been edited by ChewySmokey: 14 March 2012 - 01:25 PM

  • #33
  • 14 March 2012 - 01:20 PM
Did anyone else ever see shoot 'em up?
  • #34
  • 15 March 2012 - 03:49 AM

View PostCaptainBaconMan, on 15 March 2012 - 03:49 AM, said:

Did anyone else ever see shoot 'em up?


Yeah. That movie does a good job of crossing the line twice. At least they didn't waste the name; it is the right movie for it.
  • #35
  • 15 March 2012 - 04:51 AM

View PostCaptainBaconMan, on 15 March 2012 - 03:49 AM, said:

Did anyone else ever see shoot 'em up?

I quite enjoyed that movie. :)
  • #36
  • 15 March 2012 - 07:38 AM
Hobo with a shotgun was terrible, but I am fully pumped to see this movie, seriously it looks fantastic.
  • #37
  • 16 March 2012 - 08:50 PM
  • Susan
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oh my god please tell me they slaughter an archdiocese or shoot some of these fuck retarded protestants pleeeeeease
  • #38
  • 16 March 2012 - 10:02 PM
I'd rather they just shoot up some of those southern churches, the church of Scientology, and some Hypocrite Atheist.

They're the most annoying.
  • #39
  • 16 March 2012 - 11:21 PM
This looks terrible. It'll just be an hour and a half of murdering people for pointless and unjustified reasons. The thing that disturbs me most about all this is the number of people who actually appreciate this sort of bullfuckery- one guy in that comments page even said "some faith in humanity has been restored". Yeah, because suddenly humans just seem so much better when we decide to fucking end the life of anyone who we even slightly don't like, right?

And where did they get all those bullets, anyway?
  • #40
  • 23 March 2012 - 01:01 AM

View PostSergeantLuke, on 23 March 2012 - 01:01 AM, said:

This looks terrible. It'll just be an hour and a half of murdering people for pointless and unjustified reasons. The thing that disturbs me most about all this is the number of people who actually appreciate this sort of bullfuckery- one guy in that comments page even said "some faith in humanity has been restored". Yeah, because suddenly humans just seem so much better when we decide to fucking end the life of anyone who we even slightly don't like, right?

And where did they get all those bullets, anyway?


You're pointing out obvious things about a movie obviously intended to play with the idea that given no negative repercussions, could killing fucking everyone possibly be a solution to the world's problems.
  • #41
  • 23 March 2012 - 01:16 AM

View PostSergeantLuke, on 23 March 2012 - 01:01 AM, said:

And where did they get all those bullets, anyway?


Wal-Mart, $5 for a case or 3 for $10
  • #42
  • 23 March 2012 - 01:17 AM
You either lack the will or the capability to put yourself in the position of a movie character who's a fat guy with no family and no life who has a brain tumor and clearly isn't completely mentally stable.

And would you kindly stop breaking my automerge while I'm typing, people.
  • #43
  • 23 March 2012 - 01:18 AM
  • Susan
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Killing all the conservatives here would fix a lot of problems. Besides, those who are homophobic/racist/religious tend to be stupider than the rest of the population. Big loss!
  • #44
  • 23 March 2012 - 02:02 AM
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Quote

Killing all the conservatives here would fix a lot of problems. Besides, those who are homophobic/racist/religious tend to be stupider than the rest of the population. Big loss!




so what you are saying is, you would kill me.

keep in mind that I'm bisexual and athiest, so don;t pull the

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homophobic/racist/religious

card.

This post has been edited by Chris: 23 March 2012 - 02:11 AM

  • #45
  • 23 March 2012 - 02:09 AM
Nevermind.

This post has been edited by WTF: 23 March 2012 - 02:12 AM

  • #46
  • 23 March 2012 - 02:12 AM
It's not her problem. Quit being conservative.
  • #47
  • 23 March 2012 - 02:41 AM
There's being conservative in your opinions and beliefs and then there's being an (insert)phobic dickwad, with your head in the sand and a stick up your ass. Some people believe being the former entitles you to being the later and make the rest look like idiots. America's just unlucky they seem to have a higher percentage of those.

Besides, this obviously isn't supposed to be serious, have some sort of moral or uplifting twist at the end or inspire thoughts and opinions on today's society in people. This looks like the kind of movie which you watch because everything else on at the time is utter crap and you just want to kill brain cells for 90 minutes while laughing at horribly tacky jokes or over-the-top/over done scenes. And then at the end of the movie you look at your watch and say "Well that was a waste of 90 minutes of my life. But at least it was a slightly entertaining 90 minutes".

And then a week later you can remember fuck-all about the movie.
  • #48
  • 23 March 2012 - 02:46 AM
  • Susan
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No, being a conservative is pretty stupid. I don't see how anyone can validate being against progression.
  • #49
  • 23 March 2012 - 02:55 AM
So it's like Death Note, only about how much America sucks? Sounds laaaamme.
  • #50
  • 23 March 2012 - 03:01 AM
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