I am giving souppy the waffle bits and eating the cream
who else does that
i remember when i was younger i avoided oreos strictly because I hated the concept of peeling the oreo apart, eating the nice creamy center, and then begrudgingly consuming the wafers. I just hate those chocolate bits, they're so bitter to me. I guess they wouldn't be as bitter if I ate the oreo as a whole, BUT I JUST DON'T DO THAT.
Similarly to how I begrudgingly slide my teeth against the skin of an apple to eat that first, and then finally happily eat the inside bit. I am not a fan of the skin, but I do it anyway and I guess I feel I should because it's healthier?
Anyway these double stuffed oreos are crazy and I am wondering if there's other people who are similar regarding their oreo consumption rituals and if there's other food you are nostalgic about/into/only eat the steroids version of it (like BAG OF CHIPS WITH EXTRA SWIRL)
Double Stuffed Oreos.
- Toastyjester
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My parents always get Double Stuff Oreos and I mean they're cool n shit, but I have this problem, and I'm not sure if it's just Double Stuffs or every oreo, but I take off the top wafer, eat it, then start licking off the cream, and EVERY. FREAKING. TIME. The bottom cookie breaks and I can no longer lick the cream off in the perfect circle that I want.
I like to think it's just double stuff because of the sheer weight of the cream, I mean they don't change the cookie size, it was designed to hold half the weight Double Stuffs put on them, it only makes sense that they should crack under the pressure easier.
I like to think it's just double stuff because of the sheer weight of the cream, I mean they don't change the cookie size, it was designed to hold half the weight Double Stuffs put on them, it only makes sense that they should crack under the pressure easier.
- #2
- 25 March 2012 - 06:29 PM
- Meowth
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I alternate how I eat oreos.
I will eat one the standard, sandwhich cookie way. The next, I will break part, eat the cream, swallow, and then eat both wafers at the same time. But I will chew the wafers a little longer than normal. It makes them less dry and gives them a far better, chocolaty flavor.
It is truly an art.
Sadly, I rarely eat Oreos and have to spring for the abominable generic version of sandwhich cookies. Oreos are just too pricey.
As for apples, I don't have a particular method. I do have a weird habit of sucking the apple each time I take a bite to get up the juice, though.
I will eat one the standard, sandwhich cookie way. The next, I will break part, eat the cream, swallow, and then eat both wafers at the same time. But I will chew the wafers a little longer than normal. It makes them less dry and gives them a far better, chocolaty flavor.
It is truly an art.
Sadly, I rarely eat Oreos and have to spring for the abominable generic version of sandwhich cookies. Oreos are just too pricey.
As for apples, I don't have a particular method. I do have a weird habit of sucking the apple each time I take a bite to get up the juice, though.
This post has been edited by Meowth: 25 March 2012 - 06:30 PM
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- 25 March 2012 - 06:29 PM
- Susan
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On the subject of Oreos I never did pick the cream out, or dip them in milk. They were tasty enough without all of that! I mean I guess I can see where they may taste bitter, but maybe that's just the Australian version. Here, they're pretty good.
Food I'm nostalgic about? Shit... BBQ Frito Lay chips. Man, I loved those! They were so fucking delicious oh my God I could never get enough. But then stores seemed to just stop selling them! Like, they have flaming hot Fritos and the Twist! shit but... I miss my BBQ Fritos. And Ring-Pops. Shit was cash when I was a kid. Man I love the cherry ones... I MISS ALL THIS FOOD
I don't know much about STEROIDS VERSIONS of food but I guess that when it comes to flaming hot Fritos I only eat the EXTRA flaming hot ones. They're the kind where you can only eat like three at a time before you want to drown your mouth in a swimming pool of milk or something.
Food I'm nostalgic about? Shit... BBQ Frito Lay chips. Man, I loved those! They were so fucking delicious oh my God I could never get enough. But then stores seemed to just stop selling them! Like, they have flaming hot Fritos and the Twist! shit but... I miss my BBQ Fritos. And Ring-Pops. Shit was cash when I was a kid. Man I love the cherry ones... I MISS ALL THIS FOOD
I don't know much about STEROIDS VERSIONS of food but I guess that when it comes to flaming hot Fritos I only eat the EXTRA flaming hot ones. They're the kind where you can only eat like three at a time before you want to drown your mouth in a swimming pool of milk or something.
- #4
- 25 March 2012 - 06:30 PM
- Taeshi
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oh baby 
Toasty: I used to meticulously lick the white bits that remained on the wafers until the wafers were squeaky clean of the cream and then consume them :-[
HAD TO HAVE FOOD PORTIONS ONE BY ONE.
Like eating the chips before the chicken nuggets.
Toasty: I used to meticulously lick the white bits that remained on the wafers until the wafers were squeaky clean of the cream and then consume them :-[
HAD TO HAVE FOOD PORTIONS ONE BY ONE.
Like eating the chips before the chicken nuggets.
- #6
- 25 March 2012 - 06:32 PM
- Toastyjester
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Jerk, on 25 March 2012 - 06:33 PM, said:
Hey Tae, they have double stuffed Oreos here with white cream on top and chocolate cream on bottom.
The only way to properly eat these oreos is to the tune of "Ebony and Ivory" while sitting in front of a keyboard in a marble room while wearing a checkerboard suit.
- #9
- 25 March 2012 - 06:36 PM
- Shada
- BCI Member
It depends for me. I will either eat it like a sandwich, twist off the chocolate wafer, eat off both of the chocolate wafers then go after the cream. Man i just love Oreo's in general. If there is milk I will dip, I find it more savory that way.
This post has been edited by Shada: 25 March 2012 - 06:40 PM
- #12
- 25 March 2012 - 06:40 PM
- Dr. Klaus
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I actually hate the white stuff.
I have a tendency to try to peel the inner layer off, so that someone else can eat them.
Or I just eat the whole thing like a normal person eats a normal cookie.
BUT there are those Chocolate-filled chocolate wafer ones....MMMMMMMMMM
I have a tendency to try to peel the inner layer off, so that someone else can eat them.
Or I just eat the whole thing like a normal person eats a normal cookie.
BUT there are those Chocolate-filled chocolate wafer ones....MMMMMMMMMM
This post has been edited by Dr. Klaus: 25 March 2012 - 06:41 PM
- #13
- 25 March 2012 - 06:41 PM
Apples tend to become rather hard to hold once you bite the skin off: plus, the crunch once you sink your teeth in is very satisfying.
Oreos are an issue: I prefer to just split them in half, dunk the absorbent bit in the middle into whatever drink I have on me, and then eat it. However, the cream is often too hard to resist. I prefer original Oreos: you rich folk can keep your double-stuffed nonsense.
Oreos are an issue: I prefer to just split them in half, dunk the absorbent bit in the middle into whatever drink I have on me, and then eat it. However, the cream is often too hard to resist. I prefer original Oreos: you rich folk can keep your double-stuffed nonsense.
- #14
- 25 March 2012 - 06:43 PM
- Toastyjester
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As a kid when I bit into apples with the skin on them my gums above my front teeth would bleed and I wouldn't want to eat them anymore.
Applesauce was my solution.
Applesauce was my solution.
This post has been edited by Toastyjester: 25 March 2012 - 06:45 PM
- #15
- 25 March 2012 - 06:45 PM
- Susan
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- harlot and pretend virgin and quitter
I love applesauce.
Furthermore, I peel every apple I am going to eat. Peel the skin and cut the fruit into little chunks, then eat them before they dry out. I can't STAND the skin, because like Toasty said it makes my gums bleed.
Furthermore, I peel every apple I am going to eat. Peel the skin and cut the fruit into little chunks, then eat them before they dry out. I can't STAND the skin, because like Toasty said it makes my gums bleed.
- #16
- 25 March 2012 - 06:47 PM
- Toastyjester
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See Susan knows that there is just something unappealing about biting into an apple, going back in for another bite only to find it is already stained with your red life juice.
- #18
- 25 March 2012 - 06:48 PM
- Taeshi
- one hot bitch
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It's weird because apple skin is just bitter to me even when I bite off a lot of the inside of the apple, just stupidly sensitive taste buds. So it's like SUFFER THE CONCENTRATED UNCOMFORTABLENESS for nice juicy apple afterwards.
Also I heard the skin is meant to be the healthiest part so that's why I don't peel it off. I eat terribly already, might as well tolerate 10% of an apple!!!!
Also I heard the skin is meant to be the healthiest part so that's why I don't peel it off. I eat terribly already, might as well tolerate 10% of an apple!!!!
- #19
- 25 March 2012 - 06:50 PM
I think you two have underlying dental problems that should be rectified immediately. Anyway, there's probably vital minerals that you're lacking for want of apple skin.
- #20
- 25 March 2012 - 06:50 PM
- Toastyjester
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My teeth and mouth are beautiful and healthy as shit, no cavities in my life no problems whatsoever cept for a gap that has been fixed by braces. SO OBVIOUSLY IT IS THE APPLE AT FAULT.
This post has been edited by Toastyjester: 25 March 2012 - 06:55 PM
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- 25 March 2012 - 06:53 PM
- Rukral
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Oreos in general I don't want to go near anytime soon. My friends and I all attempted to eat 100 Oreos in celebration of the 100th anniversary. I made it to 58 before I felt totally sick. NORMALLY however I eat them as is, no peeling and trying to get at the cream. Maybe dunking them in milk sometimes. There's one thing I can say for sure though. DO NOT take them all apart and stack the creams into a super oreo. The creams are the worst part when you have many. A friend tried and well...he didn't finish even one Oreo by the end there.
- #24
- 25 March 2012 - 08:40 PM
- Smash Genesis
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I've only ever had single stuffed Oreos and loved them. When I was younger, I only ate the cream first, then the cookie, but as I got older, I did both. Now that I am of the wise, sagacious age of almost-17, I do a bit of both. They're different experiences really, and I think it's the kind of situation where people should try both.
Of course, oreos will never be as good as Reeses Cups, but that's besides the point.
Of course, oreos will never be as good as Reeses Cups, but that's besides the point.
- #25
- 25 March 2012 - 08:43 PM
- Dr. Klaus
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Actually...
I don't buy Oreos. I don't care for the cream, and I'd much rather just buy straight-up chocolate wafers than buy Oreos and scrape the cream off.
Also, never liked things in milk (cookies, cereal...). Too soggy. Eugh.
I don't buy Oreos. I don't care for the cream, and I'd much rather just buy straight-up chocolate wafers than buy Oreos and scrape the cream off.
Also, never liked things in milk (cookies, cereal...). Too soggy. Eugh.
This post has been edited by Dr. Klaus: 25 March 2012 - 09:01 PM
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- 25 March 2012 - 09:01 PM
- Mikanada
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I never lick the cream off Oreos. What I do sometimes is take the top off of four Oreos, put two of the halves back together twice making two Double Stuffed Oreos, after that I take the tops off of the two newly Double Stuffed Oreos, then finally put the two halves together making one Quadruple Stuffed Oreo. 
- #29
- 25 March 2012 - 09:13 PM
- Carcharocles
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I've been known to scrape off the creme and not even bother with the chocolate. This has a lot less to do with me not liking the wafers (I actually find them delicious) than me simply not being able to handle rich foods. My mouth tends to feel dry when I'm eating them, and milk doesn't really help. Because I was raised not to waste, the end result is I don't buy Oreos anymore more.
The crazy thing is, the Family Dollar Store near my house carries single servings of Oreo Blast ice cream, which I'm somehow able to handle just fine.
The crazy thing is, the Family Dollar Store near my house carries single servings of Oreo Blast ice cream, which I'm somehow able to handle just fine.
- #31
- 25 March 2012 - 09:20 PM
- Gnukko
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I never had Oreos until a year or two ago, because they don't sell those here.
We have Ringos, which are similar things i think. the only difference is that the biscuits are one vanilla flavoured and the other was chocolate flavoured. I always ended up opening it and eat or throw away or trade the chocolate one hoping that the cream will remain on the vanilla one, then get another vanilla one and eat it.
And of course it's needless to say the cream always tend to stuck on the chocolate side.
We have Ringos, which are similar things i think. the only difference is that the biscuits are one vanilla flavoured and the other was chocolate flavoured. I always ended up opening it and eat or throw away or trade the chocolate one hoping that the cream will remain on the vanilla one, then get another vanilla one and eat it.
And of course it's needless to say the cream always tend to stuck on the chocolate side.
- #33
- 25 March 2012 - 09:30 PM
- Dr. Klaus
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Oh THOSE
I usually get the ones that are more like uncoated wafers, that go wafer-filling-wafer-filling-wafer. Then I remove the top and bottom, eat those, and then eat the middle which is now filling-wafer-filling.
MMM
I usually get the ones that are more like uncoated wafers, that go wafer-filling-wafer-filling-wafer. Then I remove the top and bottom, eat those, and then eat the middle which is now filling-wafer-filling.
MMM
This post has been edited by Dr. Klaus: 25 March 2012 - 10:04 PM
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- 25 March 2012 - 10:03 PM
- falconboy99
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Dr. Klaus, on 25 March 2012 - 10:03 PM, said:
Oh THOSE
I usually get the ones that are more like uncoated wafers, that go wafer-filling-wafer-filling-wafer. Then I remove the top and bottom, eat those, and then eat the middle which is now filling-wafer-filling.
MMM
I usually get the ones that are more like uncoated wafers, that go wafer-filling-wafer-filling-wafer. Then I remove the top and bottom, eat those, and then eat the middle which is now filling-wafer-filling.
MMM
I do that whenever i can. It's a good thing that I live right next to a grocery store.
On an amusing note, Basketcase is pissed about this topic. I have no opinion about her opinion.
- #36
- 25 March 2012 - 11:17 PM
If i'm bored I usually just separate one side off each Oreo and combine the two to make quadruple stuff Oreos.
I then repeat this to make octapul stuffed Oreos, and then maybe again if i'm bored to make sedecim stuffed Oreos.
I then repeat this to make octapul stuffed Oreos, and then maybe again if i'm bored to make sedecim stuffed Oreos.
- #37
- 26 March 2012 - 02:33 AM
- Taeshi
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Basketcase can suck a fat dick.
Ryuk: it's funny you say that since I had a habit of taking all the white cream and squishing them onto a bunch of other Oreo creams to create a ball of cream. Then I would just lick it till it disappeared. Never got sick of it.
Klaus: oh man those wafers, I used to squeeze them until they seeped out the cream from the middle and lick around it. Then eat. Such dumb habits.
Anyone know Amor cookies? Those are the bombbbbb
Ryuk: it's funny you say that since I had a habit of taking all the white cream and squishing them onto a bunch of other Oreo creams to create a ball of cream. Then I would just lick it till it disappeared. Never got sick of it.
Klaus: oh man those wafers, I used to squeeze them until they seeped out the cream from the middle and lick around it. Then eat. Such dumb habits.
Anyone know Amor cookies? Those are the bombbbbb
- #38
- 26 March 2012 - 02:46 AM
- Taeshi
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Are those like
Twinkies or something
Because twinkles actually make me gag a bit
There's certain stereotypical American foods I cannot have, like macaroni and cheese.
Also nggghh all the reeses revamps and redoings have nothing on the original DAMMIT
Twinkies or something
Because twinkles actually make me gag a bit
There's certain stereotypical American foods I cannot have, like macaroni and cheese.
Also nggghh all the reeses revamps and redoings have nothing on the original DAMMIT
- #40
- 26 March 2012 - 03:14 AM
- WTF
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@Taeshi
Zombieland disapproves of your hatred for Twinkies.
I have to agree with you about the Reese's. It's the same thing that they did with the Hershey bar by making those shitty M&M knockoffs. Though that was shit from the start.
Zombieland disapproves of your hatred for Twinkies.
I have to agree with you about the Reese's. It's the same thing that they did with the Hershey bar by making those shitty M&M knockoffs. Though that was shit from the start.
This post has been edited by WTF: 26 March 2012 - 03:23 AM
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- 26 March 2012 - 03:22 AM
- Pants
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Taeshi, on 26 March 2012 - 03:14 AM, said:
There's certain stereotypical American foods I cannot have, like macaroni and cheese.
That hurts
Kraft dinner is as Canadian as hockey. I'm dead serious. It's the ramen of Canada.
I eat mine with ketchup. It's damn good.
This post has been edited by Pants: 26 March 2012 - 03:23 AM
- #43
- 26 March 2012 - 03:22 AM
- snooths
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nutty bars are the best but youre nuts (ha ha ha) if you eat them in various pieces like that dlancer wtf
not one person here gives a single shit about this person or their opinions
falconboy99, on 25 March 2012 - 11:17 PM, said:
On an amusing note, Basketcase is pissed about this topic. I have no opinion about her opinion.
not one person here gives a single shit about this person or their opinions
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- 26 March 2012 - 03:25 AM
