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Hey guys! I really need to work on my drawing more, so i've decided to do this little piece of shit.
I'll post the first bit of this little work and you guys give me suggestions on what the bard will do next.
I'll pick the ones that I like the best and use it to continue the story.
This will go on until I get bored of this as fuck or actually finish the story.
Here we go!
tl;dr, I'm doing the same shit as MS Paint Adventures. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________
Spoiler
You awake in a damp, smelly little shanty. It is quite a bad place to be sleeping. So why did you even think of sleeping there? Idiot.
You decide to be an idiot at another time.
Now is the time to be getting up from these piss stained floors.
You can now access why you were sleeping in cat-piss. It seems that all you can remember is that you are a bard, although not a very good one.
Now, since you cannot recall your name, you have to give yourself one.
But what should it be?
INPUT NAME:
Well this seems it coul-
God damn it, it looks like that name was SO BAD, that it broke world. Give me a god damn minute, i'll get this fixed.
Alright, your name is "Sir. Samuel .J Quest", although you seem to dislike the Samuel part. As so, you will be addressed as Sir. Quest. Now, that your name is taken care of, lets get down to business.
You take Poor-ass amount of gold and Awesomely decorative sword. It will have to do for now, you suppose.
"You pat the blob in the corner that slightly resembles a cat, with a cute little beer bottle on it's head."
Beercat accepts your affectionate pat. He feels sympathy to your pitiful ways, bestowing apon you Broken Tough-guy's bottle of robust ale.
You equip Awesomely decorative sword, setting it to your sub-weapon slot. You don't have a real weapon slot, so it you can't use it in battle!
Well, sub-weapons can be used in battle /sometimes/, but it wont work unless you permanently set it to that slot.
Be wary young quest, as you would have to wait until you obtain another sub-weapon pocket before using another weapon. For such a trivial purpose, we will not set it permanently to that slot.
You swing at the door, breaking Awesomely decorative sword! Use the knob next time, idiot. >Jump out window. You are no so keen on hurting yourself like you just did to that sword. You discard it and head outside into the fresh air. Well, not so fresh as the moment. Well...This is an interesting development.
Talk shit about furries and see how mad I get! Member
There's no time to waste! Hack down the door with your awesomely decorative sword! Somewhere in the world, there's a quest for Sir Quest, and it's not going to wait for him to figure out doorknobs.
You equip Awesomely decorative sword, setting it to your sub-weapon slot. You don't have a real weapon slot, so it you can't use it in battle!
Well, sub-weapons can be used in battle /sometimes/, but it wont work unless you permanently set it to that slot.
Be wary young Quest, as you would have to wait until you obtain another sub-weapon pocket before using another weapon. For such a trivial purpose, we will not set it permanently to that slot.
You swing at the door, breaking Awesomely decorative sword! Use the knob next time, idiot.
God i'll fix that gif later. I'm pumping this shit out.
Now, keep em' commin.
This post has been edited by Grass: 31 March 2012 - 07:02 AM
>Jump out window. You are no so keen on hurting yourself like you just did to that sword. You discard it and head outside into the fresh air. Well, not so fresh at the moment.
This post has been edited by Grass: 31 March 2012 - 06:54 AM
