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RULES:
0. STOP GETTING OFFTOPIC ABOUT SHIT. IF YOU DONT HAVE A QUOTE, DONT POST. THINGS LIKE "OH GOD" AND "HAHAHA" ARE STUPID AND USELESS. NO MORE DRAMA AND SHIT EITHER.
1. DONT QUOTE YOURSELF WHEN YOURE THE PUNCHLINE/ YOU ARE THE ONE THAT MAKES THE JOKE (<snooths> hey i am gay lol pen0r <-- look how funny i am u guys)
2. CUT DOWN WITH THE PENIS DOO-DOO VAG GROSS OUT JOKES YOU ARENT EDGY OR FUNNY OR ANYTHING NO ONE CARES HOW DESENSITIZED YOU ARE (SOME NOTABLE EXCEPTIONS PERMITTED)
3. SERIOUSLY CUT THE SEX SHIT OUT CHRIST
4. JESUS


<Maverik> 16.6 degreese. The warmest it's been
<Smash_Genesis> Celcius, right?
<Smash_Genesis> Wait, duh.
<Smash_Genesis> Nevermind.
<Maverik> No, we're already in Winter
<Smash_Genesis> 29 degrees!
<Smash_Genesis> Ouch.
<Smash_Genesis> *hugs Maverik warmer*
<Smash_Genesis> Can I offer you some hot tea?
<Meowth|Writing> That was gayest thing I have seen in forever

<Meowth|Writing> Did you touch his dick, smash
<Meowth|Writing> When you hugged him
<Meowth|Writing> Did you touch it
<Meowth|Writing> You can tell us



<Meowth|Writing> "It was a pleasure talking to you!" Smash forced into the mic of his headphones as he feverishly masturbated to thought of him making sweet love to Star and Mav

This post has been edited by Peturd: 12 June 2011 - 02:19 AM

<Maverik> Not currently. I've got too many other projects that need working on ATM. Though, I have an idea for a series of short stories that I wouldn't mind turning into small books, possibly aimed at the 12 - 18 demo
<Smash_Genesis> Well, if you do get published, I'd like to give it a shot.
<Smash_Genesis> I've read a few of your stories, and I've liked some of what I've read.
<snooths> someone on the internet getting published
<snooths> ha nice 1
<snooths> you guys are funny
<Smash_Genesis> Lololol
<snooths> i write fanfictions on some forum about cats in love
<snooths> maybe one day i will be jk rowling
<Meowth|Writing> Comfort Me needs to be published and placed in every library. Gay humanoid cat sex is the new Harry Potter
<Ace423> jk rowling had a napkin
<Maverik> Yeah Snooths. That Taeshi. What a silly gal. She TOTALLY never got several hundred (if not a thousand by now) coppies of her book sold

(hahahah 189 books sold = successful writer)

This post has been edited by whf: 12 June 2011 - 02:34 AM

<MidnaMan> We be shitting his brain,
<MidnaMan> Right down the drain.
<MidnaMan> His bounce so hard,
<MidnaMan> it makes us refrain
<MidnaMan> I think he's a retard
<MidnaMan> Screwed in his pain.
<MidnaMan> But then he says, you got game?
<MidnaMan> And I say, god man I got bounce.
<MidnaMan> And he can't help but pounce.
<MidnaMan> So now I trounce,
<MidnaMan> and pop a cap in his ass
<MidnaMan> Then along comes grass.
<MidnaMan> And we watch him grow.
<MidnaMan> Oh crap gawg, looks like hes a ho.
<MidnaMan> The end.

*Peturd shoots MidnaMan in the face for being so stupid, you stupid stupid morinc stupid chinaman
*MidnaMan groans out on the floor, writhing in pain.
*BotonWiggles pees on him
*MidnaMan greadily drinks the pee
<BotonWiggles> I am punching you
*MidnaMan barfs it out onto Boton.
<Nicholas_>You two are fucking gross.

<NCN> anyon want to do naruto trivia?

<Grass> So yeah, i'm getting glasses and blush for my character and shit. Maybe a hair color change.
<Grass> Then a x2 for 1 day card if I can.
<Nicholas_> Are you a homofag
<Grass> x2 exp.
<Grass> What.
<Nicholas_> "glasses and blush"
<Nicholas_> Homofag

SuitCase’s Quotes - 2007 and Newer you guys got nothing on souppy's quotes

I don't know, Tae.

15:25 crossedeyefreak Dumb Fucking Women
22:30 DesuKlaus I love getting fucked in the ass.
23:54 TheBellBoy FUCK MY SCAB
20:50 Taeshi More like seven minutes in hell for her vagina
21:45 TheBellBoy I like kids to have have innocence
21:54 Wheat hahahah "grandma, stop!"
02:09 Wheat so sorry if I ever piss you off with how much better I am than you
02:26 TD|Colm Its like all the quotes on Bash.org like "brb tornado" and shi
02:42 TD|Colm I suspect it may be an evolutionary defense against rape, in part. If you're raped, then you have sex with other people, then possibly the rapist won't impregnate you, and thus it becomes a less successful strategy, thus discouraging rape as a reproductive strategy. It seems difficult to prove though.
17:09 Ucro Funeral's can be fun, it depends on just how crazy the person got with their requests
17:33 SushiJaguar Also I'm never going to have children
17:42 SushiJaguar I don't dislike children
20:26 DesuKlaus I'm gay
21:18 WTF british playboy pimp mathematician charlie sheen drinking jaguar blood?
21:33 Nicholas_ Kittens are cute
21:33 Smash_Genesis Of course , you're talking to the guy who ships Phedgeworth, so...
22:31 Dr_Klaus Pearl Harbor was hilarious
01:26 NCN I am not a guy.
16:11 JuniorBoomer I've been beating up zombies with my army of dildo equipped survivors
16:20 JuniorBoomer Wasn't guild wars in a fantasy setting?
TheBellBoy Tell your bitch to stop complainin' 'bout her aching tits. Her body is a temple, I don't give a fuck, I'm atheist.
22:15 Smash_Genesis And when it IS hot, it's rape.
22:17 Starwatcher feh I prefer bcb porn myself lol
*** Susan is now known as ILB
22:58 SpaceMouse [22:57] <@Taeshi> By the way guys during skype yesterday Souppy was trying to put it in
03:18 Susan YOU ARE NO MAN
03:22 SuitCase What cards will Sakura-chan catch today? And more important, which of my outfits will she wear?!
21:00 Migrant there's even a joke about it, we say that you should only buy "Etero" washing powder, cause "Omo" is for wusses.
22:56 Starwatcher I mean, yeah I'd sleep with lucy
23:03 Beardfire we dont speak mexican, zayman
23:03 Beardfire you ignorant fool
23:04 Zaynman ¡putas!
00:53 Zaynman_ Protip: Don't touch a lightbulb when it's been on for 20 minutes
17:15 Seppucrow im gay please kick me for being gay
18:02 ToastyJester who cares about drawing well, as long as the characters are recognizable it's good to go B-)
19:53 Smash_Genesis I mean, it obviously depends on the person, but I can't help but shake the feeling it would ROYALLY hurt to have something up your rectum.
<Taeshi> but like i've had my mouse swabbed in the past
21:23 WTF put it on his dick while he's fapping
00:25 snooths hot sexy erotic 13 year old cat porn feat. no nudity
17:07 Ubertoast shit piss tits fuck
19:57 Arther Yes, Because I totally am a closed minded hardass who thinks like 6 billion people should kill themselves.
22:10 JuniorBoomer It's like after playing Dead Rising I had the sudden urge to cross dress and take pictures of girls
<Beardfire> what better way to celebrate your victory then to lower your trousers and rub your testicles in your opponent's face
<Starwatcher> it's not like I swallow it or anything
<Susan> sandy's whore vagina ate paulo
<Smash_Genesis> So Souppy looked an embryo with an eye.
<Starwatcher> who wouldn't fuck lucy
<crossedeyefreak> nobody wants to see daisy, unless in porn
<GhostOfChrispy> he goes blind from wanking, and walks into a wood chipper
<GhostOfBoton> Cef went to party and there was a glory hole in the bathroom. He thought "Why not jam my dick in there and have some fun?" So he did. However, there wasn't a woman on the other side; it was a hungry badger. At first site of cef's stiff 2 incher, the badger freaked out and slid up his urethra and tore up his insides.
<Smash_Genesis> I can't wait for him tom make me "Rigthoues Christain" or something.
<Smash_Genesis> Easier to get off when I'm lying down.
<JuniorBoomer> Spacey imagine getting raped in an alleyway by several gang members
<SushiJaguar> I remember the time my best friend (of the time) found my mum's dildo
<Commie> Making Daisy rape Mike's dead body
<Mallow> Well then does anyone want to watch me stream shit
<BotonWiggles> My balls feel hot
<Arnas_Baubkus> I like Craft
<SnoreIDETERMINATION> I will not put any love between nick and rosalie in my comic
<Taeshi> so he sits in bed with a raging boner and cries
[14:43] <@Taeshi> "do you want to try ~fellatio~"

19:26 snooths fuck cops
19:47 snooths SHIMMY SHIMMY YA SHIMMY YAM SHIMMY YAY
19:47 snooths GIMME DA MIC SO I CAN TAKE IT AWAY
19:47 snooths OFF ON A NATURAL CHARGE, BON VOYAGE
20:38 snooths bitch pussy shit fuck you
20:39 snooths im so mad sh*....t...
20:39 snooths bithc fuk y
20:33 snooths what am i spamming bitch
20:33 snooths what am i spamming
20:33 snooths VAGINAS
20:33 snooths THAT IS WHAT I AM
20:33 snooths BITCH
20:33 snooths AND I AINT EVEN SPAMMING
20:33 snooths FUCK YOU
19:50 snooths i am anti commercial i dont draw for money etc
19:10 snooths can turtles eat jellyfish or is that poisonous or can only some turtles eat certain jellyfish or is it tortoises
*** Susan was kicked by snooths (rocky horror picture show is gay and you are gay)

<Acephone> Sorry I can't keep my other hand from this thick eggroll
<Acephone> I like to smother it in soy sauce and just sensually bite down

<Peturd> ?Donde vas tu?
<Codysseus> a la casa de tu madre
<Peturd> Me madre?!

<Susan> I feel like streaming a game
<Susan> who is up for PAPER MARIO
<BotonWiggles> I'll watch
<BotonWiggles> As long as papermario is naked
<BotonWiggles> And rubbing his penis on toadstool

17:49 <SushiJaguar> I'd like to stop being a douche, Prom, but until there is a better alternative, I'm going to carry on.

This post has been edited by Ace: 14 June 2011 - 10:51 PM

[15:51] <Ubertoast> Wat
[15:51] <Ubertoast> The
[15:51] <Ubertoast> Fuck
[15:51] <Ubertoast> "Find local "OSx86 Verbose mode" women in your area now!"
[15:51] <Ubertoast> Contextual ads at their finest

<snooths> i feel bad
<snooths> i showed a fucking 6th grader my dick
<Peturd> what
<Mallow> It was an accident though
<Peturd> ...
<OmoMeowth> You didn't show her your dick
<OmoMeowth> She saw it

<Codysseus> I'm getting off
<Codysseus> bye
<Frustrated_Writer> Laters cody
<Radial> tmi cody

<BotonWiggles> So you go to a town
<Snore> you were fucked

<@Taeshi> hi i'm kaxbe look at my stream
<@Taeshi> here is my stream
<@Taeshi> look at my stream
<@Taeshi> here is my stream guys
<@Taeshi> look at me stream
<@Taeshi> check it out
<LackLuster> No
<@Taeshi> my stream guys
<@Taeshi> right here
<LackLuster> I'll be a hipster

<Snore> hooray I'm a curvaceous cat!

<OmoMeowth> I've been a snippy cunt

[08:00] <@SpaceMouse> orgasm
[08:00] <@SpaceMouse> coitus
[08:04] <Pantsu> words I don't want to hear for 1 week
[08:04] <Radial> emasuclation
[08:04] <Radial> casteration
[08:05] <Radial> arachnophilia
[08:05] <NCN> arachnophilia is a word i NEVER wanted to hear
[08:06] <Radial> those slender long legs

<Snore_> fucking legs always get me
<OmoMeowth> Well you don't fuck legs
<OmoMeowth> You fuck what's inbetween them

<SuitCase> Hey Meowth. What's your favorite flavor of jolly rancher? I like the blue ones.
<SuitCase> But my dad likes green. =)

<Smash_Genesis> Snooths, it's the beginning of me smashing your head into a pulp because you are ugly.

<Mallow> this is craan idiot!!!!!
<Mallow> time green day said fuck in american idiot!!!!!

<OmoMeowth> Breathing is for bitches
<OmoMeowth> and I fuck bitches
<OmoMeowth> so...
<OmoMeowth> when I breathe... I masturbate...

Being unfunny, hang on.

[07:42:26] <LackLuster> Nah, not in these recent chapters
[07:42:38] <LackLuster> But a few chapters before there's a transition
[07:42:41] <Mister_Church> ^
[07:42:44] <JuniorBoomer> Hey man avoiding the problem is a solution
[07:42:50] <JuniorBoomer> A temporary solution
[07:42:50] <Mister_Church> ^
[07:42:52] <JuniorBoomer> And a faulty one
[07:43:03] <Mister_Church> ^
[07:43:05] <JuniorBoomer> And it may affect relationships negatively etc etc
[07:43:10] <Credence> church this is not fucking reddit
[07:43:14] <LackLuster> ^
[07:43:15] <Credence> you do not need to upvote every post you see
[07:43:18] <Credence> contribute faggot
[07:43:23] <Snore> good retort credence
[07:43:25] <Mister_Church> ^

[12:13] <Ucro> Damn, loud answering machine is LOUD
[12:13] <Ucro> i can hear my neighbours machine beeping, it's getting irritating, hopefully they'll be home soon
[12:13] <Peturd> Break into there house and hit it with a baseball bat
[12:13] <MisterDean> No, the friggib donkey two doors down the street that won't shutup at 2 in the morning is annoying.
[12:14] <Peturd> ...donkey?
[12:14] <MisterDean> Im in spain
[12:14] <Peturd> Oh
[12:14] <Peturd> Ok

<Peturd> I have shit all over me

<@Paulo> go hide in a bush and stare at kids some more
<Cricket> but you'd get back up
<Cricket> ain't nothin' gonna break your stride and whatnot
<Cricket> Technically, we're the same age, when you adjust for real world time.
<Cricket> around the same age
<@Paulo> the fuck u on about
<Cricket> You're in 2007. I'm in 2011.
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<Cricket> I'm from the future.
<Cricket> well, from your perspective, anyways
<Cricket> you're from my past and whatnot
<Cricket> and you're in your present
<CherryK> Unless the comic is a retelling of what has been
<CherryK> in that sense, you're dealing with 2011 paulo
<@Paulo> wut
<@Paulo> is this some nerd shit
<Cricket> In which case, Cherry, he'd be older and out of high school
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<Cricket> considering he didn't FAIL A FEW GRAES
<Cricket> GRAES
<Cricket> No Paulo, this is real.
<@Paulo> whatever i have no idea wtf ur on about
<CherryK> Has paulo said he's still in high school?
<Cricket> In my time, Rachel and Jessica graduated two years ago with me.
<@Paulo> im gonna go have some more hot makeouts now later nerds
<CherryK> Ah, screw you Paulo, I was just having fun too
<Cricket> (he's gonna have hot makeouts with his girlfriend he HARDLY EVER SEES ANYMORE)
<Cricket> (either that or he's *gasp* CHEATING)
<LackLuster> Jesus christ, it's BCB meets Homestuck meets Nerds in a Chatroom

<Shotgun_wizard> Lack of reason for death and lack of any information relating to the killing excluding the circumstantial, speculative evidence, was the reason for her being found not guilty. And it was obvious.
<Shotgun_wizard> Too much emotion from people and too little logic.
<LackLuster> I need to remove that highlighter on "Lack"

<Mallow> i worry about death because it is dangerous and often can be fatal


Keeping things classy.


EDIT:

The best thing about this next quote is that no matter the context, it still makes no fucking sense.
<Mallow> oprah: "i was once a moth then i lost weight"

This post has been edited by Meowth: 11 July 2011 - 08:07 AM

<Taeshi> When are you gonna let me kidnap Toots for some rough sexual lovin'? =)

[17:15] <Mallow> I'd probably attempt to have gay sex with someone's arm too

This post has been edited by Migrant: 20 July 2011 - 05:17 AM

<OmoMeowth> My favorite flavor was cheap dick

I kind of see the point in this topic now.

<TheBellBoy> Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a three some.

Susan places a finger over Rukral's lips
<Susan> Shhh, don't struggle
<Susan> It only makes me wetter

<Taeshi> I was being social and talking about Thai transgenderism


Susan> So I recently came out to my boyfriend about how I get aroused when I watch guys puke.


Be glad you're not in here.

<Jerk> "Once upon a time there was a faggot."
<Jerk> "The End."

Laika> I need more rap songs about rape.

Laika> Yeah but I'm out of songs about rape.

Laika> I want songs about rape.
Laika> I'm running out.

Laika> Well cause I like the subject of rape in rap songs.

<JuniorBoomer> If I didn't suck at him
<JuniorBoomer> I struggle so hard, Ace

<OmoMeowth> fuckign typos

<ToastyJester> He was a jaguar

<ToastyJester> She was a fish

<ToastyJester> Together they had a baby

<ToastyJester> SushiJaguar

SushiJaguar sunglasses gleam

<ToastyJester> This is his story.

<Chrispy_> well, just the general I'm a dog woofity woof woof.


fucking furries

<TheBellBoy> but neil peart can't write songs that well.

<Starwatcher> my penis with dead furries?

<Starwatcher> I thought it said "I wonder if I can *rape* my dad into getting me one"

23:42 <Susan> pencil
23:42 <Pencil> Susan
23:42 <Pencil> How are you.
23:42 <Susan> faggot
23:42 <Pencil> :C
23:42 <Susan> migrant you're a faggot
23:42 <Susan> kou you're a faggot
23:44 <Susan> you FAGGOT
23:44 <Migrant> once upon a time there was a nice conversation happening in the IRC. The susan came along and started calling everyone faggots. Then people stopped talking.
23:44 <Lisaa> wtf is wrong in here :I
23:44 <Migrant> then the IRC returned to it's natural state
23:44 <Kou_> susan being a faggot

<Mallow> Fish is the creepiest shit

True dat Mallow.

True dat.

<Mallow> She would ride you until you pissed purple
<OmoMeowth> Been there, Mallow


Oh ho, like a carnie in a bank heist, these are the days of our lives.

This post has been edited by Ace: 10 August 2011 - 05:03 AM

<Cricket> ugh, this sucks, there are no gay porn out there with guys that I'd consider to be my type


HA HA HA. "There are no", more "There is no".

<Stormthehouse> I've come here and not laughed or questioned someones sanity in the first 5 minutes
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<BotonWiggles> No
<BotonWiggles> No storm
<BotonWiggles> you have jsut become like us
<BotonWiggles> You have become used to it
<Gnukko> the best part?
<Gnukko> he left boton
BotonWiggles likes talking to himself

This post has been edited by BotonWiggles: 21 August 2011 - 02:05 AM

Was encouraged to post this log - warning is that it's really long and also very snipped because of various other conversations:

04:07am <SpaceMouse> nothing makes me feel more that i've actually improved at art by going and looking at my stuff 9 months ago on candybooru
04:07am <SpaceMouse> it's like god damn
04:07am <SpaceMouse> why did people put up with me
04:07am <Johnny_Hurricane> Yeah
04:08am <Johnny_Hurricane> it's still better than anything I could draw
04:08am <Smash_Genesis> ^
04:08am <Johnny_Hurricane> Creating a self-insert fanchar is hard, yo.
04:08am <Rukral> Let's look at my old art
04:08am <Rukral> And my current art
04:08am <Rukral> Forever ago
04:08am <Rukral> http://i1034.photobu...ncomic_copy.jpg
04:09am <Rukral> two months ago
04:09am <Rukral> http://i1034.photobu...al/Derpcopy.jpg
04:09am <SpaceMouse> i like the two months ago pic
04:09am <Johnny_Hurricane> that's good, rukral
04:09am <Johnny_Hurricane> rukral, you wanna help me make my self-insert fanchar?
04:10am <SpaceMouse> see it's funny because rukral's got amazingly good and my art is like a foot but now it's in stereoscopic two-color vision
04:10am <Rukral> And here's inbetween
04:10am <Rukral> http://www.bitterswe...28Artist%29.jpg
04:10am <Rukral> Animation class was fun
04:10am <Johnny_Hurricane> It's alright. do you have anything recently?
04:10am <Ace423> Well
04:10am <Ace423> at least its better than my artings
04:10am <Rukral> Eh not much that's scanned
04:10am <Ace423> good thing I don't have aspirations!
04:11am <Rukral> That Lucy pic was more "Let's see what we can do in 1 minute w/ flash and a mouse."
04:11am <Johnny_Hurricane> ah. regardless, rukral, do you want to help me make my self insert fanchar?
04:11am <Rukral> "And let's make it as fucked up as possible"
04:11am <Johnny_Hurricane> since all the other fanchars are dead?
04:11am <Rukral> Thus happylucy was bored
04:11am <Johnny_Hurricane> *born?
04:11am <Rukral> I will not feed the fancharacter monster
04:12am <BIP-BAP-BAM> they're all dead
04:12am <SushiJaguar> Johnny's request translates to
04:12am <Rukral> I suppose I could take a request for some random BCB doodle
04:12am <Rukral> But no fanchars
04:12am <SushiJaguar> "Do all the work, I'm too useless at drawing to do it myself"
04:12am <Johnny_Hurricane> oh, sush
04:12am <Johnny_Hurricane> I love you too
04:12am <Johnny_Hurricane> SJ
04:12am <SpaceMouse> i still consider your art great if you actually sat down and did it once in a while
----warhammer shit with ace and co.---
04:23am <Johnny_Hurricane> bored. Will start drawing self insert fanchar now.
04:23am <Mallow> always a good idea
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04:24am <Johnny_Hurricane> yep
04:24am <Johnny_Hurricane> in the chatting bar
04:24am <Johnny_Hurricane> it's just the four of us
04:25am <Johnny_Hurricane> so, um...
04:25am <Johnny_Hurricane> What color do I make my fur? I was thinking brown.
04:26am <LackLuster|Uni> You furry
04:27am <BIP-BAP-BAM> i should make mine sometime
04:27am <Johnny_Hurricane> no
04:27am <Johnny_Hurricane> it's a self insert
04:28am <Johnny_Hurricane> its different, probably
04:28am <BIP-BAP-BAM> ...
04:28am <BIP-BAP-BAM> not really but meh
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04:29am <Johnny_Hurricane> Yeah, brown works
04:29am <Johnny_Hurricane> any other suggestions, though?
04:29am <BIP-BAP-BAM> im trying to think of something for mine
04:30am <BIP-BAP-BAM> has anyone used a mask yet for the face
04:30am <Johnny_Hurricane> any others? Just going straight brown feels boring
04:31am <BIP-BAP-BAM> and its to close to being abbey
04:31am Seppucrow left the chat room. (Quit: Leaving)
04:32am <Taeshi> Are you an adult? the saddest topic
04:32am <LackLuster|Uni> ITT: Manchildren
04:34am <Johnny_Hurricane> ^what?
04:34am <Johnny_Hurricane> ohai, taeshi
04:34am <Taeshi> I think it gets to an age where the person is allowed to be all "I'm a child at heart"
04:35am <Johnny_Hurricane> everyone, don't mention my plans to make a self-insert
04:35am <Taeshi> Saying it when you're in your mid to late-20s is just kind of pathetic
04:35am <Johnny_Hurricane> wait
04:35am <Johnny_Hurricane> shit
04:35am <Johnny_Hurricane> I am dumb
04:35am <Taeshi> I can understand a person loving old stuff that they loved when they were a kid, but proudly proclaiming "I haven't grown up guys!" is.. supposed to be a compliment?
04:36am <Johnny_Hurricane> Although I am 14 (soon to be 15), when off my ritalin, I am about as mature as a hyper 11 year old.'
04:36am <Johnny_Hurricane> who is making a self-insert fanchar.
04:37am <Johnny_Hurricane> because fuck it, she was going to find out sooner or later.
04:37am <BearPhone> As we've seen
04:37am <LackLuster|Uni> I'm sure "I'm a child at heart" is supposed to mean you're sympathetic to children and you can relate to them.
04:37am <LackLuster|Uni> Not be 15 for 25 years.
04:37am <Johnny_Hurricane> what lackluster said.
04:38am <Taeshi> Yeah, exactly Lackluster.
04:38am <Taeshi> Admittedly there was a time I felt like I was "a child at heart" but to be honest I feel like that's more of an insult now.
04:39am <Taeshi> I don't wanna be an adult child :-[[[[
04:39am <SuitCase_> i'm just a big kid at heart...
04:39am <Taeshi> yeah see souppy gngnggghghghghhhh
04:39am <SuitCase_> i don't wanna grow up
04:39am <Taeshi> i don't know about you but what i like in a man is just that - a man <3333
04:39am <Taeshi> my big souppy <333
04:39am <Taeshi> He collects loli catgirls and still doesn't act like a kid.
04:41am <Taeshi> I think a well-rounded person just likes what they like without having to make a stance on how much of a "child at heart" they are.
04:41am <SushiJaguar> ^
04:42am <SushiJaguar> Although my old man can't helpy but spout how immature he still is like it's so great
04:42am <Johnny_Hurricane> Philosophy chat 2011
04:42am <SushiJaguar> "I wear socks on my ears and taunt people I'm so WACKYYYY"
---snip snip figurine talk--
<Taeshi> http://i280.photobuc...8at120236PM.png
04:58am <SuitCase_> so what are we talking? 15 impressions before the mold dies? 10? 50?
04:58am <Antares> While more then 10-15 can be done with this mold I strongly advise against it. We can use several light molds
04:59am <Johnny_Hurricane> taeshi, what was that?
04:59am <TheBellBoy> Look at that fake shit.
04:59am <Taeshi> Fake yu-gi-oh cards
04:59am <Taeshi> Endless dragon with blue eyes
05:01am <Johnny_Hurricane> oh, taeshi, I'm making a self-insert fancharacter. You were going to find out sooner or later, and not telling felt like lying. I hope that's (relativley) okay.
05:01am <BIP-BAP-BAM> heres a penny hope that helps Ruk
05:01am <Taeshi> Man maybe I should just buck up and accept what is most plausible, Souppy.
05:01am <Antares> My personl opinion is that we just make everything Carter and Mcain
05:01am <Taeshi> It sounds like such a hassle for the other option.
05:01am <Taeshi> hhahahahahaha
05:01am <Antares> T-shirts, figures, dolls, bumper stickers
05:02am <SuitCase_> vero would love that
05:02am <Taeshi> No, those aren't allowed!
05:02am <SuitCase_> everybody start a petition.
05:02am <Snore> What if you did the set of 15, but did 4 sets of those, each with a different pose?
05:02am <Taeshi> uh?
05:02am <Antares> Do you relize how many molds we would need for that
05:02am <Johnny_Hurricane> shit, she just completley ignored that. I thought that would be of greater concern, but it isn't! Sweet!
05:02am <Snore> that's true
05:02am <Taeshi> yeah exactly snore what is wrong with you
05:02am <SuitCase_> what if we did eight sets of 17 each with a different character in a different orientation
05:03am <Antares> Sure if we were making a claymation movie
05:03am <Johnny_Hurricane> it's like I'm invisible!
05:03am <Taeshi> No I just don't acknowledge your existence anymore, Johnny that's the thing
05:03am <SuitCase_> tess upside down, lucy horizontal.
05:03am <Johnny_Hurricane> makes sense...
05:03am piyo joined the chat room.
05:03am <Taeshi> Anyway I don't care about your attention whoring, so piss off
05:03am <Taeshi> Anyway
05:03am <piyo> hewwo
05:03am <LackLuster|Uni> Beautiful
05:03am <BIP-BAP-BAM> david suspeneded
05:03am Johnny_Hurricane left the chat room. (Quit: Mibbit chat network ajax IRC Client)
05:03am <Taeshi> hahahahahahahahahah
05:03am <BIP-BAP-BAM> wow
05:03am <BeachSideCheese> Hey Piyo
05:03am <Mallow> oh dear
05:03am <Taeshi> i am amazing
05:03am <Snore> ha
05:04am <BIP-BAP-BAM> daaaamn tae
05:04am <Snore> Tae has the poer to drive away annoying spirits

tl;dr: Johnny was being an annoying attention whore (Before constantly going on about fancharacters, he was saying NYUTHIN' to people before and getting them annoyed), and despite people telling him off throughout (Like Commie, bless her soul), it took until me for him to finally leave Because I am a badass.

(I really do just ignore conversations on IRC involving fancharacters, but i finally had to put my foot down)

TV talk show time

03:19am SuitCase_ joined the chat room.
03:20am <Taeshi> souppy
03:20am <Taeshi> you are not the father
03:20am <SuitCase_> I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU!
03:20am * SuitCase_ backflips.
03:20am * LackLuster claps
03:20am * Taeshi runs to the back of the stage screaming