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11:16 RedJack: Omo
11:16 RedJack: give the guy a candy corn and all your wishes will be granted
11:16 Kaizy: FFFF
11:16 OmoMeowth: Okay
11:16 Kaizy: Candy corn is not something you can wave around to make me do whatever >:V
11:17 RedJack: do you deny you like candy corn?
11:17 Susan: what if i poured candy corn on my breasts

11:17 Susan: it'd be like whipped cream
11:18 Susan: just pour liquid candy corn all over my tits

After this shit just got weird.

This post has been edited by RedJack: 31 December 2011 - 10:21 AM

<BotonFaggot> Hey guys look at me http://img256.images...11231212739.jpg

<Ace423> My dreams. Gone

This post has been edited by Ace: 01 January 2012 - 04:32 AM

03:08 <lvl50fighter> stop being sad brifht you are sduper awsome and beaiftul
03:09 <lvl50fighter> stop neing sad tae you awre awome and prettua nd suoer
03:09 <lvl50fighter> no more sad pnoies
03:09 <Bridgey> hmmmm i should probably eat something today
03:09 <lvl50fighter> only nappy
03:09 <Taeshi> I'm just being silly with pony

Too bad I missed the confession part but this also happened.

This post has been edited by ThatGuy: 01 January 2012 - 10:46 PM

* ExplainTHIS (cgiirc@Rizon-49C9210F.tampfl.dsl-w.verizon.net) has joined #bcb
<Cricket> Hello ExplainTHIS
<Cricket> are you going to explain things to us?
<ExplainTHIS> Im not going to lie
<ExplainTHIS> I don't have anything to explain
<ExplainTHIS> Unless you want me to too
<MisterDean> Well you're just a gigantic dissapointment.

<MisterDean> Throwing cooking utensils is a valid tactic in verabl debates.

<Ace423> altough I plan on ravishing the Jawa

This post has been edited by MisterDean: 13 January 2012 - 05:36 PM

This is a bit long:

10:00pm Baskey joined the chat room.
10:00pm <Migrant> go find santa, star
10:00pm <Migrant> or look at the northern skies, whatever
10:00pm <Starwatcher> I was doing that tonight, the Aurora were very, very beautiful.
10:00pm <Starwatcher> huge bands of green tracing across the entire sky.
10:00pm <Baskey> derp.
10:00pm <Shotgun_wizard> nsfw http://26.media.tumb...npzico1_500.jpg bcb
10:01pm <Migrant> are you in oslo?
10:01pm <chrispy> hey baskey
10:01pm <Migrant> were the aurora expected, or did you just get lulcky?
10:01pm <Migrant> (though i hear they are quite common that far north)
10:02pm <chrispy> when does the space program thing start star?
10:02pm <Starwatcher> we're in a region where they're very common, magnetic field lines point slightly downwards, carrying charged particles from the sun with them.
10:02pm <Starwatcher> chrispy, yesterday
10:02pm <Starwatcher> I'm near Andenes migrant
10:02pm UberLaptop joined the chat room.
10:02pm <Starwatcher> went to the snow covered beach today and played in the waves =p
10:03pm <chrispy> oh jesus
10:03pm <Starwatcher> we start construction of the rocket tomorrow.
10:03pm <Baskey> ...I really do not understand why you guys enjoy the irc so much
10:03pm <chrispy> that must be fucking cold!
10:03pm <Starwatcher> it was! it was.
10:03pm <Starwatcher> I have a piece of seaweed I'm keeping. seeweed from the arctic ocean.
10:03pm <chrispy> I don't know baskey, think of it like a stream chat withiout the stream
10:04pm <chrispy> most of us are just multi-tasking while doing something else
10:04pm <Starwatcher> baskey... for some reason I'm a lot more comfortable here than loud, demanding, real life social interactions.
10:04pm <chrispy> the casual conversation is fun though
10:04pm <Starwatcher> I can enjoy the real life ones in small doses, but too much is not fun for me.
10:04pm <chrispy> like for example
10:04pm <Baskey> except that there's a shit ton more drama here than on streams
10:04pm <chrispy> I'm currently trying to wrangle my nephew
10:04pm <chrispy> slippery little bastard
10:04pm <chrispy> like what baskey?
10:05pm <Starwatcher> http://en.wikipedia....iki/And%C3%B8ya
10:05pm <Starwatcher> here's where I am if anyone's interested.
10:05pm <Baskey> there was a bitchfight here between taeshi and another female member
10:05pm <Baskey> very very awkward
10:05pm <Starwatcher> was this female member actually female? =/
10:05pm <Starwatcher> that has a tendency to happen.
10:05pm <Susan> when
10:05pm <chrispy> well
10:05pm <Baskey> yeah
10:05pm <Susan> when
10:05pm <Susan> who
10:05pm <Baskey> i forget her name
10:06pm <Baskey> but she kept quitting
10:06pm <Susan> who are you
10:06pm <Baskey> throwing tantrums
10:06pm <Susan> well taeshi is a slut so no surprise
10:06pm <Baskey> Susan, shut up.
10:06pm <Susan> someone's got sand in their pussy
10:06pm <chrispy> that happens some times, but normaly it's just a casual chat about nothing in particular
10:06pm <Starwatcher> don't even bother baskey.
10:06pm <Baskey> it's ethier very quiet or i'm confused as to what the fuck is going on
10:07pm <Susan> here is what's going on
10:07pm <Susan> who are you
10:07pm <Susan> i do not know who you are
10:07pm <Susan> basketcase?
10:08pm <Baskey> If you don't know who i am, then find out who and stop being such a lazy ass who complains and tries to mess with people's heads.
10:08pm <Migrant> now you got susan all riled up, beskey. see what you done?
10:08pm <Baskey> Susan's fault
10:08pm <Baskey> Not mine.
10:08pm <Susan> uh
10:08pm <Susan> i'm not riled up?
10:08pm <Migrant> na, totes you fault.
10:08pm <Migrant> your*
10:08pm <Susan> i'm just sitting here laughing that this woman is pmsing all over
10:08pm <chrispy> baskey, susan is not to be trifled with. just let it be.
10:08pm <Susan> i asked you, this is how i find out
10:08pm <Susan> /who/ the /fuck/ are /you/
10:09pm <Susan> welcome to how the world works
10:09pm <Migrant> I started out not liking the work "totes" much, but i'm getting used to it
10:09pm <Susan> you meet someone new
10:09pm <Baskey> See, this is why I don't come here chris
10:09pm <Migrant> i might even enjoy using it a little bit
10:09pm <Susan> they introduce themselves
10:09pm <Migrant> it's a guilty pleasure
10:09pm <Baskey> DRAMA central
10:09pm <Susan> bloo hoo
10:09pm <Susan> it's not drama you dumb cunt
10:09pm <Baskey> I'm out.
10:09pm <Susan> it's you being an idiot
10:09pm <Susan> run and hide then
10:09pm <chrispy> susan, baskey is basketcase. member from the forum
10:09pm <Migrant> you CAUSED THE DRAMA, baskey
10:09pm Baskey left the chat room. ()
10:09pm La_Commie joined the chat room.
10:09pm <Susan> well gee
10:09pm <chrispy> PROBLEM SOLVED
10:09pm <Migrant> there was NO DRAMA
10:09pm <Susan> i said that, no one responded
10:10pm <Migrant> pffft, cunt
10:10pm <Susan> hooray for idiots
10:10pm <MisterDean> The fuck was that about?
10:10pm <Susan> why are women so retarded
10:10pm <MisterDean> Hey Commie.
10:10pm <UberLaptop> Aw, you just missed it hn
10:10pm <La_Commie> ello again everyone
10:10pm <UberLaptop> Literally like 5 seconds
10:10pm <Migrant> hi commie
10:10pm <La_Commie> hi Mig
10:10pm <Starwatcher> hi commie
10:10pm <La_Commie> hi Dean
10:11pm <La_Commie> hi Star
10:11pm <La_Commie> how is that Norwegia?
10:11pm <chrispy> migrant
10:11pm <chrispy> back off bro
10:12pm <La_Commie> anywhoo, what did i apprently miss?
10:12pm <Migrant> what chrispy?
10:12pm <Starwatcher> lovely Commie, it's a beautiful country.
10:12pm <Migrant> she had already left
10:12pm <Migrant> I can call anyone not present a cunt and get away with it
10:12pm <Starwatcher> thanks for asking.
10:13pm <Susan> commie you missed basket case being a cunt
10:13pm <Susan> i bet she's on her period
10:13pm <Susan> dumb slut
10:13pm <Husky> Yo Hobro
10:13pm <La_Commie> oh wow ahahah
10:13pm * Husky fistbumps
10:13pm <UberLaptop> I guess you could say
10:13pm <La_Commie> what happened?
10:13pm <UberLaptop> Not all her eggs
10:13pm * UberLaptop sunglasses
10:13pm * La_Commie fistbump
10:13pm <Susan> she logged on as 'baskey'
10:13pm <UberLaptop> Are in one basket
10:13pm * La_Commie smacks uber

TL;DR Basketcase is a hypocritical whiny bitch who comes into the IRC just to bitch about why people are enjoying themselves on IRC, complains that there's drama while actually singlehandedly CAUSING IT. Everyone was pretty cool and chill before she showed up, maybe she thinks the IRC is full of drama because she's on it causing it????

(Shamin' people when they're being total knobs agogo)

03:21 <Lvl50Fighter>: How bout them.....<insert common interest here>
03:21 <Itu>: Oh yeah I like <insert common interest here>
03:21 <Itu>: It's pretty cool
03:22 <LackLuster>: <insert common interest here> is primely full of faggots, I suggest <insert hipster interest here>
03:22 <Lvl50Fighter>: Yeah those <insert common interest here> wish I was affected by it right now
03:22 <skmojo>: I liked <insert common interest here> before <insert common interest here> was cool
03:22 <Itu>: Pfft <insert hipster interest here> is just for people that think they're cool for trying to be hipsters
03:22 <Lvl50Fighter>: Well you know how it is sometimes with those .<insert common interest here>
03:23 <LackLuster>: <insert common innuendo here>?
03:23 <Itu>: That's what she said.
03:23 <Itu>: ZING
03:23 <Lvl50Fighter>: <Insert laughing here>
03:23 <LackLuster>: <concluding>
03:24 <Itu>: <insert final agreeing statement>
03:24 <skmojo>: <insert contradicting evidence here>
03:24 <Lvl50Fighter>: <Insert gasp here>
03:25 <Itu>: <insert unopinionated statement attempting to reconcile both postures and claim it's just opinion>
03:26 <Lvl50Fighter>: <insert attempt to get both sides to agree and push past their differences>
03:26 <Radial>: <insert statement about dicks>
03:26 <skmojo>: Dicks!
03:26 <Lvl50Fighter>: <Insert sigh and laugh anyway>

This post has been edited by Itu: 19 January 2012 - 05:30 PM

<snooths> i stick cocks in my toushie and cry very very hard
<snooths> im sorry
<snooths> mother..............................................
<Ace423> and right to the irc quotes

* LuckyCat (~Mibbit@339F4B2C.495C4683.701DB964.IP) has joined #bcb
<LuckyCat> Hi everyone!
<SpaceMouse> no
<LuckyCat> awww T_T
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Special V-Day Edition

<Seppucrow> lackluster be my valentine
<LackLuster> Sure thign
<Seppucrow> yes it is official
<LackLuster> I'm gonna send this girl on tumblr a valentines.
<Seppucrow> lackluster quit cheating on me
<LackLuster> I cheat on everyone Seppu
<Seppucrow> we're breaking up our relationship is on the edge
<LackLuster> It'll never work out seppu

<Susan> aren't rye and lackluster in a relationship
<Cricket> a ship has set sail
<LackLuster> Yes lets resurrect something everyone found funny 2 months ago
* Rye punts Lack off a cliff.
<Susan> aren't rye and lackluster in a relationship
<Susan> aren't rye and lackluster in a relationship
<Susan> aren't rye and lackluster in a relationship
<%Shotgun_wizard> susan make a $100 joke about it
<Susan> ps the joke is it was in the topic yesterday
<Susan> ok
<Rye> Aren't Susan and Boton in a relationship.
<Susan> brb tf2
<Rye> Aren't Susan and Boton in a relationship.
<Rye> Aren't Susan and Boton in a relationship.

<ToastyJester> Taeshi I got your next product to sell to your audience: Playing cards
<Cricket> Augustus as the Jack
<Million> I'd buy them
<ToastyJester> Turtle is clearly the Jokers
<Snore> Jasmine as the Ace

<wacko> fan demographics which BCB tends to attract: males, furries, bronies, artists, bisexuals, suicidals, autistics, Jews

* Migrant (~chatzilla@3F45E3A4.A75A46E3.885D534A.IP) has joined #bcb
<Migrant> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
<Migrant> Gaaaaaahhhh!
<Migrant> GASP
<Migrant>
<Migrant>
<Migrant> I can't scream out loud or ill wake people up
<Migrant> I went out tonight
<Migrant> to this club
<Migrant> winked at a nice looking girl
<Migrant> time passes
<Migrant> we made out
<Migrant> fun fun fun
<Migrant> I put my hand on her neck
<Migrant> around it goes
<Migrant> until suddenly
<Migrant> Adam's apple
<Migrant>
<Migrant> RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!
<Migrant> RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!
<Migrant> I'm still in shck
<Migrant> computer out of bateries
<Migrant> shuting down now
<Migrant>
<Migrant> oh god
<Migrant> oh god
<Migrant> oh god
<Migrant> oh god
<Migrant> oh god
<Migrant> oh god
* Migrant has quit ()
<Radial> :|

New topic:

Don't post until someone actually has an IRC quote of merit you moronic shitposters.

So as to not be hypocritical:

Taeshi: but oh my god i could throw out so many tumblr buzzwords for the guy that is quoted in the topic
Lily: what the shit
Lily: HOLY BALLS
Lily: WHAT A GUY
Taeshi: YES
Taeshi: "HE TRICKED ME" that's the gold quote
Taeshi: seriously put that on a freaken refrigerator
Taeshi: he is the poor victim in this scenario
Lily: that is
Lily: just
Lily: so
Lily: awful
Taeshi: Did you see his post to Susan on the next page?
Lily: looking now
Lily: AHHHHHHH
Lily: GENDER IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT AND PEOPLE ARE FUCKING IDIOTS
Lily: WHY ARE THEY SUPPORTING HIM
Taeshi: Who is supporting him? I think Starwatcher is the only idiot who thinks that "rejecting" means clear-cut hatred.
Lily: three of them are like "i think you're all overreacting and being mean to migrant!!"
Taeshi: Oh yeah, those are just avoidant idiots.
Taeshi: "Stop fighting guys!!!"
Taeshi: they're idiots.
Lily: geeeez
Taeshi: A part of me wants to argue more, but I don't really have the words to express how completely moronic they are and how laughable it is that Migrant is all "i'm not homophobic/transphobic!" yet if he sees "a penis" then it HAS to be male
Lily: when was that all posted
Taeshi: Very recently!
Lily: yeeeesh
Taeshi: The quote was posted 17th of February
Lily: it basically breaks down to
Lily: calling a person who dresses and addresses themselves as a woman a "man" because of their genitals isn't respecting that they are actually a woman
Taeshi: and then saying he was tricked aaaahahahahahaaa
Lily: and that if a penis and an adams apple repulses them so much they are LITERALLY a child
Taeshi: "I don't know. i just said "hey sorry" and walked away... I freaked out internally, but i'm not about to mistreat the guy, even though the bastard tricked me. "
Taeshi: seriously this quote
Taeshi: "the bastard tricked me"
Taeshi: it's like ten levels of wrong
Lily: AUGHHH
Lily: the fact that society has conditioned us to assume everyone fits in to an exact specified norm does not excuse when we make mistakes because of it
Lily: and no one fucking goes out to TRICK people
Lily: maybe she thought migrant wasn't a fucking dickshitter and HE tricked HER
Taeshi: yeah i know, i think the poor woman dodged a bullet at the end of the day.
Taeshi: spending more time with migrant

22:08 <Starwatcher> ace, I mean anyone who is a female in any context.
22:09 Starwatcher bangs the females
22:09 <Doublet> uguu
22:09 <wacko> the Starwatchers are always stellar

01:37 < FangProwlerWork> Lvl50 starwatcher is now your new owner
01:38 < Lvl50Fighter> Yes masa
01:38 < FangProwlerWork> im not mesa anymore
01:38 < Lvl50Fighter> Masa I need sleep to work in the morn, I will plow the
cotten fields lata
01:38 < Starwatcher> I release you. you are your own masa.
01:39 < Lvl50Fighter> I ain't got the learning to be my own masa
01:39 * Starwatcher hands 3000 dollars. go to school
01:39 < Lvl50Fighter> ....alright this was fun, but bedtime for me...by masa's
01:39 < Starwatcher> night
01:39 * Lvl50Fighter takes the money and buys drugs
01:39 < Starwatcher> hehhahahahaha
01:39 < Lvl50Fighter> muahahahaha suck it

20:48 BotonWiggles Cold, plastic tubes being shoved up my lower insetines
20:48 BotonWiggles It's just the best
20:48 johnny_hurricane you horny bastard
20:48 Shotgun_wizard Heterosexual!

4:15pm <SuitCase> (Japanese Keio Flying Squadron game) look what i found
4:15pm <SuitCase> more stuff to buy, geez
4:16pm <SpaceMouse> suit what is it like being an otaku....
4:16pm <SuitCase> sugoi

<Susan> well whatever i don't like pixel and i hope lisaa is ok
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<Esa94> Ubertoast: viscous or vicious?
<Ubertoast> both
<Susan> he's A CANDT COVERED BEAR
<Ubertoast> Slippery bastards always stab you in the bacl
<Karo> well yeah Pixel is an asswipe I'm surprised she'd put up with him this long.
* Lisaa has quit ()
<Ubertoast> Whoops.
<Taeshi> WAY TO GO GUYS

<UberLaptop> http://i.imgur.com/5Q7gE.jpg
<UberLaptop> This
<UberLaptop> Is a machine
<UberLaptop> That digests food
<UberLaptop> And produces poop
<Husky> Oh..
<Husky> Oh god
<Cricket> BEST SCIENTIFIC ACHIEVEMENT EVER
<Husky> Why..i don't even...

<jameshogg> 'i hate you. you look UGLY' '...lock him up! he's too much of an ass!' *clink*
<jameshogg> what is this, 1984?
<Cricket> ...
<Cricket> kindof a stretch there, james
<Credence> Hahaha
<Credence> oh wow
<Credence> That's a good thing to go to bed on
<Cricket> agreed
<Credence> zooooom

<wacko> with people I tend to be submissive, with objects I am free to be somewhat more violent
<Starwatcher> hehe
<Radial> so
<Radial> you're into inanimate bdsm
<wacko> oh yeah, I totally spank doors whenever they barge into me

<GreyAfterMath> ^^
<Snore> who are you
<GreyAfterMath> im Grey Aftermath
<GreyAfterMath> =P
<Snore> great answer smartass
<GreyAfterMath> thanks
<GreyAfterMath> n.n

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<CatGurl> Heey
<Cricket> aw hell no
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<Snore> oh man I just realized Rick Astley's ginger
<Snore> I can connect to him so much more now

6:50pm <snoxths> when I drink your pee I want it to be fresh from the fanny which mean shove it 10 cm away how u do

<Rukral> Ahahahah
<Rukral> It's true
<Rukral> I am the worst one

I have been waiting a long time to read these words. Acceptance is the first step.

NOTE:
CLEANED THE SHIT OUT OF THIS THREAD
GOT RID OF OFFTOPIC/ PARTICULARLY UNFUNNY BULLSHIT/ POSTS WITHOUT QUOTES
CONTINUE ON

<OmoMeowth> I kinda fucked a tree once
<OmoMeowth> I guess you could call it that
<OmoMeowth> I pretended to lick and caress it; it was basically making love with a fat chick

[01:26] <%Radial> when Daisy develops
[01:26] <%Radial> she's not going to get larger chests
[01:27] <%Radial> the rest of her body will get larger
[01:27] <OmoMeowth> what perverse sexual pleasure do you get out of crushing my dreams, Radial?
[01:27] <%Radial> every.
[01:28] <Ace423> his penis quakes in pure ecstasy at the sound of your tears

I will never forget you, Ace.

I just read the last ten quotes posted to this thread and they're fucking terrible. I thought you cleaned this up, Snooths?

what did fun ever do to you?

I know funny quotes. Funny quotes are a good friend of mine.

Quote

I think it goes without saying that this is, by the far, the funniest thing I have read in my entire life. Literally, I will never laugh again, because this just set the bar so high. In fact, to prove how funny this is (as if it needs proof!), I'm gonna go kill myself, because I already know in life, I have reached the pinnacle.

Congratulations, SuitCase. You have ended my life with your side-splitting slapstick rivaled not by comedic icons Chappelle or C.K, nor by the classics such as Python. This Luckett person... A comedic genius? No, I think rather: a God.

But wait, there is more:

Quote

This, I think, speaks for itself. Never before have I seen such masterful build up, nor have I seen such eloquent execution. My heart beats hilarity and deep satisfaction from this quote I assume was a joke of some kind. I mean, the typo "spreadshirt" seems to come out of nowhere, and it is only a few lines later that one realizes that isn't even the hilarious part.

Actually, before I end my own life with pure satisfaction, I wish to share some of it with the world, although your hilarious quotes may render my efforts superfluous. I have written a poem to celebrate this magnificence:


Trees, dirt, heaven, and sky;
look on with jealously;
embodiment of gold;

they see holy words spread
on the canvas of life;
celestial beauty;

such life, breathed in, to this
world, I have never seen;
I wish to touch the heart;

Luckett has set the bar;
out of reach of the sky;
in jealously it cries;

jmms, synonymous with
eloquence, his words beg,
bringing love to this life.

This post has been edited by Meowth: 28 March 2012 - 08:07 AM

wow

shit poem

i would like to, on the behalf of everyone, officially thank SuitCase for getting us finally rid of Meowth

@ suitcase
i agree i mean i think about 5-10% of this thread is even remotely amusing but i only deleted the particularly terrible quotes (which was more than half the topic if you noticed!!!! how dare u question my moderation abilities bithc) if i were to fully clean this thread up to my standards there would be less than a page of content. if some quote in particular actively galls you, feel free to delete it
but really tho idk i mean its not a big deal if people wanna continue to laugh at sex funnies or w/e. this is just amusing quotes as determined by the community and sometimes the community thinks dumb shit is funny i guess. unless i activity dislike or feel negatively about it, ill let it stay even if i dont think its funny.
also while meowths shit is exaggerated and imo he doesnt really have any grounds to say what is really funny and what isnt (a bunch of quotes in this thread are posted by people that think that him bringing attention to his pee fetish or whatever is hilarious), your quote page is mostly shit from like #lemonade or #sonicluvrsRus or whatever/ shit about you and tae pwning n00bs/ just shit you agree with and i mean thats like a personal page while this is a community page and idk i guess i have sort of come to terms with the fact that this community has a relatively shit sense of humor and doesnt get a joke unless its force fed to them or about naughty taboo no-no things

also keeping this little exchange between yall its amusing BUT FROM NOW ON FIT QUOTES IN YOUR POSTS FUCK U

IN OTHER NEWS THIS TOPIC NO LONGER HAS A CATEGORY (GENERAL/ QUESTION/ GAMES) MAKING IT THE FIRST TOPIC TO TRANSCEND ALL DEFINITION
I AM MAGIC

[09:20] <@SuitCase> which company makes the best blu ray media
[09:20] <@SuitCase> taiyo yuden or tdk or sony.
[09:21] <Jeff-In-Aus> The one that does
[09:21] <Jeff-In-Aus> I'm. . . I'm not really up on my manufacturers
[09:21] <@Spacey> suit which dick tastes better, apple's or sony's
[09:21] <Jeff-In-Aus> Probably sony though
[09:22] <@SuitCase> Spacey: apple's. sony does more stuff that's harder to defend
[09:22] <Jeff-In-Aus> Well, apple, of course. It has a flavor
[09:22] <@SuitCase> this new blu ray thing is a pioneer. i think i will just suck the dick of anything japanese tbh

<FangWork> gayniss will always follow you
<FangWork> to the end of the earth
<Radial> don't be a stalker fang
<FangWork> i will

<DLancer> Abbey saw his mom's grave, which means we will be having two more weeks of drama.

[21:19] <OmoMeowth> They made firefox liberating
[21:19] <OmoMeowth> Like walking around naked
[21:19] <OmoMeowth> But now, I feel like a cheap whore

10:04pm <Spacey|work> snooths what is it like being a hipster
10:04pm Spacey|work is now known as SpaceMouse.
10:05pm <snoxths> [10:04pm] Spacey|work: snooths what is it like being a hipster
10:05pm <snoxths> whats it like being a nerd
10:06pm <SpaceMouse> pretty great
10:07pm <snoxths> hows your sonic shrine
10:07pm <SpaceMouse> neglected
10:07pm <snoxths> never give up faith

snooths vs spacemouse redux

10:12pm <Spacey|work> "All Space Mice Can Do is Disappoint", a book for children 5 and up
10:12pm Spacey|work is now known as SpaceMouse.
10:13pm <snoxths> all spacemice can do is whine about how they disappoint, seeking affirmation that they dont disappoint

* falconboy99 sighs
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22:49 <wacko> oh, it's *that* guy

Does this joke ever get old?

<Spacey> i was wondering when you were going to start accepting money to draw furry fetish art
<Spacey> you could live in luxury snoot...
<Spacey> the furry porn trade....
<snoofs> i am no shmorky
<Spacey> you could be........
<Spacey> think about the money snooths
<Spacey> you could make flash animations
<Spacey> and be paid for it
<snoofs> spacemouse you dated a furry right you essentially fucked a dog
<snoofs>can't come back from that huh yeah that's what i thought
<Spacey> sorry was signing a form
<Spacey> cat actually
<Spacey> snooths i'm not gonna lie this is just a big plan for you to draw my fursona :3
<snoofs> my b you fucked a cat
<snoofs> proof: you own a cat
<snoofs> therefore you fucked one case closed snooths - 1493.2 spacemouse - gay
<Spacey>proof: snooths owns a dog
<Spacey> therefore you fucked a dog one case closed spacemouse - 18 trillion snooths - sucks
<snoofs> yeh but i didn't date a furry
<Spacey>you should ask her
<Spacey> she's a moose
<Spacey> femsnooths
<snoofs> or go to anthro-con 2009
<Spacey> were you in the purple rainbow wolf suit or the pink rainbow wolf suit


Some other stuff happened, then this gem.


<Spacey> snooths is an animal
<Spacey> the wild snooths running across the rolling plains, furiously sodomizing each other as they go
<Spacey> they create a chain for protection of the herd