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i i won that fight this is bullshit i will give it to spacemouse tho cuz i win everthing else too and i feel sorta bad its kinda pathetic

snooths X SpaceMouse OTP.

I feel the love.

00:56 --- Peturd is back
00:56 <Peturd> I just saw my older brother naked in the dining room
00:56 <Peturd> *shudder*
00:56 <@SuitCase> did you suck him off

Oh that Cricket! What a guy!

20:44 Cricket what the fck is an STI
20:45 Rukral Sexually transmitted infection
20:45 Rukral Since that's what they actually are
20:45 Rukral Not diseases
20:48 Xavier_Ace But std is cooler
20:48 Xavier_Ace Also I like the theory that std's are mind altering
20:49 Xavier_Ace Since those with std's are more likely to seek out more sexual partners
20:50 Cricket yeah, I grew up with STD's so it's not easy to get used to STI's
20:50 Cricket wait, no, that came out wrong
20:51 Cricket I didn't grow up with STD's
20:51 Rukral Hahaha
20:51 Xavier_Ace Hahaha

<Frustrated_Writer> Sweet lord have mercy http://24.media.tumb...kpphbo1_500.jpg
<Cricket> i remember that
<Cricket> that was weird
<Aika> gross
<Frustrated_Writer> I don't mind the raiboy dash all thrashed
<Frustrated_Writer> Don't mind the other girl
<Frustrated_Writer> Don't mind the place
<Frustrated_Writer> but oh god that kid
<Frustrated_Writer> And it's wearing a Sonic shirt

<SpaceMouse>: i have also never used the jasmine one
<SpaceMouse>: i was always worried it'd break
<SpaceMouse>: since jasmine is fragile and breakable and her relationship with paulo could shatter at any moment

<snoxths>: seppucrow
<Lani>: YouTube An In-Depth Analysis of Gamer Humor
<Seppucrow>: the girlfriend he will never have
<snoxths>: look at this video i made
<Seppucrow>: snooths i'll watch it with my girlfriend when i visit her
<snoxths>: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND YOU GUYS
<SpaceMouse>: [23:32] <Seppucrow> snooths i'll watch it with my girlfriend when i visit her
<Seppucrow>: guys
<Seppucrow>: im
<snoxths>: MY GIRLFRIEND YOU GUYS
<snoxths>: GIRLFRIEND
<Seppucrow>: im not trying to show off ok
<SpaceMouse>: they met online
<snoxths>: sorry couldnt hear you over the woman on my penis who is moaning in pleasure at my large penis shes on top of

[09:54] <@SpaceMouse> what's it like only drinking green teas
[09:54] <@SpaceMouse> i've told you, i think white teas are delicious
[09:56] <@SuitCase> more like shit teas
[09:56] <@SuitCase> i have discovered a terrible thing about green teas though
[09:56] <@SpaceMouse> SuitCase: they're shit?
[09:56] <@SuitCase> you can't really brew them more than once unless they're the jasmine ones
[09:56] <@SuitCase> then they go to shit.
[09:56] <@SuitCase> they either taste like nothing or taste weird
[09:56] <@SpaceMouse> they taste like iron?
[09:57] <@SpaceMouse> like someone just dissolved an iron in some hot water and gave it to you to drink?
[10:01] <@SuitCase> you're an idiot
[10:01] <@SuitCase> go obsess over fizzy lemon drinks nobody cares about except you
[10:01] <@SpaceMouse> did i hit a soft spot
[10:02] <@SpaceMouse> i'm sorry suitcase i thought you could take some playful ribbing
[10:02] <@SpaceMouse> i'll try to be more sensitive about your needs from now on
[10:02] <Rukral> Fight fight fight!
[10:03] <snoxths> suit is basically a humorless husk of a human being with green tea where his soul should be
[10:03] <Toastyjester> and a mac where his heart is

This post has been edited by SpaceMouse: 23 August 2012 - 02:19 PM

01:48am <MrPantsu> Yeah. Baby when not ready = terrifying
01:49am <OmoMeowth> That is why I plan on staying a virgin forever
01:49am <OmoMeowth> Like TD
01:49am <OmoMeowth> He is my role model

[16:58] <KiraDood5> Hey, Omo, you know Frank Sinatra?
[16:58] <Neomania> All the canon
[16:58] <OmoMeowth> Fuck yes I know Sinatra
[16:58] <OmoMeowth> I have one of this songs on my BCB profile
[16:58] <Neomania> Frank Sinatra is amazing
[16:58] <KiraDood5> He's preforming at my town this Sunday.
[16:58] <OmoMeowth> ...
[16:59] <Neomania> :|
[16:59] <OmoMeowth> Tell him I said hi
[16:59] <KiraDood5> oh wait hes dead
[16:59] <Neomania> Yeaaaaaah that might be a problem
[16:59] <KiraDood5> im an idiot its one of those people dressed as him
[16:59] <KiraDood5> im an idiot
[16:59] <OmoMeowth> loool
[16:59] <KiraDood5> *jumps off cliff*
[16:59] * Neomania shoots Kira anyways

[17:04] <OmoMeowth> yeah okay radialmouse

This post has been edited by SpaceMouse: 31 August 2012 - 09:04 PM

[12:30:07] <akacatgirl> http://spacemousey.t...-url-with-bitch
[12:30:13] <akacatgirl> spacebitchy
[12:30:18] <Cricket> you're being really stupid Suit. you can be more creative than that.
[12:30:25] <@Taeshi> Bitchmouse
[12:30:26] <@SpaceMouse> did you like that aka
[12:30:28] <LackLuster> "This is LackLuster and this is how I bitch"
[12:30:30] <@SpaceMouse> bitchmousey, tae
[12:30:41] <akacatgirl> I found it amusing
[12:30:58] <@Taeshi> Space is bitch
[12:31:03] <@Taeshi> Bitch is cold
[12:31:04] <LackLuster> "Somewhere in Bitch Space"
[12:31:13] <Cricket> <@Taeshi> Bitch is cold
[12:31:17] <@Taeshi> Bitch in deep space
[12:31:18] <Cricket> you just descrived Space's ex.
[12:31:25] <Radial> Deep Space
[12:31:26] <Cricket> <@Taeshi> Bitch in deep space
[12:31:31] <Cricket> where space should send his ex
[12:31:40] <Radial> getting fucked in the ass?
[12:31:59] <@SpaceMouse> [22:31] <LackLuster> "Somewhere in Bitch Space" i like this one a lot
[12:32:12] <@SuitCase> more weak sauce
[12:32:22] <LackLuster> ThisBitchLackLuster, BitchIsLackLuster, ThisIsBitch'in,
[12:32:26] <@SpaceMouse> the dark corridors of bitch space
[12:32:27] <@SuitCase> this game worked better on 4chan 7 years ago with a more confronting word
[12:32:42] <akacatgirl> BitchCase
[12:32:48] <LackLuster> how appropriate.
[12:33:00] <@Taeshi> Hahahahahhahaha
[12:33:05] <@Taeshi> And how

<Fang-work>: boton you draw and you draw now
<BotonWiggles>: suck my dick
<Fang-work>: ok
<BotonWiggles>: well then
<Fang-work>: but you have to buy me dinner first
<BotonWiggles>: This went better than planed
<BotonWiggles>: planned*
<BotonWiggles>: Well fang
<Fang-work>: hmmm?
<BotonWiggles>: What if I just put some spaghetti sauce on my dick?
<BotonWiggles>: maybe lather balls in some warm butter, but it between two buns
<BotonWiggles>: Dinner and fun
<BotonWiggles>: all in one
<Fang-work>: If you want to keep your penis i wouldn't
<Fang-work>: nom nom nom >
<BotonWiggles>: hawt



<BotonWiggles>: Ace423: yeah irc quote thread has kind of become 'super witty comments only'
<BotonWiggles>: Ace I say go for it I'll take the fall

[11:42] <@Taeshi> luckyyy
[11:42] <Gnukko> and space won
[11:42] <@Taeshi> that should brighten up his day a bit
[11:43] <Gnukko> what happened?
[11:43] <@Taeshi> his cat is getting surgery and his grandmother is dying and geico made him unable to vote in the elections and he didn't realise an assignment was due today
[11:44] <Gnukko> wow
[11:44] <Gnukko> i knew about two out of four but wow

[23:24] <Ace423> But yeah RC I remember this one time we had just removed the uterus of a 8 month pregnant shitzu and had a squirming pouch of incest babies
[23:24] <Ace423> and this other tech and I were all, "Doctor, Doctor! Can we cut it open?"
[23:24] <Ace423> and she rolled her eyes and was like, "I dunno...."
[23:25] <Ace423> and we gave big puppy dog eyes and she was like, "okay fine"
[23:25] <Ace423> and so we got all prepped to do so and then
[23:25] <Ace423> AND THEN
[23:25] <Ace423> SOME ASSHOLE DECIDED TO LOAD A ROOM RIGHT IN FRONT OF WHERE WE WERE GOING TO DO THIS
[23:25] <Ace423> so we had to just chunk it in the trashcan

[23:26] <Ace423> I tell you the coolest thing
[23:26] <Ace423> was to watch the uterus move
[23:26] <Ace423> and then just... slowly move less and less
[23:26] <Ace423> and then
[23:26] <Ace423> and then
[23:26] <Ace423> it was motionless

This post has been edited by Meowth: 07 September 2012 - 12:51 AM

[23:45] <Susan> please don't tell me that's my real life friend
[23:45] <Susan> i showed her bcb once
[23:45] <@SpaceMouse> oh boy oh boy
[23:45] <Radial> hahahaha
[23:45] <Susan> she's a potterhead
[23:45] <Radial> oh boy
[23:45] <Susan> and her skype name is jen jellybean
[23:45] <Susan> please god no
[23:45] <Radial> regulith 2.0
[23:45] <@SpaceMouse> i smell goooosssssiiiipppp
[23:45] <@SpaceMouse> spill it, susan-chan
[23:45] <@Taeshi> kawaii
[23:46] <Susan> u
[23:46] <Susan> h
[23:46] <Susan> well basically
[23:46] <Susan> this girl is my ex girlfriend
[23:46] <@SpaceMouse>
[23:46] <@Taeshi> oh baby
[23:46] <Radial> <Radial> regulith 2.0
[23:46] <Radial> called it
[23:46] <OmoMeowth> Wow
[23:46] <Susan> from before the identity crisis
[23:46] <Susan> the kind of girl who like
[23:46] <Susan> blocked me in her bedroom at a party
[23:46] <Susan> to try and make me kiss her
[23:47] <Susan> and then her aunt walked in
[23:47] <@SpaceMouse> did you hold hands
[23:47] <@Taeshi> ohhhhh i remember that story
[23:47] <Susan> and i was behind the door
[23:47] <Susan> and it lookedl ike iwas hiding
[23:47] <Susan> awkward
[23:47] <OmoMeowth> a day in the life
[23:47] <@SpaceMouse> susan's awkward puberty marches on

[23:47] <@Taeshi> So are you guys still on good terms or something? Or is it just a bit weird?
[23:48] <Susan> we are
[23:48] <Susan> we're like girlfriends now
[23:48] <Susan> tells me how she's sucked dick
[23:48] <@Taeshi> Aww~
[23:48] <OmoMeowth> bonding
[23:48] <Susan> and had some guy finger her
[23:48] <Susan> and i'm like
[23:48] <@SpaceMouse> how romantic
[23:48] <Susan> 'why are you telling me this'
[23:49] <Radial> poor susan
[23:49] <@Taeshi> girl goss
[23:49] <Radial> trying to be all conservative
[23:49] <OmoMeowth> Have you ever asked her to describe her period?
[23:49] <Radial> hahaha
[23:49] <Radial> wow meowth
[23:49] <Radial> wow
[23:49] <@SpaceMouse> meowth reveals another fetish of his
[23:49] <@SpaceMouse> "has she ever tried to hold it in"
[23:49] <Radial> her period?
[23:50] <@SpaceMouse> period omorashi
[23:50] <Susan> she's told me aobut her period multiple times
[23:50] <Susan> and is like
[23:50] <Susan> 'be happy you'll never have one'
[23:50] <@Taeshi> period omorashi is the worst
[23:50] <@Taeshi> your bladder can't deal with it
[23:50] <Radial> blood dripping down your knees
[23:50] <Radial> spread by the stream of piss
[23:50] <@SpaceMouse> how embarassing
[23:50] <OmoMeowth> you people ruin my life

<OmoMeowth> why are furries always so beautiful

[09:41] <JuniorBoomer> i'm pretty hyped for this stream
[09:41] <@Taeshi> hahahahahahah boomer
[09:41] <@Taeshi> you just want to see more uncensored sex

[01:27] <@SuitCase> so i call fw out on having a retarded kneejerk reaction to the apple letter that's distant from the truth and he refers to weird hearsay from a misinformed nerd friend and invents some story about revenue share because he "works closely with google". i feel like i'm a 12 year old at school arguing with a lying dumbass whose uncle works for X and he can't tell me any more but he has proof that i'm wrong.
[01:27] <@SuitCase> i am not entirely surprised.
[01:28] <Husky> And i feel like i'm talking with a 25 year old who thinks that superman is real, not surprised either

<@SpaceMouse> https://s3.amazonaws...nckfo1_1280.jpg look it's lackluster
<LackLuster> I'm guessing Space is assuming I'm the big black guy in that photo.
<Radial> no that would assume you'd have a large penis

[23:43] <Maverik> Oh I'm sorry. I wasn't aware that a conversation was still valid as long as you stay within the broadest defenition of the topic. How about we have a conversation about My Little Pony and I'll tell you all about Ed, Edd and Eddy
[23:43] <Maverik> It's all animation after all
[23:44] <DLancer> I am sorry you misinterpreted what I said and started this all.
[23:44] <+Radial> perhaps you should explain better
[23:45] <DLancer> here are limitations? All you are doing is using a keyboard/mouse remotely.
[23:45] <DLancer> Is that hard to understand?
[23:45] <Maverik> I said, more or less, "Ha, this guy used a few nifty mac features remotely to recover his PC and screw with the theif" and you've basically said "So? It's remote computing. I wish we didn't have to use tablets."
[23:45] <+Radial> you're basicly using keyboard/mouse to use your computer
[23:45] <DLancer> I segued into a relevant topic.
[23:46] <Maverik> You veered the conversation violently into the oncomming lane and crashed it into a semi

<Shotgun_wizard>: phones with privilege checker

<ToastyJ>: I will now perform IRC Theater
<ToastyJ>: Recess_Puffs: Blah
<ToastyJ>: JuniorBoomer: hey buddy
<ToastyJ>: Spacemouse: Space shit
<ToastyJ>: This has been my performance of IRC Theater
<SpaceMouse>: it's like JuniorBoomer is still alive and with us today
<ToastyJ>: ty
SpaceMouse applause
<ToastyJ>: alright im done

<Recess_Puffs> Well, that's why she has a Formspring. All I ask are the retarded questions. Like this.
<Recess_Puffs> You should draw yourself into one of the comics, somehow... Extinct. WE ARE THEIR DINOSAURS. JUSTIN BIEBER HAS KILLED US ALL!!! Is this helping?
* Cricket has joined #bcb
<Cricket> hi
<Recess_Puffs> This is why I'm smart.

[00:24] <Recess_Puffs> Sorry.
[00:24] <Recess_Puffs> You just called me retarded.
[00:25] <@SpaceMouse> i never called you anything
[00:25] <@SpaceMouse> i've called Boton a dog rapist
[00:25] <@SpaceMouse> see watch
[00:25] <@SpaceMouse> Boton you're a dog rapist
[00:25] <Boton> You see though
[00:25] <Boton> calling me a dog rapist is a little bit true
[00:25] <Boton> I did rape a stuffed animal once
[00:25] <@SpaceMouse> and that's why i call you a dog rapist
[00:25] <Boton> there is evidence
[00:26] <LackLuster> Boton the Plushophile

context: who would win in a fight, Donatello's David or Michelangelo's David?

<Gnukko> http://upload.wikime...1000px_wide.jpg http://upload.wikime...chelangelo2.jpg
<Gnukko> now
<Gnukko> if we talk about butts
<Gnukko> i think donatello's might win
<Gnukko> just look at that bronze butt

[21:04] * Cricket is now known as tumblr

[21:06] * Joins: Stimor (~Stimor@Rizon-4436308E.bb.dnainternet.fi)
[21:10] <Stimor> whats new
[21:12] <Maverik> Daisie's vibrator
[21:12] <Maverik> Because she broke the old one
[21:12] * Parts: Stimor (~Stimor@Rizon-4436308E.bb.dnainternet.fi)
[21:12] <Maverik> Ahahahahaha
[21:12] * Joins: Stimor (~Stimor@Rizon-4436308E.bb.dnainternet.fi)
[21:12] <Stimor> SHES A LADY
[21:12] * Parts: Stimor (~Stimor@Rizon-4436308E.bb.dnainternet.fi)
[21:12] <Maverik> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
[21:12] <Maverik> Oh man
[21:12] <Maverik> That was too funny
[21:12] <Radial> i...
[21:12] <Radial> what

[02:55] <RCus_> I want to just start collecting everyone's penises
[02:55] <RCus_> I'll display them
[02:56] <RCus_> on a wall

There has been some pretty awful shit on the IRC tonight, but this pushed it to the next level.

[04:09am] ToastyJ: look space just cuz ur addicted to opium dont mean shit to me I mean the chinese were addicted to opium they got over it

<OmoMeowth>: ironic judgement is a dish
<OmoMeowth>: best served dog

[11:23] <Radial> I have not eaten anything all day .-.
[11:24] <MisterDean> Well there's an easy solution for that
[11:24] <Radial> gonna go to sleep
[11:24] <Radial> zzz

Radial teaches us all a lesson about thinking outside the box.

This post has been edited by Meowth: 09 November 2012 - 04:29 PM

<snoxths> ACT 7 SCENE 14 - THE FINAL TASK
<snoxths> General: "Angry Video Game Nerd, there's only one way to save us now. You must review E.T. on the Atari 2600."
<snoxths> Angry Video Game Nerd: "Aw, shitfuck! Ballsacks on a horse! Ding dong the fiddlestick shitmongling centipede faggot shtick penises tengo grande nigger!"

08:14am LpSamuelm joined the chat room.
08:14am <LpSamuelm> Oh.
08:14am LpSamuelm left the chat room. (Not being in here anymore :I)
08:14am <Aglet> ...?
08:14am <Eggie> ...?
08:14am Hamshi left the chat room. (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
08:14am <Eggie> ...
08:14am <Eggie> ...?mind
08:14am * Aglet blinks around curiously
08:15am <Eggie> What's HIS problem?
08:15am <Aglet> did I offend Lp by being quiet?
08:15am <Eggie> Nah, he probably has a grudge against this chat or the people in it.
08:16am <Aglet> ...?
08:16am <Aglet> Glad it was announced o.0

whuh

<Stimor> i am shit

<Ace423> I'm sorry I was away, what was this about Jasmine

[22:20] * Joins: Stimor (~Stimor@Rizon-CEFCDEEF.bb.dnainternet.fi)
[22:20] <@Lani> Hey Stimor did you know Daisy is a total slut?
[22:20] <Stimor> for gods sake
[22:20] * Quits: Stimor (~Stimor@Rizon-CEFCDEEF.bb.dnainternet.fi)
[22:20] <Maverik> Ahahahaha
[22:20] <Rukral> Pfft
[22:20] <Jacob83> Hahaha
[22:20] <Maverik> Oh god that's amazing
[22:20] <Rukral> That made my day and it's onl 7:30 am

[14:53] <Rukral> I'm a terrible friend and person

<Stimor>: daisy is a whore

[00:00] <@Taeshi> how he's dating daisy and in the comic it turns out THERE'S AN EVIL DAISY AND SHE KIDNAPPED THE REAL DAISY AND TOOK HER PLACE AND STABS MIKE IN THE STOMACH
[00:00] <@Taeshi> and then when mike rescues the real daisy
[00:00] <@Taeshi> it turns out she is cheating on him with paulo
[00:00] <@Taeshi> WELP MIKE
[00:01] <@Taeshi> so when mike rescues daisy he's like LET'S GO BACK TO NORMAL
[00:01] <@Taeshi> and she's like sorry i have a boner for this guy now SOZ
[00:01] <@Taeshi> and mike is like mad upset

<Lani> Daisy? What a harlot: [REDACTED]
<Stimor> the harlotest
<Maverik> He finally admits it
<Stimor> yeah the joke went far enough
<Radial> let it be known
<Radial> that stimor believes daisy is a harlot
<Radial> you sicken me stimor.

This post has been edited by Radial: 29 November 2012 - 11:56 AM

[21:52] <Maverik> Stimor: The only man who would argue with the walkthrough
[21:53] <Radial> haha maverik
[21:53] <Stimor> well its true

<ToastyJ> suit I think u need to take a dosage of chiopazineohydral
<ToastyJ> also known as
<ToastyJ> a chill pill
<ToastyJ> qBo)
<Recess_Puffs> Is he wearing a clown nose?
<snoxths> leave

[21:51] <Radial> confirmed.
[21:51] <Shotgun_wizard> dragon strapons
[21:51] <Radial> dragon dildos
[21:51] <Recess_Puffs> Wish I had Lani say Sick Burns...
[21:51] <Radial> by baddragon
[21:51] <Radial> larger than a coke can
[21:51] <@SpaceMouse> all the way to the balls mikie
[21:52] <Odemon> thicker than a quarterback's leg
[21:52] <Recess_Puffs> Mine is 3 inches long

MODERATOR NOTE:
STOP QUOTING RECESS PUFFS AND ENCOURAGING HIS IDIOCY
-snooths

3:55pm <SuitCase> https://twitter.com/...536846686560256
3:57pm <ToastyJ> THOSE FEELS
3:58pm <Sabator> ppl who say feels should get punched in the mouth
3:58pm <Sabator> so i can ask them how it feels

[16:50] <Gnuk> it's ok
[16:50] <Gnuk> we all know that after samurai jack
[16:50] <Gnuk> the rest is shit
[16:50] <Gnuk> nothing can top that show
[16:50] <Gnuk> ever
[16:50] <OmoMeowth> ha ha ha
[16:50] <InsanityStreak> never iked SJ myself
[16:51] <OmoMeowth> Sorry mang, Pokermans seasons 1-3 were the pinnicle of reality for me
[16:51] <InsanityStreak> liked*
[16:51] <Gnuk> get out
[16:51] <Gnuk> both of you
[16:51] <Fang-phone> zoids was awaome befor fuzors shit
[16:52] <OmoMeowth> Gnuk, don't make me start using green text to narrate this situation
[16:52] <OmoMeowth> Early Pokemon > SJ
[16:52] <Gnuk> i'm colour blind so it will really not matter
[16:52] <Gnuk> also i know you are biased
[16:53] <ToastyJ> Ye Olde Cartoones circa 1897 > Early Pokemon
[16:53] <OmoMeowth> You're either typing out a long explanation on how I'm bias, or you're going to make me ask you to explain
[16:54] <ToastyJ> you are biased because you have meowth in your name you furry
[16:54] <OmoMeowth> I'm like 40% I saw Pokemon before I had Meowth in my name
[16:54] <OmoMeowth> 40% sure*
[16:54] <ToastyJ> meanwhile everyone knows Gnukko is italian for Samurai_Lover69
[16:54] <ToastyJ> u both are biased
[16:55] <RedJack> what about Megas XLR?
[16:55] <Gnuk> no
[16:55] <Gnuk> it's clear you are biased because early pokemon is piss
[16:55] <ToastyJ> OOHOOHHHHHHH
[16:56] <ToastyJ> Hiyoooo!
[16:56] <OmoMeowth> I don't believe you
[16:56] <OmoMeowth> I do not believe this is your actual opinion
[16:56] <OmoMeowth> Because I'm choosing to still have faith in you as a human being
[16:56] <OmoMeowth> as a sentient creature capable of understanding
[16:56] <Gnuk> no
[16:56] <Gnuk> italian
[16:56] <Gnuk> sorry

0/10

Ace423: oh no
Ace423: you'll summon the snofs
Fang-phone: ill summon satin if I want to
OmoMeowth: oh no
OmoMeowth: snooths is far worse than any fine fabric

<Yakamaru>: Lol, I read "twitpic" as "twatpic"
<Yakamaru>: I gotta stop watching so much porn

<SpaceMouse> the furry... is us

This post has been edited by BotonWiggles: 06 December 2012 - 01:01 AM

<Sabator> I ENABLED A RAPIST: the sabator story

This post has been edited by SpaceMouse: 28 December 2012 - 08:13 PM