irc quote topic Topic ID: 1467
- 30 August 2011 - 06:06 PM
- 31 August 2011 - 10:12 PM
[11:56am] Snore: no
[11:56am] Snore: you can't leave
[11:56am] Snore: you have to stay
[11:56am] BIP-BAP-BAM: why
[11:56am] Snore: and have tea
[11:56am] BIP-BAP-BAM: im a grown man mom and ill do what i like
[11:56am] Snore: Don't you sass me young woman
[11:57am] BIP-BAP-BAM: uugh you always treat me like a child *slams door*
[11:57am] Snore: AND GET A LONGER SKIRT
[11:57am] Snore: Kids these days
[11:58am] wacko is now known as Bippy-away.
[11:58am] BIP-BAP-BAM: *opens door* By the way IM LESBIAN!!!
[11:58am] Bippy-away is now known as wacko.
[11:58am] Snore: AAUGH
[11:58am] • Snore faints
[11:58am] BIP-BAP-BAM: *runs and takes wallet* ill just borrow this
- 01 September 2011 - 04:01 AM
10:11 Spacey or as i'll refer to now as "a juniorboomer"
- 01 September 2011 - 02:14 PM
[12:42]<FW> All pants based requests are to go through the Office of the Authoritative Department of Fuck-Givery, with an official Request PA212 form signed in triplicate. A fuck may be given within as little as two to three decades.
- 04 September 2011 - 12:49 AM
<Pencil> draw me lesbian dick porn
- 06 September 2011 - 01:40 AM
<Chrispy> like really, this girl and her friends were the hottest girls I have seen in months
<Chrispy> and tey are five feet away infront of me
<Chrispy> playing with eachothers asses
<Chrispy> and what'
<Chrispy> like of all places to be a hot lesbian, you picked church?
- 11 September 2011 - 08:40 AM
<Ace423> I dunno what it says
<Ace423> but I don't really care
- 12 September 2011 - 03:37 AM
06:49 Taeshi he still has the first contraceptive packet i had ever
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- 12 September 2011 - 08:54 PM
<BIP> i took him to cadets last night and he walked away with ever single girls number in the cadets group
<BIP> he was being hit on by 5 girls all at once
<BIP> and there are 18 girls in the detachment
<Chrispy> is your brother gary oak?
<23:11> Hero_ Ha
<23:12> BIP ha ha
- 15 September 2011 - 06:19 AM
<SmashGenesis> to do well on my finals last year
<LackLuster> Smash. That is the most weeaboo thing I've ever heard.
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- 16 September 2011 - 01:14 AM
<Hamshi> Could a tail be used as a makeshift dildo?
- 16 September 2011 - 01:56 AM
13:55 Johnny_Hurricane yes
13:55 Cricket Rachel is a demon
13:55 Cricket a succubus
13:55 Cricket to be more exact
13:55 Cricket but she specializes in cat dicks
- 17 September 2011 - 05:56 PM
<Smash_Genesis> BECAUSE I'M ALREADY GOOING OUT WITH CHRIS
This post has been edited by Meowth: 19 September 2011 - 01:25 AM
- 19 September 2011 - 01:25 AM
- 25 September 2011 - 04:48 AM
And after a long confusing talk, I didn't know whether people wanted it deleted or not
This post has been edited by asdf: 25 September 2011 - 07:56 PM
- 25 September 2011 - 07:44 PM
[19:15] <SmashGenesis> Date ideas?
[19:16] <TheBellBoy> Movies.
[19:16] <@SuitCase_loves_Veronica> bible reading
[19:16] <Meowth|RyeTeen> Kill her
[19:16] <SmashGenesis> Can't suit
[19:16] <SmashGenesis> she's a scientoligist
[19:16] <Grass> HAHAHAHHAHA
[19:16] <Grass> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
- 27 September 2011 - 02:18 AM
8:51pm <Spacey> you just are gonna fall asleep
8:51pm <Spacey> you're gonna be drawing cats
8:51pm <Spacey> and then just
8:51pm <Spacey> zonk
8:51pm <Taeshi> the joke is that you buzzed me a while after I turned down the light and curled up to sleep
8:51pm <Taeshi> so you broke me out
8:52pm <Taeshi> THANKS
8:52pm <Spacey> hahaha
8:52pm <Rukral> Spoiler Taeshi
8:52pm <Spacey> it's your fault for checking it
8:52pm <Rukral> It was gonna be a nightmare
8:52pm <Taeshi> the laptop is literally by my side right now
8:52pm <Taeshi> yeah i've been having those :-[
8:52pm <Spacey> stop having nightmares
8:52pm <Spacey> or else
8:52pm <Taeshi> i had a dream two internet people who i don't talk to anymore were screaming at me through the internet and i was crying because i felt bad about changing
8:52pm <Taeshi> it was funny
8:52pm <Taeshi> like two days ago
8:53pm <Taeshi> they're such trivial dreams
8:53pm <Rukral> Taeshi at least it wasn't like my bad dream
8:53pm <Taeshi> hahahahah
8:53pm <Rukral> A vivid dream of my throat being slit
8:53pm <Rukral> I fucking felt it
8:53pm <Rukral> Even after I woke
8:53pm <Taeshi> AAAAFHKGHDFGK
8:53pm <ToastyJester> i dreamed that i slit rukrals throat
- 27 September 2011 - 08:55 PM
21:44 <Zhefyr> There was a tickling sensation on my face.
21:45 <Zhefyr> I have no idea, it LOOKED like a hobo
- 29 September 2011 - 09:12 AM
<Cricket> Pineapple iPad
<%Radial> kaxbe does it come with a yoyo
<UberIgnoringClass> yo dawg we herd you like apples so we shaped an apple like an apple so you can be suitcase
<%Radial> oh wait
<%Radial> ring ring ring ring ring ring
<BotonWiggles> I'll buy 4
- 29 September 2011 - 03:32 PM
<Bread> bye karface
<UberLaptop> See you in a bitch Karo
<UberLaptop> ... what
<BIP> bye Karo
<Karo> fuck you uber.
<Shotgun_wizard> oh wow
- 29 September 2011 - 07:19 PM
5:10pm <ToastyJester> Oh I got the answers from Ace
5:12pm <ToastyJester> He says, "Euthanasol is the usual product although we now use euthanasia solution. We put a catheter in usually and use propofol to put them in a light sleep, then inject the solution and their heart stops. Although sometimes we have to inject it in the heart and that is just awful cause they just look at you"
5:12pm <akacatgirl> This wasn't a text back about the conversation we had with killing Texas, right?
5:12pm <akacatgirl> *about
5:13pm <ToastyJester> Nah Cat this is what Taeshi asked me to ask Ace
5:13pm <ToastyJester> Though I am telling him about your whole ball condition
5:13pm <Taeshi> Hahahahahahaha they just look at you
5:13pm <akacatgirl> ah okay
5:13pm <akacatgirl> hahahaha
5:14pm <Taeshi> Okay, thanks for that. I guess that wasn't the drug the people were talking about in the speech.
5:14pm <ToastyJester> He had an ellipsis at the end but I didn't want to have to type that
5:14pm <ToastyJester> It was
5:14pm <Infinity> ...
5:14pm <ToastyJester> TOO SAD
Toasty has a heart.
- 02 October 2011 - 05:15 PM
[22:06] <OmoMeowth> I have a story to tell you all
[22:06] <Frenchy> yay,story
[22:06] <Johnny_Hurricane> yay, storytime!
[22:06] <ToastyJester> omorashi
[22:06] <OmoMeowth> So I'm-
[22:06] <OmoMeowth> Mother
[22:06] <OmoMeowth> fucker
[22:06] <ToastyJester> ahahaha
[22:06] <Frenchy> what
[22:06] <ToastyJester> did I piss on your parade
[22:06] <OmoMeowth> OKAY
[22:06] <OmoMeowth> I'm going to tell it anyway
[22:06] <Ubertoast_> Ahahahaa its fuinny because piss was used in toasty's statement to meowth
[22:06] <Frenchy> NOT THIS AGAIN
[22:06] <Hero_> hahaha
[22:06] <ToastyJester> ahahahah
[22:06] <OmoMeowth> Ah fuck
[22:06] <OmoMeowth> It is ruined
[22:06] <OmoMeowth> THE MOMENT IS GONE
[22:06] <Johnny_Hurricane> nice job, guys
[22:06] <ToastyJester> ahahahah
[22:06] * Johnny_Hurricane (cgiirc@Rizon-7CB7B04B.buffalo.res.rr.com) Quit
[22:06] <%Shotgun_wizard> meowth don't get pissed
[22:06] <Commie> pfft
[22:06] <MisterDean> *badumtsh*
- 02 October 2011 - 06:44 PM
This post has been edited by BotonWiggles: 02 October 2011 - 11:27 PM
- 02 October 2011 - 11:17 PM
02:09am <Taeshi> HELLO ACE
02:09am <Taeshi> YES I AM HERE
02:09am <Taeshi> THANK YOU FOR ANSWERING MY QUESTIONS
02:09am <Ace423> Uh huh? what? About the euthanasia solution?
02:09am <Taeshi> yes
02:09am <Ace423> oh
02:10am <Ace423> Funny story about euthanasia solution
02:10am <Ace423> it stricly says on the bottle, "Not for use in cats"
02:10am <LackLusterLaptop> wat
02:10am <Taeshi> that's great
02:10am <Ace423> I mean we still do, cause I mean, what's it going to do? Kill them?
- 03 October 2011 - 02:12 AM
You really need to step up your game, Grass
- 05 October 2011 - 05:58 AM
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16:19 <FangWork> seppu can i join
- 06 October 2011 - 03:24 AM
<Starwatcher> the one with the tail sounds amazing
<Starwatcher> was she into science, by any chance?
<Bourbon> not that I'm aware
<Starwatcher> perhaps I could educate her
<Chrispy> I think star might have found his soulmate
<Starwatcher> we could solve physics problems together with cat ears on
<Starwatcher> working on the same board
<starwatcher> no really: "you missed that normalization factor on your wavefunction, oh, here... *picks up chalk with tail*"
<Bourbon> like Starfox meets Big Bang Theory
This post has been edited by Chris: 17 October 2011 - 05:57 AM
- 17 October 2011 - 05:55 AM
01:47 UberLaptop: I <3 you iPhone
01:47 Carcharocles: nice
01:47 UberLaptop: Thanks for making me the smoothest kid on the block
01:47 Snore: hahaha
01:47 Shotgun_wizard: charming words
- 18 October 2011 - 11:59 PM
<Radial> fucking furries
- 25 October 2011 - 11:29 AM
23:54 SuitCase_ ugh
23:54 *** SuitCase_ quit ()
- 30 October 2011 - 03:55 AM
02:45 SmashGenesis So the site forces open a chat
02:45 SmashGenesis with a timer in the lower right corner
02:45 SmashGenesis and I get an automated message saying "You may leave when the timer hits zero."
02:45 SmashGenesis There are three minutes on the tiimer.
02:45 SmashGenesis *timer
02:46 SmashGenesis And the whore messages me saying
02:46 SmashGenesis "Hey, big boy. You sure you don't want a piece of my titties?"
02:46 SmashGenesis And I'm like "NO. I DON'T LET ME LEAVE."
02:46 SmashGenesis And she's like "Aw, c'mon... I give /great/ head."
02:46 SmashGenesis and I'm like "NO. LET ME LEAVE."
02:47 SmashGenesis And she's like "But I really want your hardcock inside of me..."
02:47 SmashGenesis And I flip and say "I'm sixteen goddamnit. I WILL NOT PAY YOU TO DO ME."
02:48 SmashGenesis And then sends me "Oh... I get it... "
02:48 SmashGenesis "You're a virgin...
02:48 SmashGenesis Too incompetent to get pussy from girls eh? Your secret is safe with me."
02:48 SmashGenesis And I'm like "FUCK YOU. LET ME GO."
02:49 SmashGenesis "Oh, it's okay. With all the things I'll teach you, all the girls will be begging to ride your juicy dick, no matter how fat you are..."
02:50 SmashGenesis And I say "YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD PAY YOU TO FUCK HIM. YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH."
02:50 SmashGenesis And the she goes "Well, I"m feeling a good bit horny tonight... we can cyber, free of charge..."
02:50 SmashGenesis I totally LOSE IT.
02:50 SmashGenesis And tell her
02:51 SmashGenesis "YOU ARE A BITCH. A DEPRAVED PERVERT WHO TRIES TO FUCK CHILDREN IN THE NAME OF MONEY. YOU CALL ME A FAT, INCOMPETENT LOSER, AND THEN TRY TO MAKE MY CYBER WITH YOU. YOU SUCK."
02:51 SmashGenesis And then she says "You're so mean! I'm getting my pimp to boot you from the chat, you dickwad!"
02:52 SmashGenesis And about a minute later, I'm back to the site with my show.
02:52 SmashGenesis UGHUGHUGHUGH
02:52 SmashGenesis I GOT TROLLED BY A FREAKING PROSTITUTE
This post has been edited by RedJack: 02 November 2011 - 01:52 AM
- 02 November 2011 - 01:52 AM
[17:59:50] <Lvl50Fighter> don't
[17:59:53] <Lvl50Fighter> DONT
That lvl50 character is quite the bachelor.
This post has been edited by LackLuster: 03 November 2011 - 08:04 AM
- 03 November 2011 - 08:00 AM
[12:38:59] <jamie_underscore> make a chat room here, inside the bcb chat? on just on the rizon server-thing?
[12:39:09] <NegraCardia> just one one Rizon
[12:39:15] <NegraCardia> it's for something else entirally
[12:39:21] <NegraCardia> I need it to prove a point to some friends
[12:39:22] <LackLuster> Type /part Mychatroom
[12:39:30] * SmashGenesis (~chatzilla@Rizon-2511EDFF.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) has left #bcb (mychatroom)
[12:39:35] <LackLuster> ....
[12:39:37] <Snore> hahaha
[12:39:40] <LackLuster> Smash
[12:39:45] <LackLuster> Fucks' sake smash
[12:39:46] * SmashGenesis (~chatzilla@Rizon-2511EDFF.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) has joined #bcb
[12:39:49] <LackLuster> Smash
[12:39:49] <LackLuster> Why
[12:39:54] <SmashGenesis> DAMNIT
[12:39:59] <%Shotgun_wizard> hahahahahaha
[12:40:16] <SmashGenesis> How was I supposed to know?
This post has been edited by LackLuster: 13 November 2011 - 02:43 AM
- 13 November 2011 - 02:42 AM
<LackLuster> Negra hates furries because his parents found out he was doing things 15 year olds shouldn’t do
<NegraCardia> I don’t hate furries
<NegraCardia> I don’t hate furries and have no intension of attacking someone because of their intrist in a fandom
<NegraCardia> I simply can’t associate myself with it
<Taeshi> what on earth is this argument being about
<Taeshi> negra spouting dumb shit and meowth being accused of waging far or some shit
<Taeshi> that’s all i’m seeing
<Taeshi> war* not far
<NegraCardia> I’m getting accused of about a thousand things at the same time
<Susan> why does this furfag hate furfags
<OmoMeowth> Taeshi, for the billionth time he said something bad about furries, and when people asked why, he refused to say anything and asked people to leave him alone
<NegraCardia> I DO NOT HATE FURRIES
<NegraCardia> thank you
<Murderer> Susan his parents caught him being a furry
<NegraCardia> I don’t want to talk about them is all
<LackLuster> Susan: Long story short his parents found out about his furry tendancies and blocked all his access to anything fur related.
<NegraCardia> so please leave me alone
<Araal> Then why do you bring up how you don’t like furries negra
<NegraCardia> because the rest of you are
*NegraCardia has quit (Quit: trying to avoid the subject. „|„)
*Taeshi has changed the topic to: Negra sure is a self-hating furfag chat | #bcb statistics created with mIRCStats v1.23 by SpaceMouse | Mike has reached Sandy
* NegraCardia (cgiirc@Rizon-53B621A7.dhcp.oxfr.ma.charter.com) has joined #bcb
<NegraCardia> back with tea
<NegraCardia> oh wonderful… once again I am mentioned in today’s topic
<Carcharocles> probably will be for a while
* NegraCardia sigh
<NegraCardia> aaand I seem to have gotten the adminestrator annoyed with me
<Araal> because you suck
<NegraCardia> today just keeps getting better
<OmoMeowth> Oh yeah, she hates you, Negra
<OmoMeowth> She just sits at home planning ways to piss you off, too
<OmoMeowth> If I were you, I would just leave forever
<Araal> I would too seeing as how everyone pretty much hates you
<NegraCardia> thank you for taking that thought to the extream. now would you all like to hear my actual thoughts or is Meowth’s description sufficent?
<Radial> to be honest
<Radial> i have to agree with the topic negra
<BeachSideCheese> Seemed relavent
<Radial> you need to change your whole attitude
<NegraCardia> thus is the bane of having a computer that watches you like “big Brother”
<Shotgun_wizard> oh boy here we go
<NegraCardia> you are not free to openly express what is on your mind, and that lack of freedom gets one into allot of trouble
<OmoMeowth> BUT ALAS, MY HOMOSEXUAL BETRAYITH ME! OH, SWEET, SWEET, MARY, GRANT ME LEAVENCE FROM SUCH A COLD ILLUSION!
<NegraCardia> if this system were not watching what I said, I would be open to tell you all how I REALLY feel about that group of which you all seem to think I hate
<NegraCardia> “so hate me. ya might as well hate me. but don’t underate me, till the day you die! cuz I’m goin’ straight through, I’m not guana hate you. but I’m guana wait for you, till the day I die!”
<NegraCardia> - Abney Park “hate me”
<OmoMeowth> We speak English here
<Araal> What is the punishment for speaking your mind
<OmoMeowth> Depends on what is on your mind
<NegraCardia> grouding for two months and a six week trip to a shrink
<NegraCardia> thanks for asking Araak
<Araal> apparently his mother believes furries are the bane of everything
<NegraCardia> and just because it
<NegraCardia> is a great song
<Lani> YouTube abney park until the day you die[LYRICS]
<OmoMeowth> So are furries the banes of themselves?
<NegraCardia> how intristing that you know of the song Lani
<OmoMeowth> Oh Christ Illusions
<NegraCardia> intristing paradox meowth
<OmoMeowth> It’s not a paradox; it is a fallacy
<NegraCardia> perhaps when I go to the mall tomorow I will post on some hidden site what I REALLY feel about this group
<NegraCardia> but untill then, I am under lock and key
<OmoMeowth> Oh no
<NegraCardia> so can we migrate the subject to something else?
<Araal> That we’re all asses?
<Shotgun_wizard> oh shit we are doomed
<OmoMeowth> My face whenever Negra says something: http://www.bitterswe.../post/view/4903
<NegraCardia> GREAT FUCKING MESPRIT I DON’T HATE YOU!
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* NegraCardia bows
<NegraCardia> thank you for listining
<NegraCardia> note to self: do not reuse tebags
<NegraCardia> Encrypted chat room - PrivyTalks.com encrypted chanel for anyone who wants to know the truth
<Radial> why would you need an encrypted chat
<Carcharocles> don’t we already know the truth?
<Araal> he’s being watched
<UberLaptop> truth about what
<Carcharocles> Uber: refer to topic
* Radial has changed the topic to: Negra sure is a self-hating attention whore furfag chat | #bcb statistics created with mIRCStats v1.23 by SpaceMouse | Mike has reached Sandy
<UberLaptop> Im confused
<Carcharocles> he wants us to know how he really feels about furries
<UberLaptop> I see
<UberLaptop> And that needs encrypted private chat…. why?
<NegraCardia> nevermind, it only allows one at a time
<Araal> it’s because his computer is like watched or something
<NegraCardia> yes indeed Araal
<UberLaptop> As someone who is doing computer security as part of my course
<NegraCardia> and I am not attention whoreing
<NegraCardia> I am simply definding facts
<Araal> go on uber
<UberLaptop> Unless there is a) someone physically behind you (there isnt if private chat is OK) and b) you dont have antivirus installed
<UberLaptop> Then yeah, youre attention whoring.
<Fixxxer> negra, just set jour chat-client so it uses encrypted connection
<Carcharocles> you’d need a keylogger, and no one in private enterprise is going to use one
<UberLaptop> Also I doubt some hacker would give a shit anyway so b is invalid.
<NegraCardia> I am on an encrypted chanel with meowth
<NegraCardia> if you want to know anythin, ask him
<MisterDean> It’s his stepdad apparently, Uber
<Araal> his mom
<NegraCardia> untill then I will log out to avoid this being logged
* NegraCardia has quit (Quit: ask meowth)
<Araal> why wouldn’t it matter
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<Araal> because it’d still be keylogged?
And here's the aftermath
<NegraCardia> we we really have no mods or anything around here?
<SpaceMouse> no mods
<NegraCardia> of course an OP comes in when I ask that
<NegraCardia> can you PLEASE change the topic?
<NegraCardia> it’s embarasing and I already explained myself
<SpaceMouse> what’s wrong with it
<SpaceMouse> what would you reccomend i change it to
<Snore> this is jsut how this works
<NegraCardia> didn’t Meowth copy-paste that convo we had?
<OmoMeowth> I did
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<NegraCardia> GREAT LATIAS!
<Snore> don’t fuck with the spacemouse
<NegraCardia> well… it is better in a way
<jamie_BIGmac> oh my dear…
<NegraCardia> at least it’s true now….
<akacatgirl> You are awesome Space
* NegraCardia blushes
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<NegraCardia> wait wtf?
This post has been edited by Seppucrow: 13 November 2011 - 08:00 PM
- 13 November 2011 - 07:59 PM
<znooths> slightly more logical
<NEgraCardia> they arn't that bad. rather cozy actually
<jamie_emo> the penguin suit is the goofiest.
<znooths> [10:59pm] NEgraCardia: they arn't that bad. rather cozy actually
<Mallow> negra they are great i sleep in mine
<znooths> plz put
<znooths> in quote box
<Cricket> negra owns a fursuit
<NEgraCardia> used to
<NEgraCardia> had to throw it out
<Mallow> yeah i like to put it on and go out in the yard with my dogs
<znooths> your mom found it covered in spunk huh
- 15 November 2011 - 04:00 AM
<NegraCardia> it is not
<NegraCardia> yes it is sepp
<NegraCardia> thank you very much for defending me
- 17 November 2011 - 03:46 AM
06:11 Snore according to DMLD puppies have wings and shits wack yo
- 19 November 2011 - 04:14 AM
06:28 OmoMeowth That is much better
06:28 BananaLil >8(
banana is Tae
This post has been edited by asdf: 25 November 2011 - 06:27 AM
- 25 November 2011 - 06:26 AM
<Smash_Genesis> I'm 16, Esakala.
- 21 December 2011 - 10:30 PM
<Rye> Oh yes Meowth I totally like Lack. It's true.
- 28 December 2011 - 03:45 AM
<LackLuster> OH MY- Wait what
- 28 December 2011 - 05:49 AM
[15:45:17] <Aika> awww rye you're a girl
[15:45:19] <Aika> how kawaii
[15:45:21] <Doublet|Drawing> shit gets real
[15:45:25] <LackLuster> ....
[15:45:27] <Rye> . . . YOU THOUGHT I WAS A DUDE?
[15:45:29] <LackLuster> HAHAHAHAHAH
[15:45:31] <OmoMeowth> ha
[15:45:33] <LackLuster> HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DYING BRB
[15:45:34] <Rye> SHUT UP LACK.
[15:45:39] <OmoMeowth> And by default thought lack was gay
[15:45:47] * Doublet|Drawing pff
[15:45:49] <LackLuster> OH MY- Wait what
- 28 December 2011 - 05:53 AM