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I feel like you're actively trying to feed into (HA CWUTIDIDTHAR) the stereotypes. That said, they've come out with a Chicken N' Waffle flavored syrup now.
[Also, I am a human vacuum cleaner as well.]
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Why are all Southerners so picky about our sweet tea? I can't stand tea if it doesn't have the right amount of sugar in it.
I've actually had to ease up on soft drinks and tea and milk lately, had a recent case of kidney stones. I can live without the soft drinks (I usually just drank them because they had high availability) but goddamn, the milk/tea ban is killing me. I'm reduced to diet drinks and water. And the new Pepsi Next, which tastes like a slightly watered down version of Pespi and has 60% less sugar.
I'll eat anything, if I'm hungry enough.
Last meal? All you can eat buffet, and match my eating speed to my digestion speed. I'd spend the rest of my life eating.







