How Many 5 Year Olds Can You Take In A Fight?

Kaxbe
Member

Knowing this info may save your life one day.

Apparently I can take 24 small spawns of Satan.

#1
12 April 2012 - 12:09 AM

Chris
teabagging furfag
Member

I can handle 27 of the little fucks.

not sure if that's high or not, but hey, good to know.

#2
12 April 2012 - 12:14 AM

Lux Aeterna
Member

31.

I kind of laughed at the "would you pick up a kid and throw them?" I'm like "well apparently these kids are evil so yes, it'd be funny to throw a little tater tot and GO BOWLING. :D"

#3
12 April 2012 - 12:19 AM

Smash Genesis
Member

15.

#4
12 April 2012 - 12:21 AM

Volgrand
Member

28.

Of course I play dirty.

#5
12 April 2012 - 01:14 AM

Johnny Hurricane
Member

#6
12 April 2012 - 01:16 AM

Meowth
Please go easy on me. I don't like critique. Or my title.
Member

19

I'm such a bitch

#7
12 April 2012 - 01:20 AM

ChewySmokey
BCI Member

21 children. I'm too soft.

#8
12 April 2012 - 01:29 AM

Carcharocles
BCI Member

Exactly 20. I'm not feeling too bad about it, considering Smash's results.

This post has been edited by Carcharocles: 12 April 2012 - 01:33 AM

#9
12 April 2012 - 01:31 AM

the_gray_angel
BCI Member

apparently 30, but i dont think so

#10
12 April 2012 - 01:40 AM

jackkuro
Member

17.

I am wuss hear me roar.

#11
12 April 2012 - 01:48 AM

Rakshiv
Member

21.

Well of course. I draw for a living I wouldn't last long if I was attacked by anything.

#12
12 April 2012 - 01:50 AM

Lux Aeterna
Member

Together, with all the posters that have posted, we could take 276 kinder gardeners.

Except I'm pretty sure that number would rise if we were on a team. We'd be unstoppable!

This post has been edited by Lux Aeterna: 12 April 2012 - 01:51 AM

#13
12 April 2012 - 01:51 AM

Murderer
Member

25 children

This is a pretty good number

#14
12 April 2012 - 02:49 AM

Leaving_a_Comment
Member

20, Ahahah I love the Oatmeal.

#15
12 April 2012 - 03:52 AM

Jerk
Member

I can't find the option that factors in external motivations. Am I on PCP and think I'm the mighty Heracles or Achilles? Will I get money for the mauling? Do I have to kill them to acquire that money?

#16
12 April 2012 - 04:01 AM