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how much do you hate mike?

They're not trained in martial arts, I doubt either of them would attempt actual attacks aside from just punching and kicking. And because of this, attempting to "read" the other person like that would be a waste of time. That aside, without any sort of practise, it's ridiculously hard to even attempt to read someones movements, and unless Mike was born as a fighting demigod, he probably wouldn't be able to.
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View PostJerk, on 17 April 2012 - 09:20 PM, said:

I'm saying it happens whether you think it does or not and that the clever aspect of it is so subconscious it's hard to even acknowledge that it happens at all. No matter how wild it is, they are going to read each other and act on how they interpret that movement in an attempt to knock the other out.


I don't know. I find it hard to think you went from "more strategic" to that, but I suppose it is what it is.

Touche.
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@ Mace: listen - you read a person's body language whether you're trained or not. Some people are better at it than others but it's still a definite factor in any fight. Think about the value judgments you made before regarding strength: you look at someone and you make an estimation of their strength in reference to your own. You can acknowledge that much, right? It's not a far jump in one's imagination from that estimation to the process of reading body language or to the concept of proper interpretation as a talent one can possess. It's minute, but bear with me. They're related, both calculating and, I feel, justified in their classification as strategic. It's not the best term to describe it, no, but it's still something that happens. And I think if you slow it down enough you'll see that aspect of it too.

@ Meowth: I think if you look at it closely enough there's a cleverness to it that you can't appreciate at an inspection of any greater complexity the way you can appreciate ingenious tweaks to, say, a jet engine that you couldn't notice looking at the device as a whole.
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I get where you're going with that, but I really can't stress enough how little that would matter in this kind of fight.
Had they been boxing or something along those lines, it would make much more of a difference.
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If it were any other kind of fight I'd concede that point but we already know the outcome and it's already accepted as a factor that Mike's calculations, small or large, play a role in his victory. Evidently, he knows enough for it to tip the scales in his favor so we're not arguing from a point of all things being equal. It doesn't sound plausible, but we've been assuming all along the different kinds of fights where this would and wouldn't matter. If I remember correctly, he (and Lucy too, I think) actually does have some kind of training in martial arts. If that's the case, he probably has some experience in the kind of reading I've been talking about. What we know about the factors of the fight so far seem to support this.
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View PostJerk, on 17 April 2012 - 01:58 PM, said:

Mike would beat Paulo in a fight, and he hasn't done anything to Lucy she didn't deserve.


you misunderstand me

i think lucy had it coming
in fact i think mike had to do it

i just want paulo to punch him in the face
everything beyond that in a fight is irrelevant. i just want that first sucker punch right to mike's jaw to make physical and real all of paulo's emotions

edit: i have in fact stated before if this happens i will put it on a cake

This post has been edited by SpaceMouse: 17 April 2012 - 11:39 PM

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mAceOfHearts, your a bad person and I will spit roast and consume your pets. You two are pretty awful as well for keeping it entertained.

Entertaining thread at first, got bored half way through 1st page. I'll give it a 5.5 out of 10.

Mike is a cool guy. Don't be player hatin'.
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Learn to use the English language before attempting to insult someone.

EDIT: (Just to avoid confusion, that was not intended to be a serious post.)

This post has been edited by mAceOfHearts: 18 April 2012 - 06:40 AM

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View PostKaxbe, on 17 April 2012 - 11:04 AM, said:

OMG I HATE MIKE SOOOOO MUCH.

I WANT TO KIDNAP HIM AND STRAP HIM TO AN OPERATING TABLE AND TORTURE HIM SLOWLY WITH A SERIES OF NEEDKES, SCAPELS, AND HOT IRONS. I'LL SHOVE A NAIL IN HIS URETHRA AND I'LL BE SURE TO MAJE SURE HIS BELOVED SANDY SEES ALL OF THE TERRIBLE THINGS I DO TO HIM.

AND THEN I'LL KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I AM ACTUALLY SANDY AND IT WAS ALL A CLEVER PLOT TO MAJE MIKE CURSE LUCY AND EVERYTHING SHE STANDS FOR WITH HIS DYING BREATH.

wow least someone gave an answer a weird one tho

or you could just tell Sam,and enjoy the show with some popcorn. :D
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Out of a vague kinda interest, mAce, have you ever actually been in a fight? :smirk:
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Depends.
Are you referring to a boxing match or street fight?
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Either. Or both. Whichever. Because your knowledge seems somewhat...flawed.
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I doubt my knowledge is the flawed part, I just suck at using it properly.
3 or so street fights, though I got interrupted each time.
I've only been sparring when boxing properly.
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If something smells like shit....
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View PostKaxbe, on 18 April 2012 - 11:04 PM, said:

If something smells like shit....


Then it is usually shit.
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View Postregularpatron, on 19 April 2012 - 01:01 AM, said:

View PostKaxbe, on 18 April 2012 - 11:04 PM, said:

If something smells like shit....


Then it is usually shit.


No shit.

Sorry, couldn't resist :smirk:
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That was a shitty joke.
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I don't, he's a dumb hormonal kid being a dumb hormonal kid. :/
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View PostChewySmokey, on 19 April 2012 - 06:35 AM, said:

I don't, he's a dumb hormonal kid being a dumb hormonal kid. :/


And in all fairness, Lucy has been a gigantic flaming asshole to him.
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words were never spoken so true...
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I honestly see no reason to hate Mike, he's young, he makes hormonal decisions that he may regret in the future, he just needs to grow up a bit. If he ends up regretting what he did he might fix it, but who knows? If anything I want to see how the story goes. :smirk:
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ahahahahahahaha oh wow you guys

this starts off as a discussion on "HOW MUCH THAT CHARACTER IS A DOUCHEBAG FOR ACTING LIKE THE ANGSTY TEEN I AM"

within like 3 posts it derails into a dumb argument about "MY CHARACTER'S STRONGER THAN YOURS" "YEAH WELL MINE'S CLEVERER" whilst you act as though any of you actually have any experience of real-life brawls.

admit it, the biggest fight you've ever been in was this clusterfuck of a 'debate'.
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This has already been cleared out, don't bring it up again for no reason like that.
And don't assume we've never been in fights, you can't possibly know anything about our lives.
  • #73

great post, darth

see you next year
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I look forward to it.
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Mike's an alright guy. His sense of self-righteousness is wack, but that was probably the result of being antagonized by half of his friends for years and years.

He does deserve to feel guilty about being a melodramatic pansy, though.
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also, Fuzz sums up my opinion on the guy. HE'S GOT HIS REASONS, but he's still a bit ehh

This post has been edited by lt_amazil: 22 April 2012 - 11:20 AM

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Eh, I can accept that reasoning, I suppose.
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View PostFuzzWool, on 22 April 2012 - 10:12 AM, said:

He does deserve to feel guilty about being a melodramatic pansy, though.

I was hoping he would have another one of those moments where he realized he's just being a douche like he did when he and Abbey fought oh so long ago. Sadly that did not happen. Maybe in the future?
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terrible
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