Chapter 70: Piece of Cake
This damn chapter going to restart the damn Paulo x Lucy fangirls/creeps making art on the booru and their intolerable chattering. Ugh.
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- 27 April 2012 - 10:59 PM
falconboy99, on 27 April 2012 - 10:37 PM, said:
totally real, he's gonna stick it in her just as Jasmine joins in
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- 27 April 2012 - 11:26 PM
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- 28 April 2012 - 12:55 AM
RickAstley, on 28 April 2012 - 12:55 AM, said:
Why do you ruin things
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- 28 April 2012 - 01:05 AM
Ace, on 28 April 2012 - 01:05 AM, said:
would you prefer GILFs?
I like how there are candles lit in the background, his subconscious is rising to the surface by the second
This post has been edited by ChewySmokey: 28 April 2012 - 01:58 AM
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- 28 April 2012 - 01:56 AM
The shirt designs are hilarious. They really show Paulo's inner conflict; he wants to be with Lucy, but he's with Jasmine now. So he has to remind himself of what happened in "Another Shoulder".
Now I'm sort of thinking Paulo will wander over to Jasmine's house afterwards, chat with her for a bit, and then just end the conversation by breaking up with her.
- #57
- 28 April 2012 - 04:04 AM
Jerk, on 27 April 2012 - 10:42 PM, said:
THE FUCKING CLOUD
AROUND THAT ENTIRE SCENE
Mere words cannot express the laughter that I experienced when I read that.
- #58
- 28 April 2012 - 04:18 AM
wacko, on 28 April 2012 - 04:04 AM, said:
that sounds awfully heartless, though better to have her upset at him sooner than later?
- #59
- 28 April 2012 - 04:31 AM
And then BCB ends.
Epilogue: Sandy has a penis, Mike marries her in Canada, McCain dies of AIDS he caught from Amaya after Sue runs off with David and his now-sentient genitalia.
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- 28 April 2012 - 07:49 AM
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- 28 April 2012 - 08:23 AM
Quote
see i always pictured sue as most likely to practice polyamory
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- 28 April 2012 - 11:02 AM
PS Daisy is preggo and Abbey suicides because the father is Augustus
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- 28 April 2012 - 02:07 PM
SuitCase, on 23 April 2012 - 12:57 PM, said:
Are you guys going to re-scan the pages and replace them with the images currently on the site when the new scanner comes?
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- 28 April 2012 - 05:52 PM
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- 30 April 2012 - 05:09 AM
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- 30 April 2012 - 05:26 AM
Jerk, on 30 April 2012 - 05:26 AM, said:
Yeah I mean look how excited she was for Paulo to give her that cake!
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- 30 April 2012 - 05:28 AM
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- 30 April 2012 - 06:19 AM
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- 30 April 2012 - 06:27 AM
Snowball must be Jazz since it looked like Jasmine and him will be making a snowman on the 6th page.
- #71
- 30 April 2012 - 07:20 AM
That sucks! Come on, Lily! She does know that Lucy and Paulo are relatively close friends, correct?
I like Lily's snide reaction when she opens the door, but I don't like that he can't see her. For as little amount of time as the pets have been involved with Lucy's failing...psyche, I think Paulo could maybe at least talk to her. Obviously, if he came all the way down there, he'd probably want to speak to her face to face.
I'm guessing Jasmine threw the snowball...which sucks, because then Paulo is forced to go off and play with her. Lily will see her, probably comment on how Paulo's time would be better spent with his girlfriend or some shit, and then just close the door on his face.
Good page, overall. I like the design a bit more. It's growing on me.
This post has been edited by NintendoSegaSonyGuy: 30 April 2012 - 11:25 AM
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- 30 April 2012 - 11:24 AM
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- 30 April 2012 - 02:39 PM
JHawkNH, on 30 April 2012 - 02:39 PM, said:
This would certainly be appreciated.
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- 30 April 2012 - 04:24 PM
RickAstley said:
Lily's birthday was the previous day, so that adds to the joke as well. Paulo is understandably more concerned about Lucy than Lily, though.
NintendoSegaSonyGuy said:
Lily knows who Paulo is. She's just never been properly acquainted with him. Also she's aware Lucy doesn't want to be bothered by anyone right now, so that's why she makes up an excuse on Lucy's behalf.
I would also guess that Jasmine threw the snowball. That would be consistent with her fun-loving nature. The only other person who might throw a snowball at Paulo is David. Though if it was Jasmine, then she now knows that Paulo brought a present for Lucy. Wonder if Paulo will try to make up an excuse for why he doesn't have a gift for Jasmine? Maybe he'll try to distract her by spending time with her on another activity (such as making anatomically-correct snowpersons, ha).
I also wonder if Lucy will be appreciative of Paulo's small token, and be more likely to approach him with her woes again, despite what Mike said about him. After all, after "Pick Me Up" and "Another Shoulder", Paulo does have a history of supporting and comforting Lucy.
- #75
- 30 April 2012 - 07:06 PM
Yeah.
- #76
- 30 April 2012 - 07:35 PM
regularpatron, on 30 April 2012 - 05:28 AM, said:
It'd be like fucking a pineapple for him.
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- 30 April 2012 - 07:39 PM
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- 01 May 2012 - 02:09 AM
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- 01 May 2012 - 11:09 AM
Borg Lord, on 01 May 2012 - 02:09 AM, said:
Humping a pineapple, you mean? In all likelihood, yes. Cat penises are covered in little barbs. Ow. Feline anal sex would not be a fun time for the humpee, I presume.
This post has been edited by Luigifan: 01 May 2012 - 03:38 PM
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- 01 May 2012 - 05:36 PM
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- 02 May 2012 - 01:28 AM
Mil_Faces, on 02 May 2012 - 01:28 AM, said:
It's called wikipedia or like any feline anatomy.
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- 02 May 2012 - 01:44 AM
Ace, on 02 May 2012 - 01:44 AM, said:
Actually, I know it from my Animal Behavior class. It had a lot of information on animal sexual activities - and how their anatomy figures into it. For example, rat penises are extremely flexible, and can be used like a plunger to pull the sperm of another male out of the female's vaginal tract. The human penis's club-like head also functions to scrub competing sperm away. Then there's the "knot" in the canine penis, which holds the male and female together for several minutes after copulation...
This post has been edited by Luigifan: 02 May 2012 - 03:36 PM
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- 02 May 2012 - 03:34 PM
Jerk, on 30 April 2012 - 07:39 PM, said:
As long as the spines are pointing away it's all good.
Jerk, on 01 May 2012 - 05:36 PM, said:
She's one of those freaks that get off on pain.
- #85
- 02 May 2012 - 05:51 PM

Well, so it was Yashy who threw the snowball. Didn't even think of her as a possible culprit. That'll teach me to actually run through all the possibilities.
Paulo takes advantage of the distraction to find Lucy. Love his expression in the sixth panel. Though it's anyone's guess as to what he's noticing in the last panel. For all we know, it could Lucy's mom in the bathtub, after which Paulo would probably flee in embarrassment. Or it could be Sam, who might be annoyed enough at an intruder to throw him out of the house. If Paulo does find Lucy though, she'll likely be moping in her room. She might not be receptive to a surprise visit, even if Paulo does have a gift in hand.
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- 02 May 2012 - 06:27 PM
wacko, on 02 May 2012 - 06:27 PM, said:
He isn't holding the present with his arm.
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- 02 May 2012 - 07:55 PM
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- 02 May 2012 - 08:41 PM
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- 02 May 2012 - 10:26 PM
Jerk, on 02 May 2012 - 08:41 PM, said:
not enough, Jerk
not enough
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- 02 May 2012 - 10:41 PM
- #91
- 02 May 2012 - 11:03 PM
It was a pleasant surprise when it turned out that Yashy had, in fact, thrown the snowball, not Jasmine. I was expecting a rather awkward turnout, and Paulo being denied access to the house. In his situation, I would've gone straight in to look for Lucy, too.
Based on his last expression, I don't think he's looking on in Lucy's room. I think it's either Sam or Jordan (probably Jordan; Sam is in college, right?). Probably not the parents, because then Paulo would probably look a lot more nervous. Hell, they'd probably throw him out. Lucy's mother doesn't apparently like Paulo, so we can surmise what would happen from there.
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- 03 May 2012 - 12:13 AM
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- 03 May 2012 - 03:48 AM
ChewySmokey, on 03 May 2012 - 03:48 AM, said:
That is robbery. Lucy gets sex and then cake, and Paulo has to do all the work.
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- 03 May 2012 - 04:21 AM
Purin said:
He's holding it with his dick.
NintendoSegaSonyGuy said:
There's a very good chance Sam would be home for Christmas, though.
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- 03 May 2012 - 04:31 AM
Janus, on 03 May 2012 - 04:21 AM, said:
...depends on the position
This post has been edited by ChewySmokey: 03 May 2012 - 05:02 AM
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- 03 May 2012 - 05:01 AM
ChewySmokey, on 03 May 2012 - 05:01 AM, said:
The only position they could pull off now would be "the desperate rebound."
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