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Apoc
ALL I POST IS SHIT
Banned

Lets talk about the most stupid thing you have ever done
mine is setting my shirt on fire for a dare

#1
25 November 2010 - 07:55 PM

Lark
I send pictures of my penis to men while asking girls out
Banned

The most stupid thing i did? say the word date in a sentance to my ex's mother. As she put it "My daughter don't date!" theat got them into a fight and i was in shit for a month after.

#2
25 November 2010 - 08:28 PM

Apoc
ALL I POST IS SHIT
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I was wearing the shirt at the time

#3
25 November 2010 - 08:29 PM

ILB
secretly a man
Member

Oh, too much to count. ^_^

But I guess you could say, as an example, that throwing myself into the sea fully clothed in late Autumn was rather silly of me.

#4
25 November 2010 - 08:29 PM

Apoc
ALL I POST IS SHIT
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wait thats a stupid thing to do?

#5
25 November 2010 - 08:32 PM

ILB
secretly a man
Member

Autumn, in Norway, means degrees close to zero (or below) and windy, with a side of rain if we are lucky. So yes, with approximately two hundred metres to walk before I could conceivably change clothes, that was stupid. ^_^

Oh, that reminds me. Never try to skip along while on ice or other slippery surfaces.

#6
25 November 2010 - 08:35 PM

Lark
I send pictures of my penis to men while asking girls out
Banned

All my stupid shit was done by acedent so i don't have much without a story involved

#7
25 November 2010 - 08:37 PM

Apoc
ALL I POST IS SHIT
Banned

never skip

#8
25 November 2010 - 08:45 PM

ClosetLucy
Member

"uhh, I'm blocking the left turn lane" *reverses back into parking lot not knowing the postion of my car and steps to hard on the pedal, propelling the car in reverse, shooting it over a curb, through a garden, and into a big steel "Vineyard Valley" sign* my trunk didn't close, the left tail light was shattered and everything underneath the taillight was completley destroyed. and how did this come to? Well I was on my way from work and I heard that one song "I love dancing with myself" and I was like COOL! So I kept driving and went through a parking lot and stuff happened and yeah. So basically if I had gone straight home instead of listening to the rest of some stupid song I would not have had to pay $500 in damage (it would have been $3000 but my parents knew the mechanic ;P)

#9
25 November 2010 - 10:28 PM

MiwAuturu
BCI Member
Ask me what I think about Snooths!

ILB, I've done that, not too long ago in fact. First thing in the morning (Trust me, it wakes you up), except for the fully clothed, I was wearing nohing but a pair of swim trunks.

#10
26 November 2010 - 01:31 AM

Grass
Is fucking Panny up in heaven
Member

Mine is looking at this trend.

#11
26 November 2010 - 01:52 AM

navi
Special Ed
Banned

I hung myself upside down by my right leg on accident once.

#12
26 November 2010 - 04:27 AM

ILB
secretly a man
Member

But the clothing was what made it silly, Miw. I can understand tossing yourself into the ice cold ocean if you are dressed for it, but baggy clothes and no towel does not help at all. Neither does shoes. ^_^

#13
26 November 2010 - 12:30 PM

TheLightorTheDark
Banned

I once walked into a tree on purpose to see what would happen.

#14
26 November 2010 - 08:42 PM

Sammy
Banned

I once drunk a pint of tabasco sauce. My stomach was never the same.

#15
26 November 2010 - 08:45 PM

navi
Special Ed
Banned

Once, I ran at a lawn mower while it was running and my mother told me "No, hot!"(I was like three).
The moment she turned it off I ran over and sat down on it.

#16
26 November 2010 - 09:21 PM

TheLightorTheDark
Banned

Once when I was a baby my dad let me play with a keyboard which was connected to a computer figuring nothing would happen. I deleted the start up program from the computer and my computer-smart cousin couldn't find it.

#17
26 November 2010 - 09:41 PM

navi
Special Ed
Banned

I ran behind a gocart while hoding on and after I tripped I held on for a few moments as my knee flesh was shreded.

#18
26 November 2010 - 11:21 PM

TheLightorTheDark
Banned

@Navi I doubt many people could beat that.

#19
26 November 2010 - 11:29 PM

navi
Special Ed
Banned

I raced a scooter down a large and steep paved road that lead into a turn with no stop sign without any protection multiple times and only stoped after I fell down and removed the flesh from my knees and my elbos.
all the kids were doing it.
but there were no more bikes left so I was the only one on a scooter.

So, I can top that.

#20
26 November 2010 - 11:33 PM

Lark
I send pictures of my penis to men while asking girls out
Banned

I once walked up to a grill that had been in use and to find out if it was still hot i stuck both my hands on the grill lid. It was still VERY hot, i think i burned off one of my fingerprints

#21
27 November 2010 - 02:50 AM

Apoc
ALL I POST IS SHIT
Banned

I nearly lost my face going down a hill really fast on my skateboard lets just say stop sign

#22
27 November 2010 - 08:00 AM

Jerk
Member

I popped three Vicodin and took my bike out into a busy street.
You should've seen the look on the poor girl's face when she slammed on her brakes.

#23
27 November 2010 - 08:23 AM

KAS Bat
Member

One party, drunk friends, a couple eggs each and one car owned by some douche with anger issues.
I'll leave you to figure out the rest.

#24
27 November 2010 - 08:27 AM

Jerk
Member

He invited you inside for cookies and had a long chat by the fire place on how vandalism is hurtful.

#25
27 November 2010 - 08:31 AM

navi
Special Ed
Banned

I put and ax through the space on my foot right before the webbing between mu big toe and the one next to it.
I was chopping wood barfoot and had to walk quite a distance though these

http://en.wikipedia....ulus_terrestris

scroll down a bit.

#26
27 November 2010 - 08:32 AM

Apoc
ALL I POST IS SHIT
Banned

no I think baseball bat would mean a bit more here

#27
27 November 2010 - 08:32 AM

Lark
I send pictures of my penis to men while asking girls out
Banned

this has turned into a one up thread

#28
28 November 2010 - 02:13 AM

navi
Special Ed
Banned

Who's winning.
Is it me with my down hill scooter adventure?
wwhhhooooooooo.

#29
28 November 2010 - 02:35 AM

Apoc
ALL I POST IS SHIT
Banned

um no me setting my shirt on fire is still in the lead

#30
28 November 2010 - 09:17 AM

ILB
secretly a man
Member

Topically, we should only be trying to one-up ourselves. ^_^

Or, rather, to list ourselves. Which reminds me; I would not advise any of you to hide inside the classroom during a class - you will be penalised for it. :smirk:

#31
28 November 2010 - 01:34 PM

Apoc
ALL I POST IS SHIT
Banned

"lets put porn up to make people get in trouble" some may say
but I say "don't use forums in school school is for learnin and being bored"

#32
28 November 2010 - 01:39 PM

Moddy Auld
Member

Went to my friend's place for his birthday. The was clearly open. He motioned me to come in. I went to enter. And bam. I'd hit some sort of invisible forcefield that rattled at my attempt. Dumbfounded, I watched as my friend instantly hobbled over in laughter. I heard more, and sure enough, there were two other alreay there to see this all unfold. So I blushed and reached out my hand to open the GLASS DOOR (a very clean one, I might add), and stepped into the living area quite loud with laughter at my amazing powers of observation.

"Glad you liked that," I grinned to my friend, "because that's your birthday present!"

It really was quite funny though.

#33
01 December 2010 - 03:11 AM

iain_westy
Member

I cycled into a Gate at 20mph because i'd turned my head to bleat at a lamb and didn't see the stupid gate.
later i lied and said that a group of 8 yearold had slamed it shut just as i reached it.
bent my bike frame. I really liked that bike too.

#34
14 January 2011 - 05:50 PM

DuffelBag
Member

Let myself get bitten on the head by this crazy giant monkey. Never seen so much blood in my life, was lucky not to get rabies.
I've still got the scar somewhere under all that hair...

#35
14 January 2011 - 06:27 PM

bigdogstan
Member

i love this tread

when i was 10 or 9 or even possibly 8 i jumped on a big rubber ball(the size of a soccer/football)

i went flying a few feet and fell on the ground,
i went immediately got up and convinced my friend to do it too

she did the exact same

#36
14 January 2011 - 08:45 PM

Cloud
Member

Snapped a bed in two out of sheer rage.
Pretty fuckin stupid amirite?

I was younger and more foolish

#37
14 January 2011 - 10:23 PM

Jorje
Member

CLOUD SMASH!!

#38
14 January 2011 - 11:50 PM

iain_westy
Member

I cycled into the back of a parked van. I was looking down at my front tyer

#39
15 January 2011 - 01:58 PM

DavCube
Member

I have three reletively minor car accident stories.

Part the first: Rear-ended someone due to fishing around for skittles.

Part the second: Cracked off a part of the passenger rear-view mirror by hitting a road work sign with it. Couldn't really avoid it, they put it way too far out into the road, it was snowy, and i had someone coming the other way. On a street where the speed limit was 55. Yeah.

Part the third: Lightly hit another car in an employee lot while backing up. THEY NEED LIGHTS IN THAT FRIKKIN PLACE, DAMMIT. Luckily, neither car seemed to really be even damaged, so i drove off. Haven't heard anything of it since.

#40
15 January 2011 - 03:45 PM