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Happy Fouth of July!

Susan
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harlot and pretend virgin and quitter

Happy Fourth of July, people! Isn't it amazing to be alive today, with more than three centuries under our belt as the greatest nation in the world? I'm damn proud to be an American Citizen, how about you? I love the US of A! Don't fuck with us! Now, let's demonstrate our wonderful patriotism: Join me in singing about our great country!

https://www.youtube....h?v=OzEJC03w4ow

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Verse 1

There's a feeling comes a-stealing,
And it sets my stomach reeling,
When I'm listening to bullshit of that man upon the stand.
Any man like Rick Santorum
Makes me want to really hurt 'em,
It's that 'patriotic' something that I can really barely stand.

"Way down south, in the land of cotton,"
Ignorance untiring,
How nauseating.

Hurrah! Hurrah! More fucking idiocy!
And that's not the best, oh no, not at all!
Red, white and blue, I despise you!
Honest, you're a tired rag!

Verse 2

I'm no cranky hanky panky,
I was a dead square, honest Yankee,
And I used to be proud of that flag
That flew for Uncle Sam.
Now those American ideals
Have been replaced by Pastors' 'reals'
And so unequality is present, thanks to 'God' and man.
Here's a land with a million soldiers,
Hopefully we won't need 'em,
They'll fight for oppression!

Hurrah! Hurrah! Religion in our gov[3]
Screw all of our laws!
Ev'ry cross, ev'ry bible.
Red, white and blue,
Hats off to you
Nowhere else is this pathetic!

Chorus

You're a tired rag,
You're a waving disgrace
And forever in ignorance you will wave.

You're the emblem of
The land I hate.
The banner of religious oppression!

Ev'ry mouth spouts hate
'neath the Red, White and Blue,
Where there's always a homophobe or racist.

But should equality return to us,
Keep your eye on the tired rag.

#1
04 July 2012 - 09:09 AM

Ace
BCI Member

I have never said this to anyone before.

You should consider suicide.

#2
04 July 2012 - 12:40 PM

Rex
Member

That's one way to get away from santorum.

#3
04 July 2012 - 12:42 PM

Jerk
Member

AMERICA DAY SHIT YEAH

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#4
04 July 2012 - 12:51 PM

Nimbus26
Member

Happy fourth of July, everyone! 8-)

#5
04 July 2012 - 01:26 PM

Phantaruz
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I have never said this to anyone before.

You should consider suicide.

Why? I loved the song

#6
04 July 2012 - 01:58 PM

Kaxbe
Member

deth 2america

#7
04 July 2012 - 03:09 PM

Infinity
Member

Happy fourth of july?

#8
04 July 2012 - 03:59 PM

wacko
Knows more about BCB than Taeshi
Member

Remember, remember the fifth of November.

#9
04 July 2012 - 04:30 PM

thetaEpsilon
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wacko, on 04 July 2012 - 04:30 PM, said:

Remember, remember the fifth of November.

The Gunpowder Treason and Plot.

#10
04 July 2012 - 04:43 PM

CaptainBaconMan
Member

I'm just so proud of the men and women we send over to slaughter innocent people.

#11
04 July 2012 - 04:49 PM

Jerk
Member

CLEANSE THIS AMERICAN EARTH OF THE MUD PEOPLES

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NEVER FORGET

#12
04 July 2012 - 05:20 PM

Susan
BCI Member
harlot and pretend virgin and quitter

Ace, on 04 July 2012 - 12:40 PM, said:

I have never said this to anyone before.

You should consider suicide.

You filthy Pink-O Communist scum, how dare you call yourself an American citizen? What right do you have to barge in here when we are praising our great nation (praise Jesus for making us the most awesome!)? I bet you're probably a filthy liberal and one of Nobama's dirty little minions who are hell-bent on destroying this wonderful country and her close ties with God! I'll pray for your soul tonight, because when God comes knocking on your door to judge you, it won't be pretty.

People like you make America a terrible place.
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#13
04 July 2012 - 05:52 PM

Ace
BCI Member

I was just trying to help. No need to be such a bitch.

#14
04 July 2012 - 06:41 PM

thetaEpsilon
Member

Your attitude is completely wrong, Ace.

#15
04 July 2012 - 06:42 PM

spikespiegel
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Susan, on 04 July 2012 - 09:09 AM, said:

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happy day

#16
04 July 2012 - 07:05 PM

falconboy99
BCI Member

AMERICA AMERICA GOD SHED HIS FUR ON THEE
AND FROWN ON DOING GOOD
WITH THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD
FROM THAT SEA TO POLLUTED SEA.

#17
04 July 2012 - 08:01 PM

thetaEpsilon
Member

falconboy99, on 04 July 2012 - 08:01 PM, said:

AMERICA AMERICA GOD SHED HIS FUR ON THEE
AND FROWN ON DOING GOOD
WITH THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD
FROM THAT SEA TO POLLUTED SEA.

Avatar fits.

#18
04 July 2012 - 08:18 PM

mAceOfHearts
Member

It's times like these I kinda like being Danish.
Happy fourth, everyone.

#19
04 July 2012 - 08:36 PM

Jerk
Member

mAceOfHearts, on 04 July 2012 - 08:36 PM, said:

It's times like these I kinda like being Danish.

Your country hasn't done anything awesome since Canute.

#20
04 July 2012 - 08:41 PM

Splee36
Member

Happy Fourth of July everyone.

Spoiler

#21
04 July 2012 - 09:42 PM

ILB
secretly a man
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Your country hasn't done anything awesome since Canute.

They did have shared honours for Ludvig Holberg, who in many ways was an equivalent response to Jonathan Swift. His plays are quite remarkable. ^_^

Oh, but it is no wonder they had a down period. They had to control us, lowly peasant Norwegians that we are, for so long. Their efforts must have all been spent on correcting the incorrigible. :smirk:

Meanwhile, it remains for me to wish all the U.S. citizens a happy and merry day, except you should probably put aside a little bit of the merry for now.

#22
05 July 2012 - 12:14 AM

Ace
BCI Member

Thanks ILB. We celebrated in the most festive way in Greece.

By that I meant pretend we weren't American.

#23
05 July 2012 - 03:53 AM

Jerk
Member

Did Ludvig Holberg push Anglo-Saxon England's shit in?

No?

DIDN'T GODDAMN THINK SO.

#24
05 July 2012 - 04:10 AM

Moosack
Member

Here's what the temperature is like Stateside on this 4th of July:
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Ace, on 05 July 2012 - 03:53 AM, said:

Thanks ILB. We celebrated in the most festive way in Greece.

By that I meant pretend we weren't American.

They're all just upset that the rest of Europe wants to drop their failing economy.

#25
05 July 2012 - 04:22 AM

Dynamic
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#26
05 July 2012 - 04:22 PM

ILB
secretly a man
Member

I am quite certain he never did, Johnny. ^_^

However, if you seek bravery, bravado and bravura, then Anders Lassen might pique your interest.

#27
05 July 2012 - 06:53 PM

mAceOfHearts
Member

Also, Hans Christian Andersen.
Very famous Danish author, wrote a lot of stories that you probably know of.

#28
05 July 2012 - 07:56 PM

wacko
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Member

I would also tend to think that Hans Christian Andersen did not push Anglo-Saxon England's shit in, with the possible exception of a certain Mr. Dickens. :smirk:

#29
05 July 2012 - 08:09 PM

Jerk
Member

I was never an Anderson fan.

In a thousand years, the only great Dane worth mentioning is Scooby Doo.

#30
05 July 2012 - 08:53 PM

Seppucrow
Member

Fuck this is too late to post this but happy 5th of July!!!!!!

#31
05 July 2012 - 10:11 PM

ILB
secretly a man
Member

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Also, Hans Christian Andersen.
Very famous Danish author, wrote a lot of stories that you probably know of.

I was about to mention him, but then I realised that Johnny would not only name him as a cigarette but also as a bundle of sticks tied together. :smirk:

Possibly, he would also have described him as "very happy".

But oh, Scooby Doo is certainly a great Dane. ^_^

This post has been edited by ILB: 05 July 2012 - 11:11 PM

#32
05 July 2012 - 11:09 PM

Jerk
Member

ILB, on 05 July 2012 - 11:09 PM, said:

I was about to mention him, but then I realised that Johnny would not only name him as a cigarette but also as a bundle of sticks tied together. :smirk:

Possibly, he would also have described him as "very happy".

You do know me well and in the past that would've been true, but I've been pretty conservative about it unless its use is absolutely unavoidable, such as discussing furries or bronies. It's like trying to talk about Africa and not bring up HIV.

#33
06 July 2012 - 01:17 AM

ChewySmokey
BCI Member

Silly Americans, it's the 1st of July that has any significance.

#34
06 July 2012 - 01:20 AM

Jerk
Member

WHO FUCKIN CARES

IT'S FUCKIN FREEDOM WEEK

YOU'RE WELCOME FOR WORLD WARS ONE AND TWO, BY THE WAY.

#35
06 July 2012 - 01:25 AM

falconboy99
BCI Member

ChewySmokey, on 06 July 2012 - 01:20 AM, said:

Silly Americans, it's the 1st of July that has any significance.

Get oht, cause there's aboot to be trouble.

#36
06 July 2012 - 02:15 AM

wacko
Knows more about BCB than Taeshi
Member

How about that War of 1812, eh? Jolly good ripper, that.

#37
06 July 2012 - 04:06 AM

Jerk
Member

We should annex you just to piss off Quebec. It must be frustrating being ruled by two queens: Elizabeth II and Steve Harper.

#38
06 July 2012 - 04:14 AM

wacko
Knows more about BCB than Taeshi
Member

Admit it, you just want us for our socialized health care, our same-sex marriages, and our BC bud.

#39
06 July 2012 - 04:19 AM

Jerk
Member

You can keep your gay hippie Communism.

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#40
06 July 2012 - 04:33 AM

Rex
Member

that must be an american arm. i can tell because of the pixels.

#41
06 July 2012 - 05:03 AM

Titanium Dragon
BCI Member

Patriotism is for retards.

But bitching about your country for no good reason isn't really useful either.

Sorry you were born with a penis, Susan, but that isn't Uncle Sam's fault. All countries are a mixed bag, but the US is better than most.

#42
07 July 2012 - 04:22 AM

Jerk
Member

Titanium Dragon, on 07 July 2012 - 04:22 AM, said:

All countries are a mixed bag, but the US is better than ~~most~~ Canada.

#43
07 July 2012 - 04:48 AM

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