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Corny romance/pickup lines

There are 206 bones it the human body, want one more? 8-D
Who's got a good one?

This post has been edited by ICouldntThinkOfAName: 30 July 2012 - 09:46 PM

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  • 30 July 2012 - 09:46 PM
  • Meowth
  • Please go easy on me. I don't like critique. Or my title.
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How many dead, naked bar-whores does it take for me to get off...?

Wanna find out?
  • #2
  • 30 July 2012 - 09:48 PM
You're so hot, you denature my proteins.

Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand?

Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.

(There was this one kid in my bio class last year who loved these things. There were more, but that's all I can remember)
  • #3
  • 31 July 2012 - 12:59 AM
Roses are red, violets are blue
My cock will tear your vag in two.
  • #4
  • 31 July 2012 - 08:02 AM
Hey babe, wanna give me a map? Cuz I'm lost in your eyes.
  • #5
  • 03 August 2012 - 08:58 AM
You tired, because you've been runnin' threw my mind all day?
  • #6
  • 03 August 2012 - 09:17 AM
Hey baby, bend over.

Your clothes are still on, why is this?

This post has been edited by ChewySmokey: 03 August 2012 - 10:19 AM

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  • 03 August 2012 - 10:18 AM
pick-up lines, not "here's your rape" lines.

also, never needed a pick-up line, wut wut.
  • #8
  • 03 August 2012 - 11:06 AM

Kaxbe, on 03 August 2012 - 11:06 AM, said:

pick-up lines, not "here's your rape" lines.

also, never needed a pick-up line, wut wut.

corny romance is also an option
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  • 03 August 2012 - 11:14 AM

ChewySmokey, on 03 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

Kaxbe, on 03 August 2012 - 11:06 AM, said:

pick-up lines, not "here's your rape" lines.

also, never needed a pick-up line, wut wut.

corny romance is also an option


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also this:
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  • #10
  • 04 August 2012 - 02:32 AM
I've got some cuffs, I've got a badge
Now drop your pants and spread you vag
  • #11
  • 04 August 2012 - 03:09 AM
Excuse me madam, but I'm part of FBI. Now please asume the postion.
  • #12
  • 04 August 2012 - 03:15 AM
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

This post has been edited by CaptainBaconMan: 04 August 2012 - 05:39 PM

  • #13
  • 04 August 2012 - 05:38 PM
Hi, my name is Pogo. Would you like a ride on my stick?
  • #14
  • 04 August 2012 - 05:51 PM
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  • #15
  • 05 August 2012 - 12:49 AM
  • Taeshi
  • one hot bitch
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You guys are terrible at this
  • #16
  • 05 August 2012 - 12:57 AM
Hey baby, are you the avatar, cause you sure know how to bend~~~~

Hey baby are you peanut butter cause you're smooooothhhhhhhh.

Oh pickup lines how often I encounter thee.
  • #17
  • 05 August 2012 - 01:14 AM

Taeshi, on 05 August 2012 - 12:57 AM, said:

You guys are terrible at this

and we wonder why we're single... :O

guess i'll post some actual cheesy pick ups that aren't rape-y lol

-I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter

-Do you like raisins? How about a date?

-I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

-If I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

-Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants. (wait...what?)
  • #18
  • 05 August 2012 - 01:25 AM
Hey babe, can you drive stick? Cause I'm stickshift right now
  • #19
  • 05 August 2012 - 01:29 AM
"you make me blush and I want to do romantic things to your face"

Actual quote with girlfriend aka romance makes you stupid okay.
Okay.


I think this follows the topic even though it isn't rapey.
  • #20
  • 05 August 2012 - 01:33 AM
i dont think it was meant to be the topic, just sort of happened lol

-(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?

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This post has been edited by Coda: 05 August 2012 - 01:51 AM

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  • 05 August 2012 - 01:44 AM
hey there lil' mama lemme whisper in yo ear
  • #22
  • 05 August 2012 - 02:45 PM

View PostTaeshi, on 05 August 2012 - 12:57 AM, said:

You guys are terrible at this

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Corny romance/pickup lines

The title just screams "COMEDY GOLD AHOY."
  • #23
  • 05 August 2012 - 08:02 PM
Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.


If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?


Hi, I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?
  • #24
  • 05 August 2012 - 09:19 PM
This thread....love it.

Hey, somebody better call heaven, cause they are getting an angel tonight.
  • #25
  • 06 August 2012 - 01:41 AM
Hey, I'm not feeling myself today. Can I feel you?
  • #26
  • 06 August 2012 - 02:07 AM
Hey, my name's Fred Flintstone, may I come to your place and make your Bedrock?
  • #27
  • 06 August 2012 - 02:49 AM
Some faggot shit to use while slipping her a Rohypnol.

I've been sitting over there for awhile now, and I really hope you don't think it's creepy of me to say so, but I love the sound of your laugh. Absolutely. I don't know what it is about it that just cuts through the music and the small talk. Could I buy a drink for the girl with the beautiful laugh, maybe hang around awhile? I want to know how to get you to make that sound.
  • #28
  • 06 August 2012 - 03:34 AM
My friends once asked me if I had a pickup line. This was literally the most ridiculous thing I could think of at the time:

"So...when was the last time you went to a hospital?"
  • #29
  • 06 August 2012 - 03:36 AM
"Hey, are you an angel cuz.... I forgot lets have sex." - actually had this used on me. I said no but it made me lol.
  • #30
  • 06 August 2012 - 03:54 AM
I'm more than mature enough, in fact everyone I've been with said I was pre-mature.
  • #31
  • 06 August 2012 - 05:04 AM
My name's Steve, let's go sit on my chair...I don't fucking know what the hell I just said.

This post has been edited by Splee36: 06 August 2012 - 04:14 PM

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  • 06 August 2012 - 04:12 PM
I'll just drop this here.

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  • #33
  • 06 August 2012 - 09:50 PM
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
but here's a condom,
I'll fuck you safely.
  • #34
  • 07 August 2012 - 02:38 AM

View Postfalconboy99, on 07 August 2012 - 02:38 AM, said:

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
but here's a condom,
I'll fuck you safely.

This is my favorite lol
  • #35
  • 07 August 2012 - 03:56 AM
  • lt_amazil
  • i agree, and believe everything migrant just said!
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[1:19:12 AM] Patricia: Nah, he's just a very amusing person who has numerous personalities.
[1:19:14 AM] Patricia: Such as I.
[1:19:17 AM] Patricia: EEHEHEHEHEEHEHEEEE
[1:19:26 AM] Edgewood: and I love each one of them
[1:19:27 AM] Patricia: kays.
[1:19:32 AM] Patricia: :I
[1:20:00 AM] Patricia: Amazil, I wonder why you haven't been crowned king of corny pick up lines yet.
[1:20:24 AM] Myst: king of overeagerness
[1:20:27 AM] Myst: bluh
[1:20:52 AM] Patricia: :P Silly Amazil, Tiggy's only 14.
[1:20:58 AM] Patricia: And still retarded.
[1:21:03 AM] Patricia: AWW YEAAHH
[1:21:17 AM] Edgewood: we're only 2 years apart tiggy, it ain't nothin' to me
[1:21:29 AM] Edgewood: and to prove my crowning I'll just say it
[1:21:36 AM] Edgewood: age is just a number
[1:22:12 AM] Patricia: Sweet Jesus Mary and Joseph the forevervirgins, You just broke the corny meter!
[1:22:22 AM] Edgewood: MWAHAHHAHAHA

This post has been edited by lt_amazil: 07 August 2012 - 04:19 PM

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  • 07 August 2012 - 04:18 PM
AMAZIL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.



now everyone knows my fancy name. :I
  • #37
  • 07 August 2012 - 04:30 PM
  • lt_amazil
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:I Oh, Tiggy a rose by any other name is just as sweet #^_^# (horrible attempt at trying to stay on topic through corniness)

This post has been edited by lt_amazil: 07 August 2012 - 04:55 PM

  • #38
  • 07 August 2012 - 04:55 PM
You know how a puffer fish doubles in size when you touch it? Wanna see what happens when you touch me?
  • #39
  • 07 August 2012 - 06:48 PM
i used to pick up girls by saying cheesy pick up lines but your special
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This post has been edited by the 1D: 07 August 2012 - 07:40 PM

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  • 07 August 2012 - 07:39 PM

View Postthe 1D, on 07 August 2012 - 07:39 PM, said:

i used to pick up girls by saying cheesy pick up lines but your special
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Did you get an arrow to the knee?
  • #41
  • 07 August 2012 - 09:06 PM
Really I.c.t.o.a.n Really????
  • #42
  • 08 August 2012 - 01:17 AM

View PostICouldntThinkOfAName, on 07 August 2012 - 09:06 PM, said:

View Postthe 1D, on 07 August 2012 - 07:39 PM, said:

i used to pick up girls by saying cheesy pick up lines but your special
Posted Image

Did you get an arrow to the knee?

Not only is it "Arrow IN the knee", but that joke's been dead for roughly 8 months.
  • #43
  • 08 August 2012 - 01:29 AM

MintyFishbowl, on 08 August 2012 - 01:29 AM, said:

ICouldntThinkOfAName, on 07 August 2012 - 09:06 PM, said:

the 1D, on 07 August 2012 - 07:39 PM, said:

i used to pick up girls by saying cheesy pick up lines but your special
Posted Image

Did you get an arrow to the knee?

Not only is it "Arrow IN the knee", but that joke's been dead for roughly 8 months.

Chill out bro
  • #44
  • 08 August 2012 - 04:13 AM
Most people here don't chill in fronts of newcomers.
  • #45
  • 08 August 2012 - 04:28 AM
And taking a sharp left turn back onto topic boulevard.

Hey babe, I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
  • #46
  • 08 August 2012 - 04:34 AM
You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive, grrl.
  • #47
  • 08 August 2012 - 04:36 AM
Lets be nerdy and corny at the same time :D

Hay gurl, why don'tcha open up that pokedex so I can get a pikatchu.

Hay gurl, you butterfree upsome time cuz imma beedrillin you all night.
  • #48
  • 08 August 2012 - 04:46 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I use a rubber
Can I fuck you?

This post has been edited by Lvl 50 Fighter: 08 August 2012 - 08:02 AM

  • #49
  • 08 August 2012 - 08:02 AM
Can I a picture of you, so I can show santa what I want for christmas
  • #50
  • 09 August 2012 - 01:08 AM
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