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Corny romance/pickup lines

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  • #51

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm too drunk to remember the rest of the poem
Get naked already
  • #52

This actually happened to my friend: Hey baby wanna go out? I could take you to McDonalds, dollah menu have it your way baby.
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My friend just used the pickup line, "Daaaaaaaaaamn" and got laid...
  • #55

Hey Babe, is your name Google?

Cuz you've got everything I'm searchin' for.
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Oh dat Paulo.
  • #57

Here's one: Touch my penis.
  • #58

I'm a police officer, and you have the right to remain sexy.
  • #59

"Hey baby what's your name" (said with all the creepy inflections) was a nugget from last Halloween on me, I smirked in response.
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Barney Stinson will pay you $20 if you pick up a girl with only one sentence.
And another $20 for the sentence not being, "SSSSOMEBODY S-S-STOP ME!"
  • #61

Never used a pick up line in my life but I'll give it a shot after thinking about one for a bit.

Hey, heaven called and said that they were missing an angel. That wouldn't be you would it?
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