Corny romance/pickup lines
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm too drunk to remember the rest of the poem
Get naked already
Violets are blue
I'm too drunk to remember the rest of the poem
Get naked already
- #52
- 10 August 2012 - 07:39 AM
This actually happened to my friend: Hey baby wanna go out? I could take you to McDonalds, dollah menu have it your way baby.
- #53
- 10 August 2012 - 11:38 PM
- #54
- 10 August 2012 - 11:44 PM
My friend just used the pickup line, "Daaaaaaaaaamn" and got laid...
- #55
- 13 August 2012 - 05:49 AM
Hey Babe, is your name Google?
Cuz you've got everything I'm searchin' for.
Cuz you've got everything I'm searchin' for.
- #56
- 14 August 2012 - 12:31 AM
- #57
- 14 August 2012 - 01:02 AM
Here's one: Touch my penis.
- #58
- 14 August 2012 - 01:11 AM
I'm a police officer, and you have the right to remain sexy.
- #59
- 14 August 2012 - 04:47 AM
"Hey baby what's your name" (said with all the creepy inflections) was a nugget from last Halloween on me, I smirked in response.
- #60
- 14 August 2012 - 06:00 AM
Barney Stinson will pay you $20 if you pick up a girl with only one sentence.
And another $20 for the sentence not being, "SSSSOMEBODY S-S-STOP ME!"
And another $20 for the sentence not being, "SSSSOMEBODY S-S-STOP ME!"
- #61
- 28 August 2012 - 06:56 AM
Never used a pick up line in my life but I'll give it a shot after thinking about one for a bit.
Hey, heaven called and said that they were missing an angel. That wouldn't be you would it?
Hey, heaven called and said that they were missing an angel. That wouldn't be you would it?
- #62
- 28 August 2012 - 10:38 AM







