Spoiler
You are now cat. What do you do.........meow?
A Bittersweet Adventure
- SpaceMouse
- BCI Member
- his custom license plate literally reads "M0US3Y"
> Call Paulo
- #5
- 01 November 2012 - 02:25 PM
> Choke on lamp
- #7
- 01 November 2012 - 11:36 PM
>acquire arms
You already have arms, stupid!
>investigate why that health bar over your head is missing a chunk.
That's quite obviously, a window and suggesting it would be anything else is ridiculous and bizarre.
Cat now finds you a bit strange.
>take sheet from bed
>cut scarf from sheet
>wear scarf
meow!
No way! Then you would look like a certain SCARFED individual, and you wouldn't want that. He sucks.
> Call Paulo
You would call a certain SOMALI individual whose name may or may not be "Paulo", but you lack a cellphone! You'd have to navigate to The Kitchen to make that call.
> Find weapon.
That's incredibly vague! Besides, you are a weapon.
You already have arms, stupid!
>investigate why that health bar over your head is missing a chunk.
That's quite obviously, a window and suggesting it would be anything else is ridiculous and bizarre.
Cat now finds you a bit strange.
>take sheet from bed
>cut scarf from sheet
>wear scarf
meow!
No way! Then you would look like a certain SCARFED individual, and you wouldn't want that. He sucks.
> Call Paulo
You would call a certain SOMALI individual whose name may or may not be "Paulo", but you lack a cellphone! You'd have to navigate to The Kitchen to make that call.
> Find weapon.
That's incredibly vague! Besides, you are a weapon.
- #8
- 02 November 2012 - 12:05 AM
- SpaceMouse
- BCI Member
- his custom license plate literally reads "M0US3Y"
> examine nightstand, since YOUR PHONE TOTALLY ISN'T THERE
- #10
- 02 November 2012 - 03:21 AM
- Sky_Paladin
- BCI Member
I am a cat. My priorities are 1 - Eat, 2 - Sleep. If this can be done in the sun, you are on to a winning combination.
Go to Kitchen. Look for food. Get food. Eat food. Worry about consequences later.
Go to Kitchen. Look for food. Get food. Eat food. Worry about consequences later.
- #12
- 02 November 2012 - 05:28 AM
- Dr. Klaus
Member
if there is a door:
>>exit through door
if there is no door:
>>exit through window
Come on guys, in the beginning, the world is hardly established. The first part of any story is exploration.
Although you shouldn't say no to everything we tell you to do, Number101.
>>exit through door
if there is no door:
>>exit through window
Come on guys, in the beginning, the world is hardly established. The first part of any story is exploration.
Although you shouldn't say no to everything we tell you to do, Number101.
This post has been edited by Dr. Klaus: 02 November 2012 - 11:27 AM
- #13
- 02 November 2012 - 11:26 AM
- Maverik
- Moderator
Dr. Klaus, on 02 November 2012 - 11:26 AM, said:
Come on guys, in the beginning, the world is hardly established. The first part of any story is exploration.
Although you shouldn't say no to everything we tell you to do, Number101.
Although you shouldn't say no to everything we tell you to do, Number101.
You haven't seen many of these have you? Faffing about and fighting against the character is all part of the game man.
- #14
- 02 November 2012 - 11:58 AM
> examine nightstand, since YOUR PHONE TOTALLY ISN'T THERE
That's not a phone. That's your alarm clock that just happens to look really flat from far away.
>ponder this sudden influx of voices telling you to do things. Is this normal for you?
Yeah it is. They're not making you jump on the bed today though. But you do it anyway because it's fun.
>also maybe look out that window since you're already listening to the disembodied voices.
Nothing too exciting outside. What were you expecti-
Oh my god the red flippy thing is up. You have mail.
if there is a door:
>>exit through door
if there is no door:
>>exit through window
Go to Kitchen. Look for food. Get food. Eat food. Worry about consequences later.
> leve room because it's boring and theres nothing to do.
You attempt to leave your room because it is boring and there is nothing to do. The door is locked and requires a key to open.
Which is odd because you don't even remember having a lock on your door.
And you're sorry but there's no way you're jumping out your window. Cats always land on their feet but c'mon.
>open dresser drawer with mouth because you have no arms and look for arms.
You open the drawer with the microscopic mouth that is presumably hidden on your hand.
Inside you find: SCHOOLWORK(3), A PHOTO OF YOU AND A SCARFED INDIVIDUAL(1), A WATCH and a COLOR CODED LOCKBOX.
That's not a phone. That's your alarm clock that just happens to look really flat from far away.
>ponder this sudden influx of voices telling you to do things. Is this normal for you?
Yeah it is. They're not making you jump on the bed today though. But you do it anyway because it's fun.
>also maybe look out that window since you're already listening to the disembodied voices.
Nothing too exciting outside. What were you expecti-
Oh my god the red flippy thing is up. You have mail.
if there is a door:
>>exit through door
if there is no door:
>>exit through window
Go to Kitchen. Look for food. Get food. Eat food. Worry about consequences later.
> leve room because it's boring and theres nothing to do.
You attempt to leave your room because it is boring and there is nothing to do. The door is locked and requires a key to open.
Which is odd because you don't even remember having a lock on your door.
And you're sorry but there's no way you're jumping out your window. Cats always land on their feet but c'mon.
>open dresser drawer with mouth because you have no arms and look for arms.
You open the drawer with the microscopic mouth that is presumably hidden on your hand.
Inside you find: SCHOOLWORK(3), A PHOTO OF YOU AND A SCARFED INDIVIDUAL(1), A WATCH and a COLOR CODED LOCKBOX.
Spoiler
- #16
- 02 November 2012 - 10:28 PM
- Sky_Paladin
- BCI Member
We've been locked in our own bedroom? That's nuts. (And a weird sentence to write. What are we, Gollum? The Royal Family?)
OHMYGODSHINYTHING.
Flip the dials around and see how many different colours there are.
OHMYGODSHINYTHING.
Flip the dials around and see how many different colours there are.
- #17
- 03 November 2012 - 01:11 AM
- Dr. Klaus
Member
Is the house white? Is there an open field to the west?
>>open mailbox
There is a small leaflet.
>>get leaflet
Taken.
Oh Oh!
>>throw watch out window. If it falls, time is moving normally. If it flies, the days could be whizzing past like cars on the interstate.
>>open mailbox
There is a small leaflet.
>>get leaflet
Taken.
Oh Oh!
>>throw watch out window. If it falls, time is moving normally. If it flies, the days could be whizzing past like cars on the interstate.
This post has been edited by Dr. Klaus: 03 November 2012 - 01:49 AM
- #18
- 03 November 2012 - 01:48 AM
- DeathfromAbove
- Member
>Looks at photo of you and scarfed individual
> Sighs and moves on
>Looks at color coded lock box
> Sighs and moves on
>Looks at color coded lock box
- #19
- 03 November 2012 - 01:54 AM
- Maverik
- Moderator
>examine the watch closely. Longingly... Lovingly? It surely holds the key to the lock box!
So... I get that this is meant to be a Zork reference but... What?
Dr. Klaus, on 03 November 2012 - 01:48 AM, said:
Is the house white? Is there an open field to the west?
>>open mailbox
There is a small leaflet.
>>get leaflet
Taken.
Oh Oh!
>>throw watch out window. If it falls, time is moving normally. If it flies, the days could be whizzing past like cars on the interstate.
>>open mailbox
There is a small leaflet.
>>get leaflet
Taken.
Oh Oh!
>>throw watch out window. If it falls, time is moving normally. If it flies, the days could be whizzing past like cars on the interstate.
So... I get that this is meant to be a Zork reference but... What?
- #20
- 03 November 2012 - 02:02 AM
>Attempt to open lockbox by dialing random numbers
and
>Examine suspicious object under alarm clock
and
>Examine suspicious object under alarm clock
This post has been edited by KiraDood5: 03 November 2012 - 02:58 AM
- #21
- 03 November 2012 - 02:57 AM
- SpaceMouse
- BCI Member
- his custom license plate literally reads "M0US3Y"
> throw that garbage photo out the window
- #22
- 03 November 2012 - 03:04 AM
OHMYGODSHINYTHING.
Flip the dials around and see how many different colours there are.
>Looks at color coded lock box
>Attempt to open lockbox by dialing random numbers
It looks like there are about 30 colors in each slot. Most of which won't be shown because that would be a pain. You feel as though this might take days.
>examine the watch closely. Longingly... Lovingly? It surely holds the key to the lock box!
The face of the watch shows several strange symbols where the numbers should be. You doubt it's very practical to tell time with. The symbols are, STAR, DIVISION, CLUBS, SWORD, PLAY, DIAMONDS, PAUSE, SHIELD, SPADE, MINUS, PLUS, HEART. You all at once realize that you will be dealing with weird puzzle shit.
>Examine suspicious object under alarm clock
You remove a slip of paper from beneath the alarm clock. The paper reads, 1 Z and nothing more. You store it in your CODE BELT for later reference.
>Looks at photo of you and scarfed individual
Ahh sweet memories. Just look at you and that Scarfed Individual. His charming smile. What good times those were. A smile fleetingly finds itself upon your face.
>take framed picture and break the glass
then
>search for a hidden message behind the picture
Well that's enough of that.
On the other side of the photo you find the code 2 M. Daa Daa Daa DAAAAH!
You store it too, in your CODE BELT for further reference. It appears there are two more pieces of code to find in this room.
>Chuck Norris your way through the door. After all you are a weapon, aren't you? <3
You futilely batter the door with your most powerful of karate kicks. It does not budge. You are however, now on the other side of the room.
Flip the dials around and see how many different colours there are.
>Looks at color coded lock box
>Attempt to open lockbox by dialing random numbers
It looks like there are about 30 colors in each slot. Most of which won't be shown because that would be a pain. You feel as though this might take days.
>examine the watch closely. Longingly... Lovingly? It surely holds the key to the lock box!
The face of the watch shows several strange symbols where the numbers should be. You doubt it's very practical to tell time with. The symbols are, STAR, DIVISION, CLUBS, SWORD, PLAY, DIAMONDS, PAUSE, SHIELD, SPADE, MINUS, PLUS, HEART. You all at once realize that you will be dealing with weird puzzle shit.
>Examine suspicious object under alarm clock
You remove a slip of paper from beneath the alarm clock. The paper reads, 1 Z and nothing more. You store it in your CODE BELT for later reference.
>Looks at photo of you and scarfed individual
Ahh sweet memories. Just look at you and that Scarfed Individual. His charming smile. What good times those were. A smile fleetingly finds itself upon your face.
>take framed picture and break the glass
then
>search for a hidden message behind the picture
Well that's enough of that.
On the other side of the photo you find the code 2 M. Daa Daa Daa DAAAAH!
You store it too, in your CODE BELT for further reference. It appears there are two more pieces of code to find in this room.
>Chuck Norris your way through the door. After all you are a weapon, aren't you? <3
You futilely batter the door with your most powerful of karate kicks. It does not budge. You are however, now on the other side of the room.
- #26
- 03 November 2012 - 08:01 PM
>Search under pillow
>Examine poster near door
>Examine poster near door
- #27
- 03 November 2012 - 09:08 PM
- SpaceMouse
- BCI Member
- his custom license plate literally reads "M0US3Y"
> Go under bed, pretend you're in a fort
- #28
- 03 November 2012 - 10:44 PM
>Use your tail to fly out the window.
Sadly you may not pursue your dreams of tail-flight, because you are not a character from Sonic the Hedgehog.
> Go under bed, pretend you're in a fort
You heave up your brick-like bed, but find nothing but a reminder of how dirty your carpet is.
>Examine poster near door
It's a poster of your favorite game, Red-Paw Pounder: The squishening. This poster in particular features you're favorite character, Mei-Ow Fei, versus the despicable General Pussy, who was later removed from the game. For copyright issues. There is also a small photo of a Scarfed Individual next to it.
>examine contents of the bookcase
You do this with great vigor, disregarding any books you deem useless. "How to Escape a Locked Room" Hah! Hogwash.
>hurl a book through the window. This is obviously the only way to open it and get some air in here
Oops.
You hear a yelp followed by mutters of frustration below.
It's your brother, Taller White Cat Who Is Also Male. Or Sam for short.
It appears Sam was retrieving the mail when your literature barrage struck him from above.
Sadly you may not pursue your dreams of tail-flight, because you are not a character from Sonic the Hedgehog.
> Go under bed, pretend you're in a fort
You heave up your brick-like bed, but find nothing but a reminder of how dirty your carpet is.
>Examine poster near door
It's a poster of your favorite game, Red-Paw Pounder: The squishening. This poster in particular features you're favorite character, Mei-Ow Fei, versus the despicable General Pussy, who was later removed from the game. For copyright issues. There is also a small photo of a Scarfed Individual next to it.
>examine contents of the bookcase
You do this with great vigor, disregarding any books you deem useless. "How to Escape a Locked Room" Hah! Hogwash.
>hurl a book through the window. This is obviously the only way to open it and get some air in here
Oops.
You hear a yelp followed by mutters of frustration below.
It's your brother, Taller White Cat Who Is Also Male. Or Sam for short.
It appears Sam was retrieving the mail when your literature barrage struck him from above.
- #32
- 05 November 2012 - 01:00 AM
>Investigate reverse of photo of scarfed individual by the poster.
>Investigate game console in the bookcase. Ponder how to use it without a television.
>Investigate game console in the bookcase. Ponder how to use it without a television.
- #36
- 05 November 2012 - 10:32 PM
>Investigate reverse of photo of scarfed individual by the poster.
You found another piece of code! Only one more to go!
>Investigate game console in the bookcase. Ponder how to use it without a television.
Oh well that's very simp-
>continue to destroy room by knocking over bookcase.
You decide it doesn't matter anymore.
> Hit Sam again
>> With your ass
>>> as in jump on him, landing on something soft and escaping the room
Regretfully, you are far too OBESE to perform such a feat. You cannot fit through the window.
>quick! a clever disguise! sam must never know who threw the book!
Lucy? Who is this Lucy? You are obviously a terrorist. This seems like a stupid disguise.
>Proceed to throw more books out the window.
You do so with a book you had handy just for this occasion.
Sam retrieves the letter. He says he doesn't know what your problem is today but you had a letter come in the mail. He also says he's telling your parents you broke a window.
>laugh at sam.
Sam does not find your laughter amusing. Sam is displeased.
You found another piece of code! Only one more to go!
>Investigate game console in the bookcase. Ponder how to use it without a television.
Oh well that's very simp-
>continue to destroy room by knocking over bookcase.
You decide it doesn't matter anymore.
> Hit Sam again
>> With your ass
>>> as in jump on him, landing on something soft and escaping the room
Regretfully, you are far too OBESE to perform such a feat. You cannot fit through the window.
>quick! a clever disguise! sam must never know who threw the book!
Lucy? Who is this Lucy? You are obviously a terrorist. This seems like a stupid disguise.
>Proceed to throw more books out the window.
You do so with a book you had handy just for this occasion.
Sam retrieves the letter. He says he doesn't know what your problem is today but you had a letter come in the mail. He also says he's telling your parents you broke a window.
>laugh at sam.
Sam does not find your laughter amusing. Sam is displeased.
- #38
- 06 November 2012 - 08:32 PM
>Slide a piece of paper from your school work under the door and see if it comes back.
- #39
- 07 November 2012 - 12:53 AM
>smash the lamp on the wall, the last piece of the code must be in it!
- #40
- 07 November 2012 - 05:17 AM
- Chris
- teabagging furfag
Member 
> attempt color code blue red yellow green or green yellow blue red
> cut batman symbol in lampshade with claws, wait till night, shine out window
> ponder why your arms seem to retract back into you not unlike those of a tortoise when not in use
> cut batman symbol in lampshade with claws, wait till night, shine out window
> ponder why your arms seem to retract back into you not unlike those of a tortoise when not in use
This post has been edited by Chris: 07 November 2012 - 05:59 AM
- #41
- 07 November 2012 - 05:55 AM
- Sky_Paladin
- BCI Member
Did we check under the bed for things yet? I don't think we did that yet.
>Look under bed
>Look under bed
- #44
- 08 November 2012 - 01:16 AM
- Maverik
- Moderator
Sky_Paladin, on 08 November 2012 - 01:16 AM, said:
Did we check under the bed for things yet? I don't think we did that yet.
>Look under bed
>Look under bed
We did in fact! It's not the kind of bed that has an "Under". It's flat on the floor.
>hey, whats in that bottom draw?
>use it as a fort for your imagination!
- #46
- 08 November 2012 - 02:33 PM
- Sky_Paladin
- BCI Member
Quote
We did in fact! It's not the kind of bed that has an "Under". It's flat on the floor.
Ah, my bad. I should have read more carefully.
- #47
- 08 November 2012 - 03:17 PM
>Slide a piece of paper from your school work under the door and see if it comes back.
It does, but it's all crumpled up. Someone must be out there.
>smash the lamp on the wall, the last piece of the code must be in it!
You find nothing in the lamp but disappointment.
> attempt color code blue red yellow green or green yellow blue red
You already attempted number of random combinations. None of which were successful!
> cut batman symbol in lampshade with claws, wait till night, shine out window
You just broke your lamp!
> ponder why your arms seem to retract back into you not unlike those of a tortoise when not in use
Because you are a tortoise! With your mighty armored shell you stand invulnerable to all attacks! You are invincible to nearly every weapon!
>>Make a mental note to get fat-reduction surgery. You fatty fat fatass.
Words still hurt though. ..words still hurt.
> Check the back of the poster since you are at it.
You found one of your old fanfictions! Needless to say, you were foolish when you were little, but have matured and grown out of that stage. You can learn a lot in.. what, 2, 3 years?
>hey, whats in that bottom draw?
It appears the drawer is locked! For future shenanigans. Shit.
>Ask Sam to bring us the letter.
>Ask Sam if he has the key of the door.
Sam first states that your room doesn't have a lock, and that you should stop making things up.
He then says that he might have brought you the letter, if you wouldn't have laughed at him.
It looks like he's expecting some kind of apology.
It does, but it's all crumpled up. Someone must be out there.
>smash the lamp on the wall, the last piece of the code must be in it!
You find nothing in the lamp but disappointment.
> attempt color code blue red yellow green or green yellow blue red
You already attempted number of random combinations. None of which were successful!
> cut batman symbol in lampshade with claws, wait till night, shine out window
You just broke your lamp!
> ponder why your arms seem to retract back into you not unlike those of a tortoise when not in use
Because you are a tortoise! With your mighty armored shell you stand invulnerable to all attacks! You are invincible to nearly every weapon!
>>Make a mental note to get fat-reduction surgery. You fatty fat fatass.
Words still hurt though. ..words still hurt.
> Check the back of the poster since you are at it.
You found one of your old fanfictions! Needless to say, you were foolish when you were little, but have matured and grown out of that stage. You can learn a lot in.. what, 2, 3 years?
>hey, whats in that bottom draw?
It appears the drawer is locked! For future shenanigans. Shit.
>Ask Sam to bring us the letter.
>Ask Sam if he has the key of the door.
Sam first states that your room doesn't have a lock, and that you should stop making things up.
He then says that he might have brought you the letter, if you wouldn't have laughed at him.
It looks like he's expecting some kind of apology.
- #49
- 12 November 2012 - 12:02 AM