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A Bittersweet Adventure

  • Meowth
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Be Paulo: check under bed, then examine the weird puzzle shit.
  • #101

BE LUCY> The name maishul is stuck in your head and then you realize you are a different individual whith a blue ribbon in your hair and this is not a dream but a horrible nightmare that you have had. YOU MUST WAKE UP!!
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View PostNumber101, on 04 December 2012 - 08:13 AM, said:

>As Paulo, stare deeply into the TV screen and see whats on the other side

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You look through the glass and see.. Your room. And that uh, that seems to be you. Unconscious on the ground with a condom on your head. Yeah that's you. You're confused, maybe you should look around some more.


BE LUCY > Go to scarfed individual because you no he is a stupid jerckface who cant do any thing whithout you.

You of course know this from experience. You start down the road and.. Wait, up ahead, could it be? Why, it is!

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It's MAISHUL! You're reunited with him at last! He's looking healthy too!

I AM SCREAMING OH MY GOOOOOOD
  • #103

Assuming that the 4 symbol code Paulo found can be deciphered using Lucy's watch in her dresser, the symbols on the watch represent the numbers that were replaced by them.

So you get a four numbered code "7-4-9-6" from that.

How that code ties in with the four letters Lucy found is still a mystery to me.

If you exclusively consider the code Paulo found and use the number as representative of what color book is present in order from left to right. E.g. Book 3 is green. Book 7 is Red.

Red-Pink-Red-Green Comes from that code. I seriously doubt it's that simple, but might as well rule that theory out.


>Lucy try that color combo (Red-Pink-Red-Green) on the lock box on her drawer whenever she wakes up from wonderland.
>Go back to making out with Dizzle if that fails.
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This post has been edited by Purin: 04 December 2012 - 11:29 PM

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Be Paulo: check under bed, then examine the weird puzzle shit.

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There's nothing under there but three soft core porn magazines!

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Oh. It looks like it's some sort of coded lock box! You have a feeling this is going to be a really common theme here!

BE LUCY> The name maishul is stuck in your head and then you realize you are a different individual whith a blue ribbon in your hair and this is not a dream but a horrible nightmare that you have had. YOU MUST WAKE UP!!

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What? That's crazy talk. You aren't even dreaming. You cast a grin in MAISHUL's direction as he laughs the same laugh you remember from when you were kittens. How charming.

Spoiler

  • #105

>as Lucy
>go take a walk with Maisciul, I wanna see how he walks

This post has been edited by Cavara: 05 December 2012 - 08:08 AM

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Aww, ignored my commands.

>Be Lucy: Walk around with maishul, arm-in-arm. Be sure to keep an eye out for predators. Wouldn't want a giant, friend-eating meteor to sneak out of the shadows and eat your friend.

>Be Paulo: Examine corner of room with the electric socket. Add Y1 to your code list thingy whatever.
>Search the room for bits of paper with similar writings on it.
>Try not to asphyxiate with the condom over your head like that.
>Check your alarm clock. It seems to be stuck at 1:58. Keep looking at it for a minute to see if it changes.

This post has been edited by Migrant: 05 December 2012 - 09:40 AM

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BE PAULO> find a window to look out into the big scary world.
  • #108

Paulo> Realize you should take the condom off your head before you die from no oxygen
  • #109

>as Lucy
>go take a walk with Maisciul, I wanna see how he walks

>Be Lucy: Walk around with maishul, arm-in-arm. Be sure to keep an eye out for predators. Wouldn't want a giant, friend-eating meteor to sneak out of the shadows and eat your friend.

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You take MAISHUL in your hands, knowing well that he can't get about on his own. You run into the rising sun, a warm breeze swaying the sea of wheat around you as smiles spread across both your faces..

Let's leave these two love birds alone for awhile, eh? You're sure the next time you see them, the romance will have budded into a beautiful rose.


>Be Paulo: Examine corner of room with the electric socket. Add Y1 to your code list thingy whatever.
>Search the room for bits of paper with similar writings on it.

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That's just a crack in your shitty drywall! Good eye though.

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>Check your alarm clock. It seems to be stuck at 1:58. Keep looking at it for a minute to see if it changes.

Your alarm clock has been broken for like, two years you think. Your dad usually has to wake you up.

BE PAULO> find a window to look out into the big scary world.

You have no windows, for all you know it could be the end of the world outside and you'd just be in here with your porn magazines and old condoms, you survivor, you.

>Try not to asphyxiate with the condom over your head like that.
Paulo> Realize you should take the condom off your head before you die from no oxygen

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Well you're pretty sure you already passed out from it for a second there and dreamed you were in some white room, so it's probably a good idea to ditch it.

You cast the now used Roosterchop into the trash bin beside your bed.

Spoiler

  • #110

>Paulo: Make shitty attempts to solve code.

Well, if we take 1Z 2M 3L 4P and organize the letters alphabetically, we get 3241. If we use the clock in Lucy's room as a guide to translate the numbers, that gives us Clubs, Division, Sword, Star as the potential code for Paulo's lockbox.

Alternatively, we can convert the letters to numbers (26, 13, 12, 16) and take each number modulo 12 to get 2,1,0,4. Converting this to symbols using Lucy's clock as a guide gives Division, Star, Heart, Sword as the potential code.

And if that fails, why not try senseless violence?
>Paulo: Break off chair leg.
>Duct tape broken ruler to chair leg.
>Senselessly attack cracked drywall with your newly crafted MEASURING SPEAR.

This post has been edited by Catalyst: 06 December 2012 - 05:37 AM

  • #111

>peek under your door to see if you can make out anything on the other side
>failing that, use one of those weights cave man style to snap off the door handle
>but don't use that to get out or anything
>use it to look through
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BE PAULO> have a intament thought of you and lucy were you get to hold her and caress her,big,soft,fluffy,lovely,sexy,hot.....pink bow.

This post has been edited by bluefox: 07 December 2012 - 06:56 PM

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bluefox, on 07 December 2012 - 06:48 PM, said:

BE PAULO> have a intament thought of you and lucy were you get to hold her and caress her,big,soft,fluffy,lovely,sexy,hot.....pink ribbon.


>Be Paulo: sensually caress yourself to intimate thoughts of a certain Maishul.
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Meowth, on 07 December 2012 - 07:00 PM, said:

bluefox, on 07 December 2012 - 06:48 PM, said:

BE PAULO> have a intament thought of you and lucy were you get to hold her and caress her,big,soft,fluffy,lovely,sexy,hot.....pink ribbon.


>Be Paulo: sensually caress yourself to intimate thoughts of a certain Maishul.

yes good
>Be Paulo: Flail around your room because you are a sexually frustrated 15 year old trapped in his own room.
  • #115

>Paulo: Make shitty attempts to solve code.

Well, if we take 1Z 2M 3L 4P and organize the letters alphabetically, we get 3241. If we use the clock in Lucy's room as a guide to translate the numbers, that gives us Clubs, Division, Sword, Star as the potential code for Paulo's lockbox.

Alternatively, we can convert the letters to numbers (26, 13, 12, 16) and take each number modulo 12 to get 2,1,0,4. Converting this to symbols using Lucy's clock as a guide gives Division, Star, Heart, Sword as the potential code.


Neither of those codes work!

>Paulo: Break off chair leg.
>Duct tape broken ruler to chair leg.

Oh yeah, montage time!

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Dum dah dah DAH dah..

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Dum dum dum dum!

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Dum dah dah DAH dah dah, DUM dah dah DAH, DUM!

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Aw yeah you're ready to go now!

>failing that, use one of those weights cave man style to snap off the door handle

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KeRSMASH!


BE PAULO> have a intament thought of you and lucy were you get to hold her and caress her,big,soft,fluffy,lovely,sexy,hot.....pink bow.

>Be Paulo: sensually caress yourself to intimate thoughts of a certain Maishul.

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Ha, if Lucy could see you now you bet she'd think you were totally cool.

Man she's cute.. With her pink bow.. And her little pink nose..

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AHHHHHHHHHHH!

>Be Paulo: Flail around your room because you are a sexually frustrated 15 year old trapped in his own room.

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NO! You're not sexually confused at all! You're just having gay thoughts about your male friend! It's completely normal!!
  • #116

Paulo> Put hand through the door knob hole to unlock the door.
Lucy> Trip while carrying the scarfed indiviadual, breaking its vase. Killing him.
Paulo again> If that fails relentlessly stab door with newly crafted chairlegrulerstabberthing
  • #117

Be Amaya
>wonder why anybody would ever be you
  • #118

As Paulo > NOW kick open the door like a Navy SEAL.
  • #119

BE PAULO> take out puzzle thing and smash the fuck out of it whith a weight till it brakes.
BE PAULO> wonder what your best friend is doing.
  • #120

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View PostMaverik, on 13 December 2012 - 04:22 AM, said:

Be Amaya
>wonder why anybody would ever be you


Ha ha ha
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>be lucy
> kiss maishul on his succulent lips
> ask maishul where you are
> stare lovingly into the deep green orbs of tranquility that are maishul's eyes

>be paulo
> now that the door is unlocked, search the house for your father
> if he is there, ask him why he locked you in your room
> if he is not, spend time reflecting on your clearly deep seated affection for mike.

>be jasmine
> look around the room for items of interest
> miss your gay boyfriend

>be amaya
> keep being awesome
> hang out with sue
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It'd be funny having one of these forum adventures all old-adventure-game style. "Pick up key" "Look at door" "Use key on door" type of commands, hehehe.

On that topic:
>Paulo: "Pick up Hole in Door"
>Paulo: "Use Hole in Door"
>Paulo: "Look at Hole in Door"
>Paulo: "Use Ruler Spear on Hole in Door"
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Migrant, on 16 December 2012 - 07:36 AM, said:

It'd be funny having one of these forum adventures all old-adventure-game style. "Pick up key" "Look at door" "Use key on door" type of commands, hehehe.

On that topic:
>Paulo: "Pick up Hole in Door"
>Paulo: "Use Hole in Door"
>Paulo: "Look at Hole in Door"
>Paulo: "Use Ruler Spear on Hole in Door"

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue
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Chris, on 16 December 2012 - 08:38 AM, said:

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue


10/10
  • #125

Paulo> Put hand through the door knob hole to unlock the door.

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Your hand doesn't go far before hitting something hard. You stare into the mysterious hole and discover that there seems to be a Key hole? It appears to have been hastily thrown together along with what you're pretty sure is a brick wall. Whoever did this had to have been pretty good at building stuff to do it in one night.

Paulo again> If that fails relentlessly stab door with newly crafted chairlegrulerstabberthing

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You have just realized that your Measuring Spear is literally a broken ruler taped to a chair leg. What a piece of shit.

As Paulo > NOW kick open the door like a Navy SEAL.

No way! Not with that wall on the other side! You'll break your leg or something.

BE PAULO> take out puzzle thing and smash the fuck out of it whith a weight till it brakes.

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After those few moments of thinking, you quickly revert to your caveman-like instincts, and smack on the lockbox. It doesn't even get a scratch.

>Paulo: "Pick up Hole in Door"
>Paulo: "Use Hole in Door"

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W-What is that supposed to mean? What are you meant to be doing? W..Why are you doing this?

>Paulo: "Look at Hole in Door"

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You give the hole a disconcerting gaze. A stern one.

>Paulo: "Use Ruler Spear on Hole in Door"

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You put it in the keyhole the best you can, and twist it. Not surprisingly, it breaks. Wow what a piece of shit!

Be lucy: Kiss his tender lips and ask him for his heart. Don't worry if his appearance might seem weird. That thing in front of you is the love of your life. If he starts speaking in tongues, try using sign language.
Lucy> Trip while carrying the scarfed indiviadual, breaking its vase. Killing him.
>be lucy
> kiss maishul on his succulent lips
> ask maishul where you are
> stare lovingly into the deep green orbs of tranquility that are maishul's eyes

Sounds like everyone wants to check in on our romantic duo! Let's take a peek in on them and see how that date is going in that spoiler below, shall we?

Spoiler


Alright that's enough of that! Let's let those crazy kids have their privacy.

Back to our exciting adventure!

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Wow this sucks.

Be Amaya

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You are now Amaya. You and your last companion, Jasmine have just reached the Room of Sanguis foretold in the Book of Suavis Cratera, but it seems you're trapped yet again. The elevator stopped here and won't respond to commands.

>wonder why anybody would ever be you

You sure don't want to be you right now. Stuck in some shitty blood filled room.

> keep being awesome

You don't feel very awesome. Not after you crossed the Bridge of Separationis and lost most of your group.

> hang out with sue

You wish you could. The last you saw of Sue was when she and David stayed behind to hold back the Daemon of Tumultus. They're probably...

>be jasmine

You are now Jasmine. You have no idea what the fuck is going on.

> look around the room for items of interest

You notice the Nauicula Inferno to your left is once again closed and non-responsive. Stupid thing. To your right you notice a double door which seems to have a triangle window above it. Neither you, nor Amaya can reach it, not even on eachother's shoulders.

> miss your gay boyfriend

God you miss your gay ass boyfriend so much it's not even funny. You hope he's not down here somewhere though.

You have reached the One Hundred and One Page Mark! Earning you the prestigious title of 101 Davidmations and one(1) hint request! Be sure to use it wisely! You now have two(2) hints available for use!

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  • #126

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This is the funniest thing ever.
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>be lucy
> realize that praying mantis females only kill males after sex, so maishul was probably cheating on you.
> thank mandy for killing the cheating fucker
> assess your situation.

>be paulo
> smash the fuck out of the walls, especially the cracked point, with the weights. it all can't be bricked off.
> smash the fuck out of the door and the brick wall behind it, it's only a little bit of baked clay you pussy!

>be jasmine
> climb pipe to avoid blood.
> wonder where your god is now

>be amaya
>speak
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Alright alright. Let's have a bit of a summary of important things.

  • Lucy has a box she needs to open with a 4 digit colour code.
  • Lucy's alarm clock reads 9:40
  • Lucy's bookshelf has books (left to right) red-green-green-pink-red-green-red-pink-red-yellow-red-blue, and (top to bottom) Blue-red-yellow-green.
  • These colours (plus brown) also feature on Lucy's box.
  • Lucy has a clock featuring symbols instead of numbers (clockwise, from 1o'clock: Star, divide, clubs, sword, play triangle, diamond, pause, shield, spade, minus, plus, heart).
  • Someone is possibly standing behind Lucy's door.
  • Lucy's bottom drawer is locked and mysterious.
  • Lucy has 4 pieces of "code" labelled 1Z 2M 3L 4P

Z M L and P could stand for names. Zack, Mike, Lucy and Paulo. Though Zack kinda seems like a long shot... How many pages in the Zack chapters actually feature all 4 of them together? Maybe it could be a reference to the comic. Chapter 43 page 23 is the first to show all four of them.


  • Paulo has a box he needs to open with a 4 digit symbol code. (same symbols as Lucy's clock)
  • Paulo's alarm clock reads 1:58
  • Paulo has a bottle of "Dum Dum Rounds". A videogame poster in Lucy's room is in "Round 5". Coincidence?
  • Paulo knows Neil Catarak's number: 947-363-2529
  • His haunted TV is stuck on channel 9
  • Ammount of exercise Paulo can do: "Five pound weight and do Twenty reps. Afterwords you still feel pretty PUMPED, and bet you could do more."
  • He has a copy of "26 Sure Winners" by Neil Catarak

Purin, on 04 December 2012 - 11:27 PM, said:

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Lucy hasn't woken up yet, so we still haven't tried that. We need to complete the dream sidequest first. Dream Lucy calls Mike Maishul, but we don't have much info about the dreamworld yet. Sandy-Mantis attacking them sure adds confusion.

The numbers we are seeing could also be page or chapter references from the main comic. That would be a lot of effort to figure out and check, though. Lucy's alarm 9:40 could be chapter 40 page 9 (chapter 9 doesn't have 40 pages). Paulo's alarm could be chapter 58 page 1. Coincidentally, c40p9 features paulo, while c58p1 features lucy.
So much information! Most of it is probably just red herrings, too!


As for the new Jazmine / Amaya content, here's a little help for the latin-impaired among you:

  • Suavis = Sweet or Sweets (possibly candy?)
  • Cratera = Bowl
  • Sanguis = Blood
  • Separationis = Separation
  • Tumultus = Turmoil / Distubance
  • Nauicula = Boat




Commands
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>Paulo: Look at Trash bin beside bed
>Paulo: Itemise contents of Trash bin beside bed
>Paulo: Talk to Haunted TV
>Paulo: Open Door inwards.
>Paulo: Examine Comic Book

This post has been edited by Migrant: 16 December 2012 - 11:34 AM

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>>Hint
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>Be Jasmine: Perform the rites of Vrala'o'k'tak.

>Be Paulo: Find your schoolwork, it has to be somewhere, and I dunno, learn something. Knowledge is power they say, perhaps enough power to break down a brick wall?

>Be Lucy: Submit to the Sandtis.
  • #131

>be lucy

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

> realize that praying mantis females only kill males after sex, so maishul was probably cheating on you.

But MAISHUL wasn't even a Praying Mantis!

> thank mandy for killing the cheating fucker

MANTY is trying to kill you too!

> assess your situation.

You suddenly realize what a terrible choice it was to attach yourself to MAISHUL earlier on, he won't let go now, and is pulling you into the maw of death.

>Be Lucy: Submit to the Sandtis.

What? Screw that! You aren't getting eaten by this thing!

>be paulo
> smash the fuck out of the walls, especially the cracked point, with the weights. it all can't be bricked off.

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Yeah that seems like it could wor-

> smash the fuck out of the door and the brick wall behind it, it's only a little bit of baked clay you pussy!

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What'd you call... you?? Yeah right. See if you do you any favors.. Jerk.

>Paulo: Look at Trash bin beside bed

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Um. There's nothing in there. Nothing.

>Paulo: Itemise contents of Trash bin beside bed

..Really? Okay...

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You've picked up Five(5) Wads of Used Tissue! You also toss the used Duct Tape in there along with the broken Measuring Spear.

>Paulo: Talk to Haunted TV

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What an enthralling conversation!

>Paulo: Open Door inwards.

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Well firstly, the door opens outwards, and secondly, you broke the handle off so even if it did open inwards it'd be kind of a pain of the ass to pull open anyway.

>Paulo: Examine Comic Book

Aw yeah time to read your favorite comic to lighten your spirits!

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Ahhahaha!

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Hahahahahaha!! Oh man it cracks you up every time! You and David have reenacted that hilarious scene many a rainy night inside. What a blast.

>Be Jasmine: Perform the rites of Vrala'o'k'tak.

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You can't! But you kindly ask Amaya to use her alchemy to do so. She uses the abundant Blood of the Dragon to write the initial inscriptions, some Embers of Vivum to add the Cullotocio Trianguli, and some Aqua Inferni to set the Protegentibus Visus. And as you agreed with Vrala'o'k'tak, it shall protect this area from the Umbra Inferno as long as the mark remains. Basically meaning you can hang here and demons won't pop up outta nowhere.

> climb pipe to avoid blood.

Well it's kind of too late to do that now. Besides you can't even reach it. You'd need a ladder or rope to do that.

> wonder where your god is now

Definitely not here. David was the Bearer and he's gone now. They're all gone..

>be amaya
>speak

You can't! As the agreement with Vrala'o'k'tak states, if you speak while in any area of this dimension, he is allowed to tear your tongue from your mouth! And knowing him he'd probably do it through the back of your head!

>>Hint

You have just given the nonspecific command requesting use of One(1) of your two(2) hints. One(1) of your Two(2) hints has been subtracted from your total amount of hints, leaving you with One(1) remaining.

Maybe you should read that copy of 26 Sure Winners by Neil Catarak. Seeing how useful Paulo's favorite comic was, who knows what it might contain...

Spoiler

This post has been edited by Number101: 17 December 2012 - 06:12 AM

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>be paulo
>appologise to self
>smash the fuck out of the walls, especially the cracked point, with the weights. it all can't be bricked off.
>smash the fuck out of the door and the brick wall behind it, it's only a little bit of baked clay you pussy absolute goddamn champion!
>read that copy of 26 Sure Winners by Neil Catarak.

>be lucy
>sever leg ala 128 days to save yourself!

This post has been edited by Chris: 17 December 2012 - 09:33 AM

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I love how you're tying together people's different commands to make sense in context. It's awesome. Keep up the good work.

>Paulo, examine your book 26 Sure Winners by Neil Catarak, then read it!

>Ask the television if it knows the way out of the room.

>When you re-enact the comic book scene with David, which character do you play?

Spoiler

This post has been edited by Migrant: 17 December 2012 - 01:34 PM

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>Be Paulo: after reading that book, feel a sense of accomplishemt, as if you were Patrick Legasse, the 19th sure winner.

>Be Lucy: Stand perfectly still. Sandtis's can't see you when you stand still.

>Be Jasmine: Good you have a breather, now think of another spell, perhaps one that will allow telepathy with Amaya so people's tongues won't be torn out?
May I suggest Tarlon's Fabulous Mind Melding Merger?...

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Spoiler

  • #136

BE LUCY> Get pissed off and beat the shit out of that pussy sandit!
BE MIKE> wounder why none of your friends have showed up to your birthday party.
BE MIKE> go sit in the corner and cry.

This post has been edited by bluefox: 19 December 2012 - 02:31 AM

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> Be Number101: Update "A Bittesweet Adventure"

:D
No pressure.
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Be Lucy: You have claws since you are a cat, use them on Manty, please.
Be Paulo: Check the weights for possible clues and while you are at it, do a few reps and pretend Lucy is watching. Go ahead and show-off if you want.
Be Jasmine: Find a way to open the elevator and see if you can find some clue.
Be Amaya: Find out what the door behind you is for. If you can go check for possible clues on getting out of here or getting rid of all that blood. Do not talk at all... stay mute until you are sure it is safe to talk again.
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Oh super tails
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