> If no code ask sam to bring you a axe for no apparent reason.
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A Bittersweet Adventure
Dr. Klaus, on 12 November 2012 - 12:32 AM, said:
Butt-naked, I stood on my chair and looked through my legs to read that upside-down fanfic.
It as worth it.
It as worth it.
Wow, I thought I was doing a lot of effort by saving and rotating it.
>Lucy: Write a better fan-fiction. That one sucked. There's paper in the first drawer and there's a pencil stuck up your bum. Go for it.
>Also, invert the shelf, letting everything in it fall to the ground.
- #53
- 12 November 2012 - 07:25 AM
- Maverik
- Moderator
Dr. Klaus, on 12 November 2012 - 12:32 AM, said:
Butt-naked, I stood on my chair and looked through my legs to read that upside-down fanfic.
It as worth it.
It as worth it.
I on the other hand just rotated the image... But hey, if having your own sweat stained exposed junk in your face is your thing...
>tell Sam you'll apologize if he apologizes for standing in the way of your very delicate study of the effects of gravity on shitty books when hurled through glass windows.
>also that he should be awesome and bring his sister Lucy (who is totally not you) some delicious snacks.
- #54
- 12 November 2012 - 09:58 AM
- Cavara
- BCI Member
I just read the supposed fanfiction as it is, without any rotation of the image and/or myself and I think I unscrewed my eyeballs... 
... but I kinda laughed at the words "pussy sighed"
>Apologize to Sam for your behaviour (you clearly missed him with the second book and that was definitely rude), and ask him to get you the mail. Tell him to be cautious, since there seems to be a mysterious individual (clearly not afraid of terrorists) blocking your door and crumpling your paper.
... but I kinda laughed at the words "pussy sighed">Apologize to Sam for your behaviour (you clearly missed him with the second book and that was definitely rude), and ask him to get you the mail. Tell him to be cautious, since there seems to be a mysterious individual (clearly not afraid of terrorists) blocking your door and crumpling your paper.
- #55
- 12 November 2012 - 10:07 AM
- Chris
- teabagging furfag
Member 
(the code wasn't random, it was based on the order and color of objects on the shelf 
)
>make mental note to take up dieting
>search under dresser
>tell Sam you have his keys and he has to come get them from you if he wants them back, this will make him unlock the door for you
)>make mental note to take up dieting
>search under dresser
>tell Sam you have his keys and he has to come get them from you if he wants them back, this will make him unlock the door for you
- #57
- 15 November 2012 - 12:36 AM
> Have pillow fight whith your self and rip pillow open after words to look for last pice of code.
There was nothing in there. But you've succeeded in destroying more of your possessions!
>tell Sam you'll apologize if he apologizes for standing in the way of your very delicate study of the effects of gravity on shitty books when hurled through glass windows.
>also that he should be awesome and bring his sister Lucy (who is totally not you) some delicious snacks.
>Apologize to Sam for your behaviour (you clearly missed him with the second book and that was definitely rude), and ask him to get you the mail. Tell him to be cautious, since there seems to be a mysterious individual (clearly not afraid of terrorists) blocking your door and crumpling your paper.
Sam apologizes for standing in the way of the book. He claims he didn't know you were conducting a study! He also accepts your apology, but declines getting you an axe.
You glance outside through your prison-like window longingly. Oh how you wish you could frolic in those fields. But alas, you are trapped.
Sam is moved by your imprisonment, he says he'd give you the letter, but he's locked out of the house! Son of a bitch! He says maybe if you had something to pull it up with. Maybe a Makeshift Rope type of object, he might be able to get it up to you! But it's not like he's doing it just for you or anything.. B-Baka!
The tsundere runs strong in your family. You envy the level of his, and wonder how many people he had to give mixed signals to acquire it.
>make mental note to take up dieting
It's no use.. You'll always be a fatty.. You begin to shed tears of woe.
There was nothing in there. But you've succeeded in destroying more of your possessions!
>tell Sam you'll apologize if he apologizes for standing in the way of your very delicate study of the effects of gravity on shitty books when hurled through glass windows.
>also that he should be awesome and bring his sister Lucy (who is totally not you) some delicious snacks.
>Apologize to Sam for your behaviour (you clearly missed him with the second book and that was definitely rude), and ask him to get you the mail. Tell him to be cautious, since there seems to be a mysterious individual (clearly not afraid of terrorists) blocking your door and crumpling your paper.
Sam apologizes for standing in the way of the book. He claims he didn't know you were conducting a study! He also accepts your apology, but declines getting you an axe.
You glance outside through your prison-like window longingly. Oh how you wish you could frolic in those fields. But alas, you are trapped.
Sam is moved by your imprisonment, he says he'd give you the letter, but he's locked out of the house! Son of a bitch! He says maybe if you had something to pull it up with. Maybe a Makeshift Rope type of object, he might be able to get it up to you! But it's not like he's doing it just for you or anything.. B-Baka!
The tsundere runs strong in your family. You envy the level of his, and wonder how many people he had to give mixed signals to acquire it.
>make mental note to take up dieting
It's no use.. You'll always be a fatty.. You begin to shed tears of woe.
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This post has been edited by Number101: 26 November 2012 - 05:42 PM
- #60
- 25 November 2012 - 04:14 AM
.
- Meowth
- Please go easy on me. I don't like critique. Or my title.
Member 
Purin, on 26 November 2012 - 11:33 PM, said:
>Slice your hand open with a shard of broken glass from the window and draw on the wall in blood "Mike and Lucy 4Ever" with a heart drawn around it.
doit
- #64
- 27 November 2012 - 12:19 AM
> Take your stupid disguise off that came from no were and pull up the mail and wish sam good luck with sleeping in the yard.
It didn't come from nowhere! You made it out of your blanket. Like a disguise Master.
You gleefully whip up the letter, wishing Sam the best of luck in the process.
You have at least received the heavily anticipated letter! Time to see what it says.
LETTERLOG
It's unsigned, but contains what appears to be... Oh my, yes it is! In the top corner of the letter, lies the last piece of the code!! P! You've done it!
>Also, tidy up your room a bit, you shameless kitten, that mess you did is just unbearable!
Oh uh, alright.
Sam gets his move on before you batter your yard with articles of what used to be your furnishings. He seems confused by your actions, but glad nevertheless that you tossed him your disguise to keep warm in the nights.
You are Cat. Your room is now neat and tidy. You have just gathered all the letters of a four digit code that.. Wait a second this code doesn't seem to go with anything in your room! Well, no matter. You've gotten this far, you're certain that in time you'll figure out what to-
>Slice your hand open with a shard of broken glass from the window and draw on the wall in blood "Mike and Lucy 4Ever" with a heart drawn around it.
Your vision grows dim as thoughts of days with a Scarfed Individual fill your head. You instantly feel that you have to decorate your now barren room with signs of your affection for this individual. You slowly lower a shard of sharp glass to your wrist, hoping to get as much blood as you can, for the redecorating of your room...
You are now a Somalian Individual. And you're feeling pretty awesome. I mean just look at you! You're like, any chick's dream! You're so damn charming! Though such prestigious titles don't come easy. You begin to wonder if you should perhaps tone your Ripped Biceps a bit to attract the ladies even more.
What do you do...................... Meow?
You have unlocked another character! You may now switch between characters at appropriate times by inputting the command "Be ____" You have also reached the Fifty Page Mark! Earning you the prestigious title of Fifty Shades of Mike and one(1) hint request! Be sure to use it wisely!
It didn't come from nowhere! You made it out of your blanket. Like a disguise Master.
You gleefully whip up the letter, wishing Sam the best of luck in the process.
You have at least received the heavily anticipated letter! Time to see what it says.
LETTERLOG
Spoiler
It's unsigned, but contains what appears to be... Oh my, yes it is! In the top corner of the letter, lies the last piece of the code!! P! You've done it!
>Also, tidy up your room a bit, you shameless kitten, that mess you did is just unbearable!
Oh uh, alright.
Sam gets his move on before you batter your yard with articles of what used to be your furnishings. He seems confused by your actions, but glad nevertheless that you tossed him your disguise to keep warm in the nights.
You are Cat. Your room is now neat and tidy. You have just gathered all the letters of a four digit code that.. Wait a second this code doesn't seem to go with anything in your room! Well, no matter. You've gotten this far, you're certain that in time you'll figure out what to-
>Slice your hand open with a shard of broken glass from the window and draw on the wall in blood "Mike and Lucy 4Ever" with a heart drawn around it.
Your vision grows dim as thoughts of days with a Scarfed Individual fill your head. You instantly feel that you have to decorate your now barren room with signs of your affection for this individual. You slowly lower a shard of sharp glass to your wrist, hoping to get as much blood as you can, for the redecorating of your room...
You are now a Somalian Individual. And you're feeling pretty awesome. I mean just look at you! You're like, any chick's dream! You're so damn charming! Though such prestigious titles don't come easy. You begin to wonder if you should perhaps tone your Ripped Biceps a bit to attract the ladies even more.
What do you do...................... Meow?
You have unlocked another character! You may now switch between characters at appropriate times by inputting the command "Be ____" You have also reached the Fifty Page Mark! Earning you the prestigious title of Fifty Shades of Mike and one(1) hint request! Be sure to use it wisely!
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- #66
- 29 November 2012 - 11:10 PM
>Observe banana poster
- #67
- 29 November 2012 - 11:16 PM
- DeathfromAbove
- Member
>Go downstairs, and then realize you need to clean your house more often
- #68
- 30 November 2012 - 12:29 AM
- Oso-De-Clare
- Member
>daydream about Lucy, your love, and plan fervently on how to capture her heart
((btw I am in love with this whole thing just saying, keep up the perfection))
((btw I am in love with this whole thing just saying, keep up the perfection))
- #70
- 30 November 2012 - 03:07 AM
>Observe banana poster
There's really nothing to observe. It's literally just a poster with a banana on it. There's not even anything on the back. You don't even remember why you bought it. Or when. It just... Is.
>Attempt to do a back flip seing as how your totally awesome and strike a cool pose.
Aw yeah you're all over that.
Shit-
You're glad nobody will ever know this happened.
>daydream about Lucy, your love, and plan fervently on how to capture her heart
Definitely not like this. That's for sure. You can just imagine her calling you a loser right now.
>Go downstairs, and then realize you need to clean your house more often
Yeah you should see what your dad's up to anyw-
The door is locked. Which isn't that weird because you remember having a lock on your door, but not this lock.
Shit. You're glad nobody will ever know this happened.
There's really nothing to observe. It's literally just a poster with a banana on it. There's not even anything on the back. You don't even remember why you bought it. Or when. It just... Is.
>Attempt to do a back flip seing as how your totally awesome and strike a cool pose.
Aw yeah you're all over that.
Shit-
You're glad nobody will ever know this happened.
>daydream about Lucy, your love, and plan fervently on how to capture her heart
Definitely not like this. That's for sure. You can just imagine her calling you a loser right now.
>Go downstairs, and then realize you need to clean your house more often
Yeah you should see what your dad's up to anyw-
The door is locked. Which isn't that weird because you remember having a lock on your door, but not this lock.
Shit. You're glad nobody will ever know this happened.
Spoiler
- #72
- 30 November 2012 - 04:50 AM
>Play some video games
- #74
- 30 November 2012 - 05:29 AM
- Cavara
- BCI Member
Number101, on 29 November 2012 - 11:10 PM, said:
...Fifty Shades of Mike ....
You just made my day, and probably a couple more.
Man, I hope I won't still be randomly giggling about this in a week!
...
Yeah I'm that much of a childish idiot... but still kudos!
- #77
- 30 November 2012 - 08:41 AM
- Sky_Paladin
- BCI Member
>Find out what that strange pink thing is underneath the weights.
>Check behind the posters for anything interesting (A tunnel Shoreshank Redemption style would be pretty sweet).
>Examine the yellow thing on the ground.
>Turn on TV and go to Emergency Broadcast channel in case there's been a zombie invasion and you've been locked in for your own safety and/or there is a pile of dead family members on the outside trying to get in.
>Check behind the posters for anything interesting (A tunnel Shoreshank Redemption style would be pretty sweet).
>Examine the yellow thing on the ground.
>Turn on TV and go to Emergency Broadcast channel in case there's been a zombie invasion and you've been locked in for your own safety and/or there is a pile of dead family members on the outside trying to get in.
- #78
- 30 November 2012 - 12:51 PM
>Work out those mighty muscles
>Search through the drawers next to the TV
>Search through the drawers next to the TV
- #81
- 30 November 2012 - 10:02 PM
>daydream about Mike, your love, and plan fervently on how to capture his heart
For a fleeting moment, your mind drifts back to that hot night on vacation. The dim lights as you came in late, and the sight of a Scarfed Individual's bare nude, unsuspecting frame lying upon the bed. You will never forget that night. You're not gay though. No way totally not gay.
Shit.
You're glad nobody will ever know that happened.
>Play some video games
Your piece of shit gamestation is broken!
> Chug the bottle of soda.
Sadly, your bottle of Dum-Dum Rounds drink has already been chugged on a night, long ago.
>Find out what that strange pink thing is underneath the weights.
More weights of course! From left to right, you have a five pound weight, a fifteen pound weight, and two 2.5 pound weights that you can put on the others.
>Check behind the posters for anything interesting (A tunnel Shoreshank Redemption style would be pretty sweet).
Well you already established that there was nothing behind the banana poster and you don't thi-
Why, what's this? It appears that your idol, Neil Catarak left you something on the back of this poster when you got him to sign it!
POSTERLOG
>Examine the yellow thing on the ground.
That.. That's a broken ruler. It broke when you fell on it one time while you were measuring your di- dice.
>Turn on TV and go to Emergency Broadcast channel in case there's been a zombie invasion and you've been locked in for your own safety and/or there is a pile of dead family members on the outside trying to get in.
You would love to do just that. Or change this television to any other channel. But from the first day you had it, it's been broken. Just stuck on this one channel with.. 'static'. Look at it. It doesn't look like static it looks like strings or some shit being tossed around on a white backdrop really quick. Frankly, this television really creeps you right the fuck out, but your dad won't let you toss it because 'it'd be a waste of money'.
You swear sometimes it talks. God you hate this tv.
> Find mirror so you can see how awesome you look.
You broke your only personal mirror the same time you broke your ruler. There's no relation in the two events at all of course other than that.
> Look for keys in your messy ass room starting whith your dirty close.
Well.. You guess it's been a long enough time.. You should probably clean up your room anyway...
>Realize your dire predicament and assume the fetal position in the corner.
You don't wanna clean your rooooom! It's stuupiiid!
>Work out those mighty muscles
Yeah that sounds way funner! You take your Five pound weight and do Twenty reps. Afterwords you still feel pretty PUMPED, and bet you could do more.
>Search through the drawers next to the TV
You open your top drawer and examine the objects it contains. There's a signed copy of 26 Sure Winners, a roll of Duct Tape, Three(3) RoosterChop Brand Condoms, and an issue of your favorite comic.
>water that potted fern you keep in your bottom drawer for personal reasons.
Well.. They're admittedly quite personal reasons. You've had this fern for years. It's not all that unusual for a guy or gal of your species to raise their own ferns, maybe just for snack, but you don't plan on eating yours. You've grown attached to it, from the moment it spawned it's first bud, you've been all about this fern. Just look how big it's grown! And it's a real special one too! Grows even more in that dark drawer! It's like it thrives on darkness or something!
Oh man you love this fern. You're glad nobody will ever know about this.
And in the last drawer is.. Something special. You never knew who sent it until now, and you're saving it for just the right occasion.
For a fleeting moment, your mind drifts back to that hot night on vacation. The dim lights as you came in late, and the sight of a Scarfed Individual's bare nude, unsuspecting frame lying upon the bed. You will never forget that night. You're not gay though. No way totally not gay.
Shit.
You're glad nobody will ever know that happened.
>Play some video games
Your piece of shit gamestation is broken!
> Chug the bottle of soda.
Sadly, your bottle of Dum-Dum Rounds drink has already been chugged on a night, long ago.
>Find out what that strange pink thing is underneath the weights.
More weights of course! From left to right, you have a five pound weight, a fifteen pound weight, and two 2.5 pound weights that you can put on the others.
>Check behind the posters for anything interesting (A tunnel Shoreshank Redemption style would be pretty sweet).
Well you already established that there was nothing behind the banana poster and you don't thi-
Why, what's this? It appears that your idol, Neil Catarak left you something on the back of this poster when you got him to sign it!
POSTERLOG
Spoiler
>Examine the yellow thing on the ground.
That.. That's a broken ruler. It broke when you fell on it one time while you were measuring your di- dice.
>Turn on TV and go to Emergency Broadcast channel in case there's been a zombie invasion and you've been locked in for your own safety and/or there is a pile of dead family members on the outside trying to get in.
You would love to do just that. Or change this television to any other channel. But from the first day you had it, it's been broken. Just stuck on this one channel with.. 'static'. Look at it. It doesn't look like static it looks like strings or some shit being tossed around on a white backdrop really quick. Frankly, this television really creeps you right the fuck out, but your dad won't let you toss it because 'it'd be a waste of money'.
You swear sometimes it talks. God you hate this tv.
> Find mirror so you can see how awesome you look.
You broke your only personal mirror the same time you broke your ruler. There's no relation in the two events at all of course other than that.
> Look for keys in your messy ass room starting whith your dirty close.
Well.. You guess it's been a long enough time.. You should probably clean up your room anyway...
>Realize your dire predicament and assume the fetal position in the corner.
You don't wanna clean your rooooom! It's stuupiiid!
>Work out those mighty muscles
Yeah that sounds way funner! You take your Five pound weight and do Twenty reps. Afterwords you still feel pretty PUMPED, and bet you could do more.
>Search through the drawers next to the TV
You open your top drawer and examine the objects it contains. There's a signed copy of 26 Sure Winners, a roll of Duct Tape, Three(3) RoosterChop Brand Condoms, and an issue of your favorite comic.
>water that potted fern you keep in your bottom drawer for personal reasons.
Well.. They're admittedly quite personal reasons. You've had this fern for years. It's not all that unusual for a guy or gal of your species to raise their own ferns, maybe just for snack, but you don't plan on eating yours. You've grown attached to it, from the moment it spawned it's first bud, you've been all about this fern. Just look how big it's grown! And it's a real special one too! Grows even more in that dark drawer! It's like it thrives on darkness or something!
Oh man you love this fern. You're glad nobody will ever know about this.
And in the last drawer is.. Something special. You never knew who sent it until now, and you're saving it for just the right occasion.
Spoiler
This post has been edited by Number101: 01 December 2012 - 02:47 AM
- #82
- 01 December 2012 - 02:45 AM
- SpaceMouse
- BCI Member
- his custom license plate literally reads "M0US3Y"
> AIR GUITAR SOLO
- #85
- 01 December 2012 - 05:35 AM
>question sexuality
Well you guess you never really thought about it much. You think the Scarfed Individual is nice and all but...
Hey, the tv is making sound again. It sounds like laughter. You wonder what's fun-
Oh that is it. You didn't even say anything about your sexuality! How the hell did the tv know!? And why is it such a douche?!
>there is obviously only one possible solution to the creepy TV
>see just how many weights you have to throw through its screen to fix it!
Now there's a nice idea!
Take thi-
Oh hey! Static's gone! Bitchin'!
Well you guess you never really thought about it much. You think the Scarfed Individual is nice and all but...
Hey, the tv is making sound again. It sounds like laughter. You wonder what's fun-
Oh that is it. You didn't even say anything about your sexuality! How the hell did the tv know!? And why is it such a douche?!
>there is obviously only one possible solution to the creepy TV
>see just how many weights you have to throw through its screen to fix it!
Now there's a nice idea!
Take thi-
Oh hey! Static's gone! Bitchin'!
- #87
- 03 December 2012 - 01:21 AM
>focus on curent imprisonment situation. Bang on door and try to force it open, while screaming "LET ME OUT!" at the top of your voice.
>be lucy. Know on door gently and try to communicate with individual on the other side. if unsuccessful, proceed to band on door and make threats on the individual's life and family.
>be lucy. Know on door gently and try to communicate with individual on the other side. if unsuccessful, proceed to band on door and make threats on the individual's life and family.
- #88
- 03 December 2012 - 01:55 AM
- DeathfromAbove
- Member
>as paulo: realize your dads going to kill you for breaking the tv.
>as lucy: walk out of room
This is awesome number101
>as lucy: walk out of room
This is awesome number101
- #89
- 03 December 2012 - 02:40 AM
>be lucy. Know on door gently and try to communicate with individual on the other side. if unsuccessful, proceed to band on door and make threats on the individual's life and family.
>as lucy: walk out of room
BE LUCY> Pick up end table and bash the SHIT out of door in a attempt to open it so you can go to the birthday party and get some cake.
You are too busy being unconscious in a small pool of blood to do any of those things!
You probably shouldn't have written that tribute to a Scarfed Individual in your blood!
>focus on curent imprisonment situation. Bang on door and try to force it open, while screaming "LET ME OUT!" at the top of your voice.
DADDY!! DAAAADDDDDYYYYYYYYY!!!
>as paulo: realize your dads going to kill you for breaking the tv.
Oh shit! You hope your dad didn't hear you.
>as lucy: walk out of room
BE LUCY> Pick up end table and bash the SHIT out of door in a attempt to open it so you can go to the birthday party and get some cake.
You are too busy being unconscious in a small pool of blood to do any of those things!
You probably shouldn't have written that tribute to a Scarfed Individual in your blood!
>focus on curent imprisonment situation. Bang on door and try to force it open, while screaming "LET ME OUT!" at the top of your voice.
DADDY!! DAAAADDDDDYYYYYYYYY!!!
>as paulo: realize your dads going to kill you for breaking the tv.
Oh shit! You hope your dad didn't hear you.
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- #91
- 03 December 2012 - 04:41 AM
>Be Lucy: Dream about the scarfed individual you love. He is taunting you with his own bloody heart. Holding it just out of your reach while you try to grab it. But alas, he is taller than you, you will never have his heart. Follow him around the field while he runs away. Realize you are now somehow in a field and that means you must have escaped the room! Hooray, you are free! (now if only you could get that heart!)
>Be Paulo: attempt to talk to the television. maybe it's just lonely.
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>Be Paulo: attempt to talk to the television. maybe it's just lonely.
This post has been edited by Migrant: 03 December 2012 - 08:52 AM
- #94
- 03 December 2012 - 08:52 AM
- DeathfromAbove
- Member
>As paulo: Take a nap, you need one after beating up the door
This post has been edited by DeathfromAbove: 03 December 2012 - 12:34 PM
- #95
- 03 December 2012 - 12:34 PM
>Produce phone and call your wonderful girlfriend Jasmine to ask for advice on what to do in this situation
You'd love nothing more, but you don't have a cell! You wonder for a moment how Jasmine is right now..
>Look in drawer of nightstand.
There's an idea, what could be in here!
You find more weird puzzle shit.
>Put a hooded sweater on.
>Use one of your roosterchops while thinking about neil catarek and mike.
Your armor is complete. Now you can take on the rest of this ordeal head on! You feel slightly dizzy, the Roosterchop is a bit constricting.
>Be Lucy: Dream about the scarfed individual you love. He is taunting you with his own bloody heart. Holding it just out of your reach while you try to grab it. But alas, he is taller than you, you will never have his heart. Follow him around the field while he runs away. Realize you are now somehow in a field and that means you must have escaped the room! Hooray, you are free! (now if only you could get that heart!)
Yeah okay sure. You are now Cat in a field.
Gasp! That sounds like a Scarfed Individual! Maybe you should go investigate and then chase his heart around and all that.
>As paulo: Take a nap, you need one after beating up the door
Yeah that sounds great. You can't wait to dream about a field of-
God damn it.
You can't wait to wake up and get back to that good old puzzle shit.
You'd love nothing more, but you don't have a cell! You wonder for a moment how Jasmine is right now..
>Look in drawer of nightstand.
There's an idea, what could be in here!
You find more weird puzzle shit.
>Put a hooded sweater on.
>Use one of your roosterchops while thinking about neil catarek and mike.
Your armor is complete. Now you can take on the rest of this ordeal head on! You feel slightly dizzy, the Roosterchop is a bit constricting.
>Be Lucy: Dream about the scarfed individual you love. He is taunting you with his own bloody heart. Holding it just out of your reach while you try to grab it. But alas, he is taller than you, you will never have his heart. Follow him around the field while he runs away. Realize you are now somehow in a field and that means you must have escaped the room! Hooray, you are free! (now if only you could get that heart!)
Yeah okay sure. You are now Cat in a field.
Gasp! That sounds like a Scarfed Individual! Maybe you should go investigate and then chase his heart around and all that.
>As paulo: Take a nap, you need one after beating up the door
Yeah that sounds great. You can't wait to dream about a field of-
God damn it.
You can't wait to wake up and get back to that good old puzzle shit.
Spoiler
- #96
- 04 December 2012 - 01:38 AM
>As Paulo, stare deeply into the TV screen and see whats on the other side
You look through the glass and see.. Your room. And that uh, that seems to be you. Unconscious on the ground with a condom on your head. Yeah that's you. You're confused, maybe you should look around some more.
BE LUCY > Go to scarfed individual because you no he is a stupid jerckface who cant do any thing whithout you.
You of course know this from experience. You start down the road and.. Wait, up ahead, could it be? Why, it is!
It's MAISHUL! You're reunited with him at last! He's looking healthy too!
You look through the glass and see.. Your room. And that uh, that seems to be you. Unconscious on the ground with a condom on your head. Yeah that's you. You're confused, maybe you should look around some more.
BE LUCY > Go to scarfed individual because you no he is a stupid jerckface who cant do any thing whithout you.
You of course know this from experience. You start down the road and.. Wait, up ahead, could it be? Why, it is!
It's MAISHUL! You're reunited with him at last! He's looking healthy too!
- #99
- 04 December 2012 - 08:13 AM
Be lucy: Kiss his tender lips and ask him for his heart. Don't worry if his appearance might seem weird. That thing in front of you is the love of your life. If he starts speaking in tongues, try using sign language.
This post has been edited by Migrant: 04 December 2012 - 11:02 AM
- #100
- 04 December 2012 - 11:01 AM