>daydream about Mike, your love, and plan fervently on how to capture his heart
For a fleeting moment, your mind drifts back to that hot night on vacation. The dim lights as you came in late, and the sight of a Scarfed Individual's
bare nude, unsuspecting frame lying upon the bed. You will never forget that night. You're not gay though. No way totally not gay.
You're glad nobody will ever know that happened.
>Play some video games
Your piece of shit gamestation is broken!
> Chug the bottle of soda.
Sadly, your bottle of Dum-Dum Rounds
drink has already been chugged on a night, long ago.
>Find out what that strange pink thing is underneath the weights.
More weights of course! From left to right, you have a five pound weight, a fifteen pound weight, and two 2.5 pound weights that you can put on the others.
>Check behind the posters for anything interesting (A tunnel Shoreshank Redemption style would be pretty sweet).
Well you already established that there was nothing behind the banana poster and you don't thi-
Why, what's this? It appears that your idol, Neil Catarak
left you something on the back of this poster when you got him to sign it!
>Examine the yellow thing on the ground.
That.. That's a broken ruler. It broke when you fell on it one time while you were measuring your di- dice.
>Turn on TV and go to Emergency Broadcast channel in case there's been a zombie invasion and you've been locked in for your own safety and/or there is a pile of dead family members on the outside trying to get in.
You would love to do just that. Or change this television to any
other channel. But from the first day you had it, it's been broken. Just stuck on this one channel with.. 'static'. Look at it. It doesn't look like static it looks like strings or some shit being tossed around on a white backdrop really quick. Frankly, this television really creeps you right the fuck out, but your dad won't let you toss it because 'it'd be a waste of money'.
You swear sometimes it talks. God you hate this tv.
> Find mirror so you can see how awesome you look.
You broke your only personal mirror the same time you broke your ruler. There's no relation in the two events at all of course other than that.
> Look for keys in your messy ass room starting whith your dirty close.
Well.. You guess it's been a long enough time.. You should probably clean up your room anyway...
>Realize your dire predicament and assume the fetal position in the corner.
You don't wanna
clean your rooooom! It's stuupiiid
>Work out those mighty muscles
Yeah that sounds way funner! You take your Five
pound weight and do Twenty
reps. Afterwords you still feel pretty PUMPED,
and bet you could do more.
>Search through the drawers next to the TV
You open your top drawer and examine the objects it contains. There's a signed copy of 26 Sure Winners
, a roll of Duct Tape
, Three(3) RoosterChop Brand Condoms
, and an issue of your favorite comic.
>water that potted fern you keep in your bottom drawer for personal reasons.
Well.. They're admittedly quite
personal reasons. You've had this fern for years. It's not all that unusual for a guy or gal of your species to raise their own ferns, maybe just for snack, but you don't plan on eating yours. You've grown attached to it, from the moment it spawned it's first bud, you've been all about this fern. Just look how big it's grown! And it's a real special one too! Grows even more in that dark drawer! It's like it thrives on darkness or something!
Oh man you love this fern. You're glad nobody will ever know about this.
And in the last drawer is.. Something special. You never knew who sent it until now, and you're saving it for just the right occasion.
This post has been edited by Number101: 01 December 2012 - 02:47 AM