this does not feel rightNo I must resist! I think Im start-starting to to,shut up! L-L-Like Sandy for a reason?NO I SAID IT!!! curse you EMONESS!!!! CURSE YOU!!!! MikeXLucy! MikeXLucy!!! MikeXSandy!!!!!!! What the?- NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU(Toasty!) UUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuu.
in other news I guess that mail was for Mike Lolz:3 Wake up Sandy! Your in adulthood dairyland! I mean dreamland! go back to being young again or this is her young self??? oh well at least this week we will soon know!
P.S. Hmm strange? Smells like sulfur and burning brimstone. OH NO I FORGOT THE POPCORN!!! The neighborhood is on FIRE!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!! For pit sack! I mean wheres the fire extinguisher!? Oh there it is floating in mid-air!
Ok pyrofreak prepare to eat 5 lbs. of ammonium phosphate dry chemical!!!
hmmm something doesnt feel right. The earth is shakingOH NO I FORGOT TO TURN OF THE FACET!!! TSUNAMI INCOMING!!! Oh look I never known that the statue of Liberty could look good as a boat! WHAT AM I SAYING!!! Enough! Its time to act! Ok Tsunami caring the Titanic! Time to Get In Mah Belly!!!!!!!!!! Shoop Da Mah Gulp Plap plap plap Bpru!!!!!!!!!! *8 mins later* WHERES MAH GRANDMAS…
…TOILET!!!!!!
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- #1
- 30 November 2012 - 01:06 AM
What the hell did I just read?
- #2
- 30 November 2012 - 01:23 AM
Look at my avatar and belive.
- #3
- 30 November 2012 - 01:28 AM
row row fight the power
- #4
- 30 November 2012 - 02:42 AM
Let the hate flow through your penis
- #5
- 30 November 2012 - 02:56 AM
- #6
- 30 November 2012 - 03:16 AM
Incoming unknown transmission…..
Transmission #1: I’m not sure how much longer I can keep up *static* this is not looki*static* good for m*static* their everywhere repeat *static* everywhere…
Transmission #2: HOLYSHITS ZOMBIES are at my front door *static* must stall them for as long a *static* I can…
Transmission #3: Eat chainsaw freakbags!!! *Buzzzzzz* *static* *zzzzzzz* BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!
Transmission #4: Nooooooooo! I’m out of weaponry! No don’t come any closer! STOP!!! STOOOOO*static*OOOOOPPP!!! Nghn Nghn!! Nghn!!! Nghn!!!!…*static*
Transmission 5#: I SHALL NOT BE A PART OF YOUR UGLY HORDE!
MUST RESIST PAIN OF FURRY ZOMBIE BITES!!! *static*
I’M ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *long static*
end of transmission
Lolz;D
Transmission #1: I’m not sure how much longer I can keep up *static* this is not looki*static* good for m*static* their everywhere repeat *static* everywhere…
Transmission #2: HOLYSHITS ZOMBIES are at my front door *static* must stall them for as long a *static* I can…
Transmission #3: Eat chainsaw freakbags!!! *Buzzzzzz* *static* *zzzzzzz* BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!
Transmission #4: Nooooooooo! I’m out of weaponry! No don’t come any closer! STOP!!! STOOOOO*static*OOOOOPPP!!! Nghn Nghn!! Nghn!!! Nghn!!!!…*static*
Transmission 5#: I SHALL NOT BE A PART OF YOUR UGLY HORDE!
MUST RESIST PAIN OF FURRY ZOMBIE BITES!!! *static*
I’M ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *long static*
end of transmission
Lolz;D
This post has been edited by Toastyjester: 30 November 2012 - 03:18 AM
- #7
- 30 November 2012 - 03:18 AM
This has been very informative.
- #8
- 30 November 2012 - 06:31 AM
bump
- #9
- 16 February 2013 - 05:51 AM
- #10
- 16 February 2013 - 06:39 AM
[rehtorical facepalm]
- #11
- 16 February 2013 - 08:11 AM
God I thought he returned now
WHY YOU GOTTA SCARE ME LIKE THAT BRO
WHY YOU GOTTA SCARE ME LIKE THAT BRO
- #12
- 16 February 2013 - 11:29 AM
%@#€?}*&$^#%#@£#
--<speechless>
--<speechless>
- #13
- 11 June 2013 - 01:50 PM
- #14
- 11 June 2013 - 02:39 PM
What even
- #15
- 11 June 2013 - 03:22 PM
a postmodern film masterpiece for all ages
- #16
- 11 June 2013 - 11:05 PM
You have officially convinced me to never take drugs.
This post has been edited by Yxela007: 12 June 2013 - 04:22 AM
- #17
- 12 June 2013 - 04:14 AM
You have officially convinced me to never have children.
- #18
- 12 June 2013 - 04:50 AM
Having a kid is like owning a punching bag that can scream, cry and run away. You get a lot more exercise from a punching bag when you have to chase it down.
- #19
- 12 June 2013 - 05:22 PM
So the illuminati figured a way to digitize the spread on cancer. Lovely.
- #20
- 12 June 2013 - 05:44 PM
Codysseus, on 12 June 2013 - 04:50 AM, said:
You have officially convinced me to never have children.
http://theoatmeal.co...fferences4/kids
- #21
- 12 June 2013 - 06:03 PM
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