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SpaceMouse
BCI Member
his custom license plate literally reads "M0US3Y"

Anialator, on 20 February 2013 - 02:12 PM, said:

My god I can already taste the impending drama, it's like melt in your mouth bacon oooohhhhhhh....

Soon it will be Ace's turn to laugh at SpaceMouse.

ace cannot laugh, he can only mimic the emotion of happiness

#101
21 February 2013 - 03:42 AM

Ace
BCI Member

Oh spacemouse, you know very well I can laugh. One does not survive my profession without a sense of humor, dark as it may be at times

I also laugh at mouse on a daily basis, so...

This post has been edited by Ace: 21 February 2013 - 01:58 PM

#102
21 February 2013 - 01:57 PM

ChewySmokey
BCI Member

Betcha he pours his heart out to her only to have to her turn around and just notice at that moment he was in the room, while she was getting dressed, because she can't hear out of that ear. Then she's all "GIT OUT PERV!" and throws something at his head. It is that ear, right?

This post has been edited by ChewySmokey: 21 February 2013 - 11:14 PM

#103
21 February 2013 - 11:14 PM

Anialator
Member

ChewySmokey, on 21 February 2013 - 11:14 PM, said:

Spoiler

#104
21 February 2013 - 11:48 PM

Vigtyr
Member

Hah, I didn't consider that. Yup, that's the ear, if she's facing with her back to Paulo.

#105
22 February 2013 - 12:09 AM

ChewySmokey
BCI Member

Vigtyr, on 22 February 2013 - 12:09 AM, said:

Hah, I didn't consider that. Yup, that's the ear, if she's facing with her back to Paulo.

It would certainly appear that way.

This post has been edited by ChewySmokey: 22 February 2013 - 12:32 AM

#106
22 February 2013 - 12:31 AM

Foolishprototype001
Member

What if paulo tells lucy he loves her with a song "I think I love you." by the partrege family, or would that be more Davids thing?

Ace, on 21 February 2013 - 03:01 AM, said:

You tool, she drinks of your sadness

[Checks pockets] Here have a straw, sadness is good for you. Its filled with calcium and vitamin D(epression) and has that wholesome sittersweet (and slightly fruty) aftertaste everyone loves. WARNING: sadness is the pure extract of drama mixed with distilled angst. It is not a beverage for the faint of heart or weak in constitution.

This post has been edited by Foolishprototype001: 23 February 2013 - 08:31 AM

#107
22 February 2013 - 02:16 AM

Supernova
Member

This post has been edited by Supernova: 22 February 2013 - 05:01 AM

#108
22 February 2013 - 05:01 AM

Leaving_a_Comment
Member

What Illuminati meeting is Lucy going to in that getup?

#109
22 February 2013 - 05:06 AM

bluefox
BCI Member

Lucy has no mouth :question:

. And that looks like a jedi robe. May the force be whith her and paulo. And no dress that makes me sad ;_;

This post has been edited by bluefox: 22 February 2013 - 05:14 AM

#110
22 February 2013 - 05:12 AM

Jerk
Member

And then she bangs him because we all know she has a thing for awkward faggots.

#111
22 February 2013 - 06:17 AM

Taeshi
one hot bitch
Administrator

HAHAHAHHA OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT

The more Paulo acts like mike the more inviting

#112
22 February 2013 - 06:22 AM

asdf
Member

bluefox, on 22 February 2013 - 05:12 AM, said:

Lucy has no mouth :question:

. And that looks like a jedi robe. May the force be whith her and paulo. And no dress that makes me sad ;_;

Since it's Lucy, I'm going to have to say its a Sith robe.

#113
22 February 2013 - 06:27 AM

Jerk
Member

Paulo acts like Mike because he had sex with Mike back in that hotel and got Feline AIDS.

Which doesn't kill them, but does make them into blushing fairy-fucking faggot doormats around the Bitch in Bows.

#114
22 February 2013 - 09:03 AM

Viking
BCI Member

How to get laid with Lucy

Learn how to perform a flawless emulation of Michael's personality.
Approach Lucy when she is experiencing a moment of weakness.
Act like Mike.
Bang her.

Tips

Wear a blue scarf.
Dye your fur grey.
Take anti-androgen drugs to improve your acting performance.
Forget about contraception.

Warnings

Make sure you are not positive for Feline AIDS or you'll have yourself sucked into a dependency based pseudo-relationship.
You may attract people like Daisy and Carson.
Sam will mark you for termination.

#115
22 February 2013 - 09:45 AM

Ace
BCI Member

Jerk, on 22 February 2013 - 09:03 AM, said:

Which doesn't kill them, but does make them into blushing fairy-fucking faggot doormats around the Bitch in Bows.

Untrue Jerk! However it is known that FIV cats show varying degrees of personality disorders as well as certain neurological symptoms that may or may not be directly related to the disease!

#116
22 February 2013 - 02:01 PM

Leaving_a_Comment
Member

In which this got all levels of depressing really quickly. Good going everyone, I haven't been this sad since I saw pictures of that Siberian tiger with down's.

#117
22 February 2013 - 02:06 PM

SpaceMouse
BCI Member
his custom license plate literally reads "M0US3Y"

I think Paulo's adorable

#118
22 February 2013 - 02:10 PM

wacko
Knows more about BCB than Taeshi
Member

Lucy isn't even showing off her dress yet, and already Paulo is rendered nearly speechless.

I might suggest the robe is just so that Lucy doesn't get cold backstage, but that doesn't really make that much sense, since she's pretty impervious to the cold anyhow. Perhaps it's just part of her costume for the upcoming scene.

I have to agree, Paulo looks adorable when he's acting all shy and blushing like that. However, Paulo, you're not making this go any quicker. Out with it, boy.

#119
22 February 2013 - 02:56 PM

Anialator
Member

Here it comes...

#120
22 February 2013 - 06:54 PM

bluefox
BCI Member

Jerk, on 22 February 2013 - 06:17 AM, said:

And then she bangs him because we all know she has a thing for awkward faggots.

I think paulo makes a better mike any way.

asdf, on 22 February 2013 - 06:27 AM, said:

bluefox, on 22 February 2013 - 05:12 AM, said:

Lucy has no mouth :question:

. And that looks like a jedi robe. May the force be whith her and paulo. And no dress that makes me sad ;_;

Since it's Lucy, I'm going to have to say its a Sith robe.

Lucy is a bich she's not evil. It's easy to get them mixet up.

#121
22 February 2013 - 07:09 PM

Jerk
Member

Lucas never said there wasn't a Bitch Side of the Force.

#122
23 February 2013 - 06:37 AM

Kaxbe
Member

all i know is that no matter how Paulo announces his undying love for the blue eyed bitch, that she won't reciprocate. at least not right away. she's still emotionally fragile from what happened with Mike and, while hinted at, we still have no real idea what Lucy's mom was referring to when she said "She might think we're abandoning her". we've had a few really good guesses, but no realy answers just yet

#123
23 February 2013 - 06:50 AM

Foolishprototype001
Member

Kaxbe, on 23 February 2013 - 06:50 AM, said:

blue eyed bitch

Dont you think thats kinda harsh considering how meny times Lucy has been hurt by others in her young life? personally I feel being ignored by Mike during his time with Sandy had something to do with it (and before that being a complete outcast earlyer in elementary school). for lack of a better term she has serious mental/emotional scars
that only therapy will heal. Paulo seems to be the only one who can take the abuse and see lucy for who she is under the bitchy armor she hides behind.

#124
23 February 2013 - 08:13 AM

Jerk
Member

Fact: Lucy's ribbon doubles as a tampon.

#125
23 February 2013 - 08:26 AM

Foolishprototype001
Member

Jerk, on 23 February 2013 - 08:26 AM, said:

Fact: Lucy's ribbon doubles as a tampon.

I feel like an idiot for asking, but what the hell are you talking about?

#126
23 February 2013 - 08:35 AM

bluefox
BCI Member

Jerk, on 23 February 2013 - 08:26 AM, said:

Fact: Lucy's ribbon doubles as a tampon.

That also explains the robe. Its that time of the month for lucy.

This post has been edited by bluefox: 23 February 2013 - 12:27 PM

#127
23 February 2013 - 12:26 PM

Foolishprototype001
Member

Do cats even have periods?

#128
24 February 2013 - 05:07 AM

Kaxbe
Member

mamilian biology how

#129
24 February 2013 - 05:36 AM

wacko
Knows more about BCB than Taeshi
Member

In the BCB world, apparently so. See David's last comment, implying that girls have periods.

In the real world, female cats don't menstruate like female humans do. Instead, they come into heat.

#130
24 February 2013 - 05:44 AM

Viking
BCI Member

If feline biology of the real world would apply to the BCB universe, male cats wouldn't even during the most intense intercourse have to worry about their condom sliding off. Furthermore, there would probably be special painkillers for feline women who are engaging in procreative copulation.

And then we have hardcore Rachel...

Over to the topic about Lucy's emotional issues, I'd say she really needs that date she's having with solitude.

#131
24 February 2013 - 11:15 AM

Jerk
Member

Rachel's vagina has calluses like a guitarists fingers.

#132
24 February 2013 - 03:26 PM

RickAstley
Member

Viking, on 24 February 2013 - 11:15 AM, said:

Pain killers not needed just thick condoms that reduce the pain of the spines with the tip cut off.

#133
24 February 2013 - 05:36 PM

Splee36
Member

RickAstley, on 24 February 2013 - 05:36 PM, said:

Viking, on 24 February 2013 - 11:15 AM, said:

Pain killers not needed just thick condoms that reduce the pain of the spines with the tip cut off.

Wouldn't the spines break the condoms?

#134
24 February 2013 - 06:26 PM

wacko
Knows more about BCB than Taeshi
Member

Perhaps removal of the spines would be the nearest equivalent of male circumcision in the BCB world? Except that the spines are needed to stimulate ovulation in female cats...

#135
24 February 2013 - 09:51 PM

Kaxbe
Member

male cats have barbed penises

#136
24 February 2013 - 10:53 PM

Taeshi
one hot bitch
Administrator

We are all talking about this

#137
24 February 2013 - 11:27 PM

Foolishprototype001
Member

Kaxbe, on 24 February 2013 - 10:53 PM, said:

male cats have barbed penises

which explains the whole painkillers thing?

#138
24 February 2013 - 11:30 PM

Ace
BCI Member

Give BCB fans an inch and they talk about cat penises.

Never fails.

#139
25 February 2013 - 12:30 AM

Kaxbe
Member

the average cat's penis is an inch and a half long

#140
25 February 2013 - 01:29 AM

Foolishprototype001
Member

Can we PLEASE talk (or type as it stands) about something else? I find the fact that people on this forum (excluding Ace, hes a vet or something) know so much about feline reproductive organs incredibly disturbing.

Kaxbe, on 25 February 2013 - 01:29 AM, said:

the average cat's penis is an inch and a half long

and you know that how?

This post has been edited by Foolishprototype001: 25 February 2013 - 03:35 AM

#141
25 February 2013 - 03:25 AM

Kaxbe
Member

research.

#142
25 February 2013 - 03:59 AM

Leaving_a_Comment
Member

I'm more amazed about how pseudo-intellegent this whole conversation on cat penises sounds. This isn't just talking about, this is a discussion.

#143
25 February 2013 - 04:43 AM

Ace
BCI Member

Hah, Lucy's dead stare is a great set up. Mmmm

#144
25 February 2013 - 05:03 AM

apocryphalValidity
Member

~~Hey look at that a new page we can all stop digressing upon the intricacies of cat genitalia now~~

This post has been edited by apocryphalValidity: 25 February 2013 - 05:08 AM

#145
25 February 2013 - 05:07 AM

Foolishprototype001
Member

Leaving_a_Comment, on 25 February 2013 - 04:43 AM, said:

I'm more amazed about how pseudo-intellegent this whole conversation on cat penises sounds. This isn't just talking about, this is a discussion.

[Bow of respect] I bow to youre greater wizdom and intellegence Ms. Comment.

Kaxbe, on 25 February 2013 - 03:59 AM, said:

research.

I dont even wanna know what you "researched" to get that nugget of information.

Off topic, GROW SUM EFFING NADS PAULO!!!!! She needs to know how you feel.

This post has been edited by Foolishprototype001: 25 February 2013 - 05:36 AM

#146
25 February 2013 - 05:17 AM

Jerk
Member

That's the face of "OH WOW I MISSED YOU SO MUCH TOO!!!!"

Posted Image

#147
25 February 2013 - 05:25 AM

Taeshi
one hot bitch
Administrator

"Get out I'm angsting over here"

#148
25 February 2013 - 06:19 AM

Splee36
Member

Lucy's face just says it right there. "Quit being pathetic and out with it. I have to get on stage in a few minutes."

#149
25 February 2013 - 10:37 AM

Vigtyr
Member

That face, man. Paulo's gonna spill his guts and she's not going to care.

#150
25 February 2013 - 12:17 PM

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