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Because everyone else is doing it at the exact same fucking time and I thought that I'd leak the bullshit of the rest of the internet onto these forums.
I present to you... Omegle!
Omegle: Talk to strangers!

Basically, it's a chat site where you talk to one random person anonymously.
...
Yeah...
So converse with other people and post it here if it's interesting.


You: Hi :D
Stranger: SLUT
You: What
Stranger: hi
You: Uhhh
You: Hi?
Stranger: Hi!!!!!!!!
You: ...
You: Hi.
Stranger: Hey.
You: Why does everyone I talk to take like 10 years to type a message
Stranger: You take 10 years to type
You: No I don't.
Stranger: maybe 11
You: ...
You: Kaaaaay.
Stranger: don't talk to me about Potassium
You: Uhhh
Stranger: whats your name
Stranger: you're kind of a bitch
You: Yes I am
Stranger: admitted
You: My name is Whothefuckcares McGoawaystalker
Stranger: what a coincidence that's my name too
You: Wow, really?
Stranger: yes
You: Awesome :D
[Stranger disconnects]

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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
[Stranger disconnects]

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Stranger: Hey :D
You: Hi :D
Stranger: Whats up?!
You: Up is a direction.
You: Above your current position.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: How are you?
You: I am because God made me.
Stranger: What?]
You: You asked how I was.
Stranger: I dont believe in god
You: And I explained it.
You: Oh...
You: Well...
You: Uhh...
Stranger: ...Ha
You: I hear Hell is a nice place right now.
Stranger: Wow, Thats nice. I dont believe in the Devil either. So thanks
You: <bullshit religious argument>
You: Crap I have nothing interesting to say...
Stranger: Me either. Whatta day
You: You know this is actually one of the more interesting conversations I've had today.
You: Everyone else was either "asl disconnect" or took a year to type
Stranger: Really? Sounds like a boring day
[I disconnect]

This post has been edited by NoCreativeNames: 19 December 2010 - 06:17 AM

And then you bitch about RC. ^_^
I believe there's a lot of hypocrisy going on in these Forums

Lark, on 19 December 2010 - 06:32 AM, said:

I was bitching about RC because it was updating so fast.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: helloooooooooo
You: hello
You: oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: asl
You: ok, really?
You: 69, martian, yo mama's belly button.
You: It's seriously roomy in here
You: and the rent's low
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I have no mercy for asl-ers

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You: <five minutes pass>
You: awk-ward
Stranger: hi
You: hello!
Stranger: m/f
You: did you here the senate voted to repeal don't ask, don't tell?
You: (m)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Suprisingly, this wasn't intentional. I had typed and hit enter before I saw that he wrote m/f.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: ...
You: does anyone every actually respond to that with their age, sex, and location?
You: I mean, really
You: are you actually hoping for come action?
You: *some
Stranger: yea
You: hint: there are girls on the internet
You: but not on omegle
Stranger: yea i am one of them
You: _because_ of people like you.
Stranger: wht do u mean
You: ...
You: oh
You: n=my bad
You: I did not identify you fast enough
Stranger: oo thats ok and i like how articulate you r
You: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You have disconnected.


I am not proud.

Me:afternoon.
Stranger:Hello.
Me:If you are going to ask me about my age or anything, or try to troll me leave now!
The guy left .

Wow. I can't believe that many people want to chat with stangers.

Remember kids, if you want to know about magnets, ask the mormons.

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: how are ya
Stranger: ?
You: I'm fine
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Mars
Stranger: nice to meet you, i'm from saturn
You: Oh wow
You: Cool
You: How's Saturn?
Stranger: saturn's cool
Stranger: it's cold at this time of the galactis year
Stranger: galactic
You: It's cold at night here
Stranger: yeah well, what can you do
Stranger: so what's new on mar
Stranger: s
Stranger: ?
You: Uhhh....
You: Not much
You: It's kinda boring here
Stranger: did you get dr. manhattan's visit
Stranger: ?
You: What?
Stranger: nevermind
You: Did you know that there used to be water here?
Stranger: yeah, i know
You: I'm not sure what happened
Stranger: did you know that pluto has been cast out from planet kingdom?
You: What!?
You: Why?
Stranger: he wasn't big enough
You: Whaat?
Stranger: i know
Stranger: it's so unfair
Stranger: well, i gotta go
Stranger: i've got an appointment in neptune
You: ok
You: bye dude
Stranger: bye now

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: pretty good
Stranger: nice
You: http://www.bitterswe...3579#entry23579
You: I'm in a very meta mood
You: do you think this convesation will be interesting enough to post there?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: maybe
You: Have you heard of the punkin chunkin?
Stranger: yea it is when they throw pumkins with catapults
Stranger: or dose it mean somthing else?
You: it's the first
Stranger: ok
You: I just watched a tem practicing in real life
You: they threw a bowling ball over 200 feet
You: *2000
Stranger: wow
You: it was pretty awesome
Stranger: yea
Stranger: it dose not happen here were i am
You: aww
You:
You: the bowling ball makes an incredible noise
You: because of the holes
Stranger: yea wow
Stranger: i would like to see that i real life
Stranger: it must be fun
You: It is
You: so
You: Are there any neat events where you live?
Stranger: not like that
Stranger: mostly music and a viking festival
You: Is that sorta like a rennisance fair?
Stranger: kinda
Stranger: there are show fights and a market
Stranger: but yea i think it is similar
You: It sounds like it
You: well
You: I need to go
You: Dinner's starting
Stranger: ok bye
You: It's been nice talking with you
You: bye
Stranger: and enjoy
Stranger: you to
Stranger:
You have disconnected.

Ah, Omegle. On occasion, it can be almost as fun as talking with conversation bots. ^_^

Stranger: I want to suck a cock.
You: O rly?
Stranger: O yesh
You: I'll go look for one.
[Stranger disconnects]

I've actually been doing this all day now. I've had much better conversations than that one, but it was still quite funny.

i like to put on an afro wig and glass and call myself:
"funky man" (!)

it fun... people get angry for some reason.

I think I can see why...

Where's the creativity?
Go look up bloodninja, attempt similar things, post results, profit!