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Which BCB character would make the best Santa? poll!

Poll: Which BCB character would make the best Santa? (35 member(s) have cast votes)

Which BCB character would make the best Santa?

  1. Mike (2 votes [5.71%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 5.71%

  2. David (11 votes [31.43%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 31.43%

  3. Paulo (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  4. Paulo's Dad (11 votes [31.43%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 31.43%

  5. Lucy (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  6. Abbey (1 votes [2.86%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 2.86%

  7. Daisy (1 votes [2.86%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 2.86%

  8. Tess (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  9. Sue (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  10. McCain (7 votes [20.00%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 20.00%

  11. Other (please specify) (2 votes [5.71%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 5.71%

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  • Migrant
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Give your opinion, and your reasons!
  • #1

  • SushiJaguar
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David is the jolliest bastard around. Even if he wasn't, his natural energy would definately carry him through the loooooong night in the sleigh delivering presents.

Although he'd probably knock your tree over by accident or give out only Playboy mags as presents.
  • #2

Paulo's Dad.
Seriously:
Santa + Hard hat = WIN.

EDIT: Actually, get Paulo's Dad and paint his hard had red and white.

This post has been edited by JimmyP424: 21 December 2010 - 11:33 AM

  • #3

  • Taeshi
  • one hot bitch
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Molly.

She is a girl scout for a reason! She loves bringing people things and helping old ladies across the street and just being overexcited with doing big tasks.
  • #4

Zach would be the most appropriate Santa. For one, Zach is willing to be generous to children even when they're being a little obnoxious. Also, like any mall Santa worth his salt, some people are concerned that he's a pedophile.

I'd vote Sandy as a runner up, since it seems like the degree to which she has an influence on the plot seems directly linked to whether or not the other characters believe in her, both literally and metaphorically.
  • #5

Silentvelcro.... PEDOBEAR APPROVES!!!!
  • #6

  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
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Paulo's father is actually winning? ^_^
  • #7

McCain because he's probably the only one who could actually discreetly slip into your house.
And he reminds me of the damn CocaCola polar bear so he wins by default.
  • #8

Michael would be the best Santa. Taysh's suggestion is good, but Molly lacks one very important item every Santa needs:

A penis.
  • #9

:/ since their is no santa anymore then getting fucked in the ass would best fit :O
  • #10

I feel Daisy fits the bill pretty well... She's kind, jolly, probably the one to get most into the spirit, very big on giving. Personality wise she's perfect! Of course in terms of physicality, she's probably the polar opposite but generally who wants to sit in some fat bearded 1762 year old's lap when you can sit in the lap of slim, cozy and cuddly 15 year old Daisy? Plus she could slip down a chimney a helluva lot easier than the others.
  • #11

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Of course in terms of physicality, she's probably the polar opposite but generally who wants to sit in some fat bearded 1762 year old's lap when you can sit in the lap of slim, cozy and cuddly 15 year old Daisy?

Arc, are you tryin to turn me into a furry?

But seriously, while Daisy fits the bill much better, I'm sure everyone would love to see David running amok, handing out weird presents and making silly superhero catchphrases whilst zipping up and down chimneys.

I can see it now.

Or wait, even better, David telling his own verson of "The Night Before Christmas."
  • #12

McCain, because that would explain so much.
  • #13

View PostToffee, on 21 December 2010 - 06:07 PM, said:

McCain because he's probably the only one who could actually discreetly slip into your house.
And he reminds me of the damn CocaCola polar bear so he wins by default.

WAHT SHE SAY 8-D but wait ....McCain isn't he a dog?
  • #14

Abbey because he would bring tidings and cheer to good children and an ass kicking to naughty ones.
  • #15

  • Migrant
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Funny how no one is sugesting Lucy, isn't it?
hee hee hee hee
  • #16

The reason nobody suggested Lucy is because she'd be more likely to give you a sex change with a baseball bat than let you sit in her lap.
  • #17

  • ILB
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McCain, because that would explain so much.


I do not see this at all. He would be more likely to explain to children that Santa does not exist, how and why he cannot exist, and so on. Not to give them presents. ^_^
  • #18

daivd 8-D
because be is awesome
  • #19

I think it should be Paulo's Dad because he is one of the more "unknown" charactors. No one would suspect a thing.
  • #20

McCain.

Because imagine if Santa was like him.
  • #21

View PostILB, on 22 December 2010 - 11:22 AM, said:

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McCain, because that would explain so much.


I do not see this at all. He would be more likely to explain to children that Santa does not exist, how and why he cannot exist, and so on. Not to give them presents. ^_^


Exactly why I voted for him.
  • #22

  • ILB
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Hee. So he is Tim Allen in the Santa Clause. ^_^
  • #23

You are far to happy my good man.
  • #24

  • ILB
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Charmed to hear you say so. ^_^
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