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Ok in this game you have to knock the last person off the hill and find someway to defend it you have to say my hill at the end of your claim
I find a nice hill and sit on it my hill

You forgot to mention alot of the rules.
The main idea was that people would have to make a story with at least one more word in it than the person before them.
There was anouther game like this in the other fourm.
So in the interest of playing the game, THIS IS SPARRTTAA!
I just kicked you off the hill.
Hey, listen! This is MY HILL!
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*Becomes Dark* Ooh I love games like this! *Runs up the hill and hits Navi on the head. Knocking him out and making him roll down the hill* "My hill." *Forms a sword made of darkness in my right hand.* "Come and get it."

Edited

Hey listen!
You need to use more words then the person before you.
Navi yells his catch phrase untill dark runs away screaming.

Thanks for annoying me and saying a rule that I won't believe until Apoc says it's a actual rule.

eather way, I'm on the hill right now.

*Throws a pebble at Navi, killing him* My hill.

Respawns at a frairy fountain and begins to flote back slowly.

We do need some rules for this, otherwise it would be no fun. ^_^

Should we say:

1. Write a story (using any character) in which you claim the hill, by any means (although you should not kill the cliff's previous possessor). To claim it, type "MY HILL" near the end.
2. Your story has to be longer than the reigning champion's story; this is to say that we - right now - need to beat 61 words.
3. Always include a post count after your story.

Without rules, it will be too disorganised. Games do not work like this forum. ^_^

66 now.

The rules are
-no rudeness
-you have to end with my hill
-you have to defed the hill
-no making up your won rules

beats lightor in a game of poker for the hill and uses the money won to make a giant house in the shape of a turkey my hill

So your ignoring the word count?

Navi found a dirty needle on the groud on the way.
The frairy silently floated up behind dark and jabed him in the back of the neck while injecting dirty streat water, severing the spinal cord but not killing him. Navi then slowly lugged dark over to the spart whole and droped him in.
Navi perched on the top of the hill and proclamed "this is MY HILL"

This thread needs to be quarantined.

um i have no neck so this could not happen my hill

See, this is why we need rules. ^_^

*Becomes Insanity* Waahoo! *Pulls out a bazooka like object and pulls the trigger. A giant hand extends out, grabs Apoc, and tosses him into a nearby pool* MY HILL!

I was targeting lod not apoc
my post is relivant again

Navi found a dirty needle on the groud on the way.
The frairy silently floated up behind insanity and jabed him in the back of the neck while injecting dirty streat water, severing the spinal cord but not killing him. Navi then slowly lugged insanity over to the spart whole and droped him in.
Navi perched on the top of the hill and proclamed "this is MY HILL"

taps navi on head and then grabs him and puts him in one of the pills in pacman and the puts the pill back in the game my hill

*Wakes up after fully healing and sees Apoc* Enjoy your dip? *Runs over and chases Apoc to a hole, which Apoc falls into. I go back to the hill* MY HILL!

“Huh. Another hill?” a pole said to itself. On closer inspection, the pole proves to have arms, carelessly stuffed into the pockets of its jeans, and feet, ending in skater shoes with the laces untied. On its top, what you originally thought was the lamp on the lightpost suddenly sniffs; it is nothing but a nose, protruding from a face covered in a mass of long, brown hair.
The incredibly tall man raises himself from the block he was leaning towards; it had barely reached his shoulder but he normally made do with what he had. His posture can best be described as a question mark; his back and legs are bent so that his face is always positioned a metre in front of his feet but his spine, at its arch, is the same distance behind. Curiously, he does not snap in neither half nor into four, nor fives, nor fifties. He appears to be held up by immense amounts of glue and several invisible ropes.
Nonetheless, he makes his way to the hill and looks at the one man, or was it six men, on its top. Due to his height, he actually has to look down at them; they came up to his chin. He opens his mouth to address him, or them:
“Hey, can I have this hill now?”
“No!” the man says, curiously in unison.
“Right...” the redwood replies, easily climbing the hill in three steps. He lifts his foot and flicks the man off the hill, and they land on the soft turf below without any lasting damage. Meanwhile, our lofty fellow breathes in the clouds above and waits for any further challenge.

(283 words, for those who care. It is not in the rules, but I think some people will disregard that. ^_^)

*The Ninja looks at the mayhem that is currently taking place on the hill. With all this random fighting for no reason, he thought that it would be vaguely amusing. However, it soon became obvious that without the word count in place, there was a distinctive lack of creativity in the storytelling. Such a lack could not be tolerated. He had to take matters into his own hands to address this. Pulling a worn and battered book from his hidden pocket, he reads a few lines of utterly unintelligible text. The earth shakes for a moment, and then a fissure appears. A few tongues of flame rise from this glowing red crack in the ground before flaming demon penguins begin to crawl forth onto the blackened grass. The Ninja points at the hill, and the demon penguins charge forward in a blaze of penguinosity. The hill is soon reduced to a heap of cinders, and its former occupants are tossed into the ocean. Mounting this pile of ashes, the Ninja proudly declares: My hillock of wasteland!"*


This is how you do it.

Edit: Ah, ILB, I see that you are trying to bring order to this chaos. I applaud your virtuous attempt, but I'm afraid that no amount of good posting or funny storytelling will dissuade these morons. Maybe we should just nuke the hill from orbit, it's the only real way to be sure that this poor imitation will be destroyed.

Hey, *Ninja. I came right before you just when I should not. ^_^

Or rather, that pole guy did.

Navi worked some frairy magic and teleported ninja to a distant fountain.
MY Hill.

It's a dustbin now.

Bring order? No, I could not possibly be naïve enough to think that such a thing could work here. I do, however, reserve the rights of doing things my own way if they do not constrict or restrict the others in their actions. ^_^

Using the time I have been given and the power of internet memes I have created an endless hole in the ground.

*reloads* now, you know this is MY HILL

I do not know that as I am still sitting on the top of the hill.

@ILB What did you mean by "One man or five"?

He is casting you as all the charictures from the fanfic about elemental powers.

Oh, Light, that was just a play on your profile from the forumite MMG, where you presented yourself as a man with five wildly different personalities. ^_^

*calls Chuck Norris*
*Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks navi off the hill*

And the lord Chuck did say "This hill is Draixen's hill" (Norris 13:8)

Then:
@ILB It would be six men. EDIT: Click my name and read the "About Me".
And @Navi Those characters are my personalities.

I know this, now give me time to regenerate at a far off fountain.

Fixed it for you. Six men it is. ^_^

*Gets back up and sees the new king* Sorry Draixen baby but your rule is over. Time to be over thrown!
*Rebuilds the hill. Materializes a moving fortress with cannons, guns, soldiers, and six legs then becomes a combo of Dark and Insanity. Takes out Draixen by firing a bazooka at him, knocking him into a mountain a few miles away.*
Men! Surround the perimeter now!
*Several soldiers leave the fortress making a mile wide barrier while holding their guns ready to fire. I navigate the fortress and set it down on top of the hill. Becomes a fusion of Dark and Sanity.*
My hill.

Navi reforms and begins to travle back.

"I am not giving up this battle without a fight," said a short-packed man that nobody else had heard of before. Who was he? A general, whose efforts to take the hill had all failed as he did, in fact, give up without a fight. Normally, his excuse was that "he needed to go to the bathroom", something that would often be a bit too late for him in any case.

Still, he felt entirely justified in his claim, and went forth bold and brazen, armed with nothing but an aged Colt. Well, that and an army of five thousand men, seventy planes with pilots, eighty tanks and a constructor team specially assigned to wall in the cliff after the deed had been done.

Nothing obstructed him on the way there. He arrived, after visiting the bushes due to his equally bold and brazen bladder, at a disappointingly low mound, on which was absolutely nothing at all. He surveyed it through battered binoculars, waiting to see an army or a powerful foe standing on its very top.

Nothing did.

The general was almost furious. He had come here expecting power and might, force and opposition, on his B-day, but instead he was met by what would be denoted by a lone howling dog in the distance if this was a film. Was this a cunning trick, played by crafty foes? It could not be; he did not feel attracted to approach the cliff at all.

He did, however, mentally excusing himself. The army was ordered forward, and he himself was at their head, climbing the mound at an impressive speed when considering his stocky limbs. Now he could see the top, and there was still nothing there...

Suddenly, a bearded man dressed entirely in denim stood at the very summit, striking a pose that was truly worthy of a champion. A light seemed to emit from him, and the hat atop his head was tilted to hide the man's eyes, which were surely too beautiful to resist...

The general, undaunted, called into his walkie talkie. "Call in air supp..." But that was as far as he got, for suddenly the man was not there any more, and the mound was no longer a mound, but a fortress. Instead, six man in one stood triumphantly where no trace remained of what had been just seconds before.

Foolishly, they had also built the general's army into the fortress, and they would surely have no trouble taking down this mighty stronghold now, no matter what they did.

And they did not. Now victorious, he went to the very summit and yelled out: "THIS IS MY HILL! Where's the bathroom?"

(446 words, for those who care. ^_^)

*Looks around through a telescope and sees Navi* Ah ha! *Creates a sniper rifle and shoots Navi, killing him.* Don't think so.

EDIT: ...... What?

I'm not anywhere near you.
you can't snipe me untill I've at least reached the horison.
also, there are thousands of identical frairys.
You shot one of them.

Did I just get killed?!

Yes, you stupidly created your fortress around ilb's army and they smoked you.

No, not at all. They just threw you out, and there were no casualties on either side. ^_^

Besides, I must be adamant in claiming this: The general is not me, neither is the telephone pole who claimed the hill before. I create characters that are, at best, only vaguely based on me for the purposes of taking it. ^_^

At least Dark had partial control.........

Just a note, the "one more word than the last person" is a rule me and two others invented based off the original king of the hill. It was basically just: "take the hill by any means", but we got tired of writing really long stories only to have someone come in with 10 words and take the hill.

The multi-person flew through the air and landed outside of the south wall in front of the front gate. The general watched him go and the five hundred man army set about repairing the damage to the fortress and replacing all the used munitions that built up during the fight. A man in green scaled the north wall. It was broken. There were brick pieces missing and sticking out but the actual holes were small. No one saw him. He reached the top and peeked over the top of the wall. The middle of the fortress was open but most of it was made of halls and towers. There were a large number of soldiers walking around nearby. Link ducked back under the edge of the wall and climbed to the left until he reached a hole in the wall. He climbed in. A fist crushed into his face and the fell backwards back out of the hole. His arrows, his swords, many of his bombs, and his ball and chain fell to the ground but he managed to grab onto the side of the wall. He withdrew his boomerang of wind and targeted the guard. Three guards fell to their deaths and link climbed back into the room.(3) There was a large chest on the ground but all the doors were locked. He got a large and clunky key on a chain. It didn't work on any of the doors. He climbed out of another hole in the wall and straight up to the top of the nearest tower. He withdrew his grapple and one bomb and attached the bomb to the grapple and then lowered the bomb. It exploded, obliterating the guy on the other side of the wall(4). He attached the grapple to the wall next to him and jumped off of the wall and swung into the newest hole in the wall. He slammed two men’s heads together with his power gloves AND his power bands. One of the remaining three men raised a gun. Link shot his switch hook (not a grapple) at one of them and grabbed the two swords that were on the ground. The guard fired his rifle at link. The switch hook switched a guard with link and that guard was shot. Link shot each sword at a guard using his bow, impaling them. One of the two guards fell out of the tower backwards and took two of the five swords in the room with him.(9) A key magically fell from the sky and landed on link. There was a resounding “du-du-du-duuuuuu”. He walked down the stairs with his three swords. There was no one here but he heard voices from the next set of stairs. He ran to the stairs and screamed, stopping the ten enemies in their tracks, and emptied his bottle of lava juice onto them.(19) A guard peeked up the stairwell and a sword entered his head.(20) Link ran down the next two floors and didn't run into anyone. He did get a key from pushing around color-coded blocks. He came to a locked door, which he opened to find himself back in the room where he got the big key. He used his other key on the exit to the room. There was a long hallway here. He pulled out his ice wand and Pegasus boots and charged down the hall. Person after person shattered under his feet and in his gloved hands.(50) He came to an opening and then a wall and turned as hard as he could. He was still rushing at the wall. He jumped with the power of a feather in his hat and then jumped off the wall into a group of guards who he finished with a double bladed spin attack.(60) There was a gathering in the middle of the fortress. Link quickly jumped though the nearest doorway. He found himself in another tower and began to climb the stairs. The poor quality swords were very heavy so he dropped them. In the first room he dashed up behind the nearest guard and tossed him at another guard. While they were down he jumped into the air and changed his Pegasus boots into iron boots before smashing the two guards sculls and switching back to normal shoos. Someone grabbed him from behind. Link jumped with rocks feather and flipped over the man. He boxed the man’s ears and the man let go. All the other guards in the room had been standing right behind the first. Link landed on his feet and smashed his hand with his glove and bracelet through the back of the guard that had grabbed him and into the chest of another. He saw guns being aimed and quickly moved two more people in front of him. They died quickly in the shots. Link tossed them a little upward and hit the deck before rushing forward using his hands on the ground. He shattered the jaw of one of them and knocked over two more with the body while stealing a sword. There was only one more standing. Link knocked aside the gun with his hand and pushed him over with both fists to the shoulder before bringing the back of his iron boot down on his head. He quickly cut the two on the ground with the sword. He had a plan for new floors now. He would toss in some bait (legend of Zelda 1), Then he would quietly kill two people. Then he would crush the person closest to the bait with his hammer by tossing it. Then he would crunch two people with his gloves and he could shoot swords at the rest. He cleared the whole tower without fail like this. (150) At the top there was a large chest. Link opened the chest and pulled out a very odd device and a huge supply of magic jars. He had to actually read a small manual that was in the box. The device attached his weapons to his arms. He placed a blade, a grapple, a switch shot and either the fire or the ice wand on each arm. He dropped a gust seed at his feet and was transported to the bottom of the tower where a very large gathering had built up. The general was at the center. "Stay calm. We have just removed our enemies from the fortress. We believe that the explosion was an accident." Link tossed one of his swords above his head. A blue line extended into the crowd and attached to a random solder. "Today was a victory. I truly believe that." Some people in the crowd fell down. "There is very little to worry about at the moment." Some people on the other side of the crowd fell down and murmurings started. The noise hid the clattering of chains. "We need to go back to preparing this fortress for future threats." Link started sprinkling fire seeds over people’s clothes. "Now someone get in my bathroom and fix the plumbing, for the love of god. I've had to go for the last hour" Groups of people everywhere started catching on fire. “What’s going on here?” Someone turned to solid ice and the person next to them was covered with it right up to halfway across his body. His free eye darted around for a moment. Then he started to wail a scratchy low wail. “I think I saw someone out of uniform over there. Where did he go?” People started to move around. This meant link could move more without being noticed. Screams sounded at random as heads and limps fell to the ground. “I saw a blue streak!” many of the people ran out of the middle of the fortress. The trained soldiers grouped in the middle. “Oh god, my army, my power, they’re dying!” Some shattering noised could be heard and some red light could be seen from the halls. It seemed to be traveling to the right through the circular hallway. Slight glimpses of a green figure and flames and ice where all that The General got to see. As he went by people seemed to just turn into gems. Link targeted the wall as he ran. The team followed him with their eyes. He stopped suddenly at one of the entrances to the hall. (449) He stood in the archway and said nothing. He just stared at them. “Don’t let him kill you guys!” The general dashed to a hatch in the ground and used a large key on it. He was quickly inside. The team just stared back at link. He raised an arm and shot his switch shot. Everyone just walked out of the way. Link pulled out his seed shooter and fired a few rounds off. They all missed. Link emptied his pockets and the wind boomerang flew off the way he came. He pulled out his shield and rushed forward. The people started to fire on him and he dropped to the ground to protect his feet. The sound of metal hitting metal came from behind the soldiers. A few turned around and saw a boomerang full of bombs. The switch hook attached to it and suddenly link was right next to the crowd. He used Din’s fire and an explosion formed around him, protecting him. The boomerang reached him and all the bombs exploded and flew in different directions.(494) Link used Naryu’s Love. He Stood and pulled out his bow and attached his seed shooter to his right arm. The bullets bounced off him as he the attachments on his right arm flew wildly and he carefully aimed with his bow. His targets would dodge frantically while firing off ace shots of their own but inevitably, they would make one predictable move and a sword would go though their skull. Link ran out of magic. There was one enemy left. Link watched carefully, using his years as an archery expert to predict the exact path of the bullet. He waited for the trigger finger of his foe to twitch and then he moved the shield into place. The bullet bounced once but link couldn’t keep this up for long. He tossed the boomerang to the left and it curved back to its target. The man jumped but found chain with a key around his neck. Link tugged and the man came back to the ground face first. He caught himself with his arms and the wind boomerang made off with his gun. Link was above him with a sword. The man knocked the sword from links hands with all his might. Links items were mostly shattered and useless and his right arm was broken but the man was covered in the many seed type’s that link owned. The man mutated and burst into flames and wind tore at him but then he teleported away and the key and chain fell to the ground. (499) Link grabbed the chain with his good arm and stuck it under his arm pit and pulled out his only jar with medicine in it and chugged it as he walked over to the hatch. He jabbed the key in with his right arm and the hatch flew open. He caught the wind boomerang and the gun clattered as it hit the ground. He looked down at it. He put all his items on the ground next to him and looked down at them; one jar with a fairy, a wind boomerang, a couple of crappy swords, a Hyrulian shield , a bow with a cut string, a burnt feather, some worthless scrap, and then there was the gun. “Hey, listen. You know what’s right. He picked up the jar, the shield, the swords, and the boomerang and jumped in the hole. When he landed, he found himself right up against a fat and very large burning monster. There was no air. Link through the boomerang in his tiny space over and over but the flames got hotter. Hey, listen! Stop doing that, you’re just making the flames hotter!” It went dark for a moment. There was a snap as the boomerang was crushed between the wall and the creature. Link felt the thing rub against his leg and pull a little. It got brighter again. Link pulled out sword after sword and jabbed them into the creature as it ate his shield. As it pushed him against the wall and tried to get it’s chubby face down to him the swords wiggled around inside it. Soon all of the swords were inside the creature and blood was flowing out of the holes. The creature gave up on eating him and began trying to smother him. It soon ran out of blood and died.(500) Link pushed it off of him and gasped for air. He sat there for a moment panting before reaching into the creature and pulling out one sword. “Stop!” Link looked down the path to see a man pointing a gun at him. “I can reach you. I may have one heart left but that gun won’t finish me off.” Link said. “Sure it will. All I have to do is pull the trigger.” “I mean it. If you shoot me, I will fall to the ground and then I will get right back up. I have one more trick in my cap.” The general shot link. Link fell to the ground. He didn’t get back up. “Danmit! That hurts! Where is my”-he tossed his sword though the generals head like a javelin (501) and reached into his pocket to find nothing. “Navi, teleport me to a fountain!” He looked back and saw Navi, the jar was floating right under the fairy. “I’m sorry link.” Navi dropped the jar and then flew into the glass, cutting his/herself, and then flew into the other, healthy, fairy. It disappeared. “I can’t do that.” Navi flew out of the cave and left link to die.(502) Navi had no partner now. The nearest large living object would become her partner. There were no nearby living objects. There was only Navi and the hill. There was sort of a living object nearby. The hill was nearby. It was alive, for isn’t the motion, the ability to change, what really makes us alive? Navi teleported his/her new partner to the fountain of a great fairy. “This is MY HILL!.” The hill was over the fountain but soon the water from the fountain filled the hole that navi had made and the general had made into a hatch. All the friaries came out of the hole “yes it is dearest,” said the great fairy “by our rules this is your hill. And it doubles as a pimppen’ addition to the fountain.” The fairies spent themselves regenerating the walls of the fortress and then just regenerated out of the fountain. The Great fairy repaired and took all of links items and the fairies took the guns.

2501 bitches
I now see my mistake ILB.
It's to late.
My story is valid though.

TL:DR my hill

bullshit, its great. your ignoring word count. My hill,

GIANT ROBOT nuff said my hill

your ignoring both the spirit and the rules of the game.
i smite you with justice. My hill. I'm not posting my hill again untill you contribute or somone else get's here again.