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Hee, Miw, it is a good rule. But I admit that this version also has its charm, lack of efforts aside. ^_^
King of the hill simple really but fun
*uses a piece of his form to appear inside of the fortress in the form of Dark*
I'm back! MWAHAHAHAHAA!
*I use my powers to destroy the fairy fountain in a great burst of black flames, incinerating Apoc and Navi.* This fortress is mine!
*The hill rises inside the mountain the fountain resides in. Stopping after breaking through the top. Flames appear surrounding the fortress and preventing entry.*
Rise! Rise my warriors of darkness and shadow! Prevent any entrance into this stronghold! Do my bidding for I am your creator!
*Thousands of beings form among the flames taking human-like forms. Great black flames appear on the turrents at each of the eight corners of the castle.*
This. Is. My. Hill.
I'm back! MWAHAHAHAHAA!
*I use my powers to destroy the fairy fountain in a great burst of black flames, incinerating Apoc and Navi.* This fortress is mine!
*The hill rises inside the mountain the fountain resides in. Stopping after breaking through the top. Flames appear surrounding the fortress and preventing entry.*
Rise! Rise my warriors of darkness and shadow! Prevent any entrance into this stronghold! Do my bidding for I am your creator!
*Thousands of beings form among the flames taking human-like forms. Great black flames appear on the turrents at each of the eight corners of the castle.*
This. Is. My. Hill.
- #53
- 27 November 2010 - 07:13 PM
*I threaten my men to follow my rule or die. They listen and I takeover my fortress. I then shoot Apoc out of a cannon to The Bermuda Triangle.* My hill.
- #55
- 27 November 2010 - 09:06 PM
@Apoc Fine I'll change it. Don't start that again.
- #57
- 27 November 2010 - 09:26 PM
APOC!
- #59
- 27 November 2010 - 09:56 PM
Apoc. You are now illegable to win this game.
If you were to legitamatly contribute it would likly be a very crappy and repetitive, low detail, trollfest with exactly 2502 words.
I don't care if you win. I will not recognise your post unless you make an interesting tale with near 500 more words than the last poster.
Now, I want somone to actualy make a fun little read where they kick me off the hill and stop my army from returning or slow it at least.
They can mention apoc but he must die in a way that shows him to be full of fail.
Remember, the fortress now will quickly repare it's self and my army will respawn.
The great fairy has link's kick ass new equipment.
If you were to legitamatly contribute it would likly be a very crappy and repetitive, low detail, trollfest with exactly 2502 words.
I don't care if you win. I will not recognise your post unless you make an interesting tale with near 500 more words than the last poster.
Now, I want somone to actualy make a fun little read where they kick me off the hill and stop my army from returning or slow it at least.
They can mention apoc but he must die in a way that shows him to be full of fail.
Remember, the fortress now will quickly repare it's self and my army will respawn.
The great fairy has link's kick ass new equipment.
- #60
- 27 November 2010 - 10:55 PM
I have already regained the hill Navi. And thank you very much for doing that.
EDIT: Although for that I will gladly redo my post anyway!
EDIT: Although for that I will gladly redo my post anyway!
- #61
- 27 November 2010 - 11:17 PM
Your story is not nearly satisfactory in the way of detail.
Please make me a story instead of just tolling me off the hill.
ie.
"*I use my powers to destroy the fairy fountain in a great burst of black flames, incinerating Apoc and Navi.* This fortress is mine!"
is not nearly good enough. I made 2501 words just for you to push me off in one sentence.
Please make me a story instead of just tolling me off the hill.
ie.
"*I use my powers to destroy the fairy fountain in a great burst of black flames, incinerating Apoc and Navi.* This fortress is mine!"
is not nearly good enough. I made 2501 words just for you to push me off in one sentence.
- #62
- 27 November 2010 - 11:21 PM
@NaviI will gladly do that for getting rid of Apoc! 
EDIT: I will still gladly do so!
EDIT: I will still gladly do so!
- #63
- 27 November 2010 - 11:24 PM
I edited my post.
Just wanted to point that out.
Just wanted to point that out.
- #64
- 27 November 2010 - 11:26 PM
(While I was in the fortress I left a piece of my being inside so I could return if anything happened. It is now time to do so.) *I reform at the fortress* MWAHAHA! Now it's time to.... HOT! HOTHOTHOT! (Previously unknown to me the fairies had moved the piece INTO the fountain. The pure waters are now burning me due to my impure body.) *I arrive at the edge after experiencing immense levels of pain.* Okay..... whoo..... much better..... time to get to work.
{I'm altering my format a bit. These>{} are for author comments. These>() are for thoughts. These>** are for actions. There will he more don't worry. I won't stop yet.}
{I'm altering my format a bit. These>{} are for author comments. These>() are for thoughts. These>** are for actions. There will he more don't worry. I won't stop yet.}
- #66
- 27 November 2010 - 11:42 PM
Fuck you lark.
I thought you hated trolling. Your acting just like apoc.
One sentence isn't good enough, that's why lod is tryng to make a story.
I'll just let this play out.
also, you curshed me but I still just respawn and the great frairy and assullt rifle fairy army has you.
Nice start dark. now you can try to slither away while avoiding detection and then regenerate yourself.
I thought you hated trolling. Your acting just like apoc.
One sentence isn't good enough, that's why lod is tryng to make a story.
I'll just let this play out.
also, you curshed me but I still just respawn and the great frairy and assullt rifle fairy army has you.
Nice start dark. now you can try to slither away while avoiding detection and then regenerate yourself.
- #67
- 27 November 2010 - 11:47 PM
you can't do than anyway because link is dead.
- #69
- 27 November 2010 - 11:56 PM
Sweet.
The fairys choose to become invisable to you and let you wander the hill. LOD must now fight you. You find a zora scale at your feet.
you can now breath in the water.
I regenerate.
Should somone kill me the hill will be yours.
The fairys choose to become invisable to you and let you wander the hill. LOD must now fight you. You find a zora scale at your feet.
you can now breath in the water.
I regenerate.
Should somone kill me the hill will be yours.
- #71
- 28 November 2010 - 12:10 AM
DAMMIT! I had just finished typing the second part when I got logged out! Blasted Wii..... Gonna have to retype it.
- #73
- 28 November 2010 - 12:22 AM
{I hopefully you don't mind if I take your idea Navi!}
Gah! I have..... to get away! (The fountain's purity is still damaging my impure body! I'll have to leave.) *I melt into the shadows to escape and begin traveling deeper into the mountain.*
(I'll have to become that fool Light if I want to capture this hill..... well now it's a mountain!) Probably Sanity as well. *I continue deeper into the mountain.*
(The energy from the fountain is too strong!) I'll have to change now. *I reform near the center of the mountain, my cloak gliding along the ground.* Time to change. *I become Light in a bright flash.*
Now what do I do. {Hah! This is better than my first go! Feels like i'm writing a story. This feels good!}
Gah! I have..... to get away! (The fountain's purity is still damaging my impure body! I'll have to leave.) *I melt into the shadows to escape and begin traveling deeper into the mountain.*
(I'll have to become that fool Light if I want to capture this hill..... well now it's a mountain!) Probably Sanity as well. *I continue deeper into the mountain.*
(The energy from the fountain is too strong!) I'll have to change now. *I reform near the center of the mountain, my cloak gliding along the ground.* Time to change. *I become Light in a bright flash.*
Now what do I do. {Hah! This is better than my first go! Feels like i'm writing a story. This feels good!}
- #74
- 28 November 2010 - 12:59 AM
Your not link.
I killed link.
You don't have dins fire, you have the zora scale and the anti fire dress.
Read my fiction danm you.
You can use some of his items because they were dropped outside but dins fire was lost with him.
The great fairy has it.
You were supposed to steal it lod.
As a warning, the fortress is fused into the mountain now.
All the huge guns will fire on you if you go out side and there are very few light sorces.
I killed link.
You don't have dins fire, you have the zora scale and the anti fire dress.
Read my fiction danm you.
You can use some of his items because they were dropped outside but dins fire was lost with him.
The great fairy has it.
You were supposed to steal it lod.
As a warning, the fortress is fused into the mountain now.
All the huge guns will fire on you if you go out side and there are very few light sorces.
- #76
- 28 November 2010 - 01:07 AM
OK, we can say you have all the items that link dropped.
ie. use four sword and then give the great fairy blade, master sword, biggarons sword, and the Hyrulian(normal) blade+wind waker to each of them.
ie. use four sword and then give the great fairy blade, master sword, biggarons sword, and the Hyrulian(normal) blade+wind waker to each of them.
- #78
- 28 November 2010 - 01:16 AM
- Lark
- I send pictures of my penis to men while asking girls out
Banned 
Good idea Navi, my main conciouse mind is in red link
Red: biggorons Knife, deko sheild
Green:Master sword, hylein sheild
Blue:phantom blade, mirror sheild
Purple: Fairy sword, zora scale
I'll limet myselfto this for the sake of the game, don't wanna be overpowered
Red: biggorons Knife, deko sheild
Green:Master sword, hylein sheild
Blue:phantom blade, mirror sheild
Purple: Fairy sword, zora scale
I'll limet myselfto this for the sake of the game, don't wanna be overpowered
- #79
- 28 November 2010 - 01:22 AM
Don't bother.
You have no skill.
your a random guy who happened to find the four sword and got links shirts and body shape.
You need to scrape up all the raw power items you can.
Just no masks.
You have no skill.
your a random guy who happened to find the four sword and got links shirts and body shape.
You need to scrape up all the raw power items you can.
Just no masks.
- #80
- 28 November 2010 - 01:28 AM
Can I use the masks then? I've got an idea.
- #81
- 28 November 2010 - 01:32 AM
They were given to the childeren under the tree.
You would have to somhow get back to the moon and steal the masks.
If you have one hell of an explanation you can have the masks.
It's not even the real moon.
you would need to use the power of the triforce to call giants to stop the moon and be trancported to some odd magical representation of the moon.
You would have to somhow get back to the moon and steal the masks.
If you have one hell of an explanation you can have the masks.
It's not even the real moon.
you would need to use the power of the triforce to call giants to stop the moon and be trancported to some odd magical representation of the moon.
- #82
- 28 November 2010 - 01:37 AM
There was ONE mask that was given in return but even I think it would be over powering myself..... oh well. To work!
- #83
- 28 November 2010 - 01:42 AM
- Lark
- I send pictures of my penis to men while asking girls out
Banned
No skill? just for ref, i'm the best sword fighter out of our group in real life but if you say so.
Red:gold gauntelts, megaton hammer, din's fire. he's my heavy hitter
Green:boomarang, fairy-in-a-bottle,pegasis boots. Balance
Blue:deco nuts,bombs (normal and weird mouse kind, naryu's love. sheild
Purple:Bow and Arrows (with all arrow types, hoockshot. distance
There we go. we'r gonna have fun Dark ;P
Red:gold gauntelts, megaton hammer, din's fire. he's my heavy hitter
Green:boomarang, fairy-in-a-bottle,pegasis boots. Balance
Blue:deco nuts,bombs (normal and weird mouse kind, naryu's love. sheild
Purple:Bow and Arrows (with all arrow types, hoockshot. distance
There we go. we'r gonna have fun Dark ;P
- #84
- 28 November 2010 - 01:44 AM
What should I do now..... Huh?! What's this then? *I lean down next to a large mound roughly five and a half feet in length and two feet in wigth. I brush off the dirt near the top revealing a skull.*
Oh dear..... It seems i'm not the only one here..... hmm what's this? *I brush off some dirt near the body revealing a shield.* A warrior! But wait.....
*I look around the cavern releasing light from my hand and see hundreds of other mounds.* Warriors! Maybe they would be willing to help me.
*I use my powers of Light and Life to partially resurrect the original corpse I found.* {The're bones and armor I don't believe the flesh would reform.} Would you mind helping me? You see, I have a plan.......
{Here's the new part. Enjoy!}
Oh dear..... It seems i'm not the only one here..... hmm what's this? *I brush off some dirt near the body revealing a shield.* A warrior! But wait.....
*I look around the cavern releasing light from my hand and see hundreds of other mounds.* Warriors! Maybe they would be willing to help me.
*I use my powers of Light and Life to partially resurrect the original corpse I found.* {The're bones and armor I don't believe the flesh would reform.} Would you mind helping me? You see, I have a plan.......
{Here's the new part. Enjoy!}
- #85
- 28 November 2010 - 02:14 AM
OK, I mean that your skill does not compare to the skill of a hero who keeps being reborn every 5000 years.(maybe 2500. No other year set would work. I know link shit.) So you won't be sitting still in the arrow firing position while shooting your wands and your grapples and then hitting a bulls eye on some guys head with a sword or hitting a boomerang with a switch hook. You could still be good with a sword.
Most of those items have been destroyed.
Red: immunity to heat, Rocks cape, skull hammer, Biggarons sword, the lower ranked bracelet and the lower ranked glove.
Blue: immunity to cold, all bomb types with remote upgrades, all deco equipment, the shovel and a green thumb (plant monsters and magic seeds but no seed shooter), Master sword.
Purple: immunity to electricity, One of the many bows and the slingshot, all the arrow types, basic bombs, one hookshot (there are more of these but there were only two switch shots), fairy sword, eye of truth.
Green: Magic nullifier (fuck up individual parts of lod), wind waker and a Hyrulian sword, all the basic boomerangs that are left and the magic but non-wind boomerang that can be directed.
They would also each have a four-sword sword and any sheild other than the hyrulian shield(The great frairy has it)
Most of those items have been destroyed.
Red: immunity to heat, Rocks cape, skull hammer, Biggarons sword, the lower ranked bracelet and the lower ranked glove.
Blue: immunity to cold, all bomb types with remote upgrades, all deco equipment, the shovel and a green thumb (plant monsters and magic seeds but no seed shooter), Master sword.
Purple: immunity to electricity, One of the many bows and the slingshot, all the arrow types, basic bombs, one hookshot (there are more of these but there were only two switch shots), fairy sword, eye of truth.
Green: Magic nullifier (fuck up individual parts of lod), wind waker and a Hyrulian sword, all the basic boomerangs that are left and the magic but non-wind boomerang that can be directed.
They would also each have a four-sword sword and any sheild other than the hyrulian shield(The great frairy has it)
- #86
- 28 November 2010 - 02:16 AM
- Lark
- I send pictures of my penis to men while asking girls out
Banned
Blue: "i feel a foul wind blowing."
Green: " Form a box ontop the hill. Blue, take point, red left, i'll take right, Purple, take rear."
Red: "OH Hells yes, finally some action" red tightens the guntlets, twirls the Knife, and takes a ready stance.
Purple: "sigh, oh man, why do we get into these situations?" purple draws the bow and nocks an arrow
Green: " Form a box ontop the hill. Blue, take point, red left, i'll take right, Purple, take rear."
Red: "OH Hells yes, finally some action" red tightens the guntlets, twirls the Knife, and takes a ready stance.
Purple: "sigh, oh man, why do we get into these situations?" purple draws the bow and nocks an arrow
- #87
- 28 November 2010 - 02:22 AM
I added the eye of truth to purple.
@WTF
at this point we have kind of turned this into a RPG and taken it over.
Join in and be reasonapble or go away if you wouldn't mind.
Please? TY
@WTF
at this point we have kind of turned this into a RPG and taken it over.
Join in and be reasonapble or go away if you wouldn't mind.
Please? TY
- #89
- 28 November 2010 - 02:27 AM
Interesting! Apoc created this thread but now Navi is like OP and has made it much better!
- #90
- 28 November 2010 - 02:41 AM
as long as I have puplic approval and no mod desides that his is BS we can keep going.
I was actualy originaly hoping for feedback on the story I made but I would suffice in knowing who acctualy read it.
Remember that LOD is supposed to win but if he totaly fails to defend himself lark can have it.
I was actualy originaly hoping for feedback on the story I made but I would suffice in knowing who acctualy read it.
Remember that LOD is supposed to win but if he totaly fails to defend himself lark can have it.
- #92
- 28 November 2010 - 02:44 AM
No need to say sorry.
You can come back once we finish his round.
I also edited a bit above.
You can come back once we finish his round.
I also edited a bit above.
- #95
- 28 November 2010 - 02:49 AM
@Lark Yes but this time you don't have Giga Black Fate to aid you! I look forward to our battle!
@Navi The one with Link taking out ILB'S character then you taking out Link? I read and liked it.
@Navi The one with Link taking out ILB'S character then you taking out Link? I read and liked it.
- #96
- 28 November 2010 - 02:50 AM
;P
@ WTF
I hate that shit.
This game is complicated.
You should just backread.
I hate that shit.
This game is complicated.
You should just backread.
- #100
- 28 November 2010 - 03:00 AM