So yeah, "Black Swan" is a totally awesome movie about ballet and you are not gay if you watch it because Mila Kunis is hot and makes out with Natalie Portman.
So, like, the whole time you're thinking, "Holy shit, is this chick crazy or something?" and then you get to the end and you're all "Holy shit, what just happened?"
And then you find you don't really care about the metaphors and symbolism that has been thrown in your face like t-bones and shrimp on an Outback Steakhouse grill just because Mila Kunis is hot and totally has lesbian sex with Natalie Portman.
cunnilingus.
That is all.
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Why you should watch "Black Swan"
- #1
- 09 January 2011 - 01:06 AM
it looks interesting
I was looking for a good reason to go to the movies... for a long time
I was looking for a good reason to go to the movies... for a long time
This post has been edited by JPEspinoza: 09 January 2011 - 01:27 AM
- #2
- 09 January 2011 - 01:27 AM
I am still waiting for the reason why I should watch the film.
- #3
- 09 January 2011 - 01:38 PM
It's funny how lesbianism is promptly accepted in today's homophobic society.
I don't think ballet is gay. I remember an ad (which I fervently looked for in youtube and failed to find) in which a guy was in a bar with his mates and says he has to go to his ballet class. His friends go after him with an 'WTF' look. But then see him grabbing, groping, hugging and etc with the gorgeous women in his ballet class.
(oh, while dancing, of course)
I don't think ballet is gay. I remember an ad (which I fervently looked for in youtube and failed to find) in which a guy was in a bar with his mates and says he has to go to his ballet class. His friends go after him with an 'WTF' look. But then see him grabbing, groping, hugging and etc with the gorgeous women in his ballet class.
(oh, while dancing, of course)
- #4
- 09 January 2011 - 02:40 PM
i hared good reviews from it 
its one of thoses phycological thrillers thatthat give me nightmaresi love 
the end of the trailer is interesting... kinda makes me wanna see if she becomes the black swan (literally)
its one of thoses phycological thrillers that
the end of the trailer is interesting... kinda makes me wanna see if she becomes the black swan (literally)
- #5
- 09 January 2011 - 07:48 PM
Lycan, on 09 January 2011 - 02:40 PM, said:
It's funny how lesbianism is promptly accepted in today's homophobic society.
I don't think ballet is gay. I remember an ad (which I fervently looked for in youtube and failed to find) in which a guy was in a bar with his mates and says he has to go to his ballet class. His friends go after him with an 'WTF' look. But then see him grabbing, groping, hugging and etc with the gorgeous women in his ballet class.
(oh, while dancing, of course)
I don't think ballet is gay. I remember an ad (which I fervently looked for in youtube and failed to find) in which a guy was in a bar with his mates and says he has to go to his ballet class. His friends go after him with an 'WTF' look. But then see him grabbing, groping, hugging and etc with the gorgeous women in his ballet class.
(oh, while dancing, of course)
*ahem* As one who has taken ballet. Also as a male, I must attest that you do not "grab,grope,and hug" anyone. It's all just part of the dances. They never "grab" inappropriately or anything of the sort. Just saying.
- #6
- 10 January 2011 - 11:26 PM
Lvl 50 Fighter, on 10 January 2011 - 11:26 PM, said:
*ahem* As one who has taken ballet. Also as a male, I must attest that you do not "grab,grope,and hug" anyone. It's all just part of the dances. They never "grab" inappropriately or anything of the sort. Just saying.
For the nature of the ad... I'm sure they were exaggerating to make it ironic.
- #7
- 10 January 2011 - 11:34 PM
Moosack, on 10 January 2011 - 11:34 PM, said:
Lvl 50 Fighter, on 10 January 2011 - 11:26 PM, said:
*ahem* As one who has taken ballet. Also as a male, I must attest that you do not "grab,grope,and hug" anyone. It's all just part of the dances. They never "grab" inappropriately or anything of the sort. Just saying.
For the nature of the ad... I'm sure they were exaggerating to make it ironic.
Yeah I know. I just wanted to do one of those "The more you know" things..I failed this time though.
- #8
- 11 January 2011 - 12:20 AM
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