Saw a few movies in the last couple months, thought I'd come by to give my two cents.
Ted: A nice enough comedy, I enjoyed it more than I thought I would. I think that if you're not really into Seth MacFarlane's brand of humour then you wouldn't get much out of it.
Dark Knight Rises: SEAN CONNERY WEARING A MASK AND ON STEROIDS

Seriously though, it was a pretty cool movie, lots of action and I thought it had good pacing. People complained about having trouble understanding Bane, but I was able to understand him well enough. I mean come on, context! If he sounds like he's mumbling while standing next to a bomb, chances are he's not talking about a great muffin recipe he found on the internet.
The Expendables 2: A fun brainless action movie, I had a stupid grin on my face the whole way through. It doesn't overstay it's welcome either, in fact it felt short. My only gripe is the audio (that, and the endless stream of inept henchmen started to get tiring) was awful, mostly to do with the actor's mumbling failing to compete with the background music/noise in a lot of scenes. The draw for me to see it was for Chuck Norris, my girlfriend (she wanted to see it more than I did

) went for Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jason Statham. There was not as much Chuck as I had hoped
Total Recall: I haven't seen the original, so I went in blind. It was pretty cool, the visuals were awesome and the story was cool. The main actor was a bit of a blank slate, but hey, I went to see it for Brian Cranston as a main antagonist

It was pretty suspenseful throughout, too.
The Watch: A big ol' "meh" fest. It was kinda funny sometimes, it had it's moments, but it wasn't all that great. You've pretty much seen all the good parts in the previews and trailers.
The Campaign: Ricky Bobby runs for congress or senate or whatever for the X year in a row and is challenged by an adorably likable fat man. That's pretty much the movie, but that's not to say it isn't enjoyable. I liked it, it was funny (though sometimes just annoyingly obnoxious), but not memorable, if that makes sense?