Kaxbe's MouseCat Story An epic IRC story.
Here it is, unaltered, and every new row is a new post in the IRC.
Kaxbe's MouseCat Story
A mouse loved a cat very much
and the cat also loved the mouse
But their love could not be.
because of the social implications between the two species
However, they kept their love a secret
they met late at night
"Sir mouse, why is it that you love me?" the cat would ask every night.
"Well, Lady Cat, it is because you are unlike any other mouse out there." the mouse would say in reply before kissing the cat on the nose.
They would sit and talk in the woods for a long time
before they returned to their respective castles.
But then, one day, the war happened.
The King of Cats and the Monarch of Mice got into their biggest argument yet.
(SHUT IT MOUSECAT. THIS IS STORY TIME)
The mouse and the cat found it more difficult to meet at night
both sides beefed up security, making it harder to sneak out at night.
However, they would both risk discovery every night still.
One night they banged.
because the war was getting worse and they were afraid they would not see each other anymore.
So the consumated their love among the grass and ivy, underneat the light of the moon.
and his cat princess waited
until one day....
News reached the Mouse Kingdom that the prince had fallen in battle.
this news eventually reached the Cat Kingdom, where celebrations were being held after hearing this information.
The Cat Princess was distraught.
because she was with child and she had no idea how such could be possible.
She had a feeling that the spirits of the forest blessed her and her loved one on that night of their consumation.
But she couldn't bear to have a child without her loved one by her side.
So she ran into the forest to kill herself.
until she reached the spot of their meeting place...
...where the Mouse Prince was waiting for her.
The Mouse Prince had faked his own death so he could wait for his lover and elope
And thus, the Mouse Prince took the Cat Princess far, far away
Where they lived happily forever.
The Cat Princess eventually gave birth to a little (boy? girl? What are you MouseCat?)
The Cat Princess eventually gave birth to a little boy who grew up big and strong.
He had all the cunning of a cat and the wisdom of a mouse/
He would eventually go on to make peace between the two kingdoms...
...but that's a story for another time.
<Ubertoast|iPhone> Sucks, need moar blood and stuff
- 10 January 2011 - 01:24 PM
Moral is for chumps.
Nah, but what do you expect from a story made up on the spot about a fellow IRC-goer?
This post has been edited by LpSamuelm: 10 January 2011 - 02:35 PM
- 10 January 2011 - 02:27 PM
- 10 January 2011 - 08:43 PM
MouseCat must be the ancestor of SpaceMouse!
This post has been edited by LpSamuelm: 12 January 2011 - 02:44 PM
- 12 January 2011 - 02:44 PM