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Beards You know you think their awesome

Beards haven't been getting any love lately and some people out there don't like them. So lets show them some love for how awesome they are.

If your a beard hater thats cool just beard lovers are fierce and manly.


  • #1
  • 25 January 2011 - 03:27 AM
Hmm... I don't mind beards, I just like how being clean-shaven looks and feels. To each their own. :D
  • #2
  • 25 January 2011 - 03:31 AM
Beards are a wonderful creation given to humanity as a gift, for we not the ability to create something so amazing under our own power. But from whom? From a god? Aliens? A civilization time has strewn to cinders along the breeze? We know not, but the glorious dignity of beards are all surviving, and will forever be enshrined by those we leave behind us, and those they leave behind them. Should humanity fall to the ground, left to rot, then we go ready to know that our beards are forever beyond us, paving paths through stars and rivers through cosmos.
For all of time.

This post has been edited by Gameking218: 25 January 2011 - 03:36 AM

  • #3
  • 25 January 2011 - 03:35 AM
Having a beard is like having a giant fucking sign on your face that says 'I AM MAN'.
  • #4
  • 25 January 2011 - 03:41 AM
I love my beard :smirk:
  • #5
  • 25 January 2011 - 03:46 AM
Think about it Lincoln had a beard Hitler didn't there has to be some connection!!!
  • #6
  • 25 January 2011 - 03:55 AM

Rawrdinosaur, on 25 January 2011 - 03:55 AM, said:

Think about it Lincoln had a beard Hitler didn't there has to be some connection!!!

dear god! you're right. hell, Santa has a beard! :D
  • #7
  • 25 January 2011 - 04:09 AM
Omg in all pictures of God he has a beard. Thats it beards are how God shows who we should follow and who is holy.

This post has been edited by Rawrdinosaur: 25 January 2011 - 04:17 AM

  • #8
  • 25 January 2011 - 04:16 AM
Yeah, I've no plans to grow a beard.
  • #9
  • 25 January 2011 - 04:18 AM
Beards have been phased out by the almighty sideburn.
  • #10
  • 25 January 2011 - 04:35 AM
FUCK BOTH OF YOU
  • #11
  • 25 January 2011 - 04:47 AM
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  • #12
  • 25 January 2011 - 04:47 AM
Bleh, facial hair
  • #13
  • 25 January 2011 - 04:48 AM
Most awesome beard contest winner. In free style section.


  • #14
  • 25 January 2011 - 04:49 AM
Beards Fuck Yeah 8-)


  • #15
  • 25 January 2011 - 05:06 AM
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  • #16
  • 26 January 2011 - 12:17 AM
epic mealy time would be for pussy swedes if this guy was shaven

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  • #17
  • 26 January 2011 - 01:35 AM
Even if your a woman theres no reason not to have a beard there are substitutes

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  • #18
  • 26 January 2011 - 01:38 AM
Facial hair, especially beards, are just totally hot and totally manly and just the best.
To an extent of course, anything too crazy is like 'ahhh it's gonna eat me : (".
  • #19
  • 26 January 2011 - 01:41 AM
I agree with the previous statement, beards just spice things up and make you a manly man.
  • #20
  • 26 January 2011 - 02:00 AM
YAAA GO BEARDS!!!!
  • #21
  • 26 January 2011 - 02:02 AM
Don't wear that to an airport.
  • #22
  • 26 January 2011 - 02:27 AM
the ladies like the feeling of a manly beard on their soft skin :-*
  • #23
  • 26 January 2011 - 02:47 AM
Beards = Good
Mustaches = X_X
  • #24
  • 26 January 2011 - 04:09 AM
Counterpoint:

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  • #25
  • 26 January 2011 - 04:17 AM
I've been growing a beard for a couple months now, and I must say I grow a manly beard. Like a friggin lumberjack. But I really don't like it. It's extremely annoying. It looks good, yeah, but I don't think it's worth it. So I think it's coming off soon.
  • #26
  • 26 January 2011 - 04:19 AM
supporting point to counter point.
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Also goates are kinda stupid the only person I know to have pulled it off was this godly man.

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@luei Don't do it man you'll feel less manly and technically your helping the environment by keeping it. Think of all the water we could save if no one shaved.

This post has been edited by Rawrdinosaur: 26 January 2011 - 04:22 AM

  • #27
  • 26 January 2011 - 04:20 AM
@ Jerk - Hot Damn. Good point.

Now I would like to see a picture of a sexy unibrow.

@ Luei:

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This post has been edited by Scotch: 26 January 2011 - 04:22 AM

  • #28
  • 26 January 2011 - 04:20 AM

Scotch, on 26 January 2011 - 04:20 AM, said:

@ Jerk - Hot Damn. Good point.

Now I would like to see a picture of a sexy unibrow.


NO. TWEEZE THAT SONUVABITCH.
  • #29
  • 26 January 2011 - 04:24 AM
Short list of awesome personalities who have beards or beardlike facial features:

Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)
Bill Overbeck (Left 4 Dead)
Francis (Left 4 Dead) (his is shaved)
The Demoman (Team Fortress 2)

And most obviously: Chuck Norris.
  • #30
  • 26 January 2011 - 04:25 AM

Rawrdinosaur, on 25 January 2011 - 04:16 AM, said:

Omg in all pictures of God he has a beard. Thats it beards are how God shows who we should follow and who is holy.


But do you know whats ironic about that, people with beards seem bad like a pedophile or something... OMG Santa's a pedo :unsure:
  • #31
  • 26 January 2011 - 04:32 AM
It's more about how you handle the beard that makes you look like either a pedo or a cool dude. Also, a little bit of gray helps.
  • #32
  • 26 January 2011 - 04:34 AM
Pedobear doesn't have a beard. Argument invalid.


Hunters have beards though. So I guess a beard might mean you pounce on people and claw their chests open?
  • #33
  • 26 January 2011 - 04:37 AM
I love The Beardly, "Everytime you shave, God kills a kitten." XD
  • #34
  • 26 January 2011 - 04:39 AM
I can't wear a beard, because:
A. It makes my face itch and
B. Sophie hates it ^_^
  • #35
  • 26 January 2011 - 10:30 AM
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Beards and moustaches are funny to watch, as evidenced by Charlie Chaplin and Graham Chapman and so on, but that is about it. ^_^
  • #36
  • 26 January 2011 - 11:42 AM
How the fuck am I just now discovering this thread? Everything in here has my full support and approval.

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LET THEM GROW.
  • #37
  • 28 January 2011 - 07:46 AM
That man is on drugs
  • #38
  • 28 January 2011 - 08:23 AM

Beardfire, on 28 January 2011 - 07:46 AM, said:

How the fuck am I just now discovering this thread? Everything in here has my full support and approval.

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LET THEM GROW.


Dude he has a trollface on under that beard.
  • #39
  • 28 January 2011 - 01:30 PM
My beard is like my soul. Cut it off, and you are destroying a vital part of me ;_;
  • #40
  • 28 January 2011 - 01:38 PM
I've seen that image a ton of times and I only just noticed how weird his glasses are.
  • #41
  • 28 January 2011 - 07:10 PM

Scotch, on 28 January 2011 - 07:10 PM, said:

I've seen that image a ton of times and I only just noticed how weird his glasses are.


You could have an arm growing out of your head and people wouldn't notice right away with a beard like that.
  • #42
  • 28 January 2011 - 07:21 PM
If you think about it technically every person in this comic has a beard. This is another sign that beards make everything better.
  • #43
  • 29 January 2011 - 01:06 AM
No, techinically everyone in this comic has hair. Hair does not = beard. If it did, then I have got one hell of a beard.
  • #44
  • 29 January 2011 - 01:08 AM
How not to grow a beard:

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Do yourself a favor and shave this fucker if you have one can find him.
  • #45
  • 29 January 2011 - 01:11 AM
ugly on young people
  • #46
  • 29 January 2011 - 01:16 AM
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  • #47
  • 29 January 2011 - 01:18 AM
Ugly on anyone. Neckbeards suck. They are beards for people who are aesthetically autistic.
  • #48
  • 29 January 2011 - 01:30 AM
rofl 'aesthetically autistic'
  • #49
  • 29 January 2011 - 01:31 AM
It's more fun to say "autistic" instead of "retarded" these days ever since the Autism Speaks awareness movement started.

(Spoiler: It mumbles until you take away its juice box. Then it says "NEEEEEEEHHHHHH" and flails about.)
  • #50
  • 29 January 2011 - 01:38 AM
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