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Inability to become aroused?

  • Meowth
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I have no idea what happened. I used to make sweet love to myself on a daily basis, sometimes twice or three times, but ever since I signed up for this board, I haven't gotten an erection in three days. What should I do about this? I don't want to leave the forum but certainly don't want my penis to shrivel up and die. Am I the only one?
  • #1

.....um... what... have you tried... porn... I don't know ._.

This post has been edited by DangerIce: 03 February 2011 - 12:35 AM

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Tragic. ;_;

Be strong friend, we're here for you (in a non creppy way D: )
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  • Meowth
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Well after pleasuring yourself so often a day for several years, you begin to become desensitized to porn. So I've always just kind of waited for inspiration to strike. So sadly that wouldn't work even if I was still fully functional.
  • #4

There's an app for that
  • #5

Cut it off, put it in the freezer.

Reattach in ten years.
  • #6

Lucy Rule 34.
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I wonder if you're crying out for BCB porn on the inside? Have you tried that? :smirk:
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  • Meowth
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View PostJunior Boomer, on 03 February 2011 - 12:38 AM, said:

There's an app for that


If a car battery and a pair of jumper cables didn't work I can't see an app doing anything.

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Cut it off, put it in the freezer.

Reattach in ten years.


I swore to my hand I would never do that again.
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View PostToastyjester, on 03 February 2011 - 12:38 AM, said:

Cut it off, put it in the freezer.

Reattach in ten years.


Freezing causes irreparable damage at the cellular level.

Might be easier to grow another one in a lab and do a transplant?
  • #10

lol
  • #11

Use the boost to get through!

This post has been edited by Junior Boomer: 03 February 2011 - 12:42 AM

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If freezing it doesn't work you're doing it wrong.

Freeze it more.
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I... Struggle to see what the connection to this forum would be? I mean, it's not really tied to sexuality or masturbation. Seriously though, if you're suffering an erectile dysfunction, then see you're doctor man!

*Sighs*

This is totally going in the honor roll though haha.
  • #14

how is FREEZING IT OFF supposed to turn you on? I thought the point was he WANTS to get it on MORE!!! >:O
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  • Meowth
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View PostStarwatcher, on 03 February 2011 - 12:39 AM, said:

I wonder if you're crying out for BCB porn on the inside? Have you tried that? :smirk:


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Lucy Rule 34.


I tried that before I even had this problem.
  • #16

Some people are aroused by piss

some are aroused by freezing temperatures.
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FREEZING MAKES IT MAGICAL!!!!!
  • #18

I like Lucy rule 34 :D
  • #19

Fist fuck a goat.
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View Postcrossedeyefreak, on 03 February 2011 - 12:43 AM, said:

I like Lucy rule 34 :D

Who doesn't?
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View PostToastyjester, on 03 February 2011 - 12:43 AM, said:

Some people are aroused by piss

some are aroused by freezing temperatures.


Can it be both? A matter of fact, that's a good idea. I think I'll try it.
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Lucy rule 34? No way man, lame. :nope:
  • #23

I win guys, you can all go home now, my idea is going to be used.
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View PostMeowth, on 03 February 2011 - 12:44 AM, said:

View PostToastyjester, on 03 February 2011 - 12:43 AM, said:

Some people are aroused by piss

some are aroused by freezing temperatures.


Can it be both? A matter of fact, that's a good idea. I think I'll try it.


Let us know how it works out for you?
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View PostStarwatcher, on 03 February 2011 - 12:44 AM, said:

Lucy rule 34? No way man, lame. :nope:

YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT
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Hey do you guys know if there's a fetish where you're turned on by FOOD? Like looking at a cake makes you wanna go at it?

I've always wondered this.
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View PostToastyjester, on 03 February 2011 - 12:45 AM, said:

I win guys, you can all go home now, my idea is going to be used.

Damn you Toasty...
You win this round...
But I shall return one day, stronger than you can imagine...
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View PostDangerIce, on 03 February 2011 - 12:46 AM, said:

View PostToastyjester, on 03 February 2011 - 12:45 AM, said:

I win guys, you can all go home now, my idea is going to be used.

Damn you Toasty...
You win this round...
But I shall return one day, stronger than you can imagine...

Posted Image

This post has been edited by Starwatcher: 03 February 2011 - 12:47 AM

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View PostStarwatcher, on 03 February 2011 - 12:46 AM, said:

Hey do you guys know if there's a fetish where you're turned on by FOOD? Like looking at a cake makes you wanna go at it?

I've always wondered this.

There's a fetish for everything.... it's just not very common..

View PostStarwatcher, on 03 February 2011 - 12:47 AM, said:

View PostDangerIce, on 03 February 2011 - 12:46 AM, said:

View PostToastyjester, on 03 February 2011 - 12:45 AM, said:

I win guys, you can all go home now, my idea is going to be used.

Damn you Toasty...
You win this round...
But I shall return one day, stronger than you can imagine...

Posted Image

  • #30

go the all day without underwear
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I regret to inform you that yes, in rare cases, exposure to the BCB Forums and BCB Forumites can cause permanent and irreversible erectile dysfunction. In these rare cases, Bittersweet Candy Bowl, Taeshi, Suitcase, and all other connections to them are not to be held responsible. Please consult your doctor for alternative means of reaching ejaculation you so badly seem to need.
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