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Hey guys...
  • #66901
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:14 PM
  • Lark
  • I send pictures of my penis to men while asking girls out
    Banned
Ah the master baiter returns, morning Jake ^_^
  • #66902
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:16 PM
@ RedJack: Oh, I knew you weren't talking about Halo, but I thought you were talking about making your own maps and such.
  • #66903
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:16 PM
Hey Jake, i heard about last night! 8-D
  • #66904
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:16 PM

View PostDraixen, on 20 February 2011 - 07:14 PM, said:

@lod play what :nope:

Why would you ask? Take into account my twisted mind and you shall know.


Hey Jake!
Any dreams?
  • #66905
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:16 PM
  • Arnas Baubkus
  • LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE YOU DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER
    Member
Why I hate churches:
1. Cold
2. Long
3. The sweet smell of something burning makes me faint. Dunno how it's called.
4. I sometimes see... spirits (at least I think it's them) at church.

I think I've written about the last one some time ago here. The kid fully dressed in white, covered with something red, holding a rose, going towards the altar, disappearing after I blink.
  • #66906
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:17 PM
Yeah, Clarendon was mostly those crazy Baptists...

HI JAKE!!!

Down, jackal.
  • #66907
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:17 PM
  • Arnas Baubkus
  • LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE YOU DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER
    Member
Hello, Jake.
  • #66908
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:18 PM
Dammit it all to hell Lark!!
Why did you tell them?!
  • #66909
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:18 PM
@Jake
It's called back reading, you shoud try it!

This post has been edited by Domafari: 20 February 2011 - 07:19 PM

  • #66910
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:19 PM

View PostJake, on 20 February 2011 - 07:18 PM, said:

Dammit it all to hell Lark!!
Why did you tell them?!

I backread without being asked or told to. ;)
  • #66911
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:19 PM
Oh yeah... Backreading...
God dammit.
  • #66912
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:20 PM
  • Lark
  • I send pictures of my penis to men while asking girls out
    Banned
Because Jake, it is compleatly normal and you need to get used to it

just wait till Commi or Eno gts on Jake ^_^
  • #66913
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:22 PM
I knew it was a mistake!
I shouldn't have done it, but no, I had no self control and I went and...
  • #66914
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:22 PM
@Jake
You know you want to do it again.
Don't even Deny it.

This post has been edited by Domafari: 20 February 2011 - 07:23 PM

  • #66915
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:23 PM
@Lark
NO!
None of the girls are going to know about this!!
  • #66916
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:23 PM
FUCK

Who would have thought things said on a public forum, that were wanted to be kept on the down low and secret, would remain available for everyone to see it!
  • #66917
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:23 PM

View PostJake, on 20 February 2011 - 07:22 PM, said:

I knew it was a mistake!
I shouldn't have done it, but no, I had no self control and I went and masterbated! But... it felt so good!

  • #66918
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:24 PM
  • Arnas Baubkus
  • LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE YOU DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER
    Member
Jake. Sssshh. Accept the fact that you're human. We make mistakes (in my case - a s**tload). Accept the mistake.

Well, that was 1/1000th of my rage.

This post has been edited by Arnas Baubkus: 20 February 2011 - 07:28 PM

  • #66919
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:25 PM
Hey, how is Eno working out as an moderator, anyway?
  • #66920
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:25 PM
  • Lark
  • I send pictures of my penis to men while asking girls out
    Banned
Actualy Jake, you showed that you had selfcontrol by not going abd baiting again right after you loged off last night, and bet you didn't have any dreams last night either
  • #66921
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:25 PM
Jake obviously the only way to redeem yourself is to lop it off so that you can say, "I masturbated? I don't even have anything to masturbate with! What are you talking about!"

Oh no wait, now that I told you in a public forum everyone will know the plan and it will all be for naught. Sorry bro.
  • #66922
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:26 PM
@Lark
Oh yeah! That's another thing!
I still had a dream last night!
You told me that they were going to stop, but it didn't!
  • #66923
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:27 PM
  • Lark
  • I send pictures of my penis to men while asking girls out
    Banned
Jake you nha one bait session and your backloge for 17 years, you think once is gonna do it? Hahahahhaa it's gonna take a time or two
  • #66924
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:28 PM

View PostJake, on 20 February 2011 - 07:27 PM, said:

@Lark
Oh yeah! That's another thing!
I still had a dream last night!
You told me that they were going to stop, but it didn't!

You're seventeen! There's probably still builtup ejaculate left in you!
  • #66925
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:29 PM
Hey, Arnas! You should get yourself some... BROOKLYN RAGE!


  • #66926
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:30 PM

View PostDieWeiBRitter, on 20 February 2011 - 07:25 PM, said:

Hey, how is Eno working out as an moderator, anyway?


She was demodded.
  • #66927
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:30 PM
No! I'm not doing it anymore!
I can't...
It was a big mistake that I'm already regretting...
  • #66928
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:31 PM

View PostJerk, on 20 February 2011 - 07:30 PM, said:

View PostDieWeiBRitter, on 20 February 2011 - 07:25 PM, said:

Hey, how is Eno working out as an moderator, anyway?


She was demodded.

Oh? What happened?
  • #66929
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:32 PM
  • Lark
  • I send pictures of my penis to men while asking girls out
    Banned
Jake, we said baiting on a REGUALR baces would help you, beating off once is just a drop in a bucket
  • #66930
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:33 PM
  • Arnas Baubkus
  • LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE YOU DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER
    Member
Change topic plox
How about rage?
  • #66931
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:34 PM

View PostDieWeiBRitter, on 20 February 2011 - 07:32 PM, said:

Oh? What happened?


She deleted a bunch of posts trolling and flaming and counter-flaming or whatever, but none of that is actually against the rules.
  • #66932
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:35 PM
What about it, Arnas?
  • #66933
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:35 PM
Lets all talk about our titles and what title Jerk should have.
  • #66934
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:35 PM
@Lark
Y-you mean... I'm going to have to do it AGAIN?!
  • #66935
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:35 PM
@ Jerk: Oh... Odd, I kind of thought that's what a mod was supposed to do. That's why I couldn't do that. I'd be too prudish for this forum.
  • #66936
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:37 PM
  • Lark
  • I send pictures of my penis to men while asking girls out
    Banned
Good Gods Jake Yes, about 3 times a week is a good shedua;; to keep, that should relive you of most your dreams
  • #66937
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:37 PM

View PostJake, on 20 February 2011 - 07:35 PM, said:

@Lark
Y-you mean... I'm going to have to do it AGAIN?!

Yes!
  • #66938
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:38 PM
@ Jake: It's a vicious cycle. To reduce your horny-ness, you need to release; but every time you masturbate, you like it more...
  • #66939
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:38 PM
  • Arnas Baubkus
  • LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE YOU DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER
    Member
I'm afraid of myself while enraged. My face turns into a twisted smile, the more I get hurt, the more I laugh. It turns into maniacal laughter. Then I start punching myself and everyone around me.

Jerk's title should be. "My name is a lie"

This post has been edited by Arnas Baubkus: 20 February 2011 - 07:40 PM

  • #66940
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:39 PM
Everyone knows masturbation is actually a natural method of producing small amounts of opium inside your body.

The more you do it. The more you neeeeeeed.
  • #66941
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:39 PM
*Picks up bottle of tea.*
Mmm...
  • #66942
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:40 PM
  • Arnas Baubkus
  • LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE YOU DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER
    Member

View PostToastyjester, on 20 February 2011 - 07:39 PM, said:

Everyone knows masturbation is actually a natural method of producing small amounts of opium inside your body.

The more you do it. The more you neeeeeeed.


Which is why I don't do it.

God I hate the phone's on screen keyboard.

This post has been edited by Arnas Baubkus: 20 February 2011 - 07:43 PM

  • #66943
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:41 PM
NO, no way! I can't.
I'm already fighing the urge to do it again, any more and I'm going to lose it...
Self control. I have self control. I can fight this...
I'll pretend it never happened! I never did it! Everyone can forget about it, and everything can go back to normal!
  • #66944
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:42 PM

View PostArnas Baubkus, on 20 February 2011 - 07:41 PM, said:

View PostToastyjester, on 20 February 2011 - 07:39 PM, said:

Everyone knows masturbation is actually a natural method of producing small amounts of opium inside your body.

The more you do it. The more you neeeeeeed.


Which is why i don't do it.

Suuuuure.
  • #66945
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:42 PM
What in the name of religion did I miss. I'm gone for a few hours and its already on page 1340.
  • #66946
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:42 PM
@jake what lark said. 3 times a week is good.
  • #66947
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:43 PM
Cool. First step to getting people to stop talking about it is to not give a response when they feel the need to continue talking about it that way they don't have anything to respond to.

Jerk's title should be:
One of the good ones
  • #66948
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:44 PM
  • Arnas Baubkus
  • LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE YOU DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER
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View PostTheLightorTheDark, on 20 February 2011 - 07:42 PM, said:

View PostArnas Baubkus, on 20 February 2011 - 07:41 PM, said:

View PostToastyjester, on 20 February 2011 - 07:39 PM, said:

Everyone knows masturbation is actually a natural method of producing small amounts of opium inside your body.

The more you do it. The more you neeeeeeed.


Which is why i don't do it.

Suuuuure.


I'm serious.
*input photo Atvaizdas_32.jpg from my phone here*
  • #66949
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:44 PM

View PostJake, on 20 February 2011 - 07:42 PM, said:

NO, no way! I can't.
I'm already fighing the urge to do it again, any more and I'm going to lose it...
Self control. I have self control. I can fight this...
I'll pretend it never happened! I never did it! Everyone can forget about it, and everything can go back to normal!

Jake. Stop being bull headed.
  • #66950
  • 20 February 2011 - 07:44 PM
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