*sigh*
Damned dreams...
Damned urges...
Damned everything...
It felt so good, but I hate it...
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- Toastyjester
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My dad never had to give me the talk because my parents know I'm not a dumbass and have the intellectual capacity to learn things from books and school and Wikipedia and TV.
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- 20 February 2011 - 08:57 PM
@Ritter
Oh, dear.
@LArk
Hey.. now that you mention it, it is pretty strange my dad gave me the father and my mother hasn't spoken a single word about sex.
Oh, well, he didn't go into detail. 
Oh, dear.
@LArk
Hey.. now that you mention it, it is pretty strange my dad gave me the father and my mother hasn't spoken a single word about sex.
Oh, well, he didn't go into detail.
- #67103
- 20 February 2011 - 08:57 PM
- Arnas Baubkus
- LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE YOU DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER
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Ignore the video, listen to the song.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGnz6HGG59o
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGpk34-_Q-Y
F yeah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGnz6HGG59o
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGpk34-_Q-Y
F yeah
- #67104
- 20 February 2011 - 08:57 PM
- Arnas Baubkus
- LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE YOU DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER
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Toastyjester, on 20 February 2011 - 08:57 PM, said:
My dad never had to give me the talk because my parents know I'm not a dumbass and have the intellectual capacity to learn things from books and school and Wikipedia and TV.
This... Just without the TV...
- #67107
- 20 February 2011 - 08:59 PM
@Drax
Actually he already admitted, I think, on the last page.
Yeah, TV helps a lot...
The internet kind of scares me.
Actually he already admitted, I think, on the last page.
Yeah, TV helps a lot...
The internet kind of scares me.
- #67108
- 20 February 2011 - 09:00 PM
- Toastyjester
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Arnas Baubkus, on 20 February 2011 - 08:59 PM, said:
Toastyjester, on 20 February 2011 - 08:57 PM, said:
My dad never had to give me the talk because my parents know I'm not a dumbass and have the intellectual capacity to learn things from books and school and Wikipedia and TV.
This... Just without the TV...
Seinfeld.
Are you still... the master of your domain?
- #67110
- 20 February 2011 - 09:00 PM
- DieWeiBRitter
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@ Slia: Oh, go back a few pages and see MY "Talk." Pretty mess up.
- #67112
- 20 February 2011 - 09:00 PM
ANYWAY, JAKE, you got a bunch of guys and a girl telling you masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. A lot of different view too. Guy, girl, done it, haven't done it, older (none of us are that old so.. . ) young, and so on.
So... yeah.
) young, and so on.So... yeah.
- #67114
- 20 February 2011 - 09:01 PM
- Toastyjester
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RedJack, on 20 February 2011 - 09:00 PM, said:
Everytime you masturbate Jezus kills a kitten :C
As Jesus I can say that I do in fact kill a kitten each time someone masturbates. I have this machine that teleports a cat to the chopping line.
- #67115
- 20 February 2011 - 09:01 PM
Slia Toronto, on 20 February 2011 - 08:43 PM, said:
@Ritter
Well, at least she understood. Oh, dear.
@LOD
W00t! You got 999 tickets? Whatcha get with them??
Well, at least she understood.
Oh, dear.@LOD
W00t! You got 999 tickets? Whatcha get with them??
In total 1202 tickets.
Chattering teeth for me.
Glowing ball thing for my RL sis.
Mini yoyo for my RL cuz.
With around 450 left and unused.
@Slia
Why don't you uhh.... masterbate?
- #67118
- 20 February 2011 - 09:02 PM
- DieWeiBRitter
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RedJack, on 20 February 2011 - 09:00 PM, said:
Everytime you masturbate Jezus kills a kitten :C
He does not! ... But the re-animated corpse of Carl Sagan does.
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- 20 February 2011 - 09:02 PM
Toastyjester, on 20 February 2011 - 09:01 PM, said:
RedJack, on 20 February 2011 - 09:00 PM, said:
Everytime you masturbate Jezus kills a kitten :C
As Jesus I can say that I do in fact kill a kitten each time someone masturbates. I have this machine that teleports a cat to the chopping line.
Who the hell is JeZus?
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- 20 February 2011 - 09:02 PM
- Goldwulf Q. Triplesexy
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I got the talk in health class in a catholic grade school, it was basicly explaining the mechanics and telling us we would go to hell if we laughed or tdid anything before marrage.
The internet and my exsortagirlfreind taught me the rest
The internet and my exsortagirlfreind taught me the rest
- #67122
- 20 February 2011 - 09:03 PM
- Arnas Baubkus
- LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE YOU DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER
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Toastyjester, on 20 February 2011 - 09:00 PM, said:
Arnas Baubkus, on 20 February 2011 - 08:59 PM, said:
Toastyjester, on 20 February 2011 - 08:57 PM, said:
My dad never had to give me the talk because my parents know I'm not a dumbass and have the intellectual capacity to learn things from books and school and Wikipedia and TV.
This... Just without the TV...
Seinfeld.
Are you still... the master of your domain?
What...?
+ MUSIC
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdXfkkyI1nQ
Jack, isn't it Zeu-- *suppressing inner Grammar Nazi*
This post has been edited by Arnas Baubkus: 20 February 2011 - 09:06 PM
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- 20 February 2011 - 09:04 PM
@LOD
Uuuuuuuh... a number of personal reasons I don't want to say. =-=;
@Dom
I wouldn't know.
Uuuuuuuh... a number of personal reasons I don't want to say. =-=;
@Dom
I wouldn't know.
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- 20 February 2011 - 09:05 PM
- Toastyjester
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Jerk, on 20 February 2011 - 09:04 PM, said:
I wish you'd kill babies instead. They don't stay cute as long as kittens do.
Sorry bro can't do that nope. Nope.
Arnas:
- #67128
- 20 February 2011 - 09:05 PM
Domafari, on 20 February 2011 - 09:04 PM, said:
Hmmmmm, i know what it feels like for me to Masterbate, but what do Girls feel like when they do their thing? (There needs to be a emotion of someone raising their eyebrow!)
- #67130
- 20 February 2011 - 09:07 PM
- DieWeiBRitter
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Jake, on 20 February 2011 - 09:04 PM, said:
@Slia
That's the thing I can't wrap my mind around...
I'm still in shock from the fact that I actually DID it.
And I definitely wasn't ready for what I was going to feel...
That's the thing I can't wrap my mind around...
I'm still in shock from the fact that I actually DID it.
And I definitely wasn't ready for what I was going to feel...
Fixed.
By the way, I don't think anybody ever is.
Now, for randomness!
- #67132
- 20 February 2011 - 09:09 PM
- Jerk
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Domafari, on 20 February 2011 - 09:04 PM, said:
Hmmmmm, i know what it feels like for me to Masterbate, but what do Girls feel like when they do their thing? (There needs to be a emotion of someone raising their eyebrow!)
They don't have a refractory period, for one.
PS. Sam Houston advocated AGAINST joining the Confederacy.
- #67133
- 20 February 2011 - 09:09 PM
@Jake
Well, from what I know about you, you wouldn't EVER be ready. Or at least, you would never THINK you were ready. And you have to start somewhere I guess. *shrugs*
Well, from what I know about you, you wouldn't EVER be ready. Or at least, you would never THINK you were ready. And you have to start somewhere I guess. *shrugs*
- #67134
- 20 February 2011 - 09:09 PM
- DieWeiBRitter
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@ Jerk: True, because he didn't want to see the Union dissolved. Understandable, but I've got to say, I disagree. The Civil War killed States Rights when the North won.
- #67139
- 20 February 2011 - 09:12 PM
- Goldwulf Q. Triplesexy
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@Dom: They seem to be haveing fun whatever it feels like
@Jerk: Refractory period? the time it takes to go again, usually ten minute for me but i tend to pass out after the fouth time
@Draxian: Are you sure the ear is what your supposed to rub?
@Jake: Cant keep everything in forever or the next time your in a crowded line you risk explodering
@Jerk: Refractory period? the time it takes to go again, usually ten minute for me but i tend to pass out after the fouth time
@Draxian: Are you sure the ear is what your supposed to rub?
@Jake: Cant keep everything in forever or the next time your in a crowded line you risk explodering
This post has been edited by Goldwulf Q. Triplesexy: 20 February 2011 - 09:14 PM
- #67140
- 20 February 2011 - 09:12 PM
@Jake
Well... it WAS your first time.
Well... it WAS your first time.
- #67141
- 20 February 2011 - 09:13 PM
- Toastyjester
- BCI Member
Could have been a lot worse then.
Could have woken up in a hospital and have to explain what you were doing before you blacked out.
Could have woken up in a hospital and have to explain what you were doing before you blacked out.
- #67145
- 20 February 2011 - 09:14 PM
- DieWeiBRitter
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Jake, on 20 February 2011 - 09:10 PM, said:
@Ritter
I already fixed it.
I already fixed it.
Oh! Ok.
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And I don't think anyoone had it as bad as I did... I had to scream in a pillow during and fell on the floor convulsing afterwards...
No, that is pretty accurate for a first time... I've since suppressed the screaming part.
- #67149
- 20 February 2011 - 09:16 PM
Jake, on 20 February 2011 - 09:10 PM, said:
@Ritter
I already fixed it.
And I don't think anyoone had it as bad as I did... I had to scream in a pillow during and fell on the floor convulsing afterwards...
I already fixed it.
And I don't think anyoone had it as bad as I did... I had to scream in a pillow during and fell on the floor convulsing afterwards...
Whoa! I've never felt that good!
I probably won't get a chance to feel a fraction of that pleasure.
- #67150
- 20 February 2011 - 09:16 PM
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