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  • That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
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That is how it is a lot of the time and escala ususaly dosen't talk to me.
I don't think it's personal.
I guess I would be jsut as well to get off early when most people do.
  • #99601

I bet it's personal. What a jerk.

Meh, get off whenever you feel like it. Whenever I've got the time and energy I usually stay on for as long as I can. Like today! Except I have to work at two, so I'd probably better go now that I think about it.
  • #99602

  • Arnas Baubkus
  • LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE YOU DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER
    Member
:|
  • #99603

  • Craft aids
  • That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
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:0
  • #99604

:O

Frikin' Jasmine not portraying the emotion I mean to portray.

Well, I'm off. G'night!

This post has been edited by Scotch: 31 March 2011 - 12:31 PM

  • #99605

  • Craft aids
  • That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
    Banned
:Oh :sna:p
  • #99606

  • Arnas Baubkus
  • LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE YOU DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER
    Member
Bye, Scotch.
  • #99607

  • wacko
  • Knows more about BCB than Taeshi
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Y'know, I think people would probably get more necessary things done (e.g. homework, cleaning or sleep) if they didn't browse the forums all the damn time.

Have some discipline. Do what needs to get done first, then hop onto the internet and chill out.
  • #99608

I always get my shit done before browsing the forums. There is literally no shit left when I begin typing. THAS HOW AH ROLL
  • #99609

I've learned that lesson as well. Get shit done, then talk about shit.
  • #99610

  • wacko
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Well, nice to hear that you eliminate on a regular basis. :P
  • #99611

View Postwacko, on 31 March 2011 - 03:40 PM, said:

Well, nice to hear that you eliminate on a regular basis. :P

That's the most ironic thing I've heard in months. :D
  • #99612

  • wacko
  • Knows more about BCB than Taeshi
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Haha, yeah, I forgot about that. :D

Y'know, last night I was thinking that if natural selection actually had its way with the human species, people with autoimmune diseases would be screwed because they wouldn't be in as good a position to pass on their genes. So they'd be more likely to become evolutionary dead ends.
  • #99613

The answer to Jerks problem is obvious, we shall have to find a submarine and a shrink ray! and destroy the evil within him. I suppose I shall go on this expediation as the dashing leading man, China will come along as the excentric scientist that gets on people nerves, Nameless shall of course be the govrnemet man sent to monitor costs, who eventually falls into Micro Madness, Commie shall be the brilliant and beutiful university professor who studies micro surgical combat (and because journey to the centre of the Jerk would be gay otherwise) Jake shall be the inexpeirnced rookie who dies during the final battle to teach a life lesson and Craft shall be the pilot who has seen it all



JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE JERK!!!!!

This post has been edited by Goldwulf Q. Triplesexy: 31 March 2011 - 04:42 PM

  • #99614

Not if said autoimmune disease either came late in life and/or is not fatal.

@Triple: 56 minutes between wacko's post and mine what are the odds you'd randomly decide to post right before me?

This post has been edited by (nameless): 31 March 2011 - 04:45 PM

  • #99615

Yaa tsip tusp ari dikk ari dill lan dikk ari ditstan ditstan dool :P

I'm at it again. Tryin to break mah record.
  • #99616

Also *heavy sigh*
  • #99617

Ah nameless good to see you agian my freind, i've back read a bit so i know youve been online lately (comp problems before that right?) seems you always on whenever im at work or sleeping as of late.

just got back on as my brother was at the liqour store and not here to annoy me (he didnt feel like his bottle of wine) he bought strongbow instead, HIs night off and we are enjoying a veiwing of primeval season three, check out the show if you havent i recomend it highly.

now get into your silver wetsuit and take your seat next to China at the control panel!
  • #99618

View Postwacko, on 31 March 2011 - 03:47 PM, said:

Haha, yeah, I forgot about that. :D

Y'know, last night I was thinking that if natural selection actually had its way with the human species, people with autoimmune diseases would be screwed because they wouldn't be in as good a position to pass on their genes. So they'd be more likely to become evolutionary dead ends.


My brother keeps talking about how he and I would have to survive a zombie apocalypse (we both just read World War Z) and I told him that with my medication line cut I would be an enormous burden on food rations just to keep my weight up, never mind the possibility of infection as my digestive tract deteriorates. I think that now is probably the earliest in the history of the world that I could exist. The guy who did the piano for "Sympathy for the Devil" had Crohn's and the surgical procedures were so dangerous even just twenty years ago that he died on an operating table. I was born in exactly the right place at exactly the right time to even exist.

@ Triplesmex: I got a good laugh out of that.
  • #99619

One day we'll get those damn IntestinoGhouls, One day my freind.

always here for a good laugh if you need it
  • #99620

  • Arnas Baubkus
  • LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE YOU DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER
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Push for page 2000, post 100000!

This post has been edited by Arnas Baubkus: 31 March 2011 - 06:02 PM

  • #99621

Page 1994?

How high do you even have to be to have this massive threads?

Also I wasn't aware Red Hat Enterprise Linux had changed its name.

This post has been edited by esalaka: 31 March 2011 - 06:11 PM

  • #99622

1994?! Thats my birth year!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 8-D 8-D 8-D 8-D 8-D

Anyways, Lyx is in trouble. Story in my next post.

ARGH! My balls still hurt from it (referring to the story) ._.
  • #99623

Oww! Sorry if my typeings weird. Im kind of blind in my left eye right nopww. :(
  • #99624

Ok, here’s what happened:
Lyx was messing with a girl (don’t know specifically what he did), so in response, she kicked him in the balls and ran off. I went over to him and asked if he was okay, but he just went on about his balls. Then, out of nowhere, he straight punches me in the balls and runs off! So, now I was bent over in pain. I walked to class an immediately asked to go to the bathroom. When I got there, I threw up once. I thought I was going to do it again, so I stood over the toilet again. That’s when I passed out. I have no recollection of passing out, but apparently two students found me and got a teacher. I regained consciousness just before the teacher walked in. I got up, stumbled over to the sink, washed my mouth out, and then was escorted to the nurse. After checking myself, there was swelling and some brusing. I had to write a report on it, and I wrote my friend down as a witness.
So yeah. That’s what happened. Now I can’t walk right and am in extreme pain.

View Posthexilla945, on 31 March 2011 - 06:42 PM, said:

Oww! Sorry if my typeings weird. Im kind of blind in my left eye right nopww. :(

what's wrong with your left eye :(
  • #99625

@drax
my contact was acting funny all day and i went to take it out a coiuple minutes ago my eye shut and now its red and wonyt really opien
  • #99626

View Posthexilla945, on 31 March 2011 - 06:48 PM, said:

@drax
my contact was acting funny all day and i went to take it out a coiuple minutes ago my eye shut and now its red and wonyt really opien

oh, sorry :(
Well Lyx is finally getting what's been coming to him :/
  • #99627

@drax
well good. he deserves it i guess
  • #99628

man my contacts mess up all the time,maybe its dust, maybe its because they are disposable one month contacts and i've streched it out for a year, only Odin knows
  • #99629

Wait. Do all four of you go to the same school? (Draix, Hex, Lyx, and Jake) (wow, x'es)

This post has been edited by Dr. Klaus: 31 March 2011 - 06:55 PM

  • #99630

What a fucking idiot.

Also, Jake doesn't go to their school.
  • #99631

View PostDr. Klaus, on 31 March 2011 - 06:54 PM, said:

Wait. Do all four of you go to the same school? (Draix, Hex, Lyx, and Jake) (wow, x'es)

all of us do, except jake. hes in ohio.
  • #99632

That sounds like an alegic reaction. That could be bad.
  • #99633

Jake goes to a secret boxing school located at the bottom of Tokyo bay, were the fights rule the day! and the women are agressive and suggestively dressed


steak and vodka cooler lunch of champions!!!
  • #99634

It could be dust. or my allergyies. i havnt worn my contaatcs yet around allergy season. or i could just need to put a new pair in.
  • #99635

Its probably just that you need a new pair or that its spring and we are constantly being gang banged by all trees and plants.
  • #99636

i feel bad getting him in trouble though. He is my friend...well, i dont know about that anymore...
  • #99637

@hen
true.

I called my mom to ask if she could get me another box of contacts and i told her about my eye....she said i HAVE to wear my glasses all weekend ):
  • #99638

View Posthexilla945, on 31 March 2011 - 07:09 PM, said:

@hen
true.

I called my mom to ask if she could get me another box of contacts and i told her about my eye....she said i HAVE to wear my glasses all weekend ):

glasses tomorrow?
  • #99639

Well it could be worse.
  • #99640

@drax
yeah...i look ugly in them ._.
  • #99641

Well hex, when life gives you lemons, make orange juice and laugh maniacally as life wonders how the f*** you did it.
  • #99642

View Posthexilla945, on 31 March 2011 - 07:10 PM, said:

@drax
yeah...i look ugly in them ._.

No you don't!
Girls with glasses = HAWT!!!
:love: :love: :love:
  • #99643

Hey everyone... :/
  • #99644

I have been wearing glasses all my life and contacts for the past five years, in my personal eperince I can tell you your mother is right. you need to rest your eyes at least once a week by wearing your glasses, not only will this prevent infection by preventing un needed finger contact but it will prevent your eyes from drying out. if your contacts continue to bother you than it is indeed time to swtch to a new pair, at the very least start to carr around a small travel sized bottle of contact solution and a spare contact case in case of emergencies so you can remoisten your contacts


besides chicks look cute with glasses so you have nothing to worry about
  • #99645

@Hex

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  • #99646

Hello Dom.
  • #99647

View PostDraixen, on 31 March 2011 - 07:14 PM, said:

Girls with glasses = HAWT!!!
:love: :love: :love:


I agree with this.
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  • wacko
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Jerk said:

I was born in exactly the right place at exactly the right time to even exist.

And we're all glad that you exist. #^_^#
  • #99649

In 8 hours and 40 minutes I shall become what is known as an adult o.O
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