Borg Lord, on 15 April 2012 - 09:06 PM, said:
All of a sudden, I'm really wondering something. Basically everybody would enjoy the ability to fly, yes? Same for the ability to do magic, right? And surely there are some people who would like a deep connection to the ground or whatever it is that Earth Ponies have to make them special. Or maybe just want to know what is special about Earth ponies.So, my question, and it's directed more towards those who come here to troll, is this: you are given the opportunity to visit Equestria for whatever duration of time you choose, anywhere between one zeptosecond (I have no idea why you'd visit for one zeptosecond) and the rest of your life. You will be your choice of type of pony for the duration of your visit, and you will arrive with all necessary muscle memory and knowledge to be fully able to fly/do magic/do Earth pony stuff. How many people can honestly say that their hatred of ponies is more powerful than the coolness of flying/doing magic/something else which may or may not be cool at all?Oh, and I guess you'd know how to do that thing where they pick things up like their hooves are magnetic, so probably you'd barely even notice you didn't have opposable thumbs? I don't know, I'm no expert on cartoon pony biology. But really it kind of seems like the main downsides are just lesser technology and possible mental anguish if you are insecure in your masculinity. Maybe you'd miss meat, but probably grass and daisies and stuff would taste delicious or something. A bit like visiting some third-world country where there's no meat or anything invented in the last century because those are too expensive, and the local customs are different and awkward for Americans, I suppose. Except it's a third-world country in space so you could fly and beat metaphors to death.
hahaha, well McCain I personally would choose magic. Sure it'd be cool to fly, but most pegasi are used to it thus sapping away the amount of joy, and surprise you'd have. Whereas magic is an unstable thing, that is only limited by your will-power and knowledge. along with that, magic would be more useful in everyday life. Sure you'd be able to fly around everywhere, but magic would enable you to not only TELEPORT to where you want to be, but also help you in most chores/activities in the day.
Kaxbe, on 16 April 2012 - 11:40 AM, said:
Why does that horse have a human butt.
god dammit kaxbe I didn't notice before, and now i can't stop looking