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What would the person above you do...

Here's a new game! Each person writes a situation and what the person above them would do: example

Starwatcher's post: Snooths would troll the zombies until they went away!


everyone turns furry


Person below me's post: Starwatcher would jump for joy!

the universe is destroyed


etc. Just post what the person above you would do in the situation they write down, and when you're done, make up a new one! 8-D


I'll get things started: world war III

This post has been edited by Starwatcher: 26 February 2011 - 03:02 AM

  • #1
  • 26 February 2011 - 03:01 AM
  • SushiJaguar
  • Internet Tough Guy<br>P.S. I roleplay as a medieval furry
    Member
Would likely end up protesting the entire thing futiley.

Objects turn into butter at touch.

This post has been edited by SushiJaguar: 26 February 2011 - 03:42 AM

  • #2
  • 26 February 2011 - 03:41 AM
Become the leader of their own Military-centralized country.
  • #3
  • 26 February 2011 - 03:46 AM
AND? situation rohan! need a situation!

commissions slave labor to make cheese poof statue of yourself.

gravity turns off for a day.

This post has been edited by Starwatcher: 26 February 2011 - 04:00 AM

  • #4
  • 26 February 2011 - 03:48 AM
You jump, float into space and meet an untimely end.

Time Travel is invented

This post has been edited by TheDude: 26 February 2011 - 04:02 AM

  • #5
  • 26 February 2011 - 04:02 AM
  • Meowth
  • Please go easy on me. I don't like critique. Or my title.
    Member
You travel back one second and create infinite time loop.

Land becomes water and water becomes fire.
  • #6
  • 26 February 2011 - 04:08 AM
Avatar: The last air bender becomes a reality... to much though :/

Finds world entirely populated by very, very sexy..... Hermaphrodites :unsure:
  • #7
  • 26 February 2011 - 04:25 AM
  • SushiJaguar
  • Internet Tough Guy<br>P.S. I roleplay as a medieval furry
    Member
Abandons all inhibitions and becomes pseduo-bisexual.


Uhm...spots a metorite half the size of the Earth heading for him through a telescope.
  • #8
  • 26 February 2011 - 04:49 AM
Uh, punch it in the dick and send it packing. Duh.

Receives a large shipment of Rubik's Cubes.
  • #9
  • 26 February 2011 - 11:24 AM
  • Meowth
  • Please go easy on me. I don't like critique. Or my title.
    Member

View PostScotch, on 26 February 2011 - 11:24 AM, said:

Uh, punch it in the dick and send it packing. Duh.

Receives a large shipment of Rubik's Cubes.


Solve food; eat cubes.

... Is given one wish
  • #10
  • 26 February 2011 - 06:14 PM
meowwth wishes that everyone gets cake. tasty!

discovers free energy
  • #11
  • 26 February 2011 - 07:52 PM
Free Energy fails. Also cake is a lie.

All women become Insane and horny.
  • #12
  • 27 February 2011 - 01:09 AM
  • Meowth
  • Please go easy on me. I don't like critique. Or my title.
    Member
Finds a man to have sex with

All men become women and all women become part cats
  • #13
  • 27 February 2011 - 01:20 AM
All Furies rejoice.
The women become very seductive.
  • #14
  • 27 February 2011 - 02:32 AM
You politely decline their advances and suggest a simple dinner date instead.

everyone in the world gender swaps all at the same time
  • #15
  • 27 February 2011 - 03:29 AM
TheDude finds that he is still attracted to females...does that make him gay?

It is announced that the world will officially end in 5 days.

This post has been edited by matty_batty0: 27 February 2011 - 05:51 AM

  • #16
  • 27 February 2011 - 05:50 AM
matty batty0 buys lifetime 5 days supply of hamburgers 8-D

Finds cave entirely filled with pornographic magazines.
  • #17
  • 27 February 2011 - 07:19 AM
You fap yourself into an early grave The porn dragon eats you

Everyone gets superpowers
  • #18
  • 27 February 2011 - 11:09 AM
Soulfish was never taught that with great power comes great responsibility, so he inevitably joined the dark side, three days later he and his allies blew up the Earth, you finally really did it, YOU MANIACS!...YOU BLEW IT UP...DAMN YOU...DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

Machines take over the Earth.
  • #19
  • 27 February 2011 - 11:55 AM
  • SushiJaguar
  • Internet Tough Guy<br>P.S. I roleplay as a medieval furry
    Member
They rust away within fifty years because humanity never told them how to use oil. (Before you argue look at the Tin Man. LOOK AT HIM)

Everyone agrees with him forever
  • #20
  • 27 February 2011 - 12:37 PM
  • Ubertoast
  • I owned a web forum paedophiles used to prey on young girls
    Member
People commit suicide after being insulted.

I get given a grenade launcher.
  • #21
  • 27 February 2011 - 12:39 PM
I confiscate it for personal useage

String cheese becomes the main source of energy.

This post has been edited by RedJack: 27 February 2011 - 01:26 PM

  • #22
  • 27 February 2011 - 12:42 PM
RedJack had a hunch that one day this would happen, as a result he becomes the worlds most powerful man thanks to his massive underground reserves of string cheese.

I am somehow sent into the world of BCB.

This post has been edited by matty_batty0: 27 February 2011 - 12:47 PM

  • #23
  • 27 February 2011 - 12:47 PM
Unfortunately since you are still a human everyone believes you are an alien, you get sent to area 51 to be dissected and studied on have a groovy time.

Aliens invade earth.
  • #24
  • 27 February 2011 - 01:08 PM
  • SushiJaguar
  • Internet Tough Guy<br>P.S. I roleplay as a medieval furry
    Member
GANTZ operatives show up and fuck everything up before angsting over their dead comrades.

Never reads manga again;

This post has been edited by SushiJaguar: 27 February 2011 - 01:21 PM

  • #25
  • 27 February 2011 - 01:21 PM
But you never gave up on anime so you're still fucked.

Ninjas break into your house.
  • #26
  • 27 February 2011 - 01:25 PM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
Swims away because ninjas have absolutely no jurisdiction underwater.

Fluffy bunnies come jumping in large numbers.
  • #27
  • 27 February 2011 - 04:27 PM
ILB hugs them all! #^_^#

Wakes up in the bcb universe
  • #28
  • 28 February 2011 - 02:23 AM
Starwatcher gets mistaken for a fan character and beaten to death

Wakes up next to something squishy

This post has been edited by Ucro: 01 March 2011 - 12:11 AM

  • #29
  • 28 February 2011 - 03:27 AM
Ucro grabs it and goes SQUEEE SQUEEE! :D

sees a ufo
  • #30
  • 28 February 2011 - 03:34 AM
StarWatcher jumps in the air in kicks it into a black hole. He is then recognized as an international hero.

Nintendo decides to stop making Pokemon games.
  • #31
  • 28 February 2011 - 05:03 AM
You continue to replay your old red version just like you have since 1998.

I get awesome super powers.
  • #32
  • 28 February 2011 - 06:08 AM
You decide to don a cape. It doesn't end well. It never ends well with capes.

Is given the key to the city.
  • #33
  • 28 February 2011 - 08:38 AM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
You decide to steal it anyway, just to go against the flow.

The Flying Dutchman is spotted up in the skies.
  • #34
  • 28 February 2011 - 03:45 PM
  • SushiJaguar
  • Internet Tough Guy<br>P.S. I roleplay as a medieval furry
    Member
ILB just watches Vanderdecken perform bombing runs on everything.

Finds the Lost Ark.
  • #35
  • 28 February 2011 - 04:05 PM
But you release supernatural forces who kill you in a gruesome fashion.
C'mon sushi if you watched Raiders of the Lost Ark you'd know opening the ark is a bad idea

I am sent into an alternate universe.
  • #36
  • 28 February 2011 - 04:12 PM
would met your alternate self

i follow a white rabbit down a hole

This post has been edited by bigdogstan: 28 February 2011 - 04:15 PM

  • #37
  • 28 February 2011 - 04:14 PM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
Freaks out when people starts calling her Alice, and starts changing sizes.

(I am sorry, but that was a very leading scenario. ^_^)

Pokémon start existing.
  • #38
  • 28 February 2011 - 04:26 PM
They take over the world cause they are aware that their powers can control the very fabric of reality ಠ_ಠ

I eat pie :3
  • #39
  • 28 February 2011 - 04:29 PM
But it contains an alien bug which makes your head explode all over the kitchen.
Your mother sighs at the mess.

I become a mad scientist.
  • #40
  • 28 February 2011 - 04:37 PM
  • SushiJaguar
  • Internet Tough Guy<br>P.S. I roleplay as a medieval furry
    Member
You get committed to a mental asylumn after following cats around with a clipboard and a microwave.

I run for Prime Minister of the World.
  • #41
  • 28 February 2011 - 04:49 PM
You decide to accidentally nuke Japan and get your ass kicked by ninjas

I master the Falcon Punch
  • #42
  • 28 February 2011 - 04:57 PM
and floor chuck Norris 8-D

i iron my shirt
  • #43
  • 28 February 2011 - 05:42 PM
But you set the house on fire.

I become the new Kool-Aid Man.
  • #44
  • 28 February 2011 - 05:46 PM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
You break and displace your nose by running into walls all the time.

Bananas become a luxury commodity.
  • #45
  • 28 February 2011 - 07:09 PM
Soon the world is down to the last Banana. Wanting to save this treasure so that later generations will know that the glory that is the banana once existed for all of mankind, you don your fedora and your trusty whip. The last known location of the last of the dying fruit happens to be in the great banana temple of Kalamazoo, Michigan. After a long trek through the Temple you find yourself face to face with Hitler himself. He has the last banana in his hand and is about to open it's soft shell. "THAT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM" you scream at him as you use your whip to grab the banana from his evil banana eating clutches. After running only a few feet you hear a loud bang and feel a sudden pain and wetness in your back. Using your last bit of strengh you quickly eat the last banana as one last "fuck you" to the Nazi scum.

I can see into the future.

This post has been edited by TheDude: 28 February 2011 - 07:28 PM

  • #46
  • 28 February 2011 - 07:27 PM

View PostTheDude, on 28 February 2011 - 07:27 PM, said:

Soon the world is down to the last Banana. Wanting to save this treasure so that later generations will know that the glory that is the banana once existed for all of mankind, you don your fedora and your trusty whip. The last known location of the last of the dying fruit happens to be in the great banana temple of Kalamazoo, Michigan. After a long trek through the Temple you find yourself face to face with Hitler himself. He has the last banana in his hand and is about to open it's soft shell. "THAT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM" you scream at him as you use your whip to grab the banana from his evil banana eating clutches. After running only a few feet you hear a loud bang and feel a sudden pain and wetness in your back. Using your last bit of strengh you quickly eat the last banana as one last "fuck you" to the Nazi scum.

I can see into the future.


And this becomes Final Destanation.

I kick a little wolf.
  • #47
  • 28 February 2011 - 07:30 PM
A larger wolf comes and kills you.

Pineapples attack us all.

This post has been edited by DangerIce: 28 February 2011 - 07:32 PM

  • #48
  • 28 February 2011 - 07:31 PM
Convince them to fall under your rule.

The whole world becomes segregated by gender, north hemisphere girls, south hemisphere guys.
  • #49
  • 28 February 2011 - 08:10 PM
And Jimmy gets placed on a special island all alone.

The world ends with you.
  • #50
  • 28 February 2011 - 08:18 PM
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