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What would the person above you do...

  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
Cody, I presume, was early out to tent for the release and was rewarded when the shop released it a full week prior. :smirk:

There is a dead possum in the car park. ._.
  • #101
  • 14 June 2011 - 03:53 PM
Cry. :(
Poor possum.

You are trapped in the lift.
  • #102
  • 14 June 2011 - 04:16 PM
  • SushiJaguar
  • Internet Tough Guy<br>P.S. I roleplay as a medieval furry
    Member
Open the roof hatch and climb out the maintenance tunnel.

Trolled by me.

This post has been edited by SushiJaguar: 14 June 2011 - 04:18 PM

  • #103
  • 14 June 2011 - 04:18 PM
  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
    Banned
you do understand this is what would the person above you do right.
  • #104
  • 14 June 2011 - 04:19 PM
  • SushiJaguar
  • Internet Tough Guy<br>P.S. I roleplay as a medieval furry
    Member
(Yes, stop being a moron.)
  • #105
  • 14 June 2011 - 04:47 PM
  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
    Banned
So your saying you are getting trolled by yourself.
  • #106
  • 14 June 2011 - 04:49 PM
  • SushiJaguar
  • Internet Tough Guy<br>P.S. I roleplay as a medieval furry
    Member
(No shit sherlock.)
  • #107
  • 14 June 2011 - 04:51 PM
(Responding to Sushi's post, which Apoc so annoying broke)
Sushi pop the top on a can of beer, put on his sunglasses, relax in his lazy boy and take pride that he has now officially trolled every person on the planet.

My neighbor punches me in the face. (You know the one.)
  • #108
  • 14 June 2011 - 05:00 PM
  • Chris
  • teabagging furfag
    Member
tear him a new one

becomes SHAFT for a day.
  • #109
  • 16 June 2011 - 06:49 AM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
Is used with PICKAXE HEAD for a day. This does not please Chris, understandably enough.

Finds the Hotel California.
  • #110
  • 16 June 2011 - 12:49 PM
Can't afford the prices they charge.

Learns how to leap tall buildings in a single bound!

This post has been edited by matty_batty0: 16 June 2011 - 04:05 PM

  • #111
  • 16 June 2011 - 02:18 PM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
Gets landed on by one of the buildings after it misjudges the jump distance.

Dictionaries start intentionally misspelling words.
  • #112
  • 16 June 2011 - 02:43 PM
ILB has a reasonable discussion with the dictionaries, calmly and logically explaining why they really need to spell words correctly.


The president has been kidnapped by ninjas.
  • #113
  • 16 June 2011 - 02:49 PM
  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
    Banned
Smahs talks to the ninjas untill they let the prsident do, and then they go save kittens.

Its a fancharacter takeover.

This post has been edited by Apoc: 16 June 2011 - 04:00 PM

  • #114
  • 16 June 2011 - 03:59 PM
  • Chris
  • teabagging furfag
    Member
get Gary Stu and Mary Sue'd out of existence.



become this shaft for a day. (skip to 2:30)





(ILB you silly man :smirk: )

This post has been edited by Chris: 16 June 2011 - 04:42 PM

  • #115
  • 16 June 2011 - 04:42 PM
You are stuck in an 80's TV show. You grow an afro. :smirk:


I'm stuck in the middle with you D:
  • #116
  • 16 June 2011 - 07:45 PM
  • Chris
  • teabagging furfag
    Member
get your ear cut off by Mr. blonde

obtain unobtanium
  • #117
  • 16 June 2011 - 07:50 PM
explodes, because that's impossible!

AIs become sentient... D:
  • #118
  • 16 June 2011 - 07:51 PM
Make a bunch Terminator references, then attempt to survive judgement day.

We were in the Matrix.
  • #119
  • 17 June 2011 - 07:42 AM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
Finds Morpheus, but chooses the wrong pill. And contrary to popular belief, they do not both have the same result. ^_^

The Rolling Stones announce their retirement.
  • #120
  • 17 June 2011 - 02:40 PM
Cry, but accept it, because The Rolling Stones have had a good run. :)

The PSN network is hacked again...
  • #121
  • 18 June 2011 - 06:32 AM
Neither you, nor anyone else, is surprised. You then sue Sony for not being skilled and become the richest person on Mars.

I find a kangaroo.
  • #122
  • 18 June 2011 - 07:39 AM
  • lt_amazil
  • i agree, and believe everything migrant just said!
    Member
you'd ride in it's pouch

everyone died
  • #123
  • 18 June 2011 - 07:49 AM
  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
    Banned
Dies.

Find a gun.
  • #124
  • 18 June 2011 - 10:06 AM
Probably shoot it? I dunnno, don't know you so well.


Find a really good porn site.
  • #125
  • 18 June 2011 - 10:43 AM
  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
    Banned
Go hug someone.

Wins a tank.
  • #126
  • 18 June 2011 - 10:44 AM
Puts fish in it.

Earns a license to kill.
  • #127
  • 18 June 2011 - 01:02 PM
  • lt_amazil
  • i agree, and believe everything migrant just said!
    Member
it'd probably stay on a shelf and never be used

gets a loving wife
  • #128
  • 18 June 2011 - 01:17 PM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
Loves her back. I hope you do, for both your sakes. :smirk:

Suddenly, bananas.
  • #129
  • 18 June 2011 - 03:33 PM
Shares them with everybody.

Gets married.
  • #130
  • 18 June 2011 - 03:41 PM
  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
    Banned
Smash would love who he is married too.

Suddenly shark attack.
  • #131
  • 18 June 2011 - 04:18 PM
Apoc regrets that it isn't Shark Week. But luckily he had packed an extra Roy Scheider with him, and the shark soup that he ate later tasted delicious.

I find a bag of gold coins.
  • #132
  • 18 June 2011 - 04:26 PM
  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
    Banned
you go off to by a magic sword as you are in a rpg.

Vgcats gets updated.
  • #133
  • 18 June 2011 - 04:29 PM
... the universe implodes due to the unthinkable happening (VGcats updating so soon); you go to a parallel universe

I find a cardboard box
  • #134
  • 18 June 2011 - 04:36 PM
  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
    Banned
METAL GEAR.

I toast some bagels.
  • #135
  • 18 June 2011 - 04:36 PM
And eat it!

I am very angry at someone.

This post has been edited by matty_batty0: 18 June 2011 - 04:48 PM

  • #136
  • 18 June 2011 - 04:48 PM
You cannot figure out who you are angry at, so you facepalm yourself and go on with your day.

I start playing the Nintendo 64 again
  • #137
  • 18 June 2011 - 05:48 PM
Complain about how the graphics aren't as good as the PS3's, regardless of the quality of the game he's playing.

Actually play the copy of Dirt 3 that came with my 6950.
  • #138
  • 18 June 2011 - 05:54 PM
It ends up being pirated and you get arrested.

I find out the formula for Cold Fusion
  • #139
  • 18 June 2011 - 07:03 PM
You discover that the drink is very delicious.

Have something a little bit above a "decent day."
  • #140
  • 18 June 2011 - 07:06 PM
It turns out to be the most splendiferous that you have experienced.

I befriend a zombie
  • #141
  • 18 June 2011 - 07:15 PM
He has you over for dinner. *rimshot*

Find a seven inch megalodon tooth while visiting my brothers in Jacksonville.
  • #142
  • 18 June 2011 - 07:21 PM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
Does the Macarena, then keeps the fossil as a souvenir.

Money becomes obsolete.
  • #143
  • 18 June 2011 - 07:25 PM
Becomes the best barterer of all time.


Everyone gets super powers.
  • #144
  • 18 June 2011 - 07:27 PM
Finds a way to steal superpowers.

I go to slay a mouse
  • #145
  • 18 June 2011 - 08:01 PM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
Gets one EXP, is overjoyed.

All forks are replaced with spoons, and vice versa.
  • #146
  • 18 June 2011 - 08:15 PM
Buys a spork


Lightsabers are invented
  • #147
  • 18 June 2011 - 08:18 PM
Invents a darksaber

The zombie apocalypse comes
  • #148
  • 18 June 2011 - 08:26 PM
  • lt_amazil
  • i agree, and believe everything migrant just said!
    Member
you have idiot strategies that amazingly work

became a doctor
  • #149
  • 18 June 2011 - 10:11 PM
You find a cure for cancer, but ironically contract hemophilia and die before revealing your cure.

Finds the cake
  • #150
  • 19 June 2011 - 12:47 AM
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