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What would the person above you do...

The Penguin, from Batman, conquers the world.

Chuck Norris Wins the World Gaming tournament, and he spent the entire time in his hotel room practicing karate.
  • #201
  • 21 June 2011 - 03:36 PM
He gets the award anyways... nobody wants to tell him that he didn't actually win.

Error becomes a character in BCB

This post has been edited by ???: 21 June 2011 - 04:07 PM

  • #202
  • 21 June 2011 - 04:06 PM
Sandy is kidnapped constantly. mike has to go save her every other Tuesday. In a green scarf.

Harold Camping Is, SURPRISE! Wrong about october 21, again.
  • #203
  • 21 June 2011 - 04:13 PM
October 31 the Zombie Apocalypse comes, and I go with you to kill Harold Camping for being 10 days off.

I legally change my name to '?'.

This post has been edited by ???: 21 June 2011 - 04:35 PM

  • #204
  • 21 June 2011 - 04:34 PM
you shrink to 1/3 your former size.

Obama Bulldozes the White house pool and builds a Statue of himself
  • #205
  • 21 June 2011 - 04:44 PM
Tokoz disapproves. He claims this is similar to what Julius Caesar did.

D&D 4.0 didn't suck.
  • #206
  • 22 June 2011 - 05:34 AM
  • Chris
  • teabagging furfag
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you spend hours and hours playing it everyday, untill you grow distant from your friends and family. you are sad.
I drink the bleach.

This post has been edited by Chris: 22 June 2011 - 06:04 AM

  • #207
  • 22 June 2011 - 06:03 AM
You get sick and die.

An outbreak of wild vampires occurs.
  • #208
  • 22 June 2011 - 10:52 PM
You... Well, you die

I run out of Lakrisal
  • #209
  • 22 June 2011 - 10:56 PM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
You also curse the heavens and ball your fists at the skies.

Jake Blues goes on a walk in the park.
  • #210
  • 22 June 2011 - 11:41 PM
You jump at his feet, screaming that you're his number one fan. He gives you twenty dollars and tells you to go away.

I die
  • #211
  • 22 June 2011 - 11:52 PM
You load your last checkpoint.

I start playing volleyball
  • #212
  • 23 June 2011 - 03:29 AM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
You presumably get better at it, but not until after a long time of hitting the net. ^_^

Gerard Hoffnung's complete drawings are released in one book.
  • #213
  • 23 June 2011 - 02:23 PM
ILB would probably enjoy looking at them all. :)

BCB con was on the west coast. Washington specifically.
  • #214
  • 23 June 2011 - 04:08 PM
You go to of it and have an awesome time. You interact with all of the awesome people who also went to it, and likely participate in an orgy of awesomeness. Then you feel sad knowing that there are people from the midwest who couldn't go to BCBcon unless it was in, say, Chicago, or that area.

BCBcon was held in Chicago or that area.
  • #215
  • 23 June 2011 - 11:24 PM
  • lt_amazil
  • i agree, and believe everything migrant just said!
    Member
you'd cry as you are unable to obtain tickets :nope:

if i had a good career that i liked doing
  • #216
  • 24 June 2011 - 05:17 AM
  • Chris
  • teabagging furfag
    Member
you work there untill you retire, happy and content. or get fired.

the gravy rainbow takes me to space, and then it drops me off in some other place.


This post has been edited by Chris: 24 June 2011 - 07:29 AM

  • #217
  • 24 June 2011 - 07:28 AM
You'd be coming with me to the baddest fucking gravy rainbow of all time

Amazil posts a thread worth reading
  • #218
  • 24 June 2011 - 04:05 PM
  • lt_amazil
  • i agree, and believe everything migrant just said!
    Member
you'd watch as it gets ruined

if people accepted my art
  • #219
  • 24 June 2011 - 11:53 PM
Dies from a stroke.

I inherit a million dollars from a relative I've never met.
  • #220
  • 25 June 2011 - 12:20 AM
You piss it all away on hookers and cocaine in Vegas.

I become an arms dealer for the gay mafia.
  • #221
  • 25 June 2011 - 04:46 AM
You quit when they start asking you to work with more than just arms... D:

Everyone on earth becomes unconditionally happy, except me.

This post has been edited by Boringamus: 25 June 2011 - 04:56 AM

  • #222
  • 25 June 2011 - 04:54 AM
You are happy because other people are happy ^_^


When something's going wrong...
(Please someone get this reference)
  • #223
  • 25 June 2011 - 05:12 AM
Panic or worry about it?

A sibling has overwrited your game file
  • #224
  • 25 June 2011 - 03:06 PM
Is just fine, since his game file wasn't overwriiten. :P

Obtains Nirvana.
  • #225
  • 25 June 2011 - 03:45 PM
Rock out, because you just got a band. :P

(BonBon, It's "Whip it". :P)

AugustusxLucy.
  • #226
  • 25 June 2011 - 04:53 PM
You feel very sick, but you're not sure why.

Somebody sneaks up behind me and stealthily steals an old candy wrapper from my pocket.

This post has been edited by Boringamus: 25 June 2011 - 05:43 PM

  • #227
  • 25 June 2011 - 05:43 PM
You're a little weirded out, but at least you already ate the candy.

I actually make a successful foray into the field of Psychiatry.
  • #228
  • 25 June 2011 - 05:46 PM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
You discover what sleeps in the hearts of men, and drown yourself subsequently.

Or not. That is a horrible thought. ._.

I eat breakfast in America.
  • #229
  • 25 June 2011 - 07:06 PM
It makes you go ^_^ but then you realize you do that all the time and decide to shove your face in the hamburger.

I become the next ham burglar.
  • #230
  • 25 June 2011 - 07:11 PM
Ronald McDonald pulls out an AK47 and shoots at you, but you narrowly escape with a few shots and all the burgers in the world. you eat said burgers and move to Japan to become the Sushi Burglar. However, Ronald McSushi still follows your trail. What will become of these two foes? Tune in next week to find out.

I tune in next week to find out.
  • #231
  • 25 June 2011 - 07:15 PM
It turns out it was all a clever ploy by the LEGION OF DOOM to get all the hamburgers whilst simultaneously getting a chance to destroy the Ronalds of the free world, destroying the morale of McDonalds, which in turn would causes a great change in the burger economy as hamburger prices increase and increase and increase till burgers are almost like gold, then the LEGION OF DOOM would become insanely rich.
But Superman comes and fucks their shit up.

I meet aliens.

This post has been edited by SoulFish: 25 June 2011 - 07:24 PM

  • #232
  • 25 June 2011 - 07:23 PM
You are sadly disappointed.
They abduct you and keep you as a scientific specimen.

My neighbor actually learns her lesson from this visit by the police. :O

This post has been edited by Carcharocles: 25 June 2011 - 07:25 PM

  • #233
  • 25 June 2011 - 07:24 PM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
Char, presumably, breathes out in relief and goes about his duties diligently. ^_^

Santa Claus is coming to town.
  • #234
  • 26 June 2011 - 11:05 PM
You freak out because you promised to call him the night after, but then you never did. THEN he found out you are secretly a man, so now you're on the permanent naughty list. He's gonna shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be puking up diamonds, and you know it. Time to run.

Pokemon become real.
  • #235
  • 26 June 2011 - 11:40 PM
Has fun trying to catch them, before he runs into a Tyrannitar. That's when he realizes, they haven't invented poke balls yet. As the Tyrannitar's foot raises above his head, Random thinks, "This is gonna suck."

For one brief moment, I am truly content with life.

This post has been edited by Carcharocles: 26 June 2011 - 11:59 PM

  • #236
  • 26 June 2011 - 11:58 PM
Then you realize that life sucks, so you end up killing yourself in the same manner as David Carradine.

I actually apologize for being a douche.
  • #237
  • 27 June 2011 - 03:43 AM
You cannot form the words, as your mind won't let you. You say, I'm s-s-sorrrrrrrry." The person, who actually didn't remember you, punches you in the face and makes fun of what he assumes is you stuttering problem. You vow never to apologize again.

While dreaming, my mind finds a way to merge Relativity and Quantum Physics into a single theory.
  • #238
  • 27 June 2011 - 03:50 AM
You are successful! But you wake up from your dream within a dream.
INCEPTION
See what I did there?

There is a fifth state of matter.
  • #239
  • 27 June 2011 - 04:12 AM
Packs his bags and goes visit it, since the nation of Matter has the best tourist spots around the globe.

I encounter an Ouroboros. It's living in my bathtub.

This post has been edited by Carcharocles: 27 June 2011 - 04:23 AM

  • #240
  • 27 June 2011 - 04:22 AM
You bust out your shotgun.

There is a sixth state of matter (because there actually is a fifth state of matter, it is called the Bose–Einstein condensate).
  • #241
  • 27 June 2011 - 04:39 AM
Desperate to see the ratification of a new state in Matter, you travel across the ocean on a bamboo raft. Three years later, you arrive, but in the time you spent getting there the Americans invaded and and how the whole country is simply known as the state of Matter.


My shotgun is only a Air pellet, but the Ouroboros seems to be eating its tail. I should be fine, but I REALLY need to take a shower.

This post has been edited by Carcharocles: 27 June 2011 - 04:47 AM

  • #242
  • 27 June 2011 - 04:46 AM
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