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Songs like Ear Rape

Post songs that make you want to destroy your ear drums. Here's a great one:


  • #1
  • 16 March 2011 - 04:50 PM

  • #2
  • 16 March 2011 - 05:00 PM

I was hoping for a time to post this abomination of a "song". (drum solo)
  • #3
  • 16 March 2011 - 05:11 PM
I certainly hope this is fake but it belongs here either way


  • #4
  • 16 March 2011 - 05:15 PM
Bearkidney...I listened to every awful second of that song just for the bragging rights to say that I fucking sat through it.

@ Triplesmex: That was actually pretty great. :D "AS SURE AS THE SUN RISES IN THE WEST." Hahaha. YES. MORE.
  • #5
  • 16 March 2011 - 05:19 PM
Dear lord I can't get through any of these. This is just gonna become let's see who can handle these songs the longest before killing themselves.
  • #6
  • 16 March 2011 - 05:24 PM
Justin Bieber - YouTube

This post has been edited by Sammy: 16 March 2011 - 05:30 PM

  • #7
  • 16 March 2011 - 05:30 PM
Oh dear god Jerk, theres more.....why Zlad? Why?


are.....are they real? is this what reality is?

This post has been edited by Goldwulf Q. Triplesexy: 16 March 2011 - 05:35 PM

  • #8
  • 16 March 2011 - 05:34 PM
So far, I have listened to every second of every song that everyone has posted, and Bearkidney's is the only one I could find absolutely nothing to like about. :D

I am the anti-pope
(He is the anti-pope)
Like a lion kills an antelope
Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe

Hehehehehe LONG LIVE MOLDAVIA
  • #9
  • 16 March 2011 - 05:37 PM
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  • #10
  • 16 March 2011 - 05:50 PM
These almost hurt to post






may Odin have mercy on your souls......
  • #11
  • 16 March 2011 - 05:57 PM
Joke's on you, Triplesmex. Those are magnificent. :D
  • #12
  • 16 March 2011 - 06:07 PM
  • ILB
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What on Earth? ^_^
  • #13
  • 16 March 2011 - 06:19 PM
A counterpoint to Triplesmex's videos:

  • #14
  • 16 March 2011 - 06:21 PM
Well Jerk if you think you can handle it there is a second, older version of the song, arguably worse than the original. I present for your hearing displeasure.

Prit Stik(1986). May god have mercy on your soul.
  • #15
  • 16 March 2011 - 06:49 PM

  • #16
  • 16 March 2011 - 06:56 PM
I listened to all of that one too, Bearkidney. n_n I am unflappable.

@ AdmiralBaconMan, Esq: Having watched that entire anime just two days ago, I can honestly say that video is completely great. :D
  • #17
  • 16 March 2011 - 07:02 PM


Basically any song from Glee because they ruin all music.



How did they manage to take a mellow song and then make it even more mellow!?!?
  • #18
  • 16 March 2011 - 08:33 PM
I must agree with the any Glee song....
  • #19
  • 16 March 2011 - 11:05 PM
they ruined dont stop belivin, THAT SONG IS AWESOME! THIS IS REDICULOUS!

This post has been edited by the wii anonymous: 17 March 2011 - 02:28 AM

  • #20
  • 17 March 2011 - 02:28 AM
Look no further than the Super Bowl 2011 Halftime Show for all your ear rape needs.
Spoiler

Seriously, these "artists" need to be sterilized (along with anyone else who thinks I Gotta Feeling is a good song) and their vocal cords cut.
  • #21
  • 17 March 2011 - 02:45 AM
*High fives Chewy* But that also counts as eye rape if you ask me.
  • #22
  • 17 March 2011 - 02:51 AM
Why!!!!!!!!!!



O come on. Now their just trying to mess with me.



The sad part is some people argue that these versions are better then the original.


This post has been edited by Rawrdinosaur: 17 March 2011 - 03:48 AM

  • #23
  • 17 March 2011 - 03:40 AM

Not sure if this will work....and it did!

Yeah, when I heard this I wept tears of blood.

This post has been edited by DritchJaul: 17 March 2011 - 03:58 AM

  • #24
  • 17 March 2011 - 03:57 AM


This song has always made me feel like killing people, even when I was in my incredibly lame carpenters phase.
  • #25
  • 17 March 2011 - 01:37 PM

  • #26
  • 16 October 2011 - 07:22 AM
  • Meowth
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Lets be honest: this song is terrible.

  • #27
  • 16 October 2011 - 07:25 AM
Tom Sayer is an odd song, but surely not ear-rape (to me at least). Though many have made fun of Geddy Lee's high singing voice and/or outright find it irritating.
  • #28
  • 16 October 2011 - 07:58 AM
Geddy Lee sounds like a castrato.

I have something for those tight, sexy ear canals of yours.


  • #29
  • 16 October 2011 - 04:12 PM
I hate you right now, Jerk >:(
  • #30
  • 16 October 2011 - 04:16 PM
Very possibly the strangest thing I've ever heard.

  • #31
  • 16 October 2011 - 04:19 PM

  • #32
  • 16 October 2011 - 04:20 PM

the wii anonymous, on 17 March 2011 - 02:28 AM, said:

they ruined dont stop belivin, THAT SONG IS AWESOME! THIS IS REDICULOUS!

you cant ruin something was never good
  • #33
  • 16 October 2011 - 04:23 PM


Really, anything by this asshole but, especially this song. If the shitty music doesn't get to you, JESUS FUCK THE LYRICS WILL.

OH NO, WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR A FEW MONTHS BUT YOU WON'T FORCIBLY END YOUR LIFE FOR ME LIFE IS SO HARD

This post has been edited by Mikaro: 16 October 2011 - 05:36 PM

  • #34
  • 16 October 2011 - 05:36 PM

CJSBiliskner, on 16 October 2011 - 04:19 PM, said:

Very possibly the strangest thing I've ever heard.



"I'll never go to Africa again"
  • #35
  • 16 October 2011 - 05:46 PM

ChewySmokey, on 16 October 2011 - 04:16 PM, said:

I hate you right now, Jerk >:(

I actually really like this version.


  • #36
  • 16 October 2011 - 06:29 PM
  • Meowth
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If you thought I was serious about Rush, you're an idiot. Rush is amazing and no one hates them (this is what I tell myself). Time for a real post:


  • #37
  • 16 October 2011 - 07:42 PM

Alright, you can close the thread now.
  • #38
  • 16 October 2011 - 11:04 PM
Agh! Jorje beat me to the punch on that one. I was just about to post that.

Every single one of Rihannia's songs makes me want to shoot myself, hell most of the stuff comin' out these days makes me want to.



Every single on of Ke$ha's songs excluding the seldom few.



I'm sorry, I just despise pop music. Though a few gems might pop up from time to time.

This post has been edited by Shada: 17 October 2011 - 12:17 AM

  • #39
  • 17 October 2011 - 12:15 AM
There's actually a lot of good stuff coming out lately. And Rihanna was perfect in "Run This Town" and "Empire State of Mind."
  • #40
  • 17 October 2011 - 03:47 AM

Shada, on 17 October 2011 - 12:15 AM, said:



I GO HARD IN THE MUTHAFUCKN PAINT
  • #41
  • 18 October 2011 - 03:42 PM

This post has been edited by viken: 18 October 2011 - 04:08 PM

  • #42
  • 18 October 2011 - 04:08 PM

Okay, now close it, because this is the worst (or best, I guess) you can do, and for the most part, this was just a music bashing thread.
  • #43
  • 19 October 2011 - 04:07 AM


The song's bad, but the video is hilarious. 8-D

Just watch it.

This post has been edited by ThatOtherMichael: 19 October 2011 - 04:22 AM

  • #44
  • 19 October 2011 - 04:16 AM
  • Arnas Baubkus
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Get ready. This is eye rape. Nsfw, wait for 2:00 before judging.

  • #45
  • 20 October 2011 - 08:04 PM

Arnas Baubkus, on 20 October 2011 - 08:04 PM, said:

Get ready. This is eye rape. Nsfw, wait for 2:00 before judging.

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  • #46
  • 21 October 2011 - 06:57 AM

Arnas Baubkus, on 20 October 2011 - 08:04 PM, said:

Get ready. This is eye rape. Nsfw, wait for 2:00 before judging.
-video-

That's really fucking creepy...
Posted Image

This post has been edited by Boringamus: 21 October 2011 - 08:00 AM

  • #47
  • 21 October 2011 - 08:00 AM
  • Arnas Baubkus
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I win.
  • #48
  • 21 October 2011 - 09:39 AM
I honestly can't believe that no one's posted these yet.





Or this one. Fucking demented. I love KoЯn, but this video is messed up.


  • #49
  • 21 October 2011 - 11:21 AM
  • Arnas Baubkus
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KoRn + fucked up video...?
Must be Right Now.
  • #50
  • 21 October 2011 - 12:42 PM
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