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Scotch: "Fortunately, I bleed lazers"
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Lark: "Man, His shit is crap"
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Sammy: "This is...beauty. "
Lark: "What is Sammy?"
Sammy: "A cactus holding a pan of bacon wearing a pimp chain, a top hat and a monacle while running beside a nuclear mushroom cloud. That, my friend, is beauty. "
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ILB: "Fortunately, we are all wireproof, except for Sammy. But he carries a wire extinguisher on himself at all times."
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Mikaro: "Granted. Your cheese now rusts"
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(nameless): "So long"
Jerk: "I appreciate the compliment, but that's kind of personal. "
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Jorje/Scotch: ENOBAN'S PERIOD GOD DAMNIT!!
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Jerk:Quit fucking with the font size, it's messing with the H-Scroll. FFFFI can't figure out which post broke the H-Scroll.
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DeiWeiBRitter: OK, WHO'S FUCKING WITH MY POSTS!!! I type the name of the country that Sauron is located in and it comes out completly different!!!
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Jerk: It looks like she's watching placenta drip out of your pants. MAZELTOV! JORJE IS A MOTHER!
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Naravine: 7 HOURS OF BLACK OPS!!
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STEP ONE: Spell your name with songs
Joseph Merrick - Mastodon
Oh My - Big Wreck
Ruination - Job for a Cowboy
Juliette - Hollerado
Everything you love - Chimera

STEP TWO:
Name: Jorje
Birth date: June 2nd 19XX
Nickname: George, Jojer, Brosiris
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: blondish-brown
Zodiac Sign: ???

STEP THREE:
The shoes you wore today: Beige
Your weakness: Being Hated
Your fear: N/A
Goal you’d like to achieve: Become a professional Porn Star.

STEP FOUR:
Your best physical feature: My Dick.
Your bedtime: I don't sleep, I wait.
Most missed memory? I miss the RC.

STEP FIVE: This Or That… -
Pepsi or Coke?: Coke.
Adidas or Nike: Dun Care.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
Cappuccino or coffee: None for me, thanks.

STEP SIX: Do You…
Smoke: Fuck no.
Curse: Every day.
Dance: All the time.
Take a shower: I bathe for the most part.
Have a crush: Yes.
Do you think you’ve been in love: What is love?
Want to go to college: Obviously
Like(d) high school: No complaints.
Want to get married:
Think you’re a health freak: Slowly turning into one.
Get along with your parents: Yeah, I do.

STEP SEVEN: In the past month…
Gone to the mall: Nope.
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: PC decadent cookies.
Eaten Sushi: Yeah, actually. For the first time ever.
Been on stage: Only in Drama Class.
Gone skating: Naw
Made homemade cookies: I wish
Gone Skinny dipping: Don't tell the police it mas me, but yeah.
Stolen anything: Naw

STEP EIGHT: Ever…
Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes. I won.
Been beaten up: Nope.

STEP NINE:
Age you hope to be married: N/A
Numbers of Children: None. Fuck kids. (get money)
Describe your Dream Wedding: N/A
What country would you most like to visit: Japan.

STEP TEN: In the opposite sex...
Best eye color?: Pretty
Best hair color?: Don't care.
Short hair or long hair?: Long.
Height: N/A
Best weight: N/A
Best articles of clothing: N/A

STEP ELEVEN:
Number of people I could trust with my life: 2.
Number of CDs that I own: 3.
Number of tattoos: None
Number of piercings: none

Personal Quiz
Who were you with this morning? My lonesome
When woke you up this morning? 10:45
Where are you? My room.
Is tomorrow going to be a good day? Yeah, it is.
Did you kiss someone today? Nope.

THE PAST

Ever thrown up in public? No
Passed out because of alcohol? I don't drink.
What’s on your mind right now? Why the fuck is my Mom yelling?

THE FUTURE
What kind of home would you like? Haven't thought that far ahead yet.
What do you want to be when you grow up? A Jeep.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? On the moon.

IN GENERAL
Do you like candy necklaces? But Of course.
When was the last time you fell over or ran into something?Never. I'm too smooth.
Do you listen to music every day? All Day Every Day.
What was the last thing you ate? Chicken Wings
Are you a fast typer? I doubt it.
About how many people have you liked/had a crush on? A few.
Whats your favorite type of pop? I prefer juice.
Have you ever moved? Yes
Have you ever won an award? A few awards in piano.
What do you want to do right now? Get my website up and running.
Are you listening to music right now? Yessir!
Whats a quote that you like? "I am shocked and appalled that guessing at random has not yielded better results." - Junpei
When were you the saddest in your whole life? Nothing jumps out at me.
Who makes you mad? Stupid people.
Have you ever heard a song written about you? No-one cares that much.
Something you want to happen in 2012?
Honestly, do you miss 2007? Fuck. Yes.

HONESTY SECTION
1.Honestly, what color is your underwear? Green
2. Honestly, whats on your mind? Fuck, I'm sexy.
3. Honestly, what are you doing right now? filling out a quiz.
4. Honestly, have you done something bad today? Yes. (use your imagination)
5. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? A friend of mine.
6. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? Slightly.
7. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time? Stupid people.
8. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder? Nope,
9. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment? Maybe...
10. Honestly, are you keeping a big secret now? Not really.
11. Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like? No.
12. Honestly, are you in denial? If I was I'd deny it.
13. Honestly, do you get up in the middle of the night and eat? Only if it's on my way.
14. Honestly, do you like anyone? Redundant.
15. Honestly, does anyone like you? I doubt it.

ANGER SECTION
1. What do you do when you’re mad? point out their stupidity.
2. What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad? Ripped off their head and shit down their neck.
3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad? All the time.
4. Do you swear when you’re mad? Like a sailor.

CRYING SECTION
1. When was the last time you actually cried? The last time I watched the first Pokemon movie.
2. Ever cried yourself to sleep? No.
3. Do certain songs make you cry? No, But sometimes I get depressed.
4. What usually makes you cry? n/a

HAPPY SECTION
1. Are you usually a happy person? For the most part.
2. What makes you the happiest? Anything I find amusing.
3. Do you believe in yourself? Nope.

RANDOM SECTION
1. Whats your Fav Colour?: Green.
2. Whats your fav number?: 2
3. How was your Day? Good Enough.
4.What did u do in class today?: N/A
5.What did u have for lunch today?: Bag-o-chips.