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17 December 2012 - 06:07 AM>be lucy
> realize that praying mantis females only kill males after sex, so maishul was probably cheating on you.
But MAISHUL wasn't even a Praying Mantis!
> thank mandy for killing the cheating fucker
MANTY is trying to kill you too!
> assess your situation.
You suddenly realize what a terrible choice it was to attach yourself to MAISHUL earlier on, he won't let go now, and is pulling you into the maw of death.
>Be Lucy: Submit to the Sandtis.
What? Screw that! You aren't getting eaten by this thing!
> smash the fuck out of the walls, especially the cracked point, with the weights. it all can't be bricked off.
Yeah that seems like it could wor-
> smash the fuck out of the door and the brick wall behind it, it's only a little bit of baked clay you pussy!
What'd you call... you?? Yeah right. See if you do you any favors.. Jerk.
>Paulo: Look at Trash bin beside bed
Um. There's nothing in there. Nothing.
>Paulo: Itemise contents of Trash bin beside bed
You've picked up Five(5) Wads of Used Tissue! You also toss the used Duct Tape in there along with the broken Measuring Spear.
>Paulo: Talk to Haunted TV
What an enthralling conversation!
>Paulo: Open Door inwards.
Well firstly, the door opens outwards, and secondly, you broke the handle off so even if it did open inwards it'd be kind of a pain of the ass to pull open anyway.
>Paulo: Examine Comic Book
Aw yeah time to read your favorite comic to lighten your spirits!
Hahahahahaha!! Oh man it cracks you up every time! You and David have reenacted that hilarious scene many a rainy night inside. What a blast.
>Be Jasmine: Perform the rites of Vrala'o'k'tak.
You can't! But you kindly ask Amaya to use her alchemy to do so. She uses the abundant Blood of the Dragon to write the initial inscriptions, some Embers of Vivum to add the Cullotocio Trianguli, and some Aqua Inferni to set the Protegentibus Visus. And as you agreed with Vrala'o'k'tak, it shall protect this area from the Umbra Inferno as long as the mark remains. Basically meaning you can hang here and demons won't pop up outta nowhere.
> climb pipe to avoid blood.
Well it's kind of too late to do that now. Besides you can't even reach it. You'd need a ladder or rope to do that.
> wonder where your god is now
Definitely not here. David was the Bearer and he's gone now. They're all gone..
You can't! As the agreement with Vrala'o'k'tak states, if you speak while in any area of this dimension, he is allowed to tear your tongue from your mouth! And knowing him he'd probably do it through the back of your head!
You have just given the nonspecific command requesting use of One(1) of your two(2) hints. One(1) of your Two(2) hints has been subtracted from your total amount of hints, leaving you with One(1) remaining.
Maybe you should read that copy of 26 Sure Winners by Neil Catarak. Seeing how useful Paulo's favorite comic was, who knows what it might contain...
16 December 2012 - 08:43 AMPaulo> Put hand through the door knob hole to unlock the door.
Your hand doesn't go far before hitting something hard. You stare into the mysterious hole and discover that there seems to be a Key hole? It appears to have been hastily thrown together along with what you're pretty sure is a brick wall. Whoever did this had to have been pretty good at building stuff to do it in one night.
Paulo again> If that fails relentlessly stab door with newly crafted chairlegrulerstabberthing
You have just realized that your Measuring Spear is literally a broken ruler taped to a chair leg. What a piece of shit.
As Paulo > NOW kick open the door like a Navy SEAL.
No way! Not with that wall on the other side! You'll break your leg or something.
BE PAULO> take out puzzle thing and smash the fuck out of it whith a weight till it brakes.
After those few moments of thinking, you quickly revert to your caveman-like instincts, and smack on the lockbox. It doesn't even get a scratch.
>Paulo: "Pick up Hole in Door"
>Paulo: "Use Hole in Door"
W-What is that supposed to mean? What are you meant to be doing? W..Why are you doing this?
>Paulo: "Look at Hole in Door"
You give the hole a disconcerting gaze. A stern one.
>Paulo: "Use Ruler Spear on Hole in Door"
You put it in the keyhole the best you can, and twist it. Not surprisingly, it breaks. Wow what a piece of shit!
Be lucy: Kiss his tender lips and ask him for his heart. Don't worry if his appearance might seem weird. That thing in front of you is the love of your life. If he starts speaking in tongues, try using sign language.
Lucy> Trip while carrying the scarfed indiviadual, breaking its vase. Killing him.
> kiss maishul on his succulent lips
> ask maishul where you are
> stare lovingly into the deep green orbs of tranquility that are maishul's eyes
Sounds like everyone wants to check in on our romantic duo! Let's take a peek in on them and see how that date is going in that spoiler below, shall we?
Alright that's enough of that! Let's let those crazy kids have their privacy.
Back to our exciting adventure!
Wow this sucks.
You are now Amaya. You and your last companion, Jasmine have just reached the Room of Sanguis foretold in the Book of Suavis Cratera, but it seems you're trapped yet again. The elevator stopped here and won't respond to commands.
>wonder why anybody would ever be you
You sure don't want to be you right now. Stuck in some shitty blood filled room.
> keep being awesome
You don't feel very awesome. Not after you crossed the Bridge of Separationis and lost most of your group.
> hang out with sue
You wish you could. The last you saw of Sue was when she and David stayed behind to hold back the Daemon of Tumultus. They're probably...
You are now Jasmine. You have no idea what the fuck is going on.
> look around the room for items of interest
You notice the Nauicula Inferno to your left is once again closed and non-responsive. Stupid thing. To your right you notice a double door which seems to have a triangle window above it. Neither you, nor Amaya can reach it, not even on eachother's shoulders.
> miss your gay boyfriend
God you miss your gay ass boyfriend so much it's not even funny. You hope he's not down here somewhere though.
You have reached the One Hundred and One Page Mark! Earning you the prestigious title of 101 Davidmations and one(1) hint request! Be sure to use it wisely! You now have two(2) hints available for use!
08 December 2012 - 01:01 AM>Paulo: Make shitty attempts to solve code.
Well, if we take 1Z 2M 3L 4P and organize the letters alphabetically, we get 3241. If we use the clock in Lucy's room as a guide to translate the numbers, that gives us Clubs, Division, Sword, Star as the potential code for Paulo's lockbox.
Alternatively, we can convert the letters to numbers (26, 13, 12, 16) and take each number modulo 12 to get 2,1,0,4. Converting this to symbols using Lucy's clock as a guide gives Division, Star, Heart, Sword as the potential code.
Neither of those codes work!
>Paulo: Break off chair leg.
>Duct tape broken ruler to chair leg.
Oh yeah, montage time!
Dum dah dah DAH dah..
Dum dum dum dum!
Dum dah dah DAH dah dah, DUM dah dah DAH, DUM!
Aw yeah you're ready to go now!
>failing that, use one of those weights cave man style to snap off the door handle
BE PAULO> have a intament thought of you and lucy were you get to hold her and caress her,big,soft,fluffy,lovely,sexy,hot.....pink bow.
>Be Paulo: sensually caress yourself to intimate thoughts of a certain Maishul.
Ha, if Lucy could see you now you bet she'd think you were totally cool.
Man she's cute.. With her pink bow.. And her little pink nose..
>Be Paulo: Flail around your room because you are a sexually frustrated 15 year old trapped in his own room.
NO! You're not sexually confused at all! You're just having gay thoughts about your male friend! It's completely normal!!
06 December 2012 - 02:58 AM>as Lucy
>go take a walk with Maisciul, I wanna see how he walks
>Be Lucy: Walk around with maishul, arm-in-arm. Be sure to keep an eye out for predators. Wouldn't want a giant, friend-eating meteor to sneak out of the shadows and eat your friend.
You take MAISHUL in your hands, knowing well that he can't get about on his own. You run into the rising sun, a warm breeze swaying the sea of wheat around you as smiles spread across both your faces..
Let's leave these two love birds alone for awhile, eh? You're sure the next time you see them, the romance will have budded into a beautiful rose.
>Be Paulo: Examine corner of room with the electric socket. Add Y1 to your code list thingy whatever.
>Search the room for bits of paper with similar writings on it.
That's just a crack in your shitty drywall! Good eye though.
>Check your alarm clock. It seems to be stuck at 1:58. Keep looking at it for a minute to see if it changes.
Your alarm clock has been broken for like, two years you think. Your dad usually has to wake you up.
BE PAULO> find a window to look out into the big scary world.
You have no windows, for all you know it could be the end of the world outside and you'd just be in here with your porn magazines and old condoms, you survivor, you.
>Try not to asphyxiate with the condom over your head like that.
Paulo> Realize you should take the condom off your head before you die from no oxygen
Well you're pretty sure you already passed out from it for a second there and dreamed you were in some white room, so it's probably a good idea to ditch it.
You cast the now used Roosterchop into the trash bin beside your bed.
05 December 2012 - 05:49 AMBe Paulo: check under bed, then examine the weird puzzle shit.
There's nothing under there but three soft core porn magazines!
Oh. It looks like it's some sort of coded lock box! You have a feeling this is going to be a really common theme here!
BE LUCY> The name maishul is stuck in your head and then you realize you are a different individual whith a blue ribbon in your hair and this is not a dream but a horrible nightmare that you have had. YOU MUST WAKE UP!!
What? That's crazy talk. You aren't even dreaming. You cast a grin in MAISHUL's direction as he laughs the same laugh you remember from when you were kittens. How charming.