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Jerk

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Age:
27 years old
Birthday:
November 4, 1985
Gender:
Male Male
Location:
Dallas, Tejas, MOTHERFUCKERS

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AIM  sunflavoredgod
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Website URL  http://www.formspring.me/JerkMagicInc

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  1. Ten Seconds to Midnight

    03 December 2012 - 08:13 AM

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    I'm lovin' the noir thing goin' on.

  2. Erection 2012

    17 October 2012 - 11:09 PM

    So, I've been thinking: we did this pretty cool thing a couple years back that I thought was a pretty good idea, and I was proud to be part of it. In the coming weeks, if you're an American of voting age, you'll be heading to the polls and coming back with the sticker proof that you did your part as an Americunt Amerikkkan American.

    Remember: there is no wrong answer...but you WILL be mocked and ostracized if you don't cop to voting for Obama. At best, if you're lucky.

    I'll try to talk to Suit sometime and see if we can't do another kind of contest like we did last time.

    In the meantime, submit pictures of proof that you voted. Just the sticker is alright.

  3. Patrick Alexander Parody of "The Tale of Genji"

    31 August 2012 - 01:35 AM

    The Frightened Meow.

    If you have never read The Tale of Genji, this is pretty much what it's like.

  4. Happy Memorial Day

    28 May 2012 - 10:34 PM

    Let this child's example show us the true way to honor the sacrifice of soldiers everywhere.

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    Shortly after this photo was taken, his father joined him in a rendition of "Thriller."

    Happy "Your Daddy Died for Nothing" Day.

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  1. Jerk 

    13 May 2013 - 02:02
    The one I'm replacing it with is worse. :3

  2. Supertails 

    13 May 2013 - 00:15
    Well, at least your avatar isn't a beat up Abbey anymore... not sure if this is an improvement though :/.

  3. Supertails 

    02 May 2013 - 05:28
    Mike and Daisy "If I was your boyfriend, i'd never let you go, keep you on my arm girl, you'd never be alone, I can be a gentleman, anything you want. If I was your boyfriend, i'd never let you go" this one got cut off.

  4. Supertails 

    02 May 2013 - 05:26
    Read these lyrics and tell me why Daisy wouldn't like either boy to sing it to her, if you can give me a good enough response I'll edit away the Bieber songs. Just explain to me why Daisy wouldn't want attention from a guy willing to fight for her or a guy that would always stay by her side.
    Augustus and [b]Daisy[/b] "I'll be your soldier, fighting for your dreams girl...

  5. Supertails 

    01 May 2013 - 18:40
    We don't have to like him, but do we really have to stoop so low and start calling him names? Does calling him a "faggot" make Bieber's voice sound better? No, people use derogatory terms to make themselves feel better by putting others down. I'm sorry that I have to talk to you about this, but I'm just sick of people thinking that way. You are an amazing person and I kn...

  6. Supertails 

    01 May 2013 - 18:28
    I guess that makes sense since Bieber's voice can be annoying to certain people. I mostly listen to songs for their lyrics or their beats, if I don't like the singer I can find another version or just mute and read the lyrics. Justin's songs are about finding love so I figured they would be perfect for BCB couples. I really didn't mean to make you upset, but with all the fans he...

  7. ChewySmokey 

    03 Feb 2013 - 00:12
    Sorry for my mistake in branding Proto a troll when there was nothing there to actually label him so, he just annoyed me a little too much and I ended up breaking the rule regarding self-restraint when posting while angry on the internet.

  8. Jerk 

    03 Dec 2012 - 07:06
    I love me too.

  9. I'm awful. 

    03 Dec 2012 - 06:35
    I love you.

  10. falconboy99 

    20 Aug 2012 - 05:50
    I assume you were the one who got rid of Kollu's thread?

  11. Jorje 

    10 Aug 2012 - 03:09
    I found a picture of you on my hard drive today and immediately creamed my pants. Thought you should know.

  12. RC! 

    10 Aug 2012 - 02:34
    Jerk I have found your soft spot. You stay away form my woman! Susan's mine, bitch. >:U

  13. Toastyjester 

    08 Jul 2012 - 00:43
    I DO IT BECAUSE I CARE JERK I DO IT BECAUSE I CARE.......................

  14. Toastyjester 

    08 Jul 2012 - 00:41
    PWNT

  15. Toastyjester 

    08 Jul 2012 - 00:33
    AND THE CAT'S IN THE CRADLE AND THE SILVER SPOON
    LITTLE BOY BLUE AND THE MAN IN THE MOON
    WHEN YOU COMIN' HOME DAD?
    I DON'T KNOW WHEN
    BUT WE'LL GET TOGETHER THEN
    YOU KNOW WE'LL HAVE A GOOD TIME THEN
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