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We never need more proof than this that Sue is awesome.

Jordan is pretty great too.

Man none of you guys even know bad movies, most of these are at least entertaining not just despite but actually for their terrible acting/effects/story. No, if you want some truly horrible movies, watch the old 70's movies that MST3K use to review, except don't watch it with their commentary. Honestly, most of these movies are so god-awful boring that you can't even enjoy them for a few giggles.

There was one film me and my friend watched (the name escapes me now) but basically it was about these 3 friends going camping in the mountains with their guide and his daughter and aliens or some shit invades or makes everyone crazy or something equally ridiculous and that ends the civilized world as we know it. So these 5 yahoos are stuck up in the middle of Canada with limited food and supplies. Now see if you just go by that summary then it seems like it might be interesting, right? Well the film makers managed to fuck up the execution so badly that is was the most boring piece of shit ever. You couldn't even make fun of this thing cause the acting wasn't terrible, the characters just were. They were all stupid and made stupid decisions and you were suppose to feel bad for them when they start getting infected by the aliens or whatever and killing each other, but you just can't cause they are so 2 dimensional and boring that you just hope the movie is ending soon.

But it doesn't, no this piece of shit is 2 1/2 fucking hours long. You get to watch five idiots bicker awkwardly for 2 hours before two of them die, and then the last 30 minutes is the last three stumbling around in the woods, in the middle of winter until they all either die of exposure (big fucking surprise) or alien shenanigans. The movie then is bold enough to try and throw a big twist at you where the final character dies but ascends into heaven or something, but it is filmed in such a way that you can't tell what the fuck just happened. I guess they were trying to go for the psychological aspect and portray these characters' decent into madness, but it is so incomprehensible that it just leaves a feeling of anger in the pit of your stomach for wasting your time.

I like the comparison between Daisy, David and Abbey's faces, which are a more confused "what?" and Sue, Mike and Paulo's faces which are horrified shock. You can kinda tell they realize this is a big deal, and may even be blaming themselves (Sue cause she forced Lucy into the play, Mike cause he destroyed their friendship and Paulo cause after months of denying her, he just started to try and get together with Lucy) as compared to Daisy, David and Abbey who really wouldn't have a reason to blame themselves and are so more confused cause they can't come up with a reason why Lucy would leave.

I have a real bad habit of going to the doctor after I've already started to get better and they can't do anything to help me, so I tend to just push on with my day even when I feel crappy. I'm also pretty terrible at being sick cause I hate laying in bed all day and I have to get up and do something, whether that is building something with legos to occupy myself or cleaning the house cause damn I'm bored.

Though the last time I was really sick, like could not get out of bed sick, I was probably about ~11 years old and was projectile vomiting all over the room. It was funny though cause even though I was really sick, I was hungry as crap so when my dad called and asked if I wanted anything from Sonic I was all "Hell yeah get me a burger and tots!"

...It ended about as well as you expected it to.

Man who was Daisy telling that flashback to, everyone in the class was there.