Stuipid Paulo




~meee~

nice^^! its 3:00 A.M in ecuador ( i was just waiting 4 this) lolz!

He paid to see the silly flick, let the man watch it! Crazy freshmen…

OMG SHES SO CUTE

Oh Paulo, your taste in movies will be your downfall here. Poor Jasmine. I guess that R rating was for a reason eh?

Her facial expression in the fourth to last panel is so very, very cute.

I am also amused by Paulo ignoring her in favor of the movie, shutting down her cute look early on.

Aww poor Jasmine. I hate scary movies. ><

lol what does it say of me to have busted out laughing at the last page? xDDDD

Poor girl xD

Oh that poor girl…. Paulo! learn to be a considerate date!!

We know who sponsers this movie, now

wow already some one’s head choped off?

thats a awsome movie.

Paulo’s looking dangerously handsome in the 4th panel…

Oh Paulo, you sly cat you. She should be leaping into your arms in the next page.

time for my trademark *heavy sigh*

PAULO YOU IDIOT. >(

CLUE: GET ONE TODAY.

(Back and Fourth) She’s still a freshmen Paulo! Cause of this no way your getting laid tonight Lolz;D!

P.S. The rain is coming! Oh no my laundry!!! Gotta catch em all!!!

yeah because theres always time for blood bullets and explosions also i take that pg-17 rating as more of a ”suggestion”

Yay for scary movies!

Lol Jasmine’s trying not to be scared~

i feel bad for her she has my regards for someone who screams at scary movies fellow horror screams i salute you

as a unrelated side not the only slashers i dont scream at is ( cant spell there names right so don’t start ) freddy kugger & jason vorhese



i mean chaosstarter

Ah, Paulo reminds me so much of myself, not sure if that’s a good thing..
And I love this page, so cute. *_*

Nice eye Kavu. They really do.

I’m impressed, Kavu! I’d have totally missed that.
Hmm. Looks like things are not going to improve with the next page, then. :-O

Nice one Kavu. I personally hope it’s an easter egg, myself, because I like this storyline.

Freakin’ rofl at the GAP shirt.

I would say why I find gap existing in your world is ridiculous but I can only find so many jokes!

Product placement in such a fashion though, I wonder if they actually do that in horror movies? I could see it now,

“he didn’t get away because he didn’t have Nike shoes!”

Nike shoes do make for a great escape, and I’m guessing whoever killed that guy wasn’t a big fan of GAP.

paulo’s dick is in the popcorn

Tess was all “im bored” one night, so she grabbed fifty bucks, and called up mike to go to the movies (since paulo was already out, and I think she might still be mad at him or something?) she told mike to bring someone else so it wouldn’t look like a date, so mike called up david who wanted to see Goremaster Vorecoaster 3000 as well… Then they went to the movies.

Totally what happened.

Now y’see, I can sorta see where he’s going with this. I mean, this totally seems like the kinda movie that would appeal to Paulo first off…and he could get some fear-induced clinginess as he’s the closest avaiable solid object. But come ON man, actually getting a second date might be nice, huh?

Also, as though it hasn’t been said enough, nice catch Kavu, they are suspiciously similar…HMMMMMMMMMM

Also Also: Oh he’s got a GAP alright….BETWEEN HIS NECK AND HEAD!! HURHURDERPDERPHUMOR

@tilde: I was totally thinking the same thing when I first saw it.

@Void: That made me laugh more than it should have.

why didn’t you draw tha exploded head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awww can you put tha exploded on on deviant art???

Fail.
But Paulo can still bring it back.
Hopefully…

Eye on the Goal Paulo, focus on the girl rather than the movie man

Jasmine is so cute.

Oh, and Paulo lost the game again if she screamed aloud in the theater.

Knew it!!
something had to go wrong!

Aww man Paulo, you’ve no idea about dates xD

Haha, awesome. A lopped-off head.

Aww. Poor Jasmine. Maybe she should cling to Paulo for comfort.

(incentive) Ah, THERE’S the Lucy that I’ve come to love. ^_^ I’d been wondering where she’d gone.

Paulo isn’t doing what I think he’s doing. Oh god this is going to end painfully for Paulo.

Nothing like a good horror movie to get the blood movin’, even better is when you start laughing when the guys you know are going to die finally do, heck place bets on how long into the film before they get destroyed, as far as the girl though, hour on your own pal, and out of curiosity did you get money to put in the gap logo or is it just there?

Poor girl. He might convince her to go down on him, just so she doesn’t have to look at the screen any more…

I can see this goin down hill pretty quickly once Paulo starts necking on Jasmine. *hint* then friends are in the front row. and I guess a couple people already got it goin on sharing two people in one seat NICE!

I can’t take scary movies either… does this mean I’ll never get a girl?
Jasmin looks so cute!! :3 Hang on!

Poor girl,

Hope she makes it!

Also - Paulo would be easy to impress most crap Slashers that have everyone die, and introduce crap characters with no personality to just get killed off ect. Cabin Fever 2 Paulo - find it. /nods (also fantastic look for him in panel 4)

Jasmin is totally starting to grow on me. She is so cute!

Rock on,Paulo! I wanna go see that movie with him. x3

Hurray for GAP T-Shirts.

Jasmine is a little trooper. I feel really sorry for her!

Poor Jaz. Lol. The girl’s trying so hard not to be afraid of the movie.

Lol, it;s not working though.

Jasmines seems genuinely interested in Paulo, unlike the last two. I’m tellin’ ya, she’s gonna become obsessive~

Somehow the chicks who break during the scary movies are always more appealing than the ones that laugh through them

uh oh… this might not turn out well

Jasmine is trying her best, so she gets points for effort.

Ok, Kaxbe just won the hearts of everyone reading through the comments list.

Okay,I’ll state the obvious here.Jasmine is adorable.Each panel she’s in she makes every expression she uses adorable,cute,and any other word that could cause mental diabetes.It also helps that she’s one of the most uniquely designed characters in the story so far.I dunno’ how it’ll turn out,but I’m kinda’ hoping to see her become a new member in the cast to see how she would develop.

And now to steal some LittleKuriboh joke involving GAP. “Their service sucks-sucks-sucks-sucks it really sucks~~~”

Kaxbe = win.
Jasmin = keep trying, he’ll look eventually
Paulo = Jerkhole. Look to your right.
Me = Greatly amused.

This made me laugh

Just start screaming “Naked Women!” He doesn’t look, he’s gay. Trust me, it’s based on a true story.

Ha interesting scene, but does anyone else notice the Tess outline besides me the last panel lower right hand side in the audience? It could be me imagining things or w/e with my bad eyesight and all.

She’s not going to make it. Why douse this all ways happon.

I think it’s more of an easter egg. If it turns out that Tess, Mike, and David showed up, that’d be a bit of a deus ex cockblock.

Its always the kid with the Gap shirt who goes out first….

*squints at last panel* Holy ****, Hannibal (awesome name btw) may be on to something!

you dont go to a theater with a girl to watch a movie
you go there to make out and make fun of the minorities behind the counter.

HAHAHAAA!
shes just too much, i hope she stays in the comic.

awesome product placement

If I didn’t know better, I’d say that’s Tess, Lucy and David sitting in front of those two in the last panel.

Don’t think the effort of drawing the “Smug Paulo” panel each time went unnoticed. Most people would have just copied and pasted! Kudos~

@Rock Kenaro

Wow you’re right!!! Maybe there stalking Paulo, because they seem to resent his “dating” with the other girls “upon looking at older strips”.

lol I love that pouty face

I love the last comment…too bad I’d be more like Jasmine DX

This isn’t gonna end well. -cringe-

just stuff your head in the popcorn Jasmine! Thats what I always do…

Lol amazing, love Jasmine reaction xD

Thanks for the new page Taeshi

whats up with her?

I get the same way during scary moves

Seems as though she’s taking a liking to him, don’t lose her Paulo.

DAMMIT PAULO you forgot the 1st rule of movie dates Chick flick first, her choice second, Then the horror movie but just be sure it is not to bloody

He struck me as more of an Action movie person. For Jasmine’s sake, I hope there’s a barking dog in the movie. Lawl.

Jasmine just went up my list of favorite characters.

Lol, I laughed at the comment about Paulo’s d**k being in the popcorn. It goes along perfectly with kaxbe’s comment! O.o

Step one: Cut a hole in the box…

Jasmine’s face cracks me up. Trying to be tough as paulo.

step two: put your junk in the box

Step three: Make her open the box. And that’s the way you do it!!

IT MY D**K IN A BOX [or popcorn in this case]

You see I’m wise enough to know when a gift needs given, I got just the one!

Something to show you your second to none.

Christmas! A dick in the box!

Haunaka. A d**k in a box!

Kwanzaa. A dick in the box! Every single holiday a dick in the box!

Even National Pirate Day?? O.o

Yes! And pancake day too!

O.o O.o O.o O.o wow

Except on Pancake day it’s not in a bow. (It’s in the pancakes….)

oh is that what that was? I’ll be right back… *barf* *barf*

If I get a d*ck in a box on my birthday tomorrow, Ill kill both of ya. mka?

dang. i need to get you a new gift! My Little Pony ok?

thats a little better I quess….(goes outside to prepare hang noose)

noooo ritual homicide was my backup!!!

oh, about the survey,I was the one who had the idea about the hats with the color of the characters and little ears and tails.I want a paulo and mike hat.

Dude! Awesome idea! I want an Abbey hat!

I second on that hope AshenSwift! xD

Aaaaahhhh movie dates, I remember the first on I went on ever~ I was in second grade with this girl named Katie, and we went to see Pokémon the First Movie together. When I look back on that it was the cutest thing ever~ and this just reminds me of it~….even though this is gorey and bloody….but still…..cute….

Hi Veronica i email ya hope you read it
Ha not the best choice Paulo hahahahahah

Paulo courting stradegy FAIL!!

Haha Lol!! Nice choice Paulo…you know why hehe.

But anyway…paulo nooooo!!! Hope isn’t what i think!!

Nice chap…blood and gore yay!

I guess he shouldn’t have worn a GAP shirt in that movie. Oops!

Hang in there kid, blood and gore is good for ya.

Jaaaaassssmiiiineeee.

lol… i think Carter is near the front row in the 6th panel

I can’t tell anymore what Jasmine or Paulo want lol

Nice job, Paulo.
I would have totally done the same xD
I approve to taking girls to horrors <3
They cling to you more >D
*needs to try it with her girlfriend still, though…*

The scary movie only works if the girl gets scared. I personally laugh my *** off at them.

I love how Paulo’s hair seems to grow in every panel.

I myself would never take anyone to see an R-rated movie. Since I generally won’t go alone anyways. To be truthful, nothing in the R-rated category interests me. Except for one movie I have on my Netflix queue.

@GirlWhoNeverComments. You are commenting. !
PAY ATTENTION TO HER PAULO!!

Jasmine is so cute when she’s frightened

I lol’d

those three in front of them look familiar.

^not really,only one of them does

JERK ALERT!

@jennifer accually the one on the left looks like david the middle like mike and the right like tess (its the hair that makes me think it looks like tess btw) so yea they all do look familiar to an extent but then thats probably either coincidental because of how taeshi draws or foreshadowing btw i like the incentive comic so far though i think i’m missing some of the pages of the last one is there any archive for the previous incentives?

@Emi
Considering some of the comments posted here, that may not be such a good idea… >_>

@Natural-Depression
“…needs to try it with her girlfriend…”
WAIT WHAT HUH?! OwO

I would laugh if David or someone just came out of nowhere and face palmed Paulo. Paulo diserves it for the way he’s acting.

Wow. Reminds me of District 9. There were tons of exploding heads. And also guts being shot out.

Also, what are with the giant fingers on the screen? It’s kind of weird.

P.S. Avatar is just a retelling of the smurfs. Go on wikipedia. Seriously. Think about it.

@random thinker:No way,it could just be a dog,and a cat,they look generic to me.

except the one with hair,that could be tess,but i doubt it

@planes, S’NOT FINGERS! T’ARE SHOES!

Very nice side view of Paulo!

Cant blame a guy if he likes the movie better.

dude your suppose to be comforting her o.o he’s never gonna win her like that XP

Have to say Panel 4 is damn well drawn

Panels 7-9: Oh God his hair is expanding!

It seems to me that she really likes paulo, I can only hope that he won’t do something to screw it up cause I would like to see where this could lead.

Somehow I get the feeling Paulo will pull out some trick and win her over, either that or do the multiple date thing to get into her pants

And in the other story going on…….

Why is Lucy so ****** off?

@TCN - Yes, I have a girlfriend. And I am a girl. It’s called Bisexual. *still likes guys*\
@Pepe Le Pew - Maybe because she likes Paulo? O_o She is wierd in that sense.;
@MiwAuturu - OH MY GODDESS YOU ARE RIGHT!

because,Liam is kinda using her as a replacing tool so to speak i guess,basically she’s a hypocrite
@Pepe le pew

@Pepe le pew, maybe because she thinks that Paulo is cheating Tess… Who knows…

@MiwAuturu his hair is indeed expanding

dude da blood

That would be a pretty sweet movie to watch hee hee hee.
Paulo be more sensitive to who you’re with <

NO BAD PAULO THIS WILL MAKE HER NOT KAWII FOR SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME THAT I WILL NOT LIVE THROUGH

There is not enough blood here.

hey look, the killer killed a gay guy

…Her face is different. also, “GAP” Ahahahahaha. I don’t know that that means.

Death by Ditch Ninja

Dating Basics 101, Paulo: A majority of girls do NOT think a movie where someone gets brutally decapitated is cool. *shakes head*

How are you gonna bounce back from this one?

@Nat-Depression
I know, thus the ” OwO ” emoticon.

Paulo is right. This movie delivers.

wuts scarier, decapitation or the gap?

she holds on kiss paulo and distract your eyes from the movie

Jasmine looks rather cute… It’s a shame she’s gonna get yiffed.

Want to have your head lopped of while still wearing something descent? Then come on down to your local GAP store! We have the latest fashion, including a sale on T-Shirts perfect for the zombie apocalypse

Scary movies aren’t bad for a first date if you think about it…gives the girl a reason to hold on to the guy, and the guy a reason to put his arm around the girl!

Hahaha, scared kitty is scared.

I believe GAP represents the space between the neck and the dislodged head.

hahaha I love the gap cameo there. (wanna-be cameo)

Oh no, someone was killed, be better go get…SHIRTS FROM GAP!!!

The Movie Is Totally Hilarious!!!

I can tell I will like Jasmine, but I don’t like the fact that she is another girl ruining LucyXPaulo.

Lucy and Paulo JUST got into a good friendship, and already you completely destroyed it, Taeshi!

yesh, i iz mad at her now (sorry but your really killing us over here! but I still thank you for making me sexuly((in the good way)) better)

lol, product placement.

5 minutes into the movie and there is a character wearing a T-shirt from the Gap? omfgwtfbbq!!!!!!!1!11!one!

blatant gap advertising, how dare you get in my webcomic! OUT I say!

Antagonist of movie: This is for shopping at GAP ya litle ****!!!

Oy, Paulo. I know you are not Mister Sensitive, but come on.

Either take her to a couples-friendly movie, or take her to this but then comfort her when she is scared.

For someone with such a big ego, you got no game, son.

Is she adorable, or what?

Poor Jasmine……. She terrified! I would’nt force my girlfriend to watch a movie she dose’nt want to watch. If i get one that is……….

If I was the Nostalgia Critic, I’d probably refer to this as “Smashing the Gap”.

Another teen has tasted the perfect recipe for insomia…
Poor Jazzi…

Poor thing she is terrified.

Jasmine + horror movie= ahhhhhhhhhhh

Looks like someone left a GAP in his head!! HAHAHAhahaha..ha….ha…… kill me